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Well guys, I'm fucking fucked
Quick backstory
>few weeks ago at work phone is running dangerously low on batteries
>didn't have a charger
>while on break saw Stacy charging her phone through her computer
>asked if I could charge mine
>she let me
>charged my phone and then went on my way
Fast forward to today at work
>Stacy comes up to me
>she's never really talked with me before
>"ummmm hey anon"
>hi
>"so uh like a bunch of your pictures got on my phone"
>pokerface
>"don't worry I'll keep your secret" she says with a smile
>she then pats my shoulder and leaves
>tfw my phone is full of trap pictures and fap roulettes
>Stacy is good friends with all the chads at work
>don't trust her one bit because Stacy
>I don't even really like traps
Welp, looks like it's time to an hero
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>>26104342
Holy fucking shit anon that's bad!!
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she just thinks you're gay. she probably likes you more now, unless you live in the bible belt or something.
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>>26104342
How could that happen?
Photos don't just sync across two completely separate devices.

Either she's a nosey bitch or OP's a liar.

If OP really did charge his phone at Stacys desk..
1. Why not just ask to borrow the cable?
2. If OP is a robot, why not be checking on Stacy every ~15 seconds to make sure she's not fucking with phone.
3. Why no pass code on phone?
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>>26104542
>namefag calling me out
I'm not a liar this actually happened. I'm freaking the fuck out right now.
It was an iPhone and she had a Mac, I don't how all this shit works I guess it just auto synced or something i don't know. This happened like a couple weeks ago. I didn't think much of it until today.

>>26104517
I don't care what she thinks because it's only one person but If she tells then I'm finished
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>>26104670
Why does it matter? The worst that can happen is you getting fired and that would be a fair punishment for downloading traps
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If that happened to me.

I'm a massive vorefag

holy fuck op ur lucky
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>saving porn
>saving porn on your phone

who even does this?
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>>26104670
An iPhone will never sync data to another iPhone with a different ID/IMEI/<insert identifier> like that.
Look it up online, she invaded your privacy and casually browsed your personal information.

As soon as you get any grief, report this shit to HR.
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>>26104342
Oh fuck anon that's bad, you're kinda at her mercy now
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you are such a weirdo
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if you didn't have a password then she was looking through your phone
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>>26105063
I don't know if I should just ignore her and if other people start coming up to me to deny it or if I should co front her about downloading shit from my phone and ask her to delete it.
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>>26105118
I have a password I don't know how this exactly happened and why it took her weeks to bring it up
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>>26105147
It's your own fault for not having a screen lock or fingerprint security.

Either of those and she couldn't have accessed a single thing.
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>>26105188
But I have those
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>>26105169
If that's the case and it wasn't a simple 1234 type scenario, she hasn't seen a thing and shes full of shit and (successfully) rustling your jimmies.
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>>26104342
you got fucking fucked anon
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>>26105215
But she has those pics on her phone. She showed me. What's stopping her from showing others?
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>>26105243
nothing, why the fuck do you have trap pics on your fucking phone anyway?
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>>26104342
This is great! She thinks your gay! Stakes love gay guys, now you've instantly earned her trust. Try to be her gay best friend and then one time when you're alone with her ask if you can kiss her "to see what it's like"
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>>26105287
Cus it's my fucking phone!
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>>26105306
are you 12? I mean jesus fucking christ, on your phone? Do you need to have it to fap when mommy isnt looking?
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>>26105340
I like to fap at work sometimes so what
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>>26105357
to traps? Oh so you're gay. That's cool. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>26104517
This. Girls don't mind shy guys, no matter how creepy, if they think they're gay. I'm assuming because they don't feel threatened by you, and may think you're "brave" for allegedly coming to terms with your flaming homosexuality.

I mean, you have come to terms with it, right?
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>>26105362
I don't like having my privacy invaded by some fucking nosy Stacy with a mouth.
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>>26105384
But I also have lots of pictures of women
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>>26105243
Oh so now she showed you the pics?
How convenient you forgot to mention that at the start.

You're full of shit, anon. You baited me well.
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>>26105419
So that means you're bi.

Congrats on joining the gay community. lgBt
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>>26105479
She whipped out her phone and quickly leafed through showing me all my shit.
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>>26105495
I don't care about that I just don't want Stacy and Chad knowing
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>>2610502
This makes no sense to me either. In this day and age you can stream literally whatever you want for free
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You should have said something like "Wow, seems that you got the same virus as me! I downloaded a random app and suddenly my phone was full of those nasty pics".

