Post the most perfect girl you've come across
>90 Ibs
>4'9"
>>26097140
Those fucking piercings automatically make her trash tier.
>>26097201
You're fucking trash tier, this bitch is a goddess
>>26097140
>Septum piercings
>>26097219
>stabs septum
>stabs lip too
>godess
>>26097219
She's a slut anon. I like petite girls but that girl is ugly and the piercings make her look disgusting. This girl is way better.
>>26097367
Petite girls are best girls.
What are with those legs? Get that chick a stair master and a protein shake stat
>>26097453
I like them like sticks desu senpai. Always have for some reason.
>travelling one subway
>girl that looks like her sits across me
>look at eachother
>next station a chad sits 2 seats next to me
>she starts looking at him
reeeeeeeeeeee'd hard
>>26097549
Happens to me almost every other day
>>26097595
beta uprsing when?? its taking too long
>83lbs
>4'11"
>only drinks pepsi and eat pizza
>>26097632
slow and steady wins the race anon.
Every fembot is a perfect grill.
>>26097367
>the clothed pic in OP's picture is a slut, unlike the one taking a nude selfie
Are you even capable of logic?
>>26097632
You should just end yourself, instead, bitch boy.
>>26097741
>only drinks pepsi and eat pizza
>83lbs
Impressive.
>>26097632
>>26097781
>too much of a sperg
>>26097918
>>26097899
fuck off normalsz
the one I'm with now is
>all these Low T beta cucks
STEP ASIDE SKELETON FAGS
erica is 5'5 and 94 pounds
I met a very sweet girl in my class last quarter and we spent a lot of time outside gardening. We talked about anxiety problems that we both had and ways that we related. I enjoyed her company thoroughly.
I would have asked her out, but she wasn't interested in women and was already seeing someone anyway.
>>26098066
this is the only pic I have
>>26097140
Perfect grill i fell for:
5'11
120lbs
Married her
6 years later
5'll
185 lbs
Know what you want.
>>26097549
you should've talked to her .
>>26098510
she looks sort of jewish.
>>26098510
oj wej
>>26098641
>>26098714
>Not wanting a cute mixed Asian Jewess
dudbro
>>26098093
That's nice af
>>26098805
POST MIRROR VID NOW NOW NOW GIMME HER VIDS
>>26097741
Will look like a hag in her 30s
This girl I work with. I won't post her picture on here, because I feel like that would be a form of disrespect to her
But believe me, she is hands down one of, if not THE, prettiest girls I've met in my entire life. Completely natural beauty, no makeup, soft voice, cutest laugh I've heard in a while, and a pretty decent personality.
She's not really what I'm into physically, for the most part, but god damn if I was Chad enough I'd marry that girl in a heartbeat.
>>26097140
Holy shit this is fucking disgusting. Bitch is good for a bj at most. Very shitty taste OP
Objectively perfect.
absolutely fucking gorgeous
qtpa2t
she is 5'7" fuck knows her weight but pretty skinny with small tits that are nicely proportional to her body
Dumping some sticky loads
>>26103096
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>>26103157
t480wt4
>>26103168
my password is
>>26097140
>>26097549
>>26097632
>>26097741
>>26098066
What the fuck? You really find this attractive?
>>26103176
33taa
>>26103204
Oh look it's a 'fembot'
>>26103230
Rusty kuntz
>>26103251
Delicious yeast
>>26103262
Help unzip
>>26103298
To see the beast
>>26103180
Bitter roastie detected
>>26103312
No, I'm a straight guy (20khv) and these girls are ugly as fuck, not talking about their weight
>>26097140
>piercings
>tattoos
>shitskin
>chicken legs
>"10/10"
>>26102493
>>26103377
>>26103180
Don't disrespect my waifu bitch
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26103230
>girls that cut themselves
I can't be the only one attracted to the emotionally damaged
>>26103576
It just makes me want to beat the shit out of them for daring to complain and seeking so much attention tbqh
>>26097140
Most perfect girl in existence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNOIo4rolC4
>>26098093
I'm 5'4 134 lbs, I'm toned and have A cup chest (bad thing), but have horse thighs and a bubble butt (good things). How do I lose 40 lbs without becoming anorexic/bulimic?
