>mfw some stacy cried during our programming lab cause she couldn't understand java
>th-this... c-c-COMPUTER... r-r-RAPED MEEEEEEEE
>Comp Sci department gets shut down
>replaced with another English building
>Doesn't understand it
>It's one of the easier languages with very simple concepts
Did you laugh in her face?
There was this Stacy in my community college C++ class and she couldn't get passed the most simple assignment.
Which was to literally copy and paste a line of code into s compiler and to watch it run. That's all.
Fucking women, they ruined families and now they are ruining STEM
>b-boys are just the same as girls pretty much
Where did ya leave your balls, lad?
If I had to go back to Java I would cry too.
In my university course there were a fair few normie guys who couldn't code for shit. The only difference is they didn't cry about it.
Yet due to affirmative action she's still more likely to land a programming job than you anon.
That shits the worst
>sister in some web development thing comes up to me
>"anon help me with this assignment"
>its just drawing a table which even I know
>tell her the code used for tables and how they work
>"no anon I don't understand can you please just help me out?"
>explain the exact tags to use, what they do and what order to put them in
>"no anon its too hard please just help me out here"
>tell her that I'll help but not do her assignment for her cause she needs to learn
>"fuck you anon you never help me with anything"
Its so fucking simple for anyone that had that course fuck
this shit makes me so fucking mad, it drives me crazy.
I cannot even comprehend how could anyone allow this quota bullshit
And (presumably) instead of helping and potentially getting to know her better, you posted about it on an anonymous message board. Good going, buddy.
Not that I would've been alpha enough to try and help her, but still.
This actually isn't true if you work for a smaller company they don't have to fill quotas and will hire the best candidates
My dad runs a trading market and has no women in tech positions
No only massive corporations do
You don't want to be a code jockey anyways that shit gets outsourced to india/Ukraine now so unless you're a god at coding that job is literal peasant work. Also it takes very few people to runs high frequency trading market making it extremely lucrative when large corporations start to use it
>take a Java class in college, never programmed before
>don't understand shit except for very basic concepts like For loops
>fail all the programming sections of tests, but pass the terminology part so i get a 50% or so on every test
>still pass the class by copy-pasting programs I found online
fuck programming desu senpai
Holy fuck, how can anyone not understand java? If she one day finds herself with c++ shes gonna have a mental breakdown
If you think thats what programming is youre gonna have a bad time
>make entire game in 4 months
>only $1 a day
Who /wantstoshoothimself here
>going to programming course in college
>know all the information already
I can pretty much code anything but I have 0 creativity for ideas on what to make. What do r9k.
But anon you shouldn't be doing it for money, because then you're no different then the greedy money sucking big publishers that shit out games yearly. Personally I'd be happy knowing that A) I even made a game B) At least a few people are enjoying my work and effort.
Make a program the decrypts itself at runtime and deletes system32.
>tfw I've considering writing a program like this and sending it to friends as a joke
>be TA for programming classes in Haskell, Java, C and x86 Assembly
>have to teach 20-30 year olds what I learned by myself at 12-15 and worked at company next to highschool at 17
>Nearly all of them are complete shit, most of the other TAs, too
Learn your fundamentals to make my life easier.
>Personally I'd be happy knowing that A) I even made a game B) At least a few people are enjoying my work and effort.
I guess, but that doesn't pay the bills. I'm not gonna complain that much though because I was doing that shit on the side for about 30 minutes a day.
>People actually find assembly hard
I can't even
If you're making video games just for the money you're doing it wrong. It's like someone who writes stories in their spare time and unrealistically expect everyone to treat them as the next Hemingway.
>tfw dont know shit about compouters, coding, or how literally any of that shit works
all i use my laptop for is r9k and jacking off. nothing more, nothing less
i would probably be more clueless than the stacy in op
should i just kill myself? is it worth trying to learn technology? im 18 and wasted high school posting on 4chan and getting high
you can learn if you really want to by watching youtube videos about computers. just keep watching videos for an hour a day and you're bound to learn something.
Just don't watch any created by streetshitters.
Or women for that matter. Basically if the video is done by anyone that isn't a white male, it's not worth watching.
Also practice, practice, practice. You can read shit all day every day if you want, but that won't gurrantee you'll actually get good. You need to practice coding as well even if it's simple stupid stuff like printing stuff to the console.
>making program for personal use
>enter into manic fits
>rapid jewgling and hashing out rest of program
>cackling in studio apartment blaring SS2 OST - med labs 1
Bitches don't know how to commune with machine spirits
It's its own kind of wizardhood.
> realize I can literally create worlds
> be god
> use the computer for anything I can think of
> tell it to design the best possible turbine shape for all kinds of fluid
> simulate a car crash to tiniest details
> connect millions of people and machines
> have it help and do my bidding with just a flick of my finger
It blows the mind how much power I actually have. Think about the normies who use a shitty botnet browser and know no better. They're at the mercy of what companies let them have.