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Be honest, robots, would you just leave?
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Be honest, robots, would you just leave?

>N-no, hey, I... I... I mean, we shouldn't, like, we shouldn't do that, you know? I just. I mean, I just, like, respect you more than that...
>Rush out of room, blushing and terrified
>masturbate about it later, then cry
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I would fuck the shit out of her. The only thing holding back is everything leading up to sex, but if you just hand it to me I'll fucking take it.
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>that nasty ass greasy hair
tell her to take a fucking shower
not touching that shit
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Lick her roast and fuck her.
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>22
>that roastie
Nah, maybe if she was 8 years younger.
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>tfw my 22 year old cousin has huge tits and a tiny waist
It always fucks me up but we rarely see each other
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I think my lust would take over desu, I wouldn't start freaking out until I nut, then I'd run back to my room blushing and terrified.
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>>26114919

Yeea, I bet you wouldn't, robot.
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I would pick the biggest near object and shove it up her pussy.
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>>26114892
My cousin won't be 22 for another 14 years
I think I'd genuinely feel like complete shit in this situation, probably tell her to fuck off
but blame myself in some way
I already worry about her becoming a typical stacy cunt, this thread didn't help with those worries
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Do what she expects me to do.
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>>26115023
Just fuck her when she hits puberty and you can save her.
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>>26114939
Every time i see this pic his shoulder and head makes me think im looking at some oddly shaped ass. Cannot unsee.
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>>26115023

Yea, because this thread is totally realistic. Hot older cousins are always making themselves available sexually to their unwashed robot, anime dweebo younger cousins.
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>>26115044
That would have the complete opposite effect, and I would never do that
stop being such an edgy faggot
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>>26114892
>That
>22
MODS
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>>26115059
>22
>older
smdh tbqph familia
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>>26114972
C-Can I move to Japan? If guys think like that over there while Asian women remain uncorrupted, it would be fresh breath of air from the rancid cunts over here in the west.
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Who /jerksofftotheircousinsonfacebook/ here?
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>>26115089

That's a super popular porn star, you idiot. Do you honestly think she looks underage?
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>>26114892
I wouldn't fuck her because I'm in a committed long term relationship and I couldn't do that to my gf.

But I have no moral problems with cousin fucking.

I had some fine ass cousins before they got fat/addicted to meth.

>tfw white trailor trash extended family

And I'm not even from the South
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>>26115166
Well damn, she doesn't look any older than 16.
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>>26114892
leave and call her parents
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>>26115173
>committed long term relationship
She is taking a cock RIGHT NOW
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>>26115201
> leave and discuss over next holiday dinner
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>>26115184
She's clearly older than 20. You're probably retarded.
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Its not worth it senpai.
Its just not worth the stress of dealing with hiding this shit
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>>26114892
First of all, I'd ask her what the fuck she thought she was doing, then I'd probably tell her to just go home.
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>>26115058
xD who did this?
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>>26115166
>10 years ago
>those faps to her pictures
Now I know why I find my coworker attractive. She looks a bit like her. I never knew what it was until you reminded me.

>you will never lick Karma's perfect butthole.
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>Robot anon works up courage
>Takes out penis, gets hard
>Approaches bent over ass
>Mounts, readies the penetration
>Girl suddenly jerks away
>"Oh gross!" she says. "What the FUCK. Were you seriously about to fuck me? You're own COUSIN! I was kidding, you creep! You are such a fucking pervert."
>She posts on Facebook later: "My pervy cousin Anon tried to fuck, like literally fuck me today."
>Post gets 200 comments from friends and family members in support and solidarity for her.
>Everyone posts about how "creepy" they always knew you were, what with those japanese cartoons you always watch and all the time you spend online.
>Many family members unfriend you
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>>26115204
Naw, she's probably studying in her dorm right now.

She lacks the capacity to be a Stacy/slut- it's just not in her.
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>>26115254
I dunno man, she just looks so pure and natural.
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>>26115378
All women have the capacity to be sluts, don't fool yourself
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>>26115349
>2000+16
>using facebook
I really hope you don't do this
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>>26115558
She has the capacity with me.

I took her virginity when she was 21.

I'm a 7/10, she's a 4/10.

She didn't take my virginity. I'm not a loser- at least not in the conventional sense of the word.

I'm not even really sure why I come here.

For the ebin memes?

What I do know is that if she ever did cheat on me I'd find a wet hole to fuck within a week and she'd be crying by herself for a good month for having fucked up the only relationship she's ever had.

I'm well aware of the power I have in our relationship.
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>>26114892
> did you drop my surprise on the floor? do you need me to help you look for it?
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>>26115349
>Girl suddenly jerks away
>Doesn't just rape since social life is over anyways at that point
>Must be huge faggot
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>>26114892
who is the girl in the pic ture?
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>>26115969

only the old fags remember her from the days when people didn't jerk it to vidyas.
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>>26116184
Just give us her damn name already.
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>>26114892
>shoes on the carpet

absolutely disgraceful. get them off and put them at the entrance. we're not fucking savages in this house.
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>>26116896

Two words, in anagram form.

First word:

Neet
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>>26117758

Second word:

amkar
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