Time to make this thread high test?
>>26103620
>horse thighs
>good thing
wtf lol
>>26103644
I would seal my mouth over her sweet little asspipe and take whatever sweet doodoo she sent my way.
>wanting manlet sons
>>26103656
>>26103656
I conjured up the phrase horse thighs to describe distinguishable quadriceps. They're muscular.Strong legs make you able to run faster and harder, hence horse thighs.
>>26103644
This is fucking disgusting. You're a disgusting human being. Go fuck yourself.I hope your whole family gets raped
>>26103720
Anon you need to break the unrealistic standards imposed upon women by the patriarchy.
After all, you aren't a real testosterone man if you don't.
>>26103707
Don't see the point in that as a girl, but it's far better than being chubby.
Unless you get up to lesbian antics (which would explain being on a board filled with misogynist male virgins).
>>26098805
Who is this?? Cant find this vide!!
This on rig here m8s
>tfw your ho has a perfect body
5'91/2"
>>26104069
You just need to tighten up a little
>>26103180
>roasties will always be jealous of erica
>>26103620
you cant just do that, even eating 1200 calories you will eventually maintain on that
erica said that she eats like 300 calories a day so just become Erica
>>26103620
Pics?
>>26104069
>moar plz
>>26102904
holy shit yes.
perfect
Hnnnnnnnng hymnbooks
>>26097367
No tits. Sorry anon, i'm not gay
>>26097140
can't HOUSTON the JOOSTEN
>>26106390
The tits are right there you double nigger
>>26098018
Get the black chick out and the pic would be way better
>>26106831
>every pic ever made
>Tfw you will never be a perfect grill, even to robits
>Tfw you just want to die because you're so ugly
>Tfw I literally crysterbated last night
Fuck
>>26107041
>complaining female
Ooo do tell me about your 4 times lower suicide rate
>>26107176
Idk what to tell you about it. You already seem to know.
>>26107205
Just go on a dating site.
It's all you have to do.
mandatory post, when is this fucking robot getting shut off
>>26107277
No it's not. Guys can smell my crazy. Not dateable. I mean sure, I can get some guy to throw his dick in me but that only lowers my self worth even further.
>>26107462
Sex is how guys bond though
>>26107480
Loooooooool. Sex with me is how they get off. Then they tell me to leave because they just wanted some hole.
>>26107517
>complains about being ugly
>gets regular sex
>>26107322
She's pretty ugly if you look for over 3 seconds.
>>26107548
>be a girl
Just because I can get laid doesn't mean I'm not ugly.
>Tfw not even starter gf tier
>>26107517
>Expecting anything else from a heterosexual relationship in this day and age
>>26107573
Should I just try girls then?
>>26107568
>Just because I can get laid doesn't mean I'm not ugly.
That's like claiming you're not rich despite havving millions in the bank
>>26103821
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3mgu1t
I'm original still.
>>26107605
Have you seen the type of women men will debase themselves with when they're desperate?
I'm one of those. Like if pig parties were real I'd be the pig
>>26107601
Don't "try" anything, be alone, relationships are just a social construct in this day and age, completely unneccessary.
>>26107653
Put a bag over your head and let me pork you
>>26107674
But I'm so sad and lonely
>>26107462
Then go for the beta ones you fucking idiot
You could find a virgin here
Oh but you don't actually want that, you'd rather 'want to die' and lament not having a 9/10
>>26107480
Chadbot here, I disagree. I really do think people fall in love from having sex, but it's not the sex. but the face that you're spending routine "alone time" with someone. If you tell them to just leave after you fuck, and you don't spend any time together before, chances are you won't catch feelings.
>>26107696
You have to play the hand your dealt, i'm not happy, attractive, or even a good person. I know i'll never have children or get married and i'm okay with it.
You could become a roastie but I doubt it would make you feel any less sad and lonely, at least in the long run. (Select all images of Bicycles, kek)
>>26103910
Who is this demon from the realm of semen?