She's a Stacy, she would have believed it.
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>>26104342
When I was in high school I lent my phone to a girl, she found 1 (one) hentai picture, I had to tell everyone in my class a friend of mine they all knew put it there. They asked him behind my back if it was true, he said yes. Every time I see him, after all these years, he smiles and says "remember that porn picture I put on your phone?, top tier prank, right?"
"Right".
What a bro. inb4 normie , I'm still a kissless virgin
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>>26104342
>women
>keeping secrets

Pick one senpai. You're fucked m8.
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>>26104342
Swallow the shame with pride, son.
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>>26104342
Go start a new life someplace else, your life sounds shitty to begin with so you wouldn't be losing much.
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>>26105743
This, women can't keep their mouths shut, they spread news like wildfire, they fucking love drama
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>>26104670
>if she tells

shes gonna tell there is no if
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>>26105498
OP why are u even keeping this lie going?

You say she told you about it weeks later? WHY the fuck would she keep lots of pictures of women with dicks on her phone for weeks before telling you and not just deleting them
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>>26105340
I have all my porn on my phone because I only wank when I'm in bed
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>not sanitizing your phone each time you go out

It is a bitch having to type in all the urls but whatever
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>>26104342
>>tfw my phone is full of trap pictures
>>I don't even really like traps

then why?
how ?
what the fuck, anon?
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This thread scares me
If dubs I'll delete my whole gb of hentai off my phone
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>>26105299
you know what normally this would be the worse advice ever but since he's got trap pictures and fap roulette this is probably his only chance
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Anyone else find it hilarious she saved a bunch of pictures of traps to her phone for weeks? This is shit, but original, bait
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Op here. Well she definitely told people. Just walked by a couple of Stacy coworkers who don't even know my name and they started giggling. I'm buying an exit bag tonight.
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>>26108445
I legit feel so bad for you OP
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>>26104670
Omg I'm laughing so hard right now
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Perfect opportunity to suggest Netflix n chill to this broad, tiger. DO THIS.
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>>26105020
>having to search for your favorites instead of having a folder
my boner can't wait
not to mention
>cumming and going to sleep
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Can someone please tell me if this is a joke? Why the fuck would anyone leave their cell phone alone and without any lock? Also how the fuck can she see OPS pics if his phone was locked?

I left my phone in work bathroom at toilet ONE time just got to work at 0350, was 100% terrified and it never happend again
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>>26104542
Yes this fuckkk
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>>26104342
Why should you care of Stacy knows you fap to traps? Do you think it's high school and you'll get shoved into a locker and called a faggot? No one cares.
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I would just act its completely normal. We live in free society.
If and when someone makes fun of you because of that just act like they are the weird ones.
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Op here, I don't think you guys get it, my phone had a couple thousand trap pictures. How do I play this off? I missed my first chance but if she ever brings it up again I'll say that my friend did it as a funny prank. Would that work?
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>>26109226
Thats just lame.
Just look her in the eye and say "it's mine, I like it, fuck off"
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>>26108765
the phone probably synced with itunes, or she clicked it there
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>>26109226
>I'll say that my friend did it as a funny prank. Would that work?
Fuck no. First off, she won't believe you. Second, it'll make you look insecure as fuck.
Just play it off like, "Yeah, that's just what I'm into." She'll understand. And if she doesn't, or if she mouths it off to other people, and they start giving you shit for it, that's when you can call HR and report that you're being harassed for your sexual orientation.

This is, of course, assuming you actually are gay, which you would be if you were looking at traps.
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>keeping porn on your phone.

way to fucking go dumbass. you've entered threat level blackwatch plaid
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>>26109226
>couple thousand
wew lad
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>>26109424
There's no way I'm owning up to a couple thousand pictures of traps. I don't even look gay. My style sucks, I have a scraggly beard and greasy hair, and I've said homophobic things in front of my coworkers. They'll just think I'm some perv. I can believe some Stacy gets the pleasure of tarnishing my reputarion after she invaded MY privacy!
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>>26109720
Uh? Well, you kind of have to. Back pedaling at this point is fucking stupid and is unbelievable. You're fucked, so... there's nothing you can do to change that.
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>>26105515
Just assume Stacey will tell everyone and figure out a way how to deal with it will be a better solution rather than worrying if she will tell Stacey/Chad.
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>>26104342
>>"so uh like a bunch of your pictures got on my phone"
She looked through your phone
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>>26105020
>on your phone
though
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>>26105147
You don't get to play the dominant role in this until you have some kind of leverage. Why would stacy care about your complaints and orders? What are you going to to if she doesn't comply?
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>>26104926
>getting fired for having pictures on your private device
>getting fired for having a sexual preference
O SAY CAN YOU SEE BEFORE THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
LAND OF THE FREE EVERYONE YES, THIS IS HOW WE LIVE IN AMERICA
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i would say just bluff and deny everything but you've already said shes shown you the pics and you didn't deny it right?
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>>26104342
>that condescending shoulder pat

Your pain brings me joy. If I was Stacy I would humiliate you in front of your co-workers.
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>>26109226
own your shit you faggot. you're an adult. if she starts any shit claim homo harassment
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>>26104670
Why does it matter?
>caring what other people think about you
Pretty gay, pham.
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>>26104342

>2015+1
>not encrypting your devices
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I bmp before I read.
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