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Why don't you lift so Stacey will have an orgasm at the sight of you?
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girls really don;t like muscles that much. that's honestly a myth. it's not like if you have abs it will automatically turn girls on. they tend to like lankier guys anyway.
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>>26084450
Nice meme
original
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>>26084439
If you watch the video he was talking about how his mother had cancer or something like that. Not that her reaction wasn't unprofessional, but there was more to it than just wanted the D.
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>>26084450

grills like abs like mine
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>>26084439
I can't be bothered to do something I don't enjoy so regularly just to get laid desu

Eating once a day currently and sometimes even that feels like a chore and I end up feeling cold because I didn't eat. Having to eat multiple times a day and lifting on top of that? yeah nah
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>>26084439
Girls don't even like guys who look like that.

Fake.
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>>26084450
This is true desu. Face>>>how exciting and extroverted you are>>social status>body>personality
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>>26084450
Everyone look at this fat manlet and laugh
Lifting got me a petite qt gf that lets me dominate her in bed, but hey it's just a myth right ? Haha, they're also probably looking at my muscles in disgust at the beach right ?
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It's not just because of his shoulders/pecs. She's reacting that way because he's talking about his dead mom in that shot, and expressing that sensitivity.

Chicks are weird.
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>>26084450
What can I say for women that I cant for men is that women are pretty good at keeping their powerlevel secret.

They have hive mind brain to never tell anybody exactly what they like, want or need.
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>>26084485
Get off my board you fucking faggot normalfag
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>>26084485
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/jymyXhzHq1Herrvf6dCMpg/
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>>26084439
you realize nobody from here is ever going to look like that right

that requires a decade of lifting and like 50 grand worth of steroids throughout that time
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>>26084439
You could have posted this instead desu senpai
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>>26084536
>whitecucks will never experience this
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>>26084495
>buzzwords
>muh muscles
>muh sub gf
Are submissive gfs a meme now?
They're mentioned all around 4chan
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>>26084504
>She's reacting that way because he's talking about his dead mom in that shot, and expressing that sensitivity.
So acting like a little bitch is a turnon to women now?

that's new
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>>26084588
Stay mad kiddo
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>>26084622

He is a hulking mass of muscles with a soft side. Nothing gets a girl more horny
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>>26084562
Bullshit, the white guy in the OP's post experienced it.

Why are you lying, libcuck? Take your lies back to tumblr.
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>>26084439
What's the sauce? Girl was eyeing me down in the gym yesterday. Not sure if she was disgusted or aroused..
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>>26084638
>le he is le mad
>i am le better person than you because i pick things up and put them down

i lift too but im not a douchebag about it

you're the reason people hate "gymbrahs"
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>>26084518
everytime lifting is brought here there's always a fat slob who will spout any excuses and fake reasons possible in order to justify that they doesn't even have the motivation to lift. Nobody cares if you're not lifting anon, but don't try to discourage other only because you want everyone to fail at life with you. You're acting like a tumblrina desu.
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>>26084659
It was fake and/or she was obviously paid to do it.
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>>26084439

>wanting to attract female chads
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>>26084536
She's just looking down a bit. There happens to be an ass. Now, what do ya know?
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>>26084706
are you really being this delusional?

are you going to tell me that the op's guy in the pic body is attainable with a few years of lifting and eating?

if that's what you're going to do then get the fuck out, you're embarrassing yourself and have no idea what you're talking about

steroids fuck shit up so bad, you have so many people usingthem who lie and say they dont use that it skews the realistic goals of people. you have people thinking if they just lift and eat more they'll look like zyzz and that's just not the way it works
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Because of this m8.
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>>26084439
>implying that physique can be gained through hard work lifting weights without steroids
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>>26084763
Intriguing exclusively self referential information there, tripfag. Thanks
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>>26084450
t.skeleton
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>>26084439
why does her hand look like she's wanking
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>>26084450
I'm afraid this is bs
Girls gave me 100 times more attention after I started showing muscle and I'm not even lean and aesthetic. Unfortunately I'm autistic so I can't do anything after that point.
But there are some girls that aren't into it, usually hipster or scene/dark types. Asians really enjoy it though.
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>>26084622
Mark mason says that honesty makes women attracted to you, but he also says that you need to make your life geared towards pussy.
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>>26084753
You're half right. Lifting without juicing will never get you looking like OPs pic no mater how many years you put it. However, with lets say 1-2 years of hard work you can look visually appealing to ~98% of Stacys (body wise).