>>26104069
Knobby ass knees, just generally gross lower body in general, can't even tell if her face makes up for it.
Would not bang.
>>26107685
Pls no
>>26107709
I really don't think you understand how undesirable I am.
>Fat
>Tall
>Man face
>Overally sensitive
>easily irritated
>crazy
>Heavy drug user
>All I do is school work
>gross short hair
>Needy
>clingy
>In so much therapy
>Rape victim
Even betas stay a healthy distance away from me.
>>26107736
I mean I guess so. Guess I'll just be an academic. School isn't so bad.
This might not be up you're alley, but I'm into hipster/manic pixie dream girls. I kissed this girl once, but I never got to date her/fuck her because it made everything "too complicated" (it turned out she was on the verge of going Facebook official with Chad). and I've been hung up ever since.
>>26107870
Sounds like my ex, are you borderline or something?
>>26107897
Haven't been diagnosed, no. I think I lean more towards bipolar though, if anything.
>>26107870
> Fat
Lose weight
> Tall
This isn't really a problem. Just because most girls obsess over height, that doesn't mean guys do, and a lot of men appreciate women of above-average height.
> Man face
Are you sure it isn't just because your face is fat
> Overly senstitive
Make it clear to yourself and to your man that he isn't responsible for your bullshit emotions.
> Easily irritated
See above
> Crazy
What kind of crazy are we talking here?
> Heavy drug user
Awesome
> All I do it school work
Awesome
> Gross short hair
Sounds like a fixable problem retard.
> Needy, clingy, etc
See above
> In so much therapy
Guys wont care as long as you don't bring it up
> Rape victim
This won't detract from you as long as you're tactful about when/how you bring it up. Don't bring up your darkest hour in the midst of small talk. Don't talk about it like an essential, central part of your personality. Don't project fear of your rapist onto regular and healthy male sexuality. You'll be fine.
>>26107939
You should meditate, it helped with my confidence. Now I have the power to pretend I'm not a self hating fag.
>>26103304
H O L Y S H I T
Please anon more of this girl
>>26108034
>man face
Is because of my jawline/nose. Very masculine.
>Lose weight
I'm trying so hard. In total I've lost 50 lbs
>Short hair
My hair won't grow fast enough and extensions are expensive and gross
>>26108338
>Another normalfag cunt here for an ego boost
All you robots should have known better
Probably her.
>>26108375
>3/4 face
>must b normie
>>26104069
That the dumb cunt with the piercings I see you constantly shilling.
Her body is a 4/10.
Nothing sexy about it.
No curves, baby nipples, skelly as fuck, small tits.
>>26108422
>nothing visibly wrong
>has a vagina
>says normie in case her friends catch her being homophobic
>>26098785
>tfw imagining those eyes looking up at you as she sucks your dick
>>26108399
it's not 2008 anymore.
>>26103613
She hit the wall now big time, bro
>>26103298
>>26103304
This is Ashe Maree right?
>>26108892
I can't wait until you stop coming here like the other triptards
>>26108851
>Ashe Maree
Yep
>>26108892
stop posting this alien faced whore you fucktard
>>26103360
kek sure thing bitter roasty. stop shoveling food down your throat and you'll be attractive someday maybe.
male kek
>>26107322
the robot isnt getting shut off cuz faggots like you would spam retard shit over and over for le humor you stupid reddit cuck.
there is no upvote or popularity contest here so get over it.
and stop posting this dyke slut that will never give you the time of day
MASSIVE red flags aside (so many red flags)
This girl is really attractive to me. I didn't even know i liked big honkers so much.
I have become the most dangerous kind of goy.
>>26108892
that's mystery?
the twat who called herself a "pig faced fatass" with a master's in some bullshit?
jesus fuck
>>26109179
>>26109179
well you just like jew dykes anon.
Is this feminine jew attractive to you?
>>26103620
You can lose 40lbs by being my qt gf
>>26109534
Sorry nose looks too flat for me.
Now this feminine jew i can get behind.
