I think I fucked up big time tonight
> Asked my crush 100 times to go grab some beers with me
> Finally agrees to come
> Decide to go with my friend and his little brother who is 16
> The little brother challenges me to fight out of nowhere
> Have never been to a fight before but he's a little manlet and four years younger so it should be easy
> He makes som weak ass jabs at me which don't even hurt
> Can't lose a fight to my friend's little brother in front of the qt.314
> See an opportunity end it quickly
> Jab him right on his nose
> He immediately falls down in pain so I won the fight
> Go to my friend and crush to high five them but they look like they just witnessed the fucking 9/11
> Live close to all of them but they didn't want to take the same bus home
> Nobody answers my messages
> Wtf was I supposed to do? Let that gnome win or what? I don't get it.
Help me fuuuuuuck
How autistic are you?
First of all bringing friends to make things less awkward is understandable but why on earth did you let that 16 year old come? That was your first mistake dumbass. Why did you even accept this kid's fight? I literally cannot even fathom your reasoning behind your third fuck up. Instead of taking as a joke or play fighting YOU FUCKING PUNCHED YOUR FRIEND'S LITTLE BROTHER RIGHT IN THE FACE! What did you expect their reactions to be? You just beat the shit out of a child infront of them for no reason.
i dont see anything wrong with what op did. am i fucked?
>challenged to a fight
>labeled a retard for fighting somebody who challenged you to a fight
this makes no sense
>challenged to a fight by a child
>don't laugh and tell him to fuck off
>seriously hit the child
>act like you didn't do anything wrong because you have all the social skills of dogshit.
>Punches a kid in the face
Are you socially retarded? (Don't answer that, it's rhetorical)
Seeing as though the kids weak punches weren't hurting OP he should played around and at most just given him a dead leg or arm or something.
How are you so socially inept that you don't understand that you weren't meant to get into a fight?
You weren't supposed to invite a child to hang out with you in the first place. You are incredibly autistic if you don't understand any of this.
>little brother challenges him to a "fight"
>Goes all out on him first punch while his brother is obviously pulling punches
are you legitimately autistic?
Depends how old OP is. I'm guessing he's about 15 or 16 years old, so no. However he could also be a thirty year old who just suckerpunched a kid and is trying to lie on r9k to sound like he's in the right.
Like physical confrontation with a woman, you can physically restrain them if absolutely necessary without seriously hurting them. And if you can't do that, you really are a pussy.
The OP clearly explained it was from out of nowhere. He then explains the kid throws some weak, not at all serious joke punches because the whole thing was intended to be a silly play fight that everyone has had numerous times.
The fact you STILL don't get this is autism, plain and simple. The most likely answer is ALWAYS the simplest one.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>A 16 year old wants to fight?
Are you like 18? This board is full of fucking children jesus christ. If a little kid wants to fight you, you banter him, and if he starts hitting you, you calm him down and send him to bed. The fuck is wrong with you?
I wouldn't want to go near you either.
Don't listen to these weak ass /r9k/ pussies. The fact that you punched him hard shows that you aren't one of them.
The kid would go around doing that to other people if you went easy on him and get beaten up worse. Fuck the qt3.14 as well, if she agreed to you after many tries then she isn't interested in you at all.
If you believe the OP 100% without question then you would have a great time on /pol/ friend!
I do martial arts.
My gf throws punches at me when we play fight sometimes.
Oh yeah, play fight. She isn't really doing it to hit me.
The way you acted is as if I had acted serious with my gf and actually punched her in the face. I'm pretty sure we would no longer be together if I actually hit her.
Kid was a manlet, and probably a skinny weak bitch.
Bet he picked a fight with you because you were a stereotypical /r9k/ autist and figured he could beat you up for cool kid points.
If your "friends" are in disagreement and think you went to far with the kid then maybe they aren't your friends.
>thinking that just because someone is 16 years of age that they cant be a punk ass shithead
I had a kid try the same bullshit of me.
Though I was taller and better built than him by a significant margin He looked at me like some kind of target.
He gave me some weak ass jabs to the stomach and I wanted to wail on him so bad.
The only reason I didn't was because his brother was maybe a foot away pleading me not to crush him.
Kids are fucking retarded these days.
