>mfw some stacy cried during our programming lab cause she

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>th-this... c-c-COMPUTER... r-r-RAPED MEEEEEEEE
>Comp Sci department gets shut down
>replaced with another English building

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>>26101920
>Roastie
>Java
>Doesn't understand it
>It's one of the easier languages with very simple concepts

Roasties gtfo

>>26101920
Huh, I heard a story like that from a guy I know. Is this how they react when they meet something they have no power over?

>women
>programming

lul

>>26101920
Same thing happened in my Python lab last semester.

Shits easy

>>26101920
Did you laugh in her face?

There was this Stacy in my community college C++ class and she couldn't get passed the most simple assignment.

Which was to literally copy and paste a line of code into s compiler and to watch it run. That's all.

TGATS ALL.

Fucking women, they ruined families and now they are ruining STEM

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>>26102987
>b-boys are just the same as girls pretty much
Where did ya leave your balls, lad?

>>26103073
>>b-boys are just the same as girls pretty much
I genuinely don't see how you extracted that from anything I said.

>>26103097
It was the general principle you were providing one illustrative example of.

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>>26103114
Oh wait nevermind.

S-Sorry I goofed. :(

>>26101920
>>26102027
If I had to go back to Java I would cry too.

>>26103042
In my university course there were a fair few normie guys who couldn't code for shit. The only difference is they didn't cry about it.

>>26103114
a guy he knew told him a story about another girl who did this
are you genuinly, non-ironically mentally retarded?

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>>26101920
Yet due to affirmative action she's still more likely to land a programming job than you anon.

>>26103129
*geniunely
*unironically
*mentaly
*retarted

>>26103145
thatsthejoke.jpg
I'm just writing this because otherwise my comment isn't considered original enough for fucking 4chan

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>>26103141
Thank you feminism !

>>26103145
**mentally
**retarded

>>26103145
*genuley
*unironicaly
*trigred
*reddit

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>>26103042
That shits the worst

>sister in some web development thing comes up to me
>"anon help me with this assignment"
>its just drawing a table which even I know
>tell her the code used for tables and how they work
>"no anon I don't understand can you please just help me out?"
>explain the exact tags to use, what they do and what order to put them in
>"no anon its too hard please just help me out here"
>tell her that I'll help but not do her assignment for her cause she needs to learn
>"fuck you anon you never help me with anything"

Its so fucking simple for anyone that had that course fuck

this is what I've seen in my uni classes

>white girl says her code won't compile
>three prajeets swoop in to save her

>>26104735

I spent less than a semester in compsci/IT at uni before I dropped out because I'm a dumbfuck. This happened in every lab.

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>>26103141
this shit makes me so fucking mad, it drives me crazy.
I cannot even comprehend how could anyone allow this quota bullshit

>>26101920
And (presumably) instead of helping and potentially getting to know her better, you posted about it on an anonymous message board. Good going, buddy.

Not that I would've been alpha enough to try and help her, but still.

>>26107097
>helping some roastie that cries from not being able to do something
>alpha
That's more like beta whiteknight material.

>>26107097
>not knowing that people post about normies and their dumbass antics we witness
>being this new
leave normalfag

>>26103141
This actually isn't true if you work for a smaller company they don't have to fill quotas and will hire the best candidates
My dad runs a trading market and has no women in tech positions

>>26107237
right only relevant companies have quotas to fill

>>26107276
No only massive corporations do
You don't want to be a code jockey anyways that shit gets outsourced to india/Ukraine now so unless you're a god at coding that job is literal peasant work. Also it takes very few people to runs high frequency trading market making it extremely lucrative when large corporations start to use it

>>26107097
You going to do her homework too you fucking tool.

>take a Java class in college, never programmed before
>don't understand shit except for very basic concepts like For loops
>fail all the programming sections of tests, but pass the terminology part so i get a 50% or so on every test
>still pass the class by copy-pasting programs I found online

fuck programming desu senpai

>>26108511
>copy-pasting programs I found online
congrats, you now know what being a programmer actually is.

