Anyone else absolutely cannot into dancing? I'm literally scared of going to parties because all I do is just sit and drink. And it's practically impossible to get a gf if you cannot dance, let alone fuck a girl on a party like that.
How the fuck do I into dancing? With women I mean. Or on parties. You get the idea.
you're halfway there pal dancing is pretty alpha but you gotta make sure the entire room knows your the dominant alpha male of the group, so pick the girl you want to dance get right into the middle of the dance floor and start a mosh pit.
>Or like a legendary anon once did: just bob your knees and do various weapon reload animations with your hands.
I... thought of doing that. But that wouldn't work when dancing with a girl, now would it?
Most people can't dance for shit but it looks normal because they're not bothered.
If you're legit having fun then it's cool.
Someone might say "anon you're throwing some crazy moves hahaha"
Just go with it. You're cutting mad shapes, learn to laugh at yourself.
Same. Everone always says shit like, "just move around to the music" but I have 0 inclination to do that and if I force it it looks terrible, not even in a "drunk asshole being silly way," but an "autist robot" way.
I don't even know why normies want to dance so much anyway. Why can't we just sit and have a nice discussion about things like art or philosophy? Why do we have to move around in total silence to music we know is bad but, "it's fun" so that doesn't matter for some reason?
Go to a good party. Normies will only judge you if you go to some retard EDM party, since those are like the antithesis of a robot. Dancing is all about context and not about the moves, I "dance" like the most autistic man in post-punk parties and the only ones who give a shit are more surprised (that a person like me is dancing) than repulsed.
>yfw it's the injured football chad on crutches
>bob your knees and do various weapon reload animations with your hands
don't do it, if you're ugly, she'll just accuse you of rape
wtf kind of advice is this? There aren't any physical activities that a robot can "go out and do", aside from running around in circles. Practically any organized activity requires that you already know at least one of the members, you can't just stroll in and join them like some brazilian favela dweller.
What do you do with your face while dancing?
Even when I get drunk enough to be happy to make a fool of myself, I'm at a complete loss if I should be grinning, look serious or some kind of music-related pout.