Alright, let's have a friendly discussion about personality types. What's your Briggs-Myers Personality Type?
figuratively i guess. i don't have any friends or anything to do, so i get drunk by myself every day.
i just impulsively used what little money i have saved up to buy a flight to spain. fuck it, i'll figure it out on the other side, but i refuse to stay here another fucking day and feel like shit.
friendly reminder that we INTP losers need to cooperate with eachother otherwise we are doomed to fail
>i don't have any friends or anything to do, so i get drunk by myself every day
Sounds like me, except I'm not really bothered by it.
I'm guessing you're a Britbong if you're just flying to Spain on a whim.
frenchfag. it didn't bother me until last week. i've been bursting into tears randomly every day or so. alcohol is giving me headaches too and i just can't bear it all of a sudden.
it's been like this for most of my life on and off but never so unrelentingly. i've got to do something before it kills me.
INTJ. I usually get INTJ and INTP, which is strange because INTJ and INTP are actually very far from each other. Such a serious issue invalidates the test, or means i need to do more systematic tests more often.
daily reminder that sensors are ''people'' that have no inner world, are incapable of introspection, and thus are normies by default.
These mindless automatons that follow trends without a second thought are the reason why the world is so shit, and should be removed form the genepool. Unfortunately this is the majority of people
I got 99% on thinking, yet failed almost all of my classes in school.
Have you read up about the ifferences between the two? If not I might be able to help you a little.
Of course there's always the possibility that you aren't either of them. Tests online aren't always the accurate.
>The classic Chad would be ESTP, the nicer Chad ESFP, and the real alpha Chads ENTJ and ENTP.
ESTP Chad - football team captain/bully
ESFP Chad - party animal and very popular one
ENTJ Chad - class/school president with anger management problems
ENTP Chad - sociopath prankster
ESTJ Chad - small gang leader
When I was a kid I wanted to hit the books and not care about anything and then get into a good job and be very smart.
But now I'm just left with depression, social anxiety, laziness, no motivation, and the desire to do drugs to alleviate this. I'm also really into transhumanism.
Infj here...Basically not only i am a robot, but also i'm a real special snoflakes for the personality and i have 0 hope of finding a gf ALSO for that...
This may be autistic, but I got the idea from 8--> chan /improve/ where he keeps a spreadsheet for everything to improve. It's a slow board but feel free to join. It goes like this basically.
>thing 1 I need to spend time doing,
>thing 2 I need to spend time doing,
>something to make discipline myself (cold shower, no-porn, etc.),
>type of excercise,
>check-up 1-4 (succes/fail)
>stuff I should improve on.
>how to improve on those stuff
>what mistakes did I made last time
>copy paste from sheet one
>it's just the history of everything
>just look at it from time to time to what i should be doing
Also first sheet in things that make more disciplined, you're supposed to continue that when you take up something new. Only thing is that you can relapse more easily if you can't take it anymore.
(sorry for bad english)
ENTJ , posting here because still banned from /fit/
I HATE these because I can never answer without absolute confidence. All of these are circumstantial. Three or so questions in:
>You often get so lost in thoughts that you ignore or forget your surroundings.
Well, if I'm alone, yes; so much so that I bump my sides into walls. If I'm in public, maybe not as much, because I tend to stare at people and know who is around me.. I tend to enjoy watching behaviour and such.
I guess those would both counterbalance one another and I'd be left with neutral?
>You find it difficult to introduce yourself to other people.
Are you meaning a social introduction or just a normal "hi I'm Jeff" introduction? I have no problem with the latter, but if you're expecting some theatrical display of social character, the answer is no.
I feel like INTP-T is accurate for me, except it says turbulent types like to push themselves, while assertive types dont care about the outcomes and dont push themselves very much. I dont push myself at all, so im either in between or just really lazy
Again, this is circumstantial. Is this person a devout member of consumerist society? Because our conversation would die off quickly due to their interests in celebrities, people, sports, clothes, etc. and my social anxiety of having nothing to talk about with them would make me panic, but if not and they are somewhat different like myself, that is grounds for conversation of interest because we could talk about that. I have no problem introducing myself to a stranger, but I'd typically avoid it if I knew they weren't like me.
sup fellow niggas
As for the gf part, there are still worse types to have. Extroverted feeling (INFJ second function) gives you a lot of social potential if you know how to use it.
intp, pretty accurate I guess.
