I think I fucked up big time tonight > Asked my crush 100

Just because you can kill the asylum daemon doesn't mean you should. You were supposed to lose

>being this omega

Give up. You clearly lack the social skills required to exist in society

They witnessed directly how alpha you are and are avoiding you because they've got conflicting feelings inside of them. You did well, now you can fuck them both whenever you want.

How autistic are you?

First of all bringing friends to make things less awkward is understandable but why on earth did you let that 16 year old come? That was your first mistake dumbass. Why did you even accept this kid's fight? I literally cannot even fathom your reasoning behind your third fuck up. Instead of taking as a joke or play fighting YOU FUCKING PUNCHED YOUR FRIEND'S LITTLE BROTHER RIGHT IN THE FACE! What did you expect their reactions to be? You just beat the shit out of a child infront of them for no reason.

>>26098844
let me guess you have Aspergers? any normal human being would have ignored the kids request, whats wrong with you beating up a little kid? they are right to avoid you psychopath

>>26098844
His punches probably didn't hurt because he was probably joking around

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i dont see anything wrong with what op did. am i fucked?

>>26099137

Name one thing he did that was right. Just one.

>>26099173
I liked the part where he punched him

> tumblrfrog.png

It's these kinds of stories that remind me that my social incompetence could be way worse. Thanks OP.

>>26099137
How about agreeing to fight his friend's manlet little brother in public in front of his crush instead of acting like a fucking adult?

the fuck is wrong with u m8

>>26099242

You weren't asked what you liked, you were asked what he did that was right.

Your inability to answer an infant tier question tells everyone here that you are incredibly stupid.

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>challenged to a fight
>accept
>fight opponent
>labeled a retard for fighting somebody who challenged you to a fight
this makes no sense

>>26099351
Right? I don't get it but they all act weird

>enter fight
>opponent punches first
>fight back
>win

Somehow this makes you the bad guy? Were you supposed to lose?

>>26099351

>challenged to a fight by a child
>don't laugh and tell him to fuck off
>seriously hit the child
>act like you didn't do anything wrong because you have all the social skills of dogshit.

>>26099351
>Punches a kid in the face
Are you socially retarded? (Don't answer that, it's rhetorical)
Seeing as though the kids weak punches weren't hurting OP he should played around and at most just given him a dead leg or arm or something.

>>26099374
>>26099378

How are you so socially inept that you don't understand that you weren't meant to get into a fight?

You weren't supposed to invite a child to hang out with you in the first place. You are incredibly autistic if you don't understand any of this.

>>26099443
If OP wasn't meant to get into a fight, why did the kid punch him?

>>26099466

Because the kid was just playing around, hence the jabs that didn't actually hurt.

OP is autistic and has no capacity not to take things literally.

>>26099507
Maybe they didn't hurt because the kid is a pussy shit

>>26099557

Do you have any concept whatsoever of play fighting? Like horsing around?

Both you and the OP are severely autistic and should seek professional help.

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>>26099137
>little brother challenges him to a "fight"
>Goes all out on him first punch while his brother is obviously pulling punches
are you legitimately autistic?

>>26098844
>little kid lightly punching me because he thinks I'm cool
>punch him squad square in the nose full blast to contain the situation
Why is everyone mad at me

If nobody interjected the 16 year old punk, then fair game.

The fuck up is on them for not doing anything themselves and clearly wanted to see shit happen.

>>26099680

>implying the whole thing didn't happen quickly.

>>26098940
but you get the demon great hammer for your troubles

>>26099584
How are you so sure the kid was playing around desu?

>>26099714

>asks to fight out of nowhere
>lightly punches the OP
>everyone is shocked and won't speak to OP

Everyone but the people here with aspergers understand it wasn't a serious fight.

>>26099584
it's like fighting a girl, theres no winning. you either don't try and look like a pussy, or kick their ass and look like an asshole (this case) what else could OP have done?

>>26099699
Would you just let the kid ask for a fight?

