ITT: Little things you invented to make your day easier

>>26078008

please terminate your life.

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>>26078008
i can imagine op pulling this thing out in public and getting ousted as a complete weirdo. the audacity to make something so autistic and pointless then come online and brag about it is mind boggling - albeit really funny at the same time.

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>>26078090
/r/ing the story of Minty Dave

>>26078062
>>26078090
>>26078113
>normos on my /r9k/

>>26078062
>>26078090
What exactly is wrong with this? It looks pretty useful and takes about 2 minutes to make.

>>26078113
>minty dave
It was Mark the Mint Man and his father Doublemint Dave.

>needing four different flavored mints
op... are you an addict?

>>26078188
Its not even 4 flavors of gum, 3 tins of fruit trio and 1 peppermint.
>>26078008
How can you lose them in your bag to begin with? What kind of hobo backpack are you carrying?

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>>26078186
Okay, you're right. Got the screencap?

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I once met this very autistic gay Asian dude who would always bring his own specific favorite brand of instant coffee with him, International Foods Flavored Coffee. He would have about 6 cans of diff flavors on him at all times, but the weird part is, he would carry the tins in a specially made leather belt/holster thing around his waist. It looked dumb as fuck, and I think he went everywhere wearing it.

>>26078008
>bag

Tits or gtfo

>>26078296
google it yourself, anon. There are plentiful screenshots floating around.

I invented a way to get a thin layer of refreshing slush on the top of my coke poured out of a 2-liter, but I'm not sharing the secret here, there are Jews about.

>>26078303
joke is on you, he will always have his favorite coffee anywhere he goes.

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>>26078062
>>26078090
>>26078269
>>26078312

Just finished the rest of my mints in the shower. Now I use it to hold my pens. This thing really is based.

>>26078008
>I taped 4 tins of mints together
>Stops me losing the individual tins
I tape 4 bottles of beer together. Not only stops me from losing them but helps me keep focused on the important goal of every night, which is to get drunk and forget that I hate myself.

As soon as I finish the last one, I tape four more together. If I'm feeling tired I tape them to my mouth so that if I pass out I won't stop drinking.

>>26079003
Be careful m8 my little brother died that way

>>26079003
I mainline vodka, gets me drunk af and I'm working on getting an IV so I can have a constant drip.

>>26078008
>>26078586
Sweet lifehack. I could really go for a shower mint right now.

>>26078375
oh pretty please with a cherry on top you know i need my refreshing sodie pop

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>>26078586
Fucking spectacular. Your enthusiasm brings me joy.

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>>26078586
>Now I use it to hold my pens.
read that as penis

>>26078481
no, he'd need to carry a coffee machine around to do that dummy

>>26078303
That's real autism senpai, not spaghetti autism. Need to be nice to those people, the world is a fucking nightmare for most of them.

>>26078008
Fill them full a homemade ANFO mix and make a remote detonator from a cheap cellphone

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