>>26101920
Holy fuck, how can anyone not understand java? If she one day finds herself with c++ shes gonna have a mental breakdown

>>26108642
If you think thats what programming is youre gonna have a bad time

Women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuymvEZ1pkU#t=30m34s

THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING

IS TO CRY

>>26102027
Just because it isn't cryptic doesn't mean it's easy. Java is so arbitrary it becomes insanely obtuse.

girls can't do task
>cry

wew

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>make entire game in 4 months
>only $1 a day

Who /wantstoshoothimself here

>>26108642
Being a programmer involves a lot of copy and paste but the key is you have to modify it to work for your application.

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>going to programming course in college
>know all the information already

I can pretty much code anything but I have 0 creativity for ideas on what to make. What do r9k.

>>26109851
But anon you shouldn't be doing it for money, because then you're no different then the greedy money sucking big publishers that shit out games yearly. Personally I'd be happy knowing that A) I even made a game B) At least a few people are enjoying my work and effort.
>>26109933
Make a program the decrypts itself at runtime and deletes system32.
>tfw I've considering writing a program like this and sending it to friends as a joke

>>26107097
And what will that help? Now he just has to do all her work until she drops out. You don't get pussy by being Stacy's bitch.

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>be TA for programming classes in Haskell, Java, C and x86 Assembly
>have to teach 20-30 year olds what I learned by myself at 12-15 and worked at company next to highschool at 17
>Nearly all of them are complete shit, most of the other TAs, too
Learn your fundamentals to make my life easier.

>>26110016
>Personally I'd be happy knowing that A) I even made a game B) At least a few people are enjoying my work and effort.

I guess, but that doesn't pay the bills. I'm not gonna complain that much though because I was doing that shit on the side for about 30 minutes a day.

>>26110703
>People actually find assembly hard
I can't even
>>26110768
If you're making video games just for the money you're doing it wrong. It's like someone who writes stories in their spare time and unrealistically expect everyone to treat them as the next Hemingway.

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>tfw dont know shit about compouters, coding, or how literally any of that shit works


all i use my laptop for is r9k and jacking off. nothing more, nothing less

i would probably be more clueless than the stacy in op

should i just kill myself? is it worth trying to learn technology? im 18 and wasted high school posting on 4chan and getting high

>>26111183
you can learn if you really want to by watching youtube videos about computers. just keep watching videos for an hour a day and you're bound to learn something.
Just don't watch any created by streetshitters.

>>26111327
Or women for that matter. Basically if the video is done by anyone that isn't a white male, it's not worth watching.
Also practice, practice, practice. You can read shit all day every day if you want, but that won't gurrantee you'll actually get good. You need to practice coding as well even if it's simple stupid stuff like printing stuff to the console.

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>>26101920
>making program for personal use
>get stuck
>enter into manic fits
>rapid jewgling and hashing out rest of program
>cackling in studio apartment blaring SS2 OST - med labs 1
>find solution
>finish program
Bitches don't know how to commune with machine spirits

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>>26107097
>you shouldve become her orbitor!
retard

It's its own kind of wizardhood.

> realize I can literally create worlds
> be god
> use the computer for anything I can think of
> tell it to design the best possible turbine shape for all kinds of fluid
> simulate a car crash to tiniest details
> connect millions of people and machines
> have it help and do my bidding with just a flick of my finger

It blows the mind how much power I actually have. Think about the normies who use a shitty botnet browser and know no better. They're at the mercy of what companies let them have.

>>26111183
>im 18 and wasted high school posting on 4chan and getting high
DUDE

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>>26101920
>java
>understanding it

>>26111663
Taking a break by sleeping always helps me. Then I when I wake up I immediately realize what fucktarded mistake I made and am able to fix it right away.

>>26112000
>He finds Java hard
Sorry anon some people are just not born to be programmers.
Assembly master race!

>>26112025
name one useful software you've made in assembly that couldn't be done in another language.

>>26112082
>He doesn't know you can write C and C++ apps in assembly
Enjoy your shitty mangled x64 compiled code brah.

>>26111183
>im 18

You might as well have just been born holy shit

>>26112189
>apps
Kill yourself