>Lead fembot on for months >She told me she loved me last

"I'm sorry but I'm a faggot"

Explain what you did and sent her a photo of your dick and also snoop dog photos

Tell her she's a dumb cunt and you only led her on for the long troll

I'm sorry but I'm ascending to higher planes of being. Can't allow shit like you to drag me down.

telling her that you no longer want to be her boyfriend and instead offer yourself as her sex slave for life because you're a fucking degenerate

>>26093779
>switch online personas and give the gf to me

pls anon

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>>26093779

>Fembot comes into the surgery
>She want's me to give her my unconditional love
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>26093888
Confirming me as the getter of trips with my trip

tell her you love her.
make passionate love.
pull out ring box.
say you want to get married.
> omg OP yesss!
she opens it.
piece of paper with writing on it.
"I'm dumping you"

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>>26093911
Dubs to the trips
You have to deliver now, OP

Screenshot for further proof

>>26093934

Shipman got capped in that post

>>26093954
I don't care
My GF
Deliver, faggot.

"I have found someone better than you."

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>>26093969

>Lead normie on for 6 minutes
>He finally gets trips
>Doubles (or highest single) decide how I break the news to him

>>26093779
We can discuss the delivery of my gf if you email me at [email protected]

Basically, ill break the news for you, go in, support her and all that gay shit

Then ask if she wants to be my gf

>>26094040
Don't break the news to him
Actually give him the gf
Roll

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>>26093893
>memer comes into the surgery
>he want's me to give him my dank memes
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>26094040
rolling 2 save my gf again
Give him the gf regardless
dubs pls

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>>26094040
Rolling for give the gf away
dubs pls

>>26094090

someone forgot to turn their trip off.

BTFO
T
F
O

>>26094040
Give him the gf. You have yo he got trips and then dubs right after. Do it faggot

i want elliot to breed me

>>26094105
No, I didn't
He didn't say I couldnt roll
Im keeping my trip on, you monumental faggot.
Besides, even if I did, it would be pretty obvious by the unique poster count, dumbfuck

>>26094040
Rolling to save my gf again

>>26094081
Surgery sedation is always a benzo and opioid combined. You don't need anywhere near the LD50 of morphine alone to kill somebody with that combination.

>>26094040
pls gib gf anon ;_;
I cant roll much longer

>>26094140

Hello, Newfriend

bloxxxxx

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>>26093779
>"I'm a pedophile, sorry. By the way, don't you have a younger sister or a cousin?"
Check em

>>26093779
why do you edgelords look up to this faggot?

>>26094127
>monumental faggot

I lolled.

>>26093779
Put your penis into her asshole and make babby.

Sorry f-a-m but I don't eat at Arby's

>>26094755
I'm a wiz apprentice so I don't at all identify with any vagslave, but speaking for myself: he's a symbol of hate against the inferior sex

Shit yourself in public when you're with her. Reach in pants and pull out poo.

Give the man his gf. His trips demand it