>look in the mirror >get pissed off at my ugly face

>look in the mirror
>find amusement in my poor appearance

>look in mirror
>"hey not half bad"

>see side profile
>want to immediately die

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>>26118145
Every time.
>eyes are very lopsided and nose in noticeably crooked
Why?

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>look in the mirror
>I see myself

>look in the mirror
>hey i'm alright

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>look in the mirror
>get startled because I remember that I'm a person and not just a consciousness

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This is me.

>no one is going to reply to this anyway

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>look in the mirror
>takes me a while to recognize my face

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>look in the mirror
>ugly face starting to get covered beard that just recently got a lot thicker

>look in the mirror
>momentary shock when I remember I'm not actually an anime girl

Fuck, I really need to cut back on the shitposting

>>26118180
I experience the reverse

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>Look in the mirror
>get pissed that I'm wasting my youthful good looks by never going out
>smoke some more weed and turn on season 3 of The Shield

ah escapism

>look in the mirror
>disgusted by my fucking ugly face
>take a picture with my phone camera
>send it to my gf
>she responds telling me how cute/handsome/sexy I look
>try my hardest to believe she's telling the truth
>can't

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>>26118145
>look in the mirror
>it ain't me

>>26118476
You're the worst type of person.

>>26118485
>look in the mirror
>it ain't me starts playing

>>26118263
This. It's very strange when I actually take a while to think about it

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>have to leave the lights off because otherwise I will see my reflection in the monitor when it turns black

>>26118494
I'm not just saying "oh I'm so ugly XDddd" to get attention, anon, I legitimately think I look terrible despite the fact that my gf tries to convince me otherwise. I don't reject her compliments because I don't want to hurt her feelings, but I can't take them seriously either.

>look in the mirror
>see nothing because im a vampire

Feels good to be immortal desu

>>26118660
bite me sempai ~<3

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>look in the mirror
>turn to the side and realize I have no fucking chin

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>look in the mirror
>"is this me?"

i don't even own a mirror familia

>look in the mirror
>rejoice
Who /pretty/ here?

>look in the mirror
>realize that I can't even really blame women for not being attracted to me
>feel a deep existential sadness set in as I realize that I was fucked with bad genes from birth

>>26118415
this happened to me too

pretty spooky to think about it desu

>>26118283
Why does it look so much fucking better before the photo is taken? I look okay before I hit the button to actually take the photo.

>>26118655
Anon, look at me.

Look at me.

You're the worst type of person.

>>26118797
watch it slowly fade as you waist your genetics on shit posting

>>26119298
I lift brah

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>look in mirror
>see plain
>plain nose
>plain shitty glasses
>plain skin
>plain eyes
>only thing about me that is almost different is that I'm bald
>I just shave every day for no reason
>stand up
>lumpy, 5'6
Why are my parents such pieces of shits for bringing me into this world like this?
When I was younger I was told I could be as tall as my uncle. He's 6'2
I'm literally 1 inch shorter than the girl I've liked for 5 years
I'm literally everything (personally-wise) she could want in a guy, all I'm missing is a foot of height and the looks
>pic related
she's in my photography class

>>26118863
Front facing cameras imitate a mirror, in that the image is flipped so it looks like what you're used to looking at. After taking the image your phone flips it which makes it look funny since you're only used to your reflection

>>26119410
the only thing you are is delusional

>>26118969
Why?

Original comment pls no mute

>>26119459
how?
the personality thing?
The only reason I say that is because she's told me to my face.

I know that feel. I dont think I have an ugly face. I have a defined jaw and symmetric facial features. I look mixed but I live in a predominantly mixed race country. I also have a deep as fuck voice. The problem is my stupid shitty hair. It sucks so much, I will probably shave it. Fuck it and its randruff. I also wear glasses that look stupid on me but i currently have no money to but myself contact lenses. It bothers me so much that I could be a 8/10 if I fixed this shit if I had the means to. FUUUUUUUCK