>>26104069
Her body looks like she abuses meth or crack or something
>tfw no Sarah Paulson to cuddle and talk to
>>26103910
>female
original comments
>>26109915
With that face I'd be disappointed if it didn't have a cock
>>26104372
>>26098093
>>26098066
In case you blokes haven't seen her n00ds already, you might appreciate this.
http://anon-ib.su/cw/res/160.html
>>26109988
They don't have a cock, they got it cut off
>>26110064
Mm Mm nigger I ain't clicking that shit
>>26110087
It's just a dumb fucking porn chan afaik, you won't get digital ebola installed by clicking it
>>26108458
It is in my heart.
>5'4
>qt3.14
>said I could join her minecraft server
>I don't even play minecraft
>all these low test faggots
this thread needs some real women
>>26110215
>Mmm yes mommy please let me drink your milk mommy
>>26110290
Id rather have a mommy fetish than like malnurished little boys
>>26110315
>feminine
>taking up large amounts of space
pick one
>>26110215
She's just a tad too chubby to be perfect. Nice choice though. I'll post mine in a minute
>>26110315
I mean you really let tumblr subvert you into accepting fatties?
Do you say normie instead of normalfag too?
>>26110476
She's too perfect for me
>>26097140
>posts half nude photos online
>bags under her eyes
>piercings
>tattoos
OP she seems to only make bad life choices
holy fuck this one makes me diamonds
the combination of the young looking face and the tattoos mmm
>>26110578
Nothing more feminine than huge tits and child bearing hips
>>26110484
10/10 perfect grill who dis
this girl is a 10/10 robot cuck
>>26111811
>6/10 cleaveage shot
>worth a pump and dump
>>26111875
>dime a dozen skinnyfat sluts with layers of make-up
>>26098066
she's beautifful, thats a great taste anon!
>>26110638
What fruit is that? Looks like a yellow watermelon
>>26111875
Whatever you say faggot she is beautiful
>>26112077
It's a yellow watermelon.
literally perfect tbch fampai
>>26098066
dumb slut lel
please post more girls with tattoos
Probably her. She's hot and I hear she gives incredible head.
>>26110290
>he doesn't like breastfeeding
>>26111948
I just posted a random pic. I do not think either are anything close to 10/10. These girls are just another pump and dump type
>>26112135
>obvious butthurt over a 6/10 pump and dump
kek
>>26112709
Calf-mode LEAVE
>>26113247
I'd rather be a calf than milk underage boys
>>26109179
Thought that was a horse
Eva is my waifu for lifu
>>26097140
inb4 >girl
i don't care anymore, she's the most beautiful person i've seen in my entire life and i've lost all desire for any relationship with anyone but her
the crush to end all crushes
R9k thinks 5/10's are perfect and still can't get laid wew lad
>>26097741
Ash is overrated.
>>26110596
You guys are slowly deteriorating my views. Fucking robots, no wonder you're never happy
>>26114887
the truth sucks, but it's good to know to keep your ass covered.
>>26109179
fuuuuuuuggggg
i need more of her
>>26115176
you got it! here you go anon!
>mfw no busty mulatto gf
low test normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26115287
>armpit hair
Get out of here you degenerate
perfect gril
>>26115287
fucking sexy, now that's a beautiful woman
>>26115287
Have some fucking respect for yourself, and stay away from shitskin
>>26115287
Same
My sister is 4'8" and has this amazing skinny but curvaceous buddy. She has curvy hips and a fat butt. Not much chest thought but that's how I like it.
I would fuck my sister tbqh.
>>26098018
These girls are so fucking hard to find. They're literally average weight and they're so much harder to find than skellys or landwhales.
>>26110064
How old is she? WHo is she?
>>26116241
Pics? Id love to see some skin
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want to slap the tushy
>>26117076
>self-harm scars
red flag
still hot though
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>>26117091
no arguements there. those scars bother me also
>>26117076
I can't be the only one who thinks the self harm makes her hotter. 10/10
Is it acceptable to post a webm?
Stole it off Instagram before it was private
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>>26097140
90lbs at 4'9" is not as skinny as the girl pictured.
>>26097367
skinnyfat and shit tits.
>>26112705
Doesn't she have a penis?