Also op didn't mention what initiated the fight, or what prompted it. So its really just us shooting in the air with no context

>>26099137
Depends how old OP is. I'm guessing he's about 15 or 16 years old, so no. However he could also be a thirty year old who just suckerpunched a kid and is trying to lie on r9k to sound like he's in the right.

>>26099762

>being such a sperg you STILL think it was intended to be a serious fight

What you were meant to do is return a few silly little weak fake jabs and laugh about it.

>>26099762
Like physical confrontation with a woman, you can physically restrain them if absolutely necessary without seriously hurting them. And if you can't do that, you really are a pussy.

>>26098844
you should never have agreed to the fight dipshit

>>26099779

The OP clearly explained it was from out of nowhere. He then explains the kid throws some weak, not at all serious joke punches because the whole thing was intended to be a silly play fight that everyone has had numerous times.

The fact you STILL don't get this is autism, plain and simple. The most likely answer is ALWAYS the simplest one.

>>26098844
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>A 16 year old wants to fight?
Are you like 18? This board is full of fucking children jesus christ. If a little kid wants to fight you, you banter him, and if he starts hitting you, you calm him down and send him to bed. The fuck is wrong with you?
I wouldn't want to go near you either.

>>26098844
Don't listen to these weak ass /r9k/ pussies. The fact that you punched him hard shows that you aren't one of them.

The kid would go around doing that to other people if you went easy on him and get beaten up worse. Fuck the qt3.14 as well, if she agreed to you after many tries then she isn't interested in you at all.

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>>26099820
If you believe the OP 100% without question then you would have a great time on /pol/ friend!

>>26098844
OP

I do martial arts.

My gf throws punches at me when we play fight sometimes.

Oh yeah, play fight. She isn't really doing it to hit me.

The way you acted is as if I had acted serious with my gf and actually punched her in the face. I'm pretty sure we would no longer be together if I actually hit her.

>>26099849
>>26099859

Autism really is amazingly over represented on this board.

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>>26098844
Kid was a manlet, and probably a skinny weak bitch.
Bet he picked a fight with you because you were a stereotypical /r9k/ autist and figured he could beat you up for cool kid points.
If your "friends" are in disagreement and think you went to far with the kid then maybe they aren't your friends.

>>26099783
he's 20, numbnuts

>>26099902

>being so severely autistic and intellectually impaired you still think the 'fight' was intended to be serious

>>26099746
see
>>26099902

The kid probably saw OP as an easy target, I bet he learned a good lesson on not instigating fights with complete strangers just to look 'cool'.

>>26099914
>He's 20 because he said so!!

Sweet summer child.

>>26099914

>no mention of the OPs age in the thread
>you somehow know how old OP is and call someone stupid for not knowing

We know it's you, you fucking spergtard, OP

>>26099948

>pure, undiluted autism in post form.

You're incredibly, immeasurably socially retarded

>>26099914
The autist reveals himself.

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>>26099940
>thinking that just because someone is 16 years of age that they cant be a punk ass shithead
I had a kid try the same bullshit of me.
Though I was taller and better built than him by a significant margin He looked at me like some kind of target.
He gave me some weak ass jabs to the stomach and I wanted to wail on him so bad.
The only reason I didn't was because his brother was maybe a foot away pleading me not to crush him.
Kids are fucking retarded these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np21uFvjXVM

>Get drunk with friends
>I make sarcastic comments about wanting to fight
>Say i'll juggle them in the corner for a 40% combo(we play alot of MK)
>The next day people say i was being a dick and trying to fight

Normies and sarcasm, not even once.

Does a sense of humor go right out the window when people get drunk?

you were supposed to easily overpower him and put him in a headlock and maybe mess up his hair a bit. punch to the face was a dick move.

>>26100080
I assume OP hasn't had CQC training.

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>>26100014
>be a punk ass shit head
You do realize a lot of teens love to "fight" for fun right? Like, they just hit hard enough for you to feel it but not enough to actually hurt. He probably wanted to be your friend because he thought you were big and tough and cool and he wanted to show you he was tough too.

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>>26100111
>mfw op probably never had the boss in his life
>mfw op probably never pressed the action button to perform cqc

>>26099969
>little brother who is 16
> four years younger

What is math?

