What do I do /r9k/ I was born with a small penis idk how big

>>26115038
how big is everyones penis here on r9k?

Well the average is like 8 inches, as long as you're at least 7 you'll be OK, otherwise suicide is your only option. Women require at least 7 inches to feel anything.

>>26115346
Is the average really 8 inches?

This is unsettling...

>>26115038
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>>26115346
>>26115395
no the average dick is like 5 inches

>>26115395
The average is actually like 4 inches, at least in america.

Here in Europe, being above average is not so easy.

>>26115395
On 4chan and on the internet in general the average is 7.5"x6".

95% of people give themselves .5"-1" more than they really are or they measure incorrectly. The average is actually probably closer to 6"x4.7" for white guys.

>>26115038
Also there is no proven method of penis enlargement other than risky surgery. Jelqing is a meme that will fuck up your dick for life or at the most give you a slightly bigger flaccid penis.

>>26115038
You think that's bad?
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers - foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change - I changed too. My thoughts, personality, How I saw right and wrong... Words Can Kill.
Time and again the country was ruled by a foreign tongue. When he was a young boy he lost his native language. The bedrock for any developing child. His country, His family, His face - His identity. Everything was stolen from him.
Since ancient times every civilizations ruler has had the same idea. When people unite under one will - they become stronger than the sums of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? Language.
This world will become one - I have found the way. Race, Tribal affiliations, National borders. Even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that The Boss envisioned will finally become a reality. And it will make mankind whole again...
America is a country of ;liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating its citizens live alongside others. So the major sought a system that used information: Words - To control the subconscious.
In his eyes the greatest symbiotic parasite the worlds ever known isn't microbial - it's linguistic. Words are what keep civilization, our world - alive. Free the world, Not by taking mens lives. But by taking their tongues.
With this i'll rid the world of infestation. Sans Lingua Franca - The world will be torn asunder, And then it shall be free.

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>>26115462
I'm ~7.3-.5 inches long with a girth of ~5 inches. I'm comfortable with my length, but not so much my girth. Is this adequate? If not, how can I fix it?

Side note: I have been asking all day to no avail. Is there no way for me to fix this "file too large" when no file is selected issue? It's driving me insane.

>>26115538
Such a lust for penis.

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>>26115435
It's like 5.5", dipshit. Nice job assuming Americans are tiny.

>>26115553
It literally doesn't matter.

Don't worry about your dick. Be grateful it still works and isn't mutilated or wasn't shot off or something.

>>26115421
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why me why fucking me my mum told me my dad has a small penis as well FUCK IT fuck this cruel world it's not fair with my dick I honestly don't think I could ever pleasure a girl they might not laugh to my face but they'll laugh to their friends.

>>26115593
Yeah if your dad has a small pecker chances are its not going to get much bigger if you're still young.

If your dad has a larger penis you have a better chance to have one though its not guaranteed.

>>26115638
I'm only 18 atm 19 not till September I started puberty late so idk if it can grow more.

>>26115038
>tfw family has huge cocks even mom

>>26115638
If it doesn't I don't think I'll have sex with a girl until I'm at least 25 if ever because I'm going through university and don't have the money to get penile enlargement surgery.

>tfw 4.75 inch girth on a mutilated dick
Just kill me senpai

>>26115719
Some men who are late bloomers have been recorded having slight penis growth in their late to mid twenties. Some people stop growing as early as 16-17. Its different for everyone honestly but i think the biggest growth probably stops around 18-19.

>>26115763
4.75" girth is totally normal.

I feel you though mutilated cock bro. Had to get cut at 7 because phimosis that lead to a nasty infection.

I'm about 4.5". How do you measure girth, familia?

>>26115845
>How do you measure girth, familia?
Wrap a piece of string around the mid part of your shaft. Measure string.

Or just use tailor's tape.

>>26115395
no dumbfuck. of course not. even dicks in porn aren't that big on average

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>>26115592
Appreciate that, still looking for an answer to the latter.