Holy shit bros I actually got a gf. Am I not allowed here anymore?

>>26126174
Get off you bloody normie.

Although if she cheats on you in three weeks or less, you can come back and all is forgiven.

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I thought most people had gfs here and we were actually roleplaying.

>>26126185
>Roleplaying
No. We're not.

>>26126174

Dude no way!! I actually just got a gf myself!! Crazy right??

Maybe we can start a polygamist family together?

>>26126174
She will leave you once she finds out more about you or until she finds a better guy that is interested. Until then, get the hell off our board, see you in a couple weeks.

>>26126213
Are we? I think it might only be you, anon. Perhaps you are the last true robot while all the other frogposters, wizard-memers and fake fembots have already gotten laid and have healthy relationship lives.

Of course, I have to say that I am too a pathetic and lonely virgin, but perhaps that is but roleplay too.

Accept it.

Even in your loneliness, you are alone, because this site has been overrun by normies and posers while all the oldfags anheroed under the pressure of normie society.

>>26126174
Hoow?

>>26126213
>>26126185
You're spoiling it guys.

>TFW tendies

>>26126229
Haha virgin BTFO. Why don't you kill yourself already?

Just kidding. I like to be pretend to be a normie who makes fun of robots.

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>>26126218
We're actually best friends and I finally got the balls to tell her how I felt. Surprise surprise she felt the same, and now were here. You just gotta stop caring man, I was too timid for far too long.

>>26126283

Meant for

>>26126248

Sorry

>>26126174

cool pic is that crazy frog

>>26126283
Hmmm that method won't work for me since I have no friends

>>26126358
Umm helllllooo I'm right here. What am I, chopped liver?

>>26126174
You've got 5 minutes to collect your personal possessions from your desk, and leave.

>>26126358
I literally had ZERO friends for about 3 years of my life. I thought I was gonna be a friendless, kissless virgin until I was at least 30. If an autist like me can do it I know you can. Shit gets better man, trust me, hang in there.

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>>26126378
t-thankks anon

>>26126399
I've never been good at having conversation and social interactions, probably since I locked myself in my room for most of my life and avoided people. But I'm finally a wagecuck now, so I'm spending time observing people and seeing how they successfully take part in a conversation. Hopefully after a year or so I'll be good at social interactions by the process of simply being around people and hearing them interact. I can only hope I become good enough at talking I finally get a friend. Thanks dude!

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>>26126399

I'm grateful for the few friends I've managed to keep. We don't talk very often but they always watch out for me. Shoutout to all the hardcore soccer moms out there.

>>26126283
Ive tried telling girls I like them before, to be rejected and ridiculed. Dont risk it, guys. Its easier to not have false hope.

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>>26126518
I used to share this sentiment, but honestly rejection isn't that bad once you build up a tolerance to it. The first few times you'll probably be dead inside for a couple weeks but you'll be able to bounce back faster and faster each time.

To the lurking anon reading this who is trying to build up the courage to do something they're afraid of: Just fucking do it right now without thinking. It's the only way. Let me be your inspiration.

>>26126408

just actively ignore me everyone else, i hope you find your friends

>>26126568
I feel like my heart it weights 700 tonnes when I try to talk to a girl. Fuck, why is my body conspiring against me?

>>26126626
Dude same.

Just fight it. It will break before you do.

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>>26126174
normies get out ree

Good luck out there bro, I believe in you.

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I broke up with my LDR gf.

I've resorted to online dating.

>Let's see if I'm normie enough to actually get a flesh and blood gf.

>>26126185
That's not true. I don't have a gf, but wife.

>>26126183
this

getting a gf is not betrayal of your fellow bots/cyborgs; you're always welcome back when the woman inevitably cheats on you, as long as you don't become Chad

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>>26127137
It's been real

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>>26126185
No, this is real mang. Real board for real Autists, who really are 30 and live with mommy.

>yes I own a piss jug, I'm too fat and lazy to walk to the bathroom