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>have to write paper
>don't want to write paper

fug
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>>26100418
Just pretend like someone insulted you irl, and now you have to create the next glorious shitpost copy-pasta.

Then post it here so that we can laugh at you.
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>300 word essay due in a week
>graded as pass or fail

fuck my life i'm gonna fail
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>have a test tomorrow at 1pm
>don't know the material at all
>just going to shit post tonight, wake up at 5:30 am, take an adderall and study then

I hope this is a plan that will work. I'll probably end up fapping for an hour then clean the house instead like the idiot I am.
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>>26100509
Only 300? Fucking kill yourself if you're stressing about that, queer loser shithead
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Thats what you get for wanting to live as a normie
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crab rangoon
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>150 word twitter post due tomorrow
>im sitting on 4chan playing with my foreskin
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>>26101288
It's 60 words per day your shitlord
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>>26101288
It's a fucking meme you fucking dip
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>first exam Monday
>haven't gone to class
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>>26101363
>foreskin
you already have it better than a lot of people
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>>26100418
>>26101288
How-to-spot-the-crossboarder.tiff
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>Get ideas for stories
>Open a new word document
>Mind goes blank
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>100 word essay about what I did on the weekend due next Monday
>if I hand it in I pass but if I don't do it I fail my course
>probably gonna fail

fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>have to do an acrostic poem using a word of my choice
>due next Friday
>haven't even started
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>Have to watch a 30 minute documentary on youtube to discuss in class on Monday
>haven't even started

Help me
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>>26100418
procrastination ruined my life
or I ruined it myself
whatever
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>Tfw multiple classes next semester where I will have semester long group work

Just end it, now, pull the trigger
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>>26100509
>20 word paper due tomorrow
>only know 9 words
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>5 word sentence due in 2 hours
SEND HELP
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>>26100518
Update. 7am, managed to study an hour so far.

Thank you for being my blog 4chan
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Have exams in two weeks is it viable to learn several entire subjects in that time?
>or should I not bother
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What subject is it exactly?
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>>26103660
R9k is all our blogs
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>>26103736
If you're a genius or at a shit kindergarten university you should be fine.
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>>26103240

>tfw 3 letter essay due in a decade

Not gonna make it lads.
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>>26103736
You can do it anon!

I've done a whole semesters worth in 5 weeks, half a semester in 2 is still doable for a pass. Get your studying cap on and get shit done.
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>>26103831
Any tips on how to do it? Should I go through week by week or look at practice exams and work backwards? How many hours should I do minimum a day?
>I basically haven't opened a book or done any work this entire semester
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>>26103922
What class is it? It really depends on the subject
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>know all my material
>too fucking lazy to do homework
>could easily knock that shit out in 15 mins tops but stop after I open the site/word document
>could easily pass exams but fail due to not turning all my other shit in
fug
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>>26100418

> have to live
> don't want to live
> don't want to die, either
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>>26100418
damn totalbiscuit looks old now
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>1 word spoken dialogue due in one century
>Haven't even started planning it out yet

Just end my fucking life
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Ok, here's some advice for all of you lazy ass faggots who "don't feel like doing something".
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>>26104039

>Hey guys for those of who that are depressed here's some killer advice - just stop being depressed! You can thank me later t. depressed robot
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>>26104064
Meme all you want, being depressed is a choice and you know it deep down.
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>>26103831
Sudying a accounting subject, a marketing subject and a maths subject.
>the accounting is probably the most difficult
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>>26104039
I don't feel like driving across town to pick up the helium tank, the last part of my suicide kit.

Just do it.
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>>26104019
>want to die
>afraid to experience the process of death
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>have to learn the alphabet for class that starts at the next total solar eclipse
>can't get past b
god help me
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>>26104064
>just stop being depressed!

If you could actually read, that'd be good. The post said to do things even when you don't feel like doing them. It said nothing like "just stop being depressed".

This whiny self-pitying faggotry is why nobody has any sympathy for you.
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>>26104039
I can force myself to start reading my schoolwork but i just cannot force myself to do it for all those hours and almost every day
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>>26104039
>implying it's depression and not just plain laziness/lack of motivation
Depressed people live by "why should I care?", I live by "why should I give a heck lmao #YOLO".
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>>26104039
It's more a lack of self discipline and clear rewards or punishment for actions
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>>26100418
Guys, I have to write a 1 sentence response for my freshman sociology class. It's due tomorrow.
I'm so fucked, I've literally been crying, shaking, and sweating for so long, I think I'm starting to become severely dehydrated.
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>>26101410
Source on this pic or artist if you have the time.
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>>26104139
It's just one last push and then you'll be fine. It's nothing to worry about anon, I'm sure of it. Have a good one.
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>95% of my grade hinges on whether or not I simply show up to class this Monday
>haven't gotten out of bed in weeks
It's ogre
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>have to get a job
>don't want to get a job
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>>26101516

>sleep with notebook
>jolt awake multiple times a night with divine inspiration for some revolutionary product
>wakeup
>list of 75% stupid shit and a couple things that are actually really cool
>discover it's already been done after googling

I"m getting fucking sick of this. At this point I"m seriously considering switching gears to marketing. People implement my ideas way worse than me but they're the ones getting paid for it. If I did it my way but in a way that tricked normies into accidentally doing something right for once I"d be fucking loaded.
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>>26105361
This desu senpai
---original---
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>>26105361
>have to write two papers AND go to job

just fuck me up mi familia
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>Decent at papers, by no means bad at it
>Could shit out an A if I wrote a paper day one and bettered it until due date
>Hate doing it anyway and always end up doing it at four in the morning or panicing in the evening before since fucking online classes
ajjjjjjjjjjjj
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>have to go out and network and build contacts to start my career
>have no ambition
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>>26101841

I had an online class like that once. She recorded lectures and uploaded. That defeats the whole fucking point. I want ot teach myself, not listen to her read a powerpoint filled lots of umms, uhhs, and tangential bullshit. I found a way to rip and replay the audio at 4x speed. It took some gettin gused to but I got to where I understood it perfectly clear. I tried doing 6x but I could make it out but it was too fast to follow if I was unfamiliar with the material, which was always when she decided to share long ass stories about her dog or gay cousins anal barmtizvah and then tried to make it somehow fit the material at hand.
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>>26101397
>falling for troll bait
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>>26105427

>go to career fair
>give everyone a good rimjob
>toot your own horn while catching your breathe
>go back in for some more butthole action

I actually have a paid externship lined up. It's pretty fucking awesome. Most guys are qqing over not getting an unpaid internship.

I already have my job seeking shit planned out. I've been building a website so I can hand out my card to people and offer they visit my site. The only time I will hand out a resume is at the actual interview. It's in a leather monogrammed folder. I've already been using my website even though it's just a basic single page deal now. It's more an excuse to have my own email domain than anything at the moment. I will eventually grow it into a ME ME ME ME thing and direct everyone to a bigass site dedicated to sucking my own dick. I love tooting my own horn. For some reason most guys are afraid of doing it.
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>>26100418
>have to write paper
>don't want to write paper

How about you don't write this paper?

Seriously.

Just fucking DON'T.

You'll be fine.
Just start doing what you want to do in life.
Man up. It worked for me.
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>>26101288
Get out you newfag scum
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>>26104039
>tfw i've been invited to a party in a few hours and i don't want to go

what do lads, i literally don't know anyone there, i haven't said a word to any of my classmate
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>>26106414
Fake being a functional human being
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>>26105361
>Can't even get an interview
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2 edgy 4 me doe
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>>26105195
as109 is the artiste
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