Also, roids dont fuck your shit up if you're not a retard and do them safely with a proper on-cycle support and post cycle treatments. Most guys get fucked up because they have no idea what they're doing and run shit some guy probably made in a toilet thats total bunk, didn't use anything to support his endocrine system while on cycle, and took no post cycle hormone therapy treatments to re-adjust his hormones.

Don't be a dip shit and you'll be fine.
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Because i don't want to go to a gym and be "that loser" who everyone will laugh about.
Call it paranoia if you will but i've seen enough posts on the internet to know that you will be made fun of if you're an ugly disgusting non-normie.
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>>26084766
this

getting fit is a fucking scam dont listen to op the jew
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>>26084818

Roids fuck your hair up
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>>26084659
Dude, don't get so triggered about it. Holy crap

If it bothers you, just remember to make a post about holocaust exposure sometime in the future
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>>26084834
Wow, I didn't know Sschwarzenegger, Stallone Lundgren, and every other 80s action star we're all natty lifters. The only 80s action star to not juice is Bruce Willis and we all know he's still rocking a great head of hair.
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>>26084818
i wasnt saying they necessarily fuck YOU up every time, im saying they fuck up societys perception of what is attainable by lifting

you'll have some faggot who is running test and dbol lying out his ass saying hes natural, and then the girls see him and look at some natty guy who, in comparison, just looks like a skinny dude and they say "he isnt as buff as chad he should work out more"


i already have fucking body dysmorphia and wont be happy with myself until i look like a mini hulk. ive been lifting for 3 years naturally since i was 15 and i still look pretty shit, like a powerlifter's body. when i reach my 20s i plan to get on the sauce and break 200 lbs shredded lean. that is at 5'8
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>>26084439
>Implying having to deal with a relationship will make your existence easier to deal with when you're at the point of posting on R9K
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>>26084879
I'll give you that. Shit's truth f a m.
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Oh shit did my post disappear?
Maybe Triggered some one upstairs...

I take up lifting as a hobby, getting women is a consequence, zyzz stressed this heavily.
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>>26084933
Your other shitty post vanished too

Anybody know how you filter tripfags?
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>>26084932
you do realise zyzz had plastic surgery that costs thousands right? fuarking shills thinking it was lifting that made him a slayer lmao gymcells when will they learn
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>>26084964
>duuuh these shitty excuses explain why i'm a complete failure and nobody should ever try bcauz it will fail and now lemme throw a random meme so you can see i'm part of muh sekret klub

that's all i read here sempai
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>>26084964
I'm not talking about Zyzz. I know from my own person experience that during my first few years of College when I would talk to girls just for shit like partnering on a group project they would make a big deal and complain to the professor so they wouldn't even have to work with me on a fucking group project. After a few years of lifting by my senior years, I could score with 8/10 girls at parties no problem. Fast forward several years of lifting and girls literally stop me on the street to flirt with me. I've had a qt in London stop me on the street to take a picture with me because she was sure I was a model.

I know some robot is gonna say "ITS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GOOD FACE!" But that doesn't explain why before I started lifting girls would go out of their way to shit on me. I haven't had any plastic surgery and my face looks more or less the same. I wasn't even fat before I started lifting, just thin.
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>>26084964
And he still had a jewnose the size of Israel.
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>>26085051
Go take some Johns in the shower flower-boy
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>>26085051
try what? he had plastic surgery and took steroids. what he achieved is literally impossible to achieve if you dont have money for surgery
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>>26085052

how about you post pictures of girls you slayed or your face?

pics or didn't happen faggot
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>>26085073

Go back to eating Cheetos and masturbating to Chinese cartoons you fat fuck
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>>26084818
>>26084878
>>26084932
>>26085052
>tripfag
>wanna-be Chad
>posting on r9k
Remove yorself please
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>>26084843

Don't post something and then get defensive when people call you out on it. Either stand up for your opinions or don't say anything, you weak piece of shit.