>>26100119
Better for teens to learn early you can't always pull your stupid shit off without consequences. You can be sure he won't be trying to be a smartass again. Good riddance I say.

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>>26100119
Actually the exact opposite, he went on to harass me for years until I moved.
He was trying to show he was tough, but not to me.
He had his own little manlet possie, they sometimes jumped other people.
Cant you not see that, much like apes, they were asserting dominance trying to be alpha?
Are you really this retarded?

>Get invited to grab some beers with my big bro and his friend.
>Don't really know his friends but they must be pretty cool if they like my brother.
>We bus down there and arrive at the bar.
>Walk a little ahead to see if the bouncer is at the front or not.
>Give my big bro's friend a friendly slap on the shoulder as I pass.
>Suddenly hear something behind me, slow down.
>'reeeeeeeeeeeee...'
>What the fuck is that noise?
>Suddenly hear my big bro yell "RUN TIMMY! RUN!"
>Turn around just in time to see 300 pounds charging towards me.
>"FUCKING NORMIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT HUUUUUUUUURT MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!"
>My new friend slaps me across the face as he charges, tripping mid swing to fall on his face.
>Breaks out into tears as he holds his skinned knee.
>Check my nose, I'm bleeding.
>We all look at my big bro's friend who is still stifling a few tears, before giggling.
>"D-did you like my joke? High-five!"
>My big bro and this random chick help me leave, he wants to call the cops but I beg him not to.
>Later the girl asks if we can go to the bar again, just the two of us.

What happened r9k?

>>26098844
you punched him in the nose you puss

Normies like to talk and start shit but I'm always in the wrong because 'too far man'. What the fuck? The first step was too far. Too far only applies to the aggressor.

I'm always talking about my martial arts movies and mma shit too. Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I won't fucking kill someone. Knees and elbows are under appreciated. I do neck bridges solely to avoid taking a knee to the face. Curl bros have no traps and crumble like paper.

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>>26100176
Well you didn't explain it like that before. When I was in school "fighting" was something almost everyone did, and I even started a "Fight Club" with my friends where everybody had a good time and a place to hang after school.

I was under the impression that you were autistic, but now it's clear that you were and probably still are just a beta bitch boy.

>>26100215

Where else should he punch? His butt? Are you gay?

>>26100176
>Leave out half the story.
>"Are you this retarded?"

>>26100293
It's not gay if you're top.

>>26100014

>admitting you were so socially backwards as a teen you didn't have silly mock play fights with your adolescent peers

>>26100148

>implying it mentions who he is four years younger than

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>>26100389
No, just a lot of real fights.
Things were weird in my backwoods backwards town.
The two local high schools practically acted like warring state with internal struggles as well as clashing with each other.
Straight up warriors shit.
One time a rival high school broke up a party with 2x4's and ball peen hammers.
A chick ended up in the hospital, coma for 3 days.
I don't fuck around when people mention fighting or even try to play fight.
Shit puts me on edge.

>>26098844
he was obviously no threat

you could have big brother wrestled him, gave him a noogie and had a laugh with your friends

instead you went fucking psycho

I can't help you. I can only make you realize your mistake

>>26100489

That's fucking weak, it only confirms you as a beta. I play Mario kart with my nephew. Do you think I let him win? Fuck no, I beat his ass by 1.5 laps ahead and I shit like baby peach.

He won't play mine craft with me anymore though. He built a cool house in a mountain face so I installed a couple cool obsidian statues in it. I was the only one with a diamond pick so it was funny. I respect that he doesn't do the creative mode like most kids though. He's hardcore.

>>26100899
that's mario kart you idiot

there's a difference between that and breaking somebody's nose

what's weak is losing your cool and letting some harmless person make you go survival mode

>>26098969
What is omega exactly?

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>>26100942
How else is the little faggot going to learn his place?

>>26100967
so beta, beta is alpha compared to you

>>26100981
I don't think an omega would have even gotten himself in a social situation so I'd have to say no.

