>tfw you're 26 >tfw a quarter of your life has already

>>26123208
>lucky
you mean unlucky

lucky would be 25 = half

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25 here OP.

>tfw you're still basically a dumbass teenager

Hope I die in my sleep soon.

I'm 33. It's alright. I still enjoy video games like a kid and learned Japanese in my 20's so I have a few Japanese otaku friends. Besides work (craftsman) I enjoy my life. I don't even want a girlfriend or anything either.

>>26123695
23 here. oops. I do still feel like a teenager

driving home from working thinking things like there's nobody like me and I'm not meant to have friends

26 here

I feel like I was supposed to die a couple of years ago and I'm some sort of ghost that left part of me still lingering about back then.

>>26123208
28 here
life is okay

>>26123208
I'll be 31 in a matter of months.

Get on my level.

>>26123710
I feel compelled to ask you what you do.

>>26123208
>28
>khv
>have job usually done by teenagers
>have worthless BA
>no friends
>all my shit falling apart.
>have some money, but not nearly enough.
>lost weight(was 185, now 155), but health feels worse.

I just turned 28. People say I look early 20's so I guess that's a compliment. the only compliment I'm capable of receiving cause I got nothing else. Low test 4 life.

>>26123208
Turned 25 yesterday.
I'm yet to go to college, and I think I should've acquired more work exp by now, but I'm not going to descend into pointless defeatism.
Just gonna take it easy, life ain't too serious anyway.

>>26123208
27 here.

>Lucky
If I was lucky I would have died during the event that should have killed me or the following surgery that saved my life in 2008.

>>26123798
I feel like I was supposed to die too and that's why there's no path for me, no place for me in this world. This is why nothing makes sense and the motions and mechanics of reality behave as if I wasn't supposed to be here.

>>26124848
Dude, you were literally given a second chance at life.

Fucking use it. I want you to get off this board by Monday, by Tuesday decide what you want from life and on Wednesday take your first step towards it.

Do it. You'll be okay.

25 here

Making friends is fucking hard.

>27 this year
wizard soon, comrades.

>>26124892
I wish I knew how to make new friends. People are suspicious of a 30 year old man with no close friends.

>27
>useless BA
>been an unemployed NEET long enough for it to look very bad to prospective employers
>live with my parents
>no gf obviously
>ED the last four times I almost got laid

>>26124913

Yeah, I am just not sure how to go about it. I was drinking a ton alone at bars recently, but it was really fucking with my mind so I stopped drinking. Now I just spend most nights alone reading and programming -- don't even have nerd friends to hack with.

>>26124876
>by Tuesday decide what you want from life
I doubt it's ever been that simple for anyone.

>>26124966
Most of the time it really is. I think deep down most of us know what we want but we resist it for numerous reasons.

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>>26124953
>ED the last four times I almost got laid
>the last four times I almost got laid
>I almost got laid

Even getting that far... must be nice.

>>26124953
>>ED the last four times I almost got laid


How do you almost get laid? Like you are about to put it in, and you can't get it up?

That's really borderline normalfag.

I really want to say "get out."

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>>26123208
I'm only 23. How do I prepare for 25+?

>>26125018
By staying in school and/or working. But I think the real next step comes at 30 when you finally should have some financial security or at least proper qualifications for reasonable adult job.

>27, 28 in less than 2 months
>KHV
>NEET majority of my twenties
>Live with parents
>Go outside once every month
>Recently stopped medication (Sertraline, Mirtazapine)
>Feeling comfortably numb

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28 and a dishwasher checking in. At least I have my gf and animu.

>>26125095
Nope I'll be 30 in about 30 days and I still just spend my days smelling my own farts

the real problem is I've jacked off so many times to so many porn types that nothing works for me. I can't afford prostitutes but the couple times I did they were rude aggressive ignorant and unpleasant so I didn't even cum because they made me uncomfortable

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>>26125017
Yeah, I'm kind of a failed normie. I cant manage to go to bars, but went to the area of my town where all the bars are after closing time, when all the severely drunk people were filing out. I wander around or sit on a bench and look at my phone. I don't smoke, but on these occasions I smoke cigarettes so someone will ask me to bum a cig, or for a light. Three of the girls I almost had sex with, I met this way, after "last call". One of them vomited while I was taking her home. All three were much fatter than me.

The fourth was a prostitute who I found online.

>>26125138
Thief! That's my strategy, you stole it!

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>>26124876
I'm not sure if you can call that a second chance since my health is degrading rapidly and I'll probably die soon anyway. More like delaying the inevitable.

Sure I'm all for improvement but I have little time to dedicate to it, most of my time is spent working or in and out of the hospital.

I'm seriously considering getting one of those "do not revive" tattoos on my chest but it's meaningless since the medics can't take it into account they have to try not matter what.

My monday will be spent working, my tuesday will be spent working too. I'm "okay" because of the ton of medication I have to swallow everyday to tell cancerous cells to fuck off and prevent my body from rotting away. That's a level of okay that isn't interesting at all.

I'm not trying to be depressing and your mindset is probably adapted to most of this board, but for those of us with agressive physical illnesses operating completely outside of our control it's a losing battle.

>>26125132
No. The real problem is you actually think that is your real problem.

>>26125148
It wasn't clear from your previous post that you are going to die soon.

Enjoy your last few days/years.

26 and close to giving up. No degree, no relationship, barely any friends, no motivation to enjoy my hobbies or strive for more. Fucked up so many opportunities in the past that I can't live with it anymore anons. Everything is so bleak and hopeless.