And what does the Holocaust have to do with this discussion? Nothing.
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>>26085052
you are lying or delusional. models dont lift you fucktard.
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>>26085117
>everyone who disaggres with me is a fat fuck
I did leg raises and pushups, tomorrow i'll do some squats and bridges.
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>>26085095
Sure familia, I'm the contractor that some anons call the "fucked girls of every race" guy. I had posted on /r9k/ like a year and a half ago with a trip but haven't used it since, decided to turn it back on for this thread to really max out my shit posting potential.
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>>26085139
>trying this hard to stir shit up over nothing

>implying jews have nothing to do with all the white male humiliation interracial shit

Don't hate the blacks or muslims. They're pawns being used to distract you. Don't fight the dog. Fight the one holding the dog's leash.
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>>26085179
>some anons call the "fucked girls of every race" guy

You mean, nobody calls you that, and you imagine that other people call you that because you're a faggot, attention whoring tripfag?
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didn't she really need to shit or something?
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>>26085243
I seen some "robots" sucking up to these kind of posters all the time
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>>26085243
>claims to be a chad
>knows what r9k is
>brags about having sex(actual chads never do this because to them its just a normal occurance)
>brags about being handsome(again, a big no no for chads)
>shills about lifting(chad doesn't even lift that often lmao, he spends like 3 hours a week at the gym because he has no reason to lift)

conclusion: not a chad
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>>26084818
2 years is no where near enough if you are a fat fuck
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>>26085179

How is this fatty 8/10?

for example this is 8/10 i slayed , ayy lmao blown the fuck out confirmed for delusional
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>>26085326
this

maybe 2 years if you start from skelly mode

if you start fat, you have a mandatory 6-18 months tacked onto your journey just losing the fat.
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>>26085243
Nah, there was some thread about traveling to Asia for sex a few nights ago and some anon was kept saying he was sure that I was "the uncut guy who fucked girls from every race" and I was trying to tell him that I'm an American and therefore cut. Also, never fucked a full 100% black girl, just a mulatto one time.

Also, pic related shows why you lift. If Dolph Lundgren didn't lift he'd be Viggo Mortensen. Now both are good looking, and Viggo has a great chad face, but if both of them were at a party Dolph would have first pick of the top tier Stacys.

This shit took like 10 mins to make in MS paint btw.
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>>26084878
are you dumb willis might not of been juicing but he was a total dillitant about his hear fucking look up the movie last man standing. besides hes like what 70 and doing action movies hes roided the fuck up now
somehow you're seeming to think people willing to alter their body with chemicals wouldn't do the same with hair loss products? wtf
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>>26085179
>that fat

lmao u wut?

tat girl looks fucking hot

ive fucked girls far, far fatter than that

like leagues fatter

shes hot
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>>26085353
It took me closer to 5 or more years actually
>>26085364
hear hair fucking beer
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>>26085343
you will never be able to compensate for your small penis manlet.
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>>26085343
>Doesn't enjoy thick girls with GOAT ass and titties.

Gee, what's it like to be a fag who enjoys fucking men?

Pic related is the same grill from the other picture, she's a literal fitness model. Take your 5/10 Dobby the house elf lookin bitch elsewhere.
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>>26085432
why not both?

>exclusively liking one body type
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>>26084439

Doesn't matter when you don't have the face, height and dong size for it.
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>>26085432
god damn how did it pan out that you hooked up with this piece of fine ass
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>>26084766
middle guy on the low part looks good as fuck
he should buy aviator glasses and grow his hair
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>>26085452
I've smashed skinny girls too, but I prefer full ass and legs. I don't mind the itty bitty titty thing, as long as the girls got thick thighs and a full ass.
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>>26085432

ayy lmao can't even show the trainwreck of her face?

