Did sensei not give you any sort of guidelines at all? If true, then that's fucking dumb. Here's some help: >Hello, my name is [your name here] >I'm [age], a [year-name] in college, and am majoring in [your degree field] >My hobbies include [pick 3] >From here, talk incessantly for the remaining 1:48 about one of those hobbies, thus taking the attention off you
>Alternate route: >this is my girlfriend [see pic] >her name is Megumin >she's a high-level mage that specializes in explosion magic and nothing else >[prattle on about her for the next 1:45] *notices I'm panting and ceases* S-sorry, don't take that alternate route...I'm a little obsessed w/ this super awesome chuuni mage...gosh, I want to sit in the bar & drink w/ her all day long! Aa, zokuzoku...
I'll tell you what they told me my first day of speech class. You don't look or sound as bad as YOU think, it's true. So relax. Just remember every person in that room has to pee and gets embarrassing explosive diarrhea same as you.
>speech class this semester >have had two classes and had to talk in front of the class both days >there's a fat SJW feminist that just LOVES public speaking (even spoke in front of a crowd of 34,000 people once!!!) in my class and is constantly talking about herself It's already my least favorite class by far I wanna kill myself every time I walk in there
>tfw I have a latent ability to speak clearly and calmly when I'm put in front of people >still struggle with one on one conversation and still want to kill myself whenever I have to do a speech or anything
>There hasn't been anything tragic to happen in my life. I haven't lost a close family member or a friend or even a pet, they've usually just run off and died i guess. Nothing really bad has happened to me. And I think that's a bad thing. Thesis: Living a life without tragedy has made me a bit more selfish and unwilling to change.
.... then my supporting paragraphs are going to be about how im selfish and unwilling to change............
We literally just had self-introduction speechs in this shitty comm class I have to take to transfer.
>some girl walks up for hers >says her name, then immediately transitions into cringeworthy story >says that she was bullied for seven years by some girls that were pretending to be her friends >claims that they would beat her up and call her a whore and a slut, and that they're going to the same college >says that she feels so ugly and lonely and that she's hasn't been happy in years, when I saw flirting with some chads in the class a couple days ago >immediately some guy pipes up >"girl, they're right. You're not pretty. You're BEAUTIFUL" >everyone immediately goes AWWWHHH and compliments her on how she's so pretty and perfect >she says thank you with that twinkle in her eyes, as if she was planning this for attention all along >goes on to say something fucking weird >"Yeah, my bullies are actually at my next class at 12, and im kinda scared to go :(" >a bunch of people start saying that we should teach them a lesson before the professor shuts them up and tells her to sit down because the 2 minutes are up >everyone after class is kissing her ass, including some skinnyfat beta that she ignored
>>26098499 Hello everyone, my name is anon. I'm a freshman/sophomore/whatever and I'm majoring in ____ because I want to someday ____. I'm from [insert place]. The things I like to do in my spare time are: list off some stuff. Two minutes will go by super quick, anon, I promise. Basically what >>26098723 said.
>>26098499 Add a corny joke or something funny that relates to what you're talking about. When I gave a speech that had more than 1 person, I always made different pitch voices purposefully bad. I was able to relax a little
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