>>26125167
Look I've tried gay porn, I don't have any homo tenancies, I even touched myself while looking at it. No real effect, and even if i did my penis too scabbed and bruised. I stopped using lube to get more sensation and I rubbed some skin off

Literally turning 25 tomorrow.

Life is better than ever before. But I wonder if it's simply because I was just drifting through life before babby's 1st existential crisis at 23.

I don't fear death and am excited about life.

Haven't had sex in two year tho fuark.

>>26125205
Not sure if stupid or troll.

>23 so its OK if you want to skip my post, I just want to talk with someone who won't tell me to lift
>two years ago I matured a bit and decided that I needed a plan for the next 5 years
>plan was to become an artist (illustration, comic drawing, 3d modeling and animation)
>first year I learned nothing but the second one I have been going steady
>still two more years to go and I think I will accomplish everything but animation
>if I don't tho I will go to college (its free here) and get some low tire job to support myself)
>I have been feeling lately like I want to be more responsible like finally doing something about my weight and getting more serious about my drawing tho

>>26124641
exactly this.

one of those 18 fucks even tried bossing me around today

>25
>work bleak but adequately paid gov job
>own car
>exercise
>still alone

Even if the anons here did improve their lives somehow chances are they'll still be alone.

>>26125138

Isn't that technically rape since you're sober and they're not? I'm not accusing, just curious. Idgaf but I'm sure the feminazis would say different.

>>26125230
What's the problem smart guy?

>>26125317
>one of those 18 fucks even tried bossing me around today

What happened?

>>26125379
>Nope I'll be 30 in about 30 days and I still just spend my days smelling my own farts

Your life is garbage and you think your real problems lie in a current inability to masturbate.

>>26125018
Make friends!

shit gets harder as you get older

>>26124591
Same here. I guess it's just a good age.

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>>26125409
It really does, damn near impossible since they don't really want any new friends by the time they get close to their 30s. Hell I'm 28 and don't really want all the effort new friends take to make. Hard to find time to hang out with the ones I already have anyway.

>>26125384
>>26125317
And please tell me that by "tried", you mean he didn't succeed.

>>26125437
Why don't you find a nice comfy Bobby, pretty much every hobby can be social

>>26123208
27 here.

I'm just chilling, waiting for death.

Passive stoicism and existential nihilism have helped me.

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>>26125475
I play with a DnD group off and on, hard to get people stay on a campaign more than a few months at a time because things come up and people get bored.

>>26125366
you're kind of correct. If I was a college student there is a 100% chance that I would be expelled for this. The courts are a little less strict about a drunk woman having sex with a sober man. "date rape" in most legal systems is more like what bill cosby is accused of doing, actually drugging people.

>>26125510
That must be pretty comfy, I always wanted to try dnd. If people leave then so what? That's life for you

>>26125464
>he

Yeah. He

He told me the way I made sandwiches was stupid. But my way is backed by logic, and customer fulfillment.

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>>26125522
I wouldn't call it leaving, I get busy too between work and finishing up my degree. I think it's kind of natural, people get involved with their own lives as they start to get closer to having families of their own. Kind of makes you value the friends you do have even more.

DnD is super comfy however, fun and social game. Surprising how high energy it can get when you have a good DM, really can get drawn into the world. Really worth trying if you never had, I didn't starting playing till like a year ago or so I wanna say, was pretty intimidated by the rules and structure at first but it's actually pretty simple overall, lots more about what you can thinking of to solve a problem.

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>28
>Don't bother with high school friends anymore because I have to hound them to do anything so I don't contact them and they don't contact me
>Work in a warehouse
>Work isn't too bad but the early 20 year old's don't care about their quality of work as much thus mess up the organisation of the racks
>Live by myself
>Only person that ever comes over is my music teacher, otherwise I am alone.
>Virgin, no girl friend
>Ex-reclusive NEET but still have tendencies to just stay in my apartment when I don't have work or HAVE to do errands
I am going to die alone.

>>26125781
what's it like living alone?

desu

>>26123208
Quarter? More like more than half

>>26125994
Very lonely. Normally when I lived with my grandfather at least I got to say hi to him once a day. On weekends I only talk to the grocery store clerk to get my food, otherwise there is no one to say good morning to me or good night.

>>26123208
29 here. Life has been on the up since about 25. Things aren't great but they are getting better.

>>26123208
>26
>dropped out of university
>shit job
>have 3 friends from high school I see once every 2-3 months
>feel low around them as they all have high status jobs, gfs and nice houses
>one even just brought a house that is practically a mansion
>one is getting married
>shit hours for shit pay so little free time and little money
>little free time I do have is spent sleeping as i'm tired due to manual labor job
>no gf ever
>still a kissless virgin
>moved back in with parents last year to save money as was barely saving anything with rent and bills

Not sure what I even live for anymore. Vidya isn't even fun anymore. Honestly going to off myself in the next few years.

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>25
>live alone
>shit job but isn't dead end
>while at work I don't feel melancholic or haunted by my empty past
>while at work I just want to go home
>each day at the end of working hours (last 20-30mins) manager goes home early
>co-workers usually start something fun
>playing cards or just chatter and banter
>I don't always participate but that's because I sometimes feel like i'm intruding on some subjects
>I get to talk with some qts sometimes and they are really kind
>then I just take the bus home and feel like shit till i go to sleep and wish i had the balls to suggest going to a bar or something with the coworkers
>I live for those 20-30 mins
>on weekends I take heavy doses of medication, nothing risky, just enough to keep me slipping in and out of sleep while watching a playlist of movies like baraka/samsara/documentaries with nice scenery

if I am lucky I sometimes dream of traveling there with a qt from work