what a delusional tripfag
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>>26085452
>>exclusively liking one body type
an idea spawned from zero experience
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>lifting for women
pathetic, lift for yourself
I lift because I dream of attaining bearmode
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>>26085363
omfg you're totally retarded dolph went to college for chemistry, you ever think maybe hey maybe injecting fucking steroids is related to chemistry?
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>>26085475
and thats also the one out of the bunch that's guaranteed on steroids

gee, whaddya know
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>>26084766
lifting doesn't mean becoming a tryhard gym rat
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>>26085485
I completely believe you smashed that asian chick, yea sure, awesome bro
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>>26085528

that's a man baby , he literally brags about smashing tranny ayy lmao lifting turns you into a huge faggot
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>>26085467
She was a ftiness model ( for like magazines and fitness expos) that was working as some kind of booth babe / promoter at a fitness expo I was checking out with my brother. He was invited to speak at some panel for MMA shit, so I went with him and met her there. I was in NYC for a few weeks and ended up ditching my hotel to chill with her and her roommate at their apartment towards the end of my trip.
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>>26085518
doesn't matter as long he doesn't have a stroke
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>>26085561
How can you have the nerve to come here with that fucking trip id?
Do you have any love for your life?
You are fucked nigga
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>>26085573
proves that as an inferior male you cant look like chad without external, chemical help

ottermode/athletic doesnt cut it for guys without the chad face, there has to be an intimidating size element for it to work, like turn into a gruff brute
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>>26085610
hey take it easy mommy might see if he tries to humble brag on facebook
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>>26085528
>>26085557
Man you guys are salty, just start lifting and you wont have to resort to jerking off to cartoons on a Mongolian cooking forum.

>>26085516
>You have to be a chemist to take steroids.

Back when I was cycling I went to a sports medicine doctor twice a month. Just find a doctor who's cool with it and it's smooth sailing from there if you've got a good job with good insurance.

>>26085610
Because you'll never sunder the thunder.
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I worked out for two years religiously and got fit and cut. It literally made no difference in how girls reacted to me. I was just as invisible as always.
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>>26085657
git gud, i'm a fatass that gets the occasional girl
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>>26085655

so you brag about smashing 8/10 on the regular , and all you have posted is one thick chick with no face , a tranny and 6/10 asian chick face AND absolutely no picture of yourself with them?

ayy lmao what a sad life to be this delusional
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>>26085655
I'm trained in gorilla warfare
You're dead kiddo
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>>26085655
oh look hes cycled

obviously you will hae an advantage over people who dont have the access and funds for that stuff

dont act like we can get to your level because without steroids we cant, i dont care if you "dont cycle anymore" etc just the fact that you used to gives you a size edge

lifting is a completely different ball game with gear and it cannot be compared to completely ungeared lifters
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>>26084879
>200 at 5'8"
Let's hope you also get a little taller in your 20's too
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>>26085723
i dont really care whether i do or dont

ill rock the brute gorilla look
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>>26085488
Why would I post the face of anyone I actually care about on 4chan? In a shit posting thread on /r9k/? The girl in those pics was actually decent, gave me a place to stay in NYC which saved me a few thousand dollars over the course of my trip there. Not gonna turn around and put her face here. I don't mind dumping the face of girls I pumped and dumped off tinder, but fuck posting anyone of consequence.

Your girl's got a 6.5/10 face with a 4/10 body. That's totally middle of the road. She's got an above average blonde face, and a semi-below average white girl body.
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>>26085655
how do i roids?
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why lifting if I'll never marry cara delevingne?
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>>26085744

>being this butthurt

ayy lmao just take an L and move on from this trip
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>>26085736
I like the attitude and it's going keep you miles ahead of skinnyfat 6'0"+ people who say lifting is a meme
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>>26085744
>roiding

lol enjoy living till 50
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>>26085821
i figure being short and strong as a crouched gorilla is better than being short and pathetically weak and narrow

something is better than nothing. anything is better than what i was
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>>26085840
how can life be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>26084485
You have skinny malnurished abs, you look weak as fuck. Wouldn't hurt you to pick up a weight every once in a while
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>>26085709
I can do a full dump if you want. I'm not gonna post my own face because I'm not a retard. Go ahead and reverse image search all my photos. I'll start posting some more with girlls posing with my guns / gear as its usually the only time I'll take photos of girls I fuck. In non-autist land it's pretty creepy to take mid-fuck session glory shots with girls you just met, tends to send them running. So usually at some point in the night they'll see some of my equipment and want to try it on, that's when I take photos and how you'll know these shots are all from me. Cause there aren't many people on /r9k/ who post pics of naked grills with guns and body armor.

