Im in a better place now

>>26119411
A haircut, nice shirt and pants and a pair of dumbells would have been a wiser, far less expensive investment to get long term pussy.

>>26119445

please be bait, you deluded piece of shit

>>26119445
None of those will make his personality better

>>26119445
those things bring short term pussy and long term financial ruin

>>26119521
You wish.

>>26119541
The confidence he gets from looking good and feeling better about himself will.

>>26119542
Nah.

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>>26119445
>>26119579
ishiggggg nigg

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>>26119445
>Yes, just keep buying things so that you have to opportunity to buy more things.

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>>26119579
>nah.
BAIT?

>>26119642
Dumbbells last forever. A few clothes that can make a bunch of different outfits will last for years provided you don't get too fat for them.

>>26119579
You keep telling yourself that, bud

>>26119411
you should have left this world behind with a bullet through your head

>>26119795
Will do.

I'll tell myself that again while my dick is inside your oneitis.

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>>26119579
>Nah.
Thank's for confirming your full of shit

>>26119824
Post pics when it happens then ;)

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>>26119816
>>26119690
>>26119579
>>26119445
when did /r9k/ get so normal?

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>>26119445
I'm fucking 6'2 look like this and have a handsome face and a nice beard. 22 year old NEET virgin
there's no fixing autism f a m

>>26119867
Op is the normal fag for purchasing women body parts and not just converting to 2D master race

>>26119896
Yeah, but you probably have no hobbies or interest and wear cargo shorts, Metallica tees and new balance sneakers.

>>26119896
your ugly face is probably the problem

face>everything else

>>26119909
i already have my oppai mouse pad. sorry

>>26119930
>>26119938
>just lift and buy new clothes dude and u'll get a gf :D
>uhm if u don't get gf if u do these things ur either 2 small ur face is ugly or u have no hobbies so yeah lol get new hobbies become taller or change your face Xd
Do you take yourselves seriously?

>>26119981
Who said anything about a girlfriend?

>>26120016

>>26119445
>to get long term pussy.
These words caused the replychain.

>>26119867
This is reddit's favorite board now. Deal with it loser

>>26120043
What about long term pussy makes you think of a girlfriend?

I meant getting pussy over the long term. You don't need a girlfriend for that.

>>26119981
They always say:
"If you do A, B and C and get Y and Z, you shouldn't have trouble getting a girlfriend."
And once you've done A, B and C and have gotten Y and Z, but still don't have a girlfriend, they'll say:
"That's because you didn't do D and E and in addition to that, you probably did B incorrectly."
They'll always make up new reasons to explain why you're a virgin, even if you look like:
>>26119896

The thing is, as he said, no amount of effort will help if your social skills sucks and you don't have any friends, yet they keep spouting out their retarded advices. They basically live in a different universe, that's the best way to describe it.