Daily reminder to brush your teeth morning and night.

>>26077404
its really not even necessary if you don't eat sugar and acidic foods.

Could you remind me every morning and night?

>>26077404
thanks, anon. I don't want these yellow teeth anymore.

I only brush every night, every dentist appointment has been great for years. But I do keep a good diet with no candy and junk.

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>>26077433
Sure thing Mouthrot.

I scratch the plaque off with my fingernails
It's a subconscious urge, I'll catch myself doing it without realizing it
My mind has adapted to my brushless lifestyle

I find it hilarious that people on /r9k/ think brushing their teeth some makes them unique or special or something.

I was a high-school drop out and I went to a local college to get my GED. There was actually many 3rd-world immigrants that were there to get there GED as well. The college actually had a class specifically for the immigrants that would teach them personal hygiene. I remember sitting outside one of those classes one day and over-hearing what they were being taught. They were literally telling them how often they should brush their teeth, that they should use deodorant, shower twice a day etc.

>>26077404
Too late for me senpai
>13 cavities
I'll let the rest of these jagged niggers fall out of my mouth then get a set of dentures.

>>26077404
>tfw only brushed a few times a week throughout highschool
I brush my teeth twice a day now but the damage is done

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>>26077404
>brushing your teeth right before breakfast

>>26077555
>smoke and drink a liter of soda almost every day
>Only brush my teeth when it seems like fun while high, 1 - 5 times a month
I'd be panicking pretty hard if I planned on living more than a couple years.

>>26077561
>eating breakfast

fat cunt

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thanks mom, love you

Good looking out, I almost forgot.

Floss those sluts while you're at it, rotting food in your mouth is grosssss

>>26077490
>shower twice a day
I thought it was once a day? OH FUCK

>>26077404
thanks, will do right now and in 7 hours when i wake up to get fired

>answering call from boss
>hello anon, shit you fucked up this time, im sorry i can't help
>i know man, how bad?
>H.R wants to fire your ass
>k, bye

i feel him shaking his head on the other side of the phone tho

>>26077490
>shower twice a day
pls

I brush daily each morning. never do it a second time at night. i think i've got pretty decent teeth anyway 2bh

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>>26077404
I am already brushing my teeth but it still yellow
reeeee

>>26077672
>not eating breakfast
ISHYGDDT

>>26077404
I've not brushed my teeth for the last two weeks.

My gums hurt and my teeth feel weird with all the plaque.

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>tfw I haven't brushed my teeth in like 5years
heh guess better late than never right?

>>26077404
I only brush in the evening because I don't eat anything for the first 4-6 hours after I wake up

>>26080710
>needing to eat breakfast
how are those shit genetics going son

If you read this you have to go drink a glass of water.

>>26080741
unless you intend to suicide, then brush those fucking teeth nigga

>>26081888
>shit genetics
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2824987.stm

I brush my teeth every morning but its hard to do so at night. For some reason i just HATE brushing my teeth, it seriously makes me extremely annoyed that I have to do it. I dont really know why.

>>26077404
Thanks, OP. Will do now.

I was a lazy kid and my teeth are yellow as a result. I have good routine now but they still have are somewhat yellow, what's the safest and cheapest way to fix it? If only temporary