>>26116254
>average weight
those are overweight m8
>>26097549
>>26097632
it's so strange seeing this girl posted all over 4chan now. I used to talk to her (not in a dating way). She's from Ohio
>>26117364
Access granted anon
"perfect girl" and everyone is posting 3dpd what the fuck is wrong with you people
>75kgs
>178cm
>amazing body
>probably amazing irl
too bad shes h t and im l t
>>26119239
Be ashamed of yourself.
>>26119239
because not all of us are mentally ill like you. we prefer irl females to admire not art on paper
>>26119291
i have nothing to be ashamed of nerd
>>26119534
the fuck is so admirable about some rostie sluts?
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>>26119694
the fuck is so admirable about a non-existant female? nothing
stop being so mentally ill anon
>>26119768
the stories that go with them duh.
nice Stacy post normie
Only one girl will ever be perfect to me.
>>26119768
>the fuck is so admirable about a non-existant female?
As far as you are concerned, these women may as well not exist.
>>26119844
How typical autist of you to disregard what I said based on a photo.
no wonder you got triggered so hard. The photo reminded you that you'll never physically touch your obsessions. And if they were alive they'd still never give you the time of day. Most likely they'd have restraining orders on you anon.
post more of your 10/10 perfect girls you'll be cuddling with this weekend..... oh wait
stay triggered bitter virgin
>>26112135
>>26111811
WouId destroy, and then cuddle lovingly
>>26119907
kek stay triggered anon
>>26119934
Wait I think I might know her. Does she live in Missouri?
>>26119908
>>26119907
I reiterate, these women, for you, are just pictures.
All an anime girl is, is a formal representation of idealised womanhood in the eyes of a man. Once you've grasped that, you either understand or are too stupid to be worth explaining this to.
>>26119908
>implying any of the rostie sluts you post would want you either
are you seriously this retarded? you do know what board you are on right?
>>26119934
Are you even a real person?
I feel like 90% of /r9k/ posts are the same bot, rigged up to say 'stay mad' or 'butthurt' whenever you respond to it.
You are a person, yes?
>>26119987
So an anime girl is a "representation of a idealized womanhood in the eyes of a man" what one could be described as a"perfect girl"
which is what this thread is about
>>26119987
The difference is these females are living and breathing and exist in this world. They arent made up creations in a cartoon for children that someone that might be over the age of 18 falls in love with.
stay mental anon
>>26120008
kek that's some hilarious desperation shots fired. Unlike some made up cartoon sluts the girls I post exist irl. once you grasp that you'll probably have a breakdown cuz reality.
Try harder in your next reply anon.
>>26120032
no shit im real. Or should I have just replied with kek stay buttmad?
>>26120071
> what one could be described as a"perfect girl"
If you were only interested in the superficial aspect of it. Anime girls are fetishes, like tribal masks or statues of the gods, or ikons in orthodoxy.
They are objects which are given a 'spirit' by the fetishist, like those 'tulpa' things that the most desperate cases go on about sometimes.
You can't really do the same with 3D, although they are trying bloody hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1Pd43qvUs
Vid related. Kabob wimmin turns self into an anime, like those crazy Haitian wimmin turning selves into an loa.
>>26119987
I don't think you understand.
The women in his pictures actually exist, so he knows another man is probably fucking them, which arouses him because he is a cuck.
>>26120140
>The difference is
I know what the difference is, retard.
>these females are living and breathing and exist in this world.
In a world. Not your world. They are outwith your realm of experience in the same way that anime girl #1324335 is foreign to the other guy's.
>They arent made up creations in a cartoon for children that someone that might be over the age of 18 falls in love with.
Anime girls aren't made for children, m8, they are often exactly for his sort of folk. They are fetishes, as I said.
I'm yet to hear why perving over real women you'll never see is better than perving over fake ones.
>Or should I have just replied with kek stay buttmad?
Triggered, he mad, buttmad, etc., they're all the same anyway, its a preemptive thing you put in your post so the other guy can't. Eminently tryhard, but I won't hold it against you.
>a beta orbiter creep posting Stacys on this shithole thinks he is above waifufags.
kek