Girls are robots, too!

Yeah nah cunt just go to tumblr

timestamped teats or gtfo

>>26117584

Tits or leave pls.

There are literally hundreds of dudes willing to fuck you at any given second. It's impossible for a female to be a bot unless you're horribly disfigured....and even then....

>>26117584
>mentally unstable guy thinks he's a girl.

>>26117584

It's true.
I was roleplaying in Second Life for a while and got roleplay slaves. And I met a good deal of female robots there (and yes, I voiced and skyped with them, they weren't trannies): RL virgins, NEETs, literal basement dwellers, women who were chronically ill and living with their parents again, women that were mentally unstable after their former partner committed suicide etc etc

>>26117584
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

also tits

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Whoa, guys, watch out! Karen just might shoot you!

Just kidding, it's just her using her hands as pretend guns!!!

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>tfw contemplate going on a shooting spree so you can be used as an example that girls can be robots too

>>26117654
I-I live in Dalla Texas. Wana hang out?

>>26117660
Somebody post the webms of Twice shooting guns.

>>26117660
bandaid where tf you been man

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>>26117630
there are literally hundreds of single mothers and old sluts who'll take you as a beta cuck provider at any second.

im not into painful sex with creepy normalfags strangers. who i also probably dislike as people.

>>26117660
Are you the real Bandaid? Can anyone confirm?

Girls who are 3/10 or below, or girls who literally have severe autism or other mental illnesses that prevent them from functioning normally in social situations can be robots. Nobody is arguing against this.

>>26117702
I got tired of posting and being social for a while

>>26117723
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/bandaid/ Same trip since the beginning

>>26117702
>>26117723
Shut the fuck up, Faggots. Don't kiss up to tripcancer.

>>26117719
Check and mate, mate.

>>26117692
Yes post skype or email or whatever.

>>26117719
Keywords being single mothers/sluts.

Women on the other hand have their pick of the litter while also not having to work for it or settle for less

>>26117584
I will use your thread to push my personal findings while being uncommonly mindful.

A lot of my findings and experiences lead me to believe that SOME if not MOST but not ALL women share the same solipsistic frame of logic and reasoning children do.
Mixed with a broken ability to discern and recognize pattern based issues and behavior, like a broken selective pavlovian conditioning.

This isn't a hatred for women, it's just an observation that's been repeatedly brought to my attention.

>>26117730
I am
I will have sex with literally any female
autism, mental illness, 3/10
doesn't matter
I'll have sex with any willing female
the only possible exception would be aids or herpes, but if that were the case those women would not be virgins to begin with so it's fine.

>>26117778
you shut your mouth
bandaid is the KING of /r9k/
mods make bandaid a mod please
>>26117777
nice quads
sasuga bandaid

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>>26117795
>the pick of the litter
yeah...
and here he is
>>26117802
have you ever heard anything so sweet?

i dont care bitch go away

>>26117802
The mere fact that a person with low standards like you exist doesn't make the women I described not robots.

The women I described would probably have sex with the majority of the robots on this board given the opportunity just like you would have sex with them. But the fact is that there aren't enough of them, and not enough of people like you, that the twain shall ever meet.

Think of it like this: different species of animals are defined by the ability to reproduce and create viable offspring together.

HOWEVER: Species who could potentially create viable offspring together due to being genetically similar, but would never do so under natural circumstances due to geographical differences, are still considered different species. If you took a male Eastern European Smug Frog and a female Japanese Sad Frog and put them together and they made babies, they would still be considered different species of frogs because without human interference the situation we described would never have occurred.

What I'm describing with robots and girls with low standards, or fembots and guys with low standards, is that the mere existence of the people who would fuck them doesn't mean that they don't exist. Because odds are, you will never meet one of those girls in person.

you know what
who cares if women or men or niggers or honkeys or transgender asexual asian midgets can be robots
just quit being a fucking attention whore and stop acting like a faggot
deal with your problems and move the fuck on
fuck this board

>>26117584
Guessing you don't shower that's the only way a woman can be a robot.

>>26117909
God forbid you get anything other than Chad

ITT:
> "No, I'M the shitty degenerate."
> "Nuh-uh"
> "Yuh-huh"
etc.

>>26117719
even in your counterargument you admit that males have to work to provide, even when they're settling for someone that's absolute bottom of the barrel (e.g. single mothers, obese landwhales, you)
you just need to open ya legs and take a painful fucking (i mean it's not like you don't crave that anyways (^; )

>>26117584
Women can't be robots. No matter how ugly a girl is, there will ALWAYS be someone who is willing to support her. Women will never know what it's like to be rejected by everyone. Women will never know what it's like to be called a creep and a rapist just because they're ugly. Women wiIl never know what it's like to be accused of a crime they didn't commit and have their entire life destroyed, just because the accuser has a vagina.

Women don't belong here. They will never understand what it's like.

leave

>>26117686
s-s-she's cute. who is she

>>26117651
Shhh don't tell the truth to these faggots, let them live in their fantasy worlds.

School shooting. For attention. Girls can be robots.

You're not even trying.

>>26117660
>>26117702

Kill yourselves, you disgusting tripfag and fag-enabler.

>>26117584
This board has officially gone to shit, hopefully wiz comes up soon. It's laughable to think girls can be robots.
jk i kno this is a b8 m8

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>>26118692
ugh, why are you alive?

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>>26117651
What's your second life username lets b Friends :3c

>>26118692
Women who are virgins like OP cannot be robots. That just proves they haven't even tried interacting with anyone. However, I think some non-virgins such as prostitutes or single mothers who had their life ruined by sex could possibly be robots.

>>26117584
if me and you were lined up against a wall and a random normie were forced to shoot one of us whitch one do you think he/she would choose by default?