>>26085714
I've got 6 years in the SOF community and 3 years working in the private sector, get at me kiddo. I eat SEALs for breakfast.

>>26085718
I'm not here to say I'm better than anyone, I'm here to say that lifting (and if you come to that point where you reach your natural plateau and want to trade in your natty card for more progression), that it WILL IMPROVE your life.

Pic related is for those of you who like slimmer girls.
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>>26085891
did you immediately start roiding or was there a time where you were natty?

and if so, during that time did you notice a difference in grill behavior towards you at all?
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>>26085891
would it be a bad isea to take steroids if i abused drugs and alcohol as a teen?

like would my liver/etc be able to handle it?
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>>26085782
You're the one who keeps posting more and more photos of the same girl, trying to force your 5/10. I've moved on f a m. Try posting some different girls, maybe you'll hit a true 6/10 or maybe even a 7/10!
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>>26085891
I have 10 years in Krav Maga and I was from SAS
suck my dick
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>>26084439
I do loft. But ss made me a trex ao girls look at me like im a freak.
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>>26085891
>Brah just devote your life to lifting brah just pay your gym membership and drink you protein brah
>just look at me now i spend my time bragging about the bitches that wanna fuck me on r9k
Why are you wastimn your time here writing the same old bullshit?
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>>26086021
>not going battletoad mode

Normies beware
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>>26085932
No, I started working out (totally natty, not even whey) my Junior year in college and I would say after about 8 months I started to see some changes, girls were more receptive to casual conversation. I started to eat better sometime during that 8 months, adding whey and protein shakes into the mix, but no roids. I didn't score with a girl until the last quarter of my Senior year, and after that I probably hooked up with like 20 girls in that quarter alone. After that I spent my summer getting more /fit/ (mostly body weight training and cardio) to get ready for the military because I had decided that's what I really wanted to do at that point. I didn't start cycling until about a year and a half into my military career, I got turned onto it by my team leader after I made it into the community.

>>26085979
I wouldn't, roids CAN be safe if used with caution, but it's serious shit. I didn't even really drink aside from a few shots at parties on the weekends once I started. I was always pretty straight edge. I would say it depends on the drugs you took, and what those drugs affect. Roids can stress your heart during the months your taking them (it goes away as soon as you stop and in between cycles), but the big thing with juicing is how it impacts your endocrine system. It's gonna totally change up your hormones, so if you're gonna seriously do it I would see a doctor first.
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>>26086058
I haven't been to a gym in over a year. I have a home gym set up and just workout from home. I have plenty of free time since I basically only work for 6-8 months out of the year and just vacation the rest.

>>26085998
Damn bro, you must be hardcore. WHATS THE COLOR OF THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD?!
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If this qt cant get laid and he squats 400lbs for warm ups at 180lbs
http://youtu.be/JfuhMRGRa4M
Then why even try?
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>>26084511
They don't know what the fuck they want.

They're capricious, mercurial beasts that cling to the nearest alpha in sight.

The media tells them to look for Johnny Depp, yet they're biological concerns tell them to look for a provider.
They're confused broads. Who cares what they want anyway.
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>>26084439
I saw that interview in OP's pic
The way she is acting is because she actually knows him and is friends with him and his wife, who is standing right next to her, outside the frame.
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>>26085655
>Back when I was cycling I went to a sports medicine doctor twice a month. Just find a doctor who's cool with it and it's smooth sailing from there if you've got a good job with good insurance.
Yeah not what I was implying there guy. I give zero fucks about acquiring that shit, I won't lie and say it's not tempting. But when you come up here saying someone like lundgren is fucking natty and the only difference between his pysique and mortinsens is lifting a few weights no matter how fucking extreme you get about that regiment I'm going to call you on that bullshit. Anyway I'm done with this shit you're a trust fund baby.
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>>26086260
Can you intoreading comprehension? I said in an earlier post that Dolph was juicing. I was saying that Dolph was lifting and roiding, and was better looking the Viggo who probably just casually works out once in a while.