>>26101022
you don't have to socialize to have a rank on the social scale

>>26100981
>>26101022
I always though it was just saying fuck both and doing your own thing

>>26098844
What kinda of fucking friends are those

>>26101047

It's not. Omegas often confuse themselves for betas because they think everyone who has sex or gfs is an alpha.

>>26101087

>the friends are the bad ones because OP is socially inept and incapable of reading situations properly

Regardless OP I think you taught him a valuable lesson that day.

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>>26101154
>being on /r9k/ and judging people for being socially inept

>>26101187

>being so new that you're unaware that this sort of posting and mockery is a pillar of this board.

You should go back to whichever le maymay website you're from

>>26099557
if he is a pussy shit, even more reason to outright refuse to fight him because he might get hurt.

>>26100293
only if he doesn't say 'no homo'

>>26100967

He plays survival mode anyway though. The one time I did an ebin prank and opened his world in creative to put a bedrock statue in his house he got upset and cried, like not even throwing a fit. He spent a lot of time and was proud to have done it survival only and didn't like it flagged as a cheater world. It's probably the worst I've ever felt. I tried making it up by buying him terraria the next week. It made me remember being young and when my cousin would delete my oot or harvest moon saves. Shit was devastating. At least I didn't 'it's just a game lol' though. I'm still an asshole though :c

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>>26101139

You got any source on this, because I always thought it was what the guy you replied to said.

>>26098844
top kek, you seriously don't know what you should've done? If you were that much stronger than him you should've just kept toying with him. I used to know this huge guy and one good trick he used when tinypeople tried to fight him was to grab both their wrists, then he started singing "clap your hands when you're really really happy" while clapping their hands together. I recall one guy broke down crying while clapping his hands against his own will and at the same time he was singing that cheerful melody, it was pretty bizarre but amusing.

>>26101730
>I recall one guy broke down crying while clapping his hands against his own will and at the same time he was singing that cheerful melody

top kek, thank you for that image

>>26098844

You were supposed to decline the fight jokingly and act like his brother was the superior fighter.

He's fucking 12 you IDIOT.

>>26099137
Nah, he didn't do anything wrong. If someone is punching at you, you punch them back. If their punches don't hurt, don't wait for them to start hurting lmao, that's how you wake up on the ground.

>>26098844
I want you to work backwards from the conclusion that you are a fucking retard. Now, with those parameters set, brainstorm a list of ideas as to why that could be.

>>26102100
>if a child punches you, knock them the fuck out because obviously your life is in danger
really nigga

>>26098844
Are you a nigger?
16 years old, wtf?!?!

>>26102130
A 16 year old isn't a child. I've been knocked on my ass by a 16 year old before. They're typically full-sized humans. Usually a little skinny, but the punching power is definitely there.

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I don't get why everyone's saying-
>omg hes like 16 das practically a baby mayne
>zomng u beet up a defensliss child
2 more years and he's legally an adult.

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>>26102155
>>26102169
Yo wass up my hivemind bro?

>>26101730
>You got any source on this

Omegas are robots - the bottom tier, worthless rejects who nobody likes.

Alphas are the top 10%. Betas are the 70% majority - some of them are high functioning, some are low functioning, like the difference between white trash and comfortably middle class. Omegas are the bottom 20%.

>>26102169
Because you are socially retarded and do not understand context.

>>26101047
That's gamma, not omega.

>>26102169
>>26102155
I don't think you guys read this part correctly.
>He makes som weak ass jabs at me which don't even hurt
Pretty clear that the kid had no real intentions of beating the shit out of OP.

The reason 16 years old is being brought up is because the kid is mentally immature at his age and OP as an adult should know better then to punch him out.

>>26102100

>pure, unadulterated autism and social retardation.

This is yet another perfect example of why robots deserve every single molecule of spite and disrespect they get in life.

>>26102169

They're saying it because every single person here who isn't autistic immediately recognised the situation for a light hearted attempt to have a silly play fight, not a serious effort to start a real fight.

The fact that you and your kind refuse to get this is why you continue to fail miserably at life.

>>26102234
>This is yet another perfect example of why robots deserve every single molecule of spite and disrespect they get in life.