Then it would probably be no.
If you never do it out of context you're probably not very good at it. Also "introducing yourself" can entail more than just giving your name.
>Is this person a devout member of consumerist society?
Well spaztron, how would you know without introducing yourself? Your overanalysis of all this probably says something about your type.
OK, that's it. 4 questions in and I literally cannot finish this. All of this is based on the situation and not generally.
>You do not usually initiate conversations.
IF it is someone I know who is like myself in sharing interests, I might mention something I learned, but IF it is a consumerist social practicer, probably not, and may just be a spontaneous observation or comment if I do. I don't intend to really delve into conversation with those things I say to social people, but it could be construed as so if they take it in and respond as though it was intended to be.
And how is that? I don't deny that the categories maybe accurate in describing personality types but what would you even take a test like this if you weren't thinking
>ooooooo I wonder how I compare to my peers xDDDD
Got ENTJ on 16personalities, got the same on keys2cognition.
the keys2cognition one just goes more in depth based off what the letters mean instead of "you're 67% introverted" so each of the results make sense based off of "Your dominant trait is Extraverted Sensing which means you prefer xxxx" because each of the "Intuitive/Sensing" "Feeling/Thinking" "Judging/Perceiving" things each have external and internal modes so then it makes sense to me if you read it instead of the "This this this, here's a funny picture of a guy holding a paintbrush" or "this this this, here's a funny picture of a guy in a lab coat to show that you're smart"
If that makes sense.
>If you're taking the test solely to compare yourself to others you're doing it wrong, it's about learning more about yourself.
Learning about yourself is the same thing as comparing yourself to others. The only reason you can say something like "I learned I am introverted" is because there are other people that exist who are extroverted.
>they try to remove the idea of individuals from society
They do? It's all about their personal feelings are more important than anything else, right? An SJW world would just be continuous squabbling where nothing got done.
Also, the vast majority of people aren't capable of any unique thought or judgment, and authoritarian societies that acknowledge this are superior to those that try and pretend otherwise.
In the medical profession it's called DNR or Do Not Resuscitate. Technically it's a specific papers signed during end of life care but when those faggots enter my care you bet your ass it's end of life.
It's probably a good thing I'm not in the medical field.
They try to remove individualism because they say shit like "all whites are bad!" or "my patriarchal tendencies!!!"
If anyone has original thoughts they squash them because it's the most hive-minded movement in recent history.
>Also, the vast majority of people aren't capable of any unique thought or judgment
Which is why they try to remove individualism, if people were individuals they'd respect oneanother's opinions even if they disagree. The whole purdue halloween thing pretty much cemented that idea.
Also, this is a memeish book or whatever I guess, but the book "brave new world" is basically what happens when you remove individuality from society and is basically the result of SJW's.
>tfw when infp
>tfw when aldous huxley is your favourite author
>tfw when all you want to do is mescaline all day every day
>tfw when society made it illegal
>tfw when society made being offensive illegal as well
>tfw when being offensive and drinking tea is frowned upon just as much as robbing a bank
Yea there are lots 4chan INFPs that are not SJWs. However INFPs single handedly seeded tumblr.
ESTJ is more rigid and looks to the traditional authority and traditional way of doing things. If you think "this person is a bastard" then probably an ESTJ. Just test their limits on how flexible they are. ENTJs are more flexible and spontaneous in comparison.
I'm clearly in the wrong place. Where go?
Damn it! I'm not a weeb, a cuck (pol), a retard (b), a robot, or lgbt. I'm too introverted to have more than 3 friends at any time. Where do I belong?
I should just become an hero.
I keep getting INTJ, maybe I'm just not being honest with myself.
>I'm shy so I can't approach anyone
>I'm ugly so no one approaches me
>I'm scared of everything so I'm boring and have no hobbies
>I'm a weeb so even people on 4chan don't like me
Anyone but Trump... or Hilary... or Sanders!
My brother was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia about 15 years ago. He stays inside all day mumbling incoherently. I come here to try to better understand his world. It's odly fascinating.
>I'm scared of everything so I'm boring and have no hobbies
Not even something solitary? I know these personality tests aren't completely accurate but it makes me sad when I see someone without a hobby, now matter how inane or boring it might be.