Also, I grew up in a legit ghetto in NYC. Everything I am and everything I have to show is because God made it possible, and then I met him half way. My parents were the best, but no one on this Earth ever handed me shit.
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>>26086320
I should say are the best, since they're still alive. Anyways, last pic. If you guys are happy with your lives then that's great, but if you're looking for more than what you've got right now then it's on you to make it happen.
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>>26086141
>I haven't been to a gym in over a year. I have a home gym set up and just workout from home. I have plenty of free time since I basically only work for 6-8 months out of the year and just vacation the rest.
Fucking richcunts bragging about traveling and getting laid, yeah no fucking wonder you get laid you loaded bastard.
Who the fuck you think you are to give "advice"
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>>26086101
I want your help Chad, I am also thin like you were, what routine did you do? I am doing Greyskull LP right now did SL5X5 before
Do you have any tips on how to manage to eat more and enough everyday to gain weight? Also do supplements like protein powder have the side effects of going bald, gyno and turning back thin really quick if you stop for a short period of time?
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>>26084766
Just get the one in the shower bald and you're good to go
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Nice minuscule gains faggot, you might fool all the robots but you aint foolin the Dick Duchess
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>fat, cant bench 20kg, no jawline
>start lifting, doing ss
>months later become strongfat
>sweet jawline
>can take jacket off in public without embarrassment

the attention from girls is noticeable, they wont actually approach me and talk but i get a glance or smile here and there and if i sit next to a qt on the bus she'll adjust her hair and shift about a bit and look at me every few mins. I seen a qt mirin in a shop window reflection today as well. Its worth lifting for the ego massage.
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>>26086414
I'm not "rich", but I do do well. The reason I can pull $250k in 6 months is because I've invested in a skill set that makes me worth that much money. You could build life skills too if you weren't too busy being a lazy whiner on /r9gay/. You got more in common with the land whales on Tumblr than anyone, you should go there.

>>26086424
I started with the basic compound movements (bench, squat, DL), then I moved onto a more muscle group specific workout program (having a whole days dedicated to arms that I split into heavy bi/tri). I Would recommend doing each exercise for 4 sets, 7 rep with max weight for that rep number and 1 min rest between sets. Use this for most of your muscle building workouts. focus on muscle isolation and actually feeling the muscle your trying to build do the work as you do the exercise. A common mistake that I made when first starting was to focus on rep numbers and weight, but you really need to feel the burn in that muscle group youre trying to hit. So if you're working back but only feel your biceps, you need to re-evaluate your form. Protein will never make you go bald or develop gyno, all that stuff comes sudden fluctuations in your hormones after doing actual steroids. Start natty, if you decide to juice do it once you've reached your natural plateau. I never used anything other than whey protein powder until I had already been consistently lifting for 4 years.
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>>26086605
Yeah, keep on shaming me, you sure are showing me how superior yoy are
>life skills
Good platitude brah

>You could build life skills too if you weren't too busy being a lazy whiner on /r9gay/.
Good assumptions there faggot, i'm studying plus i work out in my room
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>>26086320
>Can you intoreading comprehension?
I already said I cracked open the beer shit
>>26086397
>. If you guys are happy with your lives then that's great
Complacency kills.
Just don't fucking lie to the bots about what's possible natty vs steroid. People like you and I already choose our path.
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>lifting
>without taking an absolute minimum of 2grams of steroids a week

Hope you like looking like peewee herman.
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>>26086744
That left guy is definitely on creatine.
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>>26086572
This is super true. I notice girls eye's staying on me longer when they look at me. Maybe I'm imagining it but w/e.
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>>26084669
That clip he is talking about his mom, she is not reacting to his muscles. She is most likely reacting to the fact he's such an alpha male but still cares enough to praise his mom after winning.