>born retarded
>have shit life
>"YOU DESERVE THIS"
Observe! The "sympathy" of the normie!

>>26102268

Who said normies had any sympathy for you?

Have you really got this far along in life and not worked out that we completely and utterly despise you?

>>26102283
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No, in all seriousness- why are you here?

>>26102283
Tell your stacies to admit it, then.

>>26102268
You faggots absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of social awareness, you wallow in this fucking cesspit. A fucking dog understands play fighting. I mean Jesus Christ, even as a fucking invalid you should atleast be able to intellectualize the situation, even if you don't grasp it.

>>26102342
>You faggots absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of social awareness, you wallow in this fucking cesspit.

>You down-syndrome fucks absolutely deserve it. Instead of developing even the most infinitesimal amount of cognitive ability, you wallow in this fucking short bus.

>>26102312

In all seriousness, how new are you that you believe this is your haven?

>>26102313

They do. Isn't their refusal to fuck you am obvious enough message?

>>26102371

Don't compare yourself with people who are genuinely incapable of being anything other than what their limitations allow. Fuck your robot cherry picking, you cunt

>>26102395
>They do. Isn't their refusal to fuck you am obvious enough message?

>I know you're blind, but isn't that billboard an obvious enough message?

>>26102414
>Don't compare yourself with people who are genuinely incapable of being anything other than what their limitations allow.
This is everyone, though? Do you honestly believe in free will or souls or something lmao

>>26102415

>implying you're blind and incapable of being shown things

>>26102428

You have more than enough free will to learn and improve on your own.

A downie does not.

>>26098844

>Asked my crush 100 times to go grab some beers with me
>Finally agrees to come

For real? I was always under the impression once a girl says no and thinks you're a creep that's final. I guess persistence does work.

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>>26102582
>imblying imblacadons

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this thread is interesting because at a certain point i lost track of who was baiting who anymore

>>26098844
holy fucking spasamatron 9000 with added autism. You know who i feel sorry for? Your mother and father.

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>>26102371
>>26102415
>comparing the lack of social skills and lack of will to properly analyze social situations to being blind and retarded

Well you might be right because you'd have to be both to be as fucking stupid as OP.

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>>26098844
Good one op you are a madman. Good

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>>26100180

The robot does not want me to compliment your post without adding real content but I am doing it anyways

>>26098844
it wasn't a serious fight
he probably wanted to just wrestle and play a bit rough
>mfw you took it seriously
fucking kek

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>>26098844
>be op
>ask out girl, but bring a 16 year old kid to seem more social
>little kid is aware of his small stature, so he jokingly asks OP to fight
>little kid who has social skills understands that nobody would take this seriously, so he swings some intentionally weak jabs
>OP starts to sweat uncontrollably while staring at his qt.314
>literally fucking smashes the little kid's face in
>starts to giggle uncontrollably as the kid cries
>skips over to the kids older brother and the girl holding his hand up for high fives

Somebody put this on r/4chan. I'm too lazy

>>26098844
"Dude I'm not gonna fucking fight you, haha"
would be one of the non-autistic ways you could have handled that. But you just had to release your retard strength, didn't you , OP?

>>26099902
No one listen to this person

You fought someone weaker than you with a striking style. You should grappled him playfully.

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>>26098844
uh huh huh huh
cool

>>26098844

Ha! You already fucked up Anon and at this point you have two options: 1. Move on (forget her) or 2. Fight people and establish yourself as some gung-ho street fighter that gets you a reputation of being some ignorant hood muthafucka that bitches just want to fuck.

>>26098844
It was obviously just a kid, who where trapped in the delusion that he would only truly become a man, if he managed to kick the shit out of a taller older anon. I think what the right thing to have done in this situation would be to explain to him how fucking pathetic it is to even try to start a fight to begin with. How could you even do such a thing, to someone 4 years younger. Holy shit man, jesus christ our lord and saviour save us now please. At least this was a lesson for you.

>>26099351
It's because normal people in the civilized world don't get into fights, don't respond to challenges. You're either autistic or not a part of the civilized world.

You did nothing wrong, normalfag.