I like to play videogames, I like music, I like watching shows... but I wouldn't call those hobbies. They're just consuming media. They're mindless. I don't create, I don't enrich myself. Sitting at my computer all day isn't a hobby.
I'm just irrationally afraid of failure and being bad at something. I don't try new stuff because I've already convinced myself I'm not going to be good at it even if I put in the work.
It's a fucked up mindset and it's honestly ruining my life but I don't know how to shake it.
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Finished college. Don't think I'll ever be fulfilled by any one occupation. Friends have drifted, so I find little meaning in my not-social life. Still not over a breakup with a longtime friend and oneitis after splitting almost 3 years ago. Why are we still here? Just to shitpost on Peruvian film imageboards?
As an ISTP? You can make it. Better shot than the INFPs and INTPs that populate a lot of the board. And 3 friends that you can legitimately call friends? If you an hero, what choice do the rest of us have?
INFJ here, stop basing your results on the individual letters and learn what the functions mean, everything will make more sense.
For example as an INFJ we get compared to INFP a lot even though we don't have a single function in common. How ever we are sort of a reflection, our dominant function is Ni where as their's is Fi, our secondary function is Fe and theirs is Ne. We rule with Ni, the same as INTJ so our thought process is largely the same with them except we present it through Fe where as they present it through Te, hence why we both have the Elitist arrogance but INTJs are more system oriented where as we are more Psychologically orientated.
Everybody had either Fi or Fe, so generally the whole "Feelers are stupid" I always see in these threads is stupid, in fact a lot of the "I hate feelings" is because of INTJs child like Fi and their inability to express it, combined with their Inferior Se it's no wonder so many of them are perma virgins. INFPs on the other hand have their Ne to express their Fi which is why they are so creative in expressing themselves.
I'm an INTJ.
Not a virgin.
In fact, in a long-term relationship.
She's also an INTJ.
We have awesome sex that's focused on giving each other as many orgasms as possible (obviously she gets more usually).
We cuddle a lot.
We have a mean sense of humor with each other that most other people don't get.
I'm so in love I can't stand it.
So much for your perma-virgin crap :^)
As I said it's their child like Fi and their unwillingness to accept it, INTJs are very common here (though I'm sure a lot of them are mistypes) and there are a lot of perma virgins here. Look up the Ni+Fi loop.
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Been an INTJ for as long as I can remember and just took this test and got INTP. I think my personality has changed a bit over the years, and this description from Wikipedia seems to describe me quite well:
>INTPs are marked by a quiet, stoic, modest, and aloof exterior that masks strong creativity and enthusiasm for novel possibilities. Their weaknesses include poor organization, insensitivity to social niceties, and a tendency to get lost in abstractions.
its okay you're like me in that regard but not hyperactively retarded
at least normal people dont see you as retarded unless they dig deeper so thats k desu
>no INFJ gf to go people watching with
>no INFJ gf to maybe care about my feelings
>no INFJ gf to tell me her stories
>INTP at 12
>INTJ at 18
>EFTJ a last year
Are these tests retarded or am I slowly becoming a normie?
That's not how it works you little shit
No more so than women generally. Also INFJ is one of the most mis-typed types, especially for females.
No dillbag, any F type is a lot worse on a guy than a girl.
>tfw INFJ male
who 60/40 feeling/thinking
i guess that means i have a better developed extroverted thinking
i mean, i have very strong emotions but i also try hard to be as rational as possible
i always imagine INFJ as some dude with very strong internal values, but like lives in a world where only he is right and he will go at great lengths to prove that his internal value system is the right one
where are all these enfps that suddenly show up on these threads coming from? are you the same few people? why are you on this board for pathetic losers? are you
rank for usefulness to humanity:
fuck never mind it's very accurate. I guess I should have read the shit before opening my mouth like a retard.
Drunk results are different than sober results...
INTP on some days And INFP on others, I guess. I really don't fit properly into either category. I enjoy fact and logic but I'm not a mathematical sort of person. Should I feel good I don't fit into one of 16 personalities? Should i feel like an outcast? Am I just inconsistent and shit at personality quizzes?
>Literally spend my days thinking of all the opportunities and chances I have wasted growing up.
Is there any more truer form of suffering for a cyborg.