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>too much of a pussy to try to kiss the girl after the date yet again

Guess there's no second date for me as always

Who /can'tshowinterest/ here?
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Even if you have to do a really awkward, blatant manoeuvre like brushing her hair to one side then leaning in for the kids, you should always do it.
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just walk her to her door and hold her hands and kiss her faggot
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>>26117201
>kiss on the first date

Why would guys think this is ok?
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>>26117201
>being able to get through a date without such cringey awkward silence and saying awkwrd things that she doesnt go radio silence as soon as you leave

roo normo etc
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>>26117351
This.

No wonder you're all fucking hopeless.
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>>26117337
>walk her to the door
>"so uhh I guess ill text you sometime"
>"yeah..."
>think to myself "man up man up man up fuck"
>just go for the hug and walk away

Fuck

>>26117374
I try to mask my awkward silence by always bringing tissue with me so when I can't think of anything to say, I just start using the tissue on my nose and pretend like im blowing it until I can think of something.
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>>26117432
You just gotta do it man. She wants to kiss you just as much as you want to kiss her. What's the worst that can happen? She'll reject? So what. Drop her.
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>>26117514
I'll try to remember that for next year when I manage to land another date
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>>26117432
That's fucking gross. Out of all the things to keep yourself busy when it's awkward. No ones going to want to kiss you when you're blowing your nose that often.

Just make comments when you're saying goodnight
>I really want to kiss you right now
>would it be okay if I kissed you?
That way you don't lean in and shit gets even more cringey.
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>>26117562
Yeah man if you get another date then she wants it for sure. Just about just doing it. No Shia meme intended
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>>26117351

If you don't make a move, then you blow it.

It's not our fault that girls literally date like ten dudes at once and compare us to each other.

If you don't make her pussy tingle on the first date, it's over.
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>>26117814
That is absolutely not true.

Maybe if you date a girl like the one you describe but then, why date a girl like that if that is not what you want?
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It's perfectly acceptable to wait until the second date to kiss a girl you fucking autist, especially if you met here from school or something and it wasn't explicitly labeled as a date.
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>>26117914
I thought nowadays if you aren't sleeping with her on the first date then she isn't interested
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>>26118005
No, take it from somebody who's an absolute normie, you're fine. Online dating also isn't nearly the same thing as dating people you meet irl, it's inherently more vapid and attracts much more promiscuous women.
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>>26118113
>Online dating also isn't nearly the same thing as dating people you meet irl

That's actually pretty comforting to hear since I did meet her offline. Thanks for the words of wisdom.
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>>26117871
I'm doing online dating ATM since I'm time strapped. A-are these really the only girls on those?
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>>26117201
The fact that you went out on a date proves you do not belong here.
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>>26117814
>>26118005
I'll tell you something that might blow your mind: not all girls are the same. Some want to move more quickly than others.
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>>26118834
I don't see how going on a few dates makes anyone less of a robot when they all lead to nothing and they're still a KV.

People here worship eggman yet that guy's gotten laid enough times.
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>>26117201
>KV
>No idea how to kiss someone
>I'm fucked for life because such a basic thing is expected of me at my age.
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>>26117201
>being able to ask a girl out
>not avoiding being asked out
>not refusing being asked out
Normies. Ree.
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>>26118970
>KV
>end the V part by going to an escort
>try to end the K part as well
>ask the escort if I can kiss her
>she looks at me like I told her I raped her mom and says no

How was I supposed to know kissing hookers isn't a thing people do?
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>>26117201

>Cute girl talking to me at work (it comes with the job)
>No pressure, no problem
>She gives me The Look
>Awkwardly end conversation and pretend to be busy across the room

Why always this?
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>>26118989
>having to refuse being asked out
Fuck off chad
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>>26119423
hypothetical situation is extremely hypothetical and unlikely to occur

a 2/10 could still ask a robot out though
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>>26117351
Every girl I've ever been with has fucked me on the first date. 2 of them were virgins.

I don't even act pushy. Just touch them and proceed further and further until A) a response to stop or B) no response which means you're clear for take off.

Women want to fuck.
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>>26117351
If you can't beat em, join em.

Oc
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>>26117201
last time I was in this position this girl pointed at some Korean tourists taking a picture and said "let's photobomb them"

I turned to look at them for a second and started to say something but when I turned back around she jumped on me and kissed me
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>>26119013
wait, what?

you can't kiss hookers? wtf man
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