>tfw being born as a Pisces. We live the hardest lives compared

>>26112624
tl;dr
>my problems are worse than yours
>i'm special
>no one's more special than me

you guys are compatible with tauruses like me
cancer and libra are the true robot signs

At least use the MBTI stuff for this personality crap.

>>26112624
I have two personalities - nicest guy in the world, and twisted fucking psychopath.

Guess my sign?

>>26112666
>666
Cancer - /mommyissues/
Libra - /passive-sub/

>>26112693
gemini or possibly scorpio

>>26112693
p-pisces?

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>>26112693
This might be you family

>>26112624
your zodiac sign doesn't mean shit, get your natal chart done

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>>26112749
>not posting the superior version
orignel

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>he doesn't read the whole natal chart
Fucking pleb REEEEEEEE get away from my astrology

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> there are people currently alive, browsing this board who think astrology actually means something

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>>26112624
>astrology
how is this meme still alive

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>>26112624
>western astrology
>looking only on sun sign

This how you recognize ignorant.
Personaly I prefer vedic system with sidereal zodiac but if you use western one I beg you, study other planetary placements and strongest aspects. When you do that then you can say wether you are fucked or not.

>>26112624
>tfw robo-lion
JFMSU

>>26112693
>Guess my sign?
Faggot.

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>They are prone for having avoidant personality disorders and for being very emotional and misunderstood
Gay fish have a hard life.

roll up roll up everyone come get your natal chart

http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi

it's cooler-looking than the MBTI and every bit as valid

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>>26112922
Pic related is my natal chart, as you can see I have powerfull t-square, moon with jupiter aspected by bad boys, mars and saturn. Being depressed, suicaidal and fucked are given for me by stars.

>>26112922
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at desu.

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>>26112922
>astrological positioning is a better personality predicting factor than a self reported personality questionnaire

come on now

>>26113005
ohh, you're into possessive introvert woman? You absolutely hate shallow people

>>26113005
True Node, Pluto, and Venus in Scorpio.... Hahahahahahaha dude you're fucked

i have 7 planets in Scorpio

You god damn retard.
You really believe that being born between x date and y date condemns you to a life of eternal misery till the end of your days?
No. It's how you how you deal with shit in your life that matters.
You're probably in the same boat as morbidly obese people who blame their genetics while stuffing a large mcdouble into their gluttonous maws.
I know this shit sounds corny as fuck, and people told you this before, but you're the only one who can help yourself.

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>>26113005
How am I supposed to read this witchcraft?

>>26113079
oh, are you into self-diagnosis? i know some great tumblrs you should like totally follow

>>26113130
madona/whore complex is strong in this chart. You want recognition/fame but have no idea how to achieve.

>>26112624

>believing in Astrology

You have problems I do not have alright.

>>26113102
I don't hate shalow people, to be honest being shalow makes life easier but I can't be that way so I avoid shalowness.

About possesive woman... I'm 21 years old kissles virgin and I don't see any change in near future add to this prefering 2D over 3D and chances for getting my 3D tsundere fall to zero.

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I already know the pisces/leo combi, but I don't have a clue what the other stuff means.

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So.. what does this chart say about me, or how am I supposed to read this?

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>>26112624
>>tfw being born as a Pisces.
>>They are prone for having avoidant personality disorders and for being very emotional and misunderstood.
I doubt your zodiac sign has anything to do with your life, this must be a coincidence. But well at least we are fabulous.

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>>26113136
I think you are more likely to know more about your own personality than the fucking moon does

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All these Pisces and Libras and shit in here and not a single Sagittarius in sight.

Any archerbros in here with me?

>>26112624

Why not make a survey about the signs when we are at the topic doe? If there is something to claim surely it will go down in the statistics.

>>26113233
Why i get the idea that you want to do something entirely else than you're doing now? Like you'd like to be more fluent with expressing your emotions but i sense that there might be a little anger management problem.

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>neptune fucking my shit up

>>26112624
You're not incompatible with others because of your horoscope. You're incompatible with people because you believe in horoscopes

>>26113237
You want affectionate and caring bf but you're pretty assertive and a bit controlling in intimate relationships. To other people you appear much confident than you feel.

>>26113348
neptune is the least of your problems
>leo sun in xii
>leo rising
>moon mercury and venus in cancer
you must make enemies really easily

>>26113225
Are personality flaws unavoidable according to horoscope stuff?
I realize I can be a dumb piece of shit cunt, but I try my best to be as humble as possible.

SCORPIO MASTER RACE

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>>26112624

I thought this was an Erisian discussion. This thread is now about the one true goddess. Discuss discord. Hail hail hail hail hail Eris Eris Eris Eris eris

>>26113467
no
the natal chart tells you what you're prone to do. it doesn't say you're doomed

Astrological signs mean shit. I'm cancer and I literally suck at life.

>>26113431
The first statement is right, but I am more passive than assertive. I can be controlling, but that is more for myself than I am controlling in relationships. And about the confidence is also true. I am not confident at all, but people always think I am.

>>26113514
then the stars have you dead to rights matey boy

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how the fuck are you even supposed to gather anything from this? Can anyone help?

>>26113467
Everyone has flaws but when you know them you can act accordingly. Do you really want to be humble? I see that you'd like to be people person but the thought of all sensory sensations coming at one time might be too much to handle. You're assertive in stating your opinions with others but sometimes you depend on others to lift your spirits.

>>26113454
well I have zero friends so I guess that makes sense

>>26113323
You are right anon, living this peacefull life is driving me crazy, I wait for social collapse or other happening to have opportunity to feel alive in madness that will come... I hope. otherwise normal life will make me kill myself.

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>>26113503

Hail Eris my nigger.

>>26113514
>im literally cancer!

Thanks for the laugh m8

>>26112693
Fucking cancer is your sign

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>>26112624

Who /KisslessHuglessPermaVirgo/ here?

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>>26112624
if someone can interpret this and it is even at all relevant to me I would be extremely surprised

>>26113626
Gemini you idiot

>>26113520
I meant that you appear passive at first but you become more and more controlling in the long run. It's pretty safe to assume that person for whom you'd fall is going to be good in relationship (emotional compatibility). It's kind of hard for you to find a balance in work situation - you could drop project or work if you dont feel to but it would be extremely hard for you to do something if you emotionally dont feel doing so. You have artistic talent but without inspiration nothing can happen.

>>26112675
>>26112839
>>26112849
>>26113079
>>26113126
>>26113226
>>26113245
>>26113414
>>26113514
These people have it right. Where stars are in the sky when you're born doesn't have any impact on you as a person. According to >>26112836 I should be conservative and believe in family values, but I'm trans and prolly further left than 99% of /r9k/.

Leo
Chinese zodiac boar
Myers Briggs istp
I suck at life...

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>>26112624
>taurus male

The love of my life is a pisces. It's so retarded but we clicked instantly and I don't know if it was the birth sign or not. GOD. I MISS HER. KHADIJAH.

>>26113686
Oh that could be it indeed. And the work thingie is also right, I had quit a job a while ago because it 'didn't feel right to me', I find kinda useless. I want to have a meaningful job, and not something just to fill a gap. I am not sure if I am artistic talented, but I like to create stuff, draw and make music.
Thanks for the info btw. Much appreciated. Do you know where I can learn more stuff about this? Because I am off to bed now, so I can read more later.

>>26113846
Just google astrological aspects and from there explore your chart. For example Sun trine Mars.