Yo bro sorry for coming into your house without knocking, Jamal and me are hitting the clubs tonight u wanna join us picking up some white chicks?
Er...no.
>>26088008
Siure, my nigga. Should be a fine ass time.
>>26088008
no but I want to hit the gym and get swole with you
>mag dump into center mass
>>26088008
>picking up white girls
kek for what reason
>>26088519
Why not?
Is it because I'm black?
>>26088567
do you have a gf, eggnog?
>>26088579
This is why America has guns
>>26088579
I went to a club once,
bouncer kicked me out for making girls uncomfortable.
This was literally a episode of louie
>>26088008
Also yo bro check my new dakimakura
DAYUM MY NIGGA FO SHO FO SHO
>>26088583
No I don't. How about you, my man?
>tfw no nice Tyrone friend to help me get laid
>>26088627
Of course not. I always ask tripfags this question. If they have gfs, I filter them.
You're safe.. for now.
>>26088635
>nice
>Tyrone
>friend
pick half
>>26088654
How the fuck do you pick half out of 3?
>Nice
>tyro-
>>26088654
How do we pick half of three choices?
>>26088594
damn its like he really knew you
>>26088654
Tyrone and Friend
>>26088579
I haven't got an ounce of charisma.I have terrible social skills, I'm a scraggly goth kid and...well if I go out with you whose going to notice me?
>>26088729
His name is Ty
>>26088737
I meant not even a whole choice but in retrospect it is pretty retarded
>>26088787
I burst out laffing
>>26088890
Why did you do this, trips? WHY!?
>>26088833
That wouldn't be half you're triggering my autism REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26088890
i fucking hate you mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>26088890
here ya gooriginal boobs
>>26088654
>>26088817
Holy kek I see what you did there.
>>26088564
Mah honkie
>>26088008
Nah sorry I'm probably gonna stay inside tonight and play some games. I'm not feeling up for going out in public. Thanks for the offer though man, maybe another time.
>>26088008
s-sure thing bro, you made the effort to come here, just let me get my clubbing crocs.
i want jamal to sit on my face
>>26090752
Why Jamal so perfect, bro?