>Get drunk with friends
>I make sarcastic comments about wanting to fight
>Say i'll juggle them in the corner for a 40% combo(we play alot of MK)
>The next day people say i was being a dick and trying to fight
Normies and sarcasm, not even once.
Does a sense of humor go right out the window when people get drunk?
>be a punk ass shit head
You do realize a lot of teens love to "fight" for fun right? Like, they just hit hard enough for you to feel it but not enough to actually hurt. He probably wanted to be your friend because he thought you were big and tough and cool and he wanted to show you he was tough too.
>mfw op probably never had the boss in his life
>mfw op probably never pressed the action button to perform cqc
Actually the exact opposite, he went on to harass me for years until I moved.
He was trying to show he was tough, but not to me.
He had his own little manlet possie, they sometimes jumped other people.
Cant you not see that, much like apes, they were asserting dominance trying to be alpha?
Are you really this retarded?
>Get invited to grab some beers with my big bro and his friend.
>Don't really know his friends but they must be pretty cool if they like my brother.
>We bus down there and arrive at the bar.
>Walk a little ahead to see if the bouncer is at the front or not.
>Give my big bro's friend a friendly slap on the shoulder as I pass.
>Suddenly hear something behind me, slow down.
>What the fuck is that noise?
>Suddenly hear my big bro yell "RUN TIMMY! RUN!"
>Turn around just in time to see 300 pounds charging towards me.
>"FUCKING NORMIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT HUUUUUUUUURT MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!"
>My new friend slaps me across the face as he charges, tripping mid swing to fall on his face.
>Breaks out into tears as he holds his skinned knee.
>Check my nose, I'm bleeding.
>We all look at my big bro's friend who is still stifling a few tears, before giggling.
>"D-did you like my joke? High-five!"
>My big bro and this random chick help me leave, he wants to call the cops but I beg him not to.
>Later the girl asks if we can go to the bar again, just the two of us.
What happened r9k?
Normies like to talk and start shit but I'm always in the wrong because 'too far man'. What the fuck? The first step was too far. Too far only applies to the aggressor.
I'm always talking about my martial arts movies and mma shit too. Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I won't fucking kill someone. Knees and elbows are under appreciated. I do neck bridges solely to avoid taking a knee to the face. Curl bros have no traps and crumble like paper.
Well you didn't explain it like that before. When I was in school "fighting" was something almost everyone did, and I even started a "Fight Club" with my friends where everybody had a good time and a place to hang after school.
I was under the impression that you were autistic, but now it's clear that you were
and probably still arejust a beta bitch boy.
No, just a lot of real fights.
Things were weird in my backwoods backwards town.
The two local high schools practically acted like warring state with internal struggles as well as clashing with each other.
Straight up warriors shit.
One time a rival high school broke up a party with 2x4's and ball peen hammers.
A chick ended up in the hospital, coma for 3 days.
I don't fuck around when people mention fighting or even try to play fight.
Shit puts me on edge.
he was obviously no threat
you could have big brother wrestled him, gave him a noogie and had a laugh with your friends
instead you went fucking psycho
I can't help you. I can only make you realize your mistake
That's fucking weak, it only confirms you as a beta. I play Mario kart with my nephew. Do you think I let him win? Fuck no, I beat his ass by 1.5 laps ahead and I shit like baby peach.
He won't play mine craft with me anymore though. He built a cool house in a mountain face so I installed a couple cool obsidian statues in it. I was the only one with a diamond pick so it was funny. I respect that he doesn't do the creative mode like most kids though. He's hardcore.
that's mario kart you idiot
there's a difference between that and breaking somebody's nose
what's weak is losing your cool and letting some harmless person make you go survival mode
How else is the little faggot going to learn his place?
