Be honest, robots, would you just leave?
>N-no, hey, I... I... I mean, we shouldn't, like, we shouldn't do that, you know? I just. I mean, I just, like, respect you more than that...
>Rush out of room, blushing and terrified
>masturbate about it later, then cry
>that nasty ass greasy hair
tell her to take a fucking shower
not touching that shit
My cousin won't be 22 for another 14 years
I think I'd genuinely feel like complete shit in this situation, probably tell her to fuck off
but blame myself in some way
I already worry about her becoming a typical stacy cunt, this thread didn't help with those worries
That's a super popular porn star, you idiot. Do you honestly think she looks underage?
I wouldn't fuck her because I'm in a committed long term relationship and I couldn't do that to my gf.
But I have no moral problems with cousin fucking.
I had some fine ass cousins before they got fat/addicted to meth.
>tfw white trailor trash extended family
And I'm not even from the South
>10 years ago
>those faps to her pictures
Now I know why I find my coworker attractive. She looks a bit like her. I never knew what it was until you reminded me.
>you will never lick Karma's perfect butthole.
>Robot anon works up courage
>Takes out penis, gets hard
>Approaches bent over ass
>Mounts, readies the penetration
>Girl suddenly jerks away
>"Oh gross!" she says. "What the FUCK. Were you seriously about to fuck me? You're own COUSIN! I was kidding, you creep! You are such a fucking pervert."
>She posts on Facebook later: "My pervy cousin Anon tried to fuck, like literally fuck me today."
>Post gets 200 comments from friends and family members in support and solidarity for her.
>Everyone posts about how "creepy" they always knew you were, what with those japanese cartoons you always watch and all the time you spend online.
>Many family members unfriend you
Naw, she's probably studying in her dorm right now.
She lacks the capacity to be a Stacy/slut- it's just not in her.
She has the capacity with me.
I took her virginity when she was 21.
I'm a 7/10, she's a 4/10.
She didn't take my virginity. I'm not a loser- at least not in the conventional sense of the word.
I'm not even really sure why I come here.
For the ebin memes?
What I do know is that if she ever did cheat on me I'd find a wet hole to fuck within a week and she'd be crying by herself for a good month for having fucked up the only relationship she's ever had.
I'm well aware of the power I have in our relationship.
Two words, in anagram form.