>balding >can't grow beard either Who /genetic trash/

My beard growing genetics are pretty shitty too.

Does it just not grow in at all in some areas?

>>26105643
i only have a fucking mustache and a shitty neckbeard
fucking kill me now

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>weak chin
>small rounded jaw
>pouty lips
>patchy beard
>possible gyno
>wide hips
>huge ass
>skeletal thin calves
>tiny hands with short fingers
>light voice
>really poor eyesight

>huge neck, arms, shoulders and thighs
>big feet, bushy eyebrows, the beard patches that do grow are bushy as fuck
>long thick hair

It's like whoever made me couldn't make up its mind whether to make me a man or a woman

>>26106215
we are made to suffer

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>dark brown eyes
>puffy, bloated baby face
>recessed chin
>fat eyelids
>skinnyfat, very high body fat percentage, but only weigh 155lbs (5'11'')
>wristlet
I'm literally subhuman.

get on minox and fin and nizoral

if all else fails use minox on your subhuman face to help you with your beard

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get lean , six-pack abs and jawline + haircut , pic related it's all about bodyfat

>>26108119

that guy has hair you mong

>>26106215
You sound fucking hideous.

How long is your hair?

>gyno
>huge ass
>big hips
>huge legs (thighs and calves included)
>small wrists
>small hands
>small shoulders
>average arm size/width
>pregnant belly
>balding
>pube beard that looks more like an unshaved suicide bomber
lol..

>>26105603
If pic is you then youre far from balding u retarded cuck...u look young af. Clean urself up, you have a tall forehead thats all. Fucking autists i swear!!!

>>26108203
I doubt that's OP, you fucking waste of space.

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negative
>can't grow a beard
>hair is thinning
>even when had hair it was all frizzy and messy jewfro
>wide negro nose
>thin lips
>baby face
>look like a women
>small hands and feet
>13 cm needle dick
>not sure about jaw and chin, been fat since I was a kid
>shit eyesight
>1.79m manlet
>shitty hormone balance
>shitty digestion system
>depression, anxiety and plethora of other mental shit coming from mother
>dead looking puffy eyes

positive
>deep voice
>strong as fuck even though I don't lift
>body is pretty sturdy
>rarely get sick
>can learn new languages pretty easily for some reason

>>26106215
Is there a little vag like thing near your balls? Cause I'm like you and I have that.

do you people know why humans don't have fur?

females stopped fucking furries and only the hairless apes got to reproduce.

maybe you baldies aren't meant to reproduce now?

>>26105603
If I had a choice between being bald and having this haircut, I'd go with being bald. Also, this beard makes you look like a registered pedophile, so stop being a faggot and shave.

>>26108203
only one retard here, retard.

>>26108096
>if all else fails use minox on your subhuman face to help you with your beard
lol i've been using this shit for months now and i still have no beard bruv

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>>26106215
Whatever deformity you suffer from, I have it too. Like srsly nigga. Are you me?

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>>26108553
>implying in the near future they wont be able to fix the balding issue

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>>26108924
>implying big pharma hasn't already found and shelved the cure

Sheckle & Co. has 1000 patents for cures.

>>26108812
shave pubes, glue to face

>>26106215
It's this shitty American diet and exposure to all these different chemicals. It's worse if you're born to a really old or single mom and have no pre-natal care.

>>26108955
exactly
dr shekelstein profit alot more by playing with ours insecurity

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>make a female account on OkCupid
>use a picture of this dude (it's a trap incase you didn't know)
>plan on freaking out beta boys out by sending them nudes, and revealing the dick
>100 messages a day
>loads of beta boys
>but also loads of alphas
>some of these dudes earn 150k a year, travel the world, and work as airline pilots or own their own hotels or something

you guys should try this. you won't believe how easy it is to be an attractive woman

Now I feel bad for being attractive

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>>26109136
I started hrt when I was 19 and I am 24 now. I look like a fucking man.

Picutre related, I haven't had a boyfriend or girlfriend ever. I have had sex, but that is about it.

>try growing a beard because shitty babyface
>shitty joe dirty facial hair
>looks like pubes are on my face

>>26109168
kill yourself degenerate piece of shit

>>26109136
>made one okcupid acc using 4chan /b/ picture
>100 replies a day
>1000 a week
>men and some women

Females lead life on easymode man.
literally just gotta open the pussy for a long life