Chicks dig confidence, he's confident. He clearly didn't give a fuck what everyone though.
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>>26084494
Great. I'm fucked in every possible way, then.
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>>26086605
>guys just lift and you'll be just as happy as i am
Lifting won't give money to travel the world or give me the "life skills" needed to live a comfy life
Why do you thonk that doing "UNRELATED ACTIVITY" would improve my situation?
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>>26086819

na man, he just eats 12 meals a day and lifts at least 2 hours a day.
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>>26085198
>niggers dindunuffin it's the j00z!
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>>26084450
>girls really don;t like muscles that much

Bull. Shit.

Girls tell themselves they don't like muscles. They look at pictures of effeminate girlymen and think 'oh, he's s so cute!', but when they actually meet guys like that in the flesh, their cunts dry up in an instant.

I've never seen a ripped dude in his 20's who wasn't swimming in pussy.

Wanna know how many skinny dudes in their 20's I've seen who've never had a woman so much as speak to them? Thousands. Too many to even count.

God, even in fucking FEMDOM fetish communities, do you know who the 'dominant' mistresses think make the hottest slaves? The muscular fucking giants who could throw them across a room with one hand. Seen it time and time again.

>>26084494
Shut your mouth, whore.

You might honestly believe what your saying, but if some muscled adonis were stood infront of you, you'd be painting a snail trail all the way back to his apartment.
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>>26084450
This is true, don't buy into the /fit/ meme.

Face and height are the most important physical characteristics.

As long as you're tall and attractive you should have no trouble attracting women as long as you're not a fat-ass and in decent physical shape. Have a healthy diet, limit the amount of junk food you eat, and exercise about an hour each day doing cardio or lifting weights.
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>>26087189

like how girls say they want a quiet, shy, introvert /fa/ etc bf when in actual fact they want a thick/ muscular, extroverted, exiting and well kempt bf
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>>26087311

>tfw 6"1 strongfat
>on fairly crowded train platform
>look around
>about a tenth of people on the platform are my height or above, even one or two girls
>tall guy comes on platform
>really fucking tall
>about 7'3" tall
>glance at him as he walk past
>see hes already looking at me with a slightly annoyed look on his face
>hes quite good looking, a bit hipster and spooky skeleton but good face

I'm not sure how i feel about this, he made me feel like a manlet but what did he think of me? Was he jealous that i'm more sensibly proportioned? girls didnt seem to look at him or 'mire as he walked past. If i was him id eat big and lift big and become a man mountain, not be a 7 foot spooky skeleton
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I was a kv until 2 years ago, I started lifting 3 years ago, take of it what you will
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FUCK OFF FROM MY BOARD SINBAAAAAAAAAD THE CHAAAAAAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26087311

This is complete bullshit, half of my friends from college fit that criteria and they were virgins
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>>26085744
>Your girl's got a 6.5/10 face with a 4/10 body.
>posts a 5/10 in the same post
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>faggot /fit/izens homos actually trying to argue that their muscles are as attractive as height and being extroverted
lmfao
No wonder /fit/ is just the gayer, better in shape version of /r9k/.
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>>26087873
Then it's their fault really.

I have a friend who's about 6'2 and skinnyfat. Every time we go out to the bar there's always at least one decent looking girl hitting on him.
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>>26085052
brev i'm t. skellingtong but you are correct, stop arguing with these neckbeards on r9k about it tho it isn't healthy
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>>26085655
Damn is Reina one of the top tier names or what?
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>>26084439
Because Stacey Thompson already has bigger muscles than everyone in this thread.
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girls dont care about guys who lift

only other guys will ever notice and care about if you lift or not
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>>26084494
personality is part of how exciting and extroverted you are
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>>26089310
this senpai!

lifting makes you look like a douchebag
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>>26089620

Show me one Chad who isn't buff
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>>26084439
flex lewis looks like shit in the offseason though. fat as fuck and has that shitty british accent
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>>26089310
This. I've seen no difference between how often chubby guys or how often fit guys get laid. Skinny guys are usually autistic or stupid, so it probably wouldn't mean anything to them to gain muscle either. Anyway girls care more about confidence.
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>>26085363
i fucking hate tripfaggots like you. get teh fuck out
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