>being on /r9k/ and judging people for being socially inept
He plays survival mode anyway though. The one time I did an ebin prank and opened his world in creative to put a bedrock statue in his house he got upset and cried, like not even throwing a fit. He spent a lot of time and was proud to have done it survival only and didn't like it flagged as a cheater world. It's probably the worst I've ever felt. I tried making it up by buying him terraria the next week. It made me remember being young and when my cousin would delete my oot or harvest moon saves. Shit was devastating. At least I didn't 'it's just a game lol' though. I'm still an asshole though :c
You got any source on this, because I always thought it was what the guy you replied to said.
top kek, you seriously don't know what you should've done? If you were that much stronger than him you should've just kept toying with him. I used to know this huge guy and one good trick he used when tinypeople tried to fight him was to grab both their wrists, then he started singing "clap your hands when you're really really happy" while clapping their hands together. I recall one guy broke down crying while clapping his hands against his own will and at the same time he was singing that cheerful melody, it was pretty bizarre but amusing.
Nah, he didn't do anything wrong. If someone is punching at you, you punch them back. If their punches don't hurt, don't wait for them to start hurting lmao, that's how you wake up on the ground.
A 16 year old isn't a child. I've been knocked on my ass by a 16 year old before. They're typically full-sized humans. Usually a little skinny, but the punching power is definitely there.
I don't get why everyone's saying-
>omg hes like 16 das practically a baby mayne
>zomng u beet up a defensliss child
2 more years and he's legally an adult.
>You got any source on this
Omegas are robots - the bottom tier, worthless rejects who nobody likes.
Alphas are the top 10%. Betas are the 70% majority - some of them are high functioning, some are low functioning, like the difference between white trash and comfortably middle class. Omegas are the bottom 20%.
I don't think you guys read this part correctly.
>He makes som weak ass jabs at me which don't even hurt
Pretty clear that the kid had no real intentions of beating the shit out of OP.
The reason 16 years old is being brought up is because the kid is mentally immature at his age and OP as an adult should know better then to punch him out.
>pure, unadulterated autism and social retardation.
This is yet another perfect example of why robots deserve every single molecule of spite and disrespect they get in life.
They're saying it because every single person here who isn't autistic immediately recognised the situation for a light hearted attempt to have a silly play fight, not a serious effort to start a real fight.
The fact that you and your kind refuse to get this is why you continue to fail miserably at life.
>This is yet another perfect example of why robots deserve every single molecule of spite and disrespect they get in life.
>have shit life
>"YOU DESERVE THIS"
Observe! The "sympathy" of the normie!
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No, in all seriousness- why are you here?
You faggots absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of social awareness, you wallow in this fucking cesspit. A fucking dog understands play fighting. I mean Jesus Christ, even as a fucking invalid you should atleast be able to intellectualize the situation, even if you don't grasp it.
>You faggots absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of social awareness, you wallow in this fucking cesspit.
>You down-syndrome fucks absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of cognitive ability, you wallow in this fucking short bus.
>Don't compare yourself with people who are genuinely incapable of being anything other than what their limitations allow.
This is everyone, though? Do you honestly believe in free will or souls or something lmao
>Asked my crush 100 times to go grab some beers with me
>Finally agrees to come
For real? I was always under the impression once a girl says no and thinks you're a creep that's final. I guess persistence does work.
this thread is interesting because at a certain point i lost track of who was baiting who anymore
>comparing the lack of social skills and lack of will to properly analyze social situations to being blind and retarded
Well you might be right because you'd have to be both to be as fucking stupid as OP.
The robot does not want me to compliment your post without adding real content but I am doing it anyways
>ask out girl, but bring a 16 year old kid to seem more social
>little kid is aware of his small stature, so he jokingly asks OP to fight
>little kid who has social skills understands that nobody would take this seriously, so he swings some intentionally weak jabs
>OP starts to sweat uncontrollably while staring at his qt.314
>literally fucking smashes the little kid's face in
>starts to giggle uncontrollably as the kid cries
>skips over to the kids older brother and the girl holding his hand up for high fives
Ha! You already fucked up Anon and at this point you have two options: 1. Move on (forget her) or 2. Fight people and establish yourself as some gung-ho street fighter that gets you a reputation of being some ignorant hood muthafucka that bitches just want to fuck.
It was obviously just a kid, who where trapped in the delusion that he would only truly become a man, if he managed to kick the shit out of a taller older anon. I think what the right thing to have done in this situation would be to explain to him how fucking pathetic it is to even try to start a fight to begin with. How could you even do such a thing, to someone 4 years younger. Holy shit man, jesus christ our lord and saviour save us now please. At least this was a lesson for you.