>Too sick for school? Too sick for video games!!

but mom those two thins require completely different levels of vitalityyyyyyyyy

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This literally triggered me

Joke's on my mom tho, I dropped out of high school and play vidya 24/7 now.

Yeah it'd be absolutely terrible if you were contagious and made your video games get sick.

>>26075708
When I was actually sick I was too sick for video games though. Even watching tv made me dizzy.

My mom never pulled this shit
This lead to me staying home and playing video games a lot
I wonder if it conditioned me for my current NEETness.

>>26075750
Me too. Mom failed in the end. Thanks a lot mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUgLN6vDnA

Fucking whore

>>26075708
This is why i became a chronic masturbator. What's she gonna do, take my wang?

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>>26075881
>What's she gonna do, take my wang?
plenty of options

Does that mean if I were to tell my mom I'm too sick for video games, she would also have to accept that I'm too sick for school?

>>26075786
This
>tfw 50% attendance rate iirc

>>26075750
Actually, You're the butt of everyone's joke. You're literally a joke.

>WHAT IS THIS ROBOT9001
>NO MY SON WILL NOT BE A SCHOOL SHOOTER
>GET IN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN

>>26075724
Have you seen his porno? It's a real fail imo. He has a small half flaccid dicklet. I just thought you'd like to know.

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>>26075708
>be watching tv or on pc
>turn on vidya for ten minutes
>ANON YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING YOUR NINTENDO ALL DAY GET OFF

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>>26075881
Your foreskin was just a warning. She'll take the whole thing if you piss her off enough.

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>ANON STOP PLAYING GAMES IN YOUR ROOM ALL THE TIME, COME DOWN AND BE SOCIAL WITH THE FAMILY
>sit down in living room
>try to start up a conversation
>SSH, I'M TRYING TO WATCH LAW AND ORDER

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>>26075881
>>26076617
These posts made my night, thanks for the laugh anons
please be original

>ONLY TWO HOURS OF TV OR COMPUTER PER DAY

Now I spend 16+ hours a day in front of the computer
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, WHORE!? THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT

My parents would take the power leads/cords to work whenever I'd pull a sickie back in school.


Jokes on them - I had back up power leads hidden away.

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>YOU'VE BEEN IN YOUR ROOM ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY

Well you've been on the couch watching TV all day, what of it?

Every time I get a cold I get reminded of Spyro: Year of the Dragon.

My mom was cool.

>>26077254
Same, that exact game.

I remember I ordered all 3 of them in like 2007 from ebay because I lost my old ones and pretended to be sick for a week to beat them all.

>>26077254
>>26077307

Fucking same game for me. Weird coincidence

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>>26076493
{Bernie 2016 ;)} {Bernie 2020 ;)}

>>26076493

Well I have no responsibilities and play vidya whenever I want while others prepared for a life of wagecuckery. I'll be conscripted in 2 years so I'll just kill myself the moment they hand me a loaded gun anyway.

>>26077254
greatest video game ever as far as I'm concerned.

Haven't played any new games for 10+ years, unless we count The Sims series.

>>26077200
>>26076576
these every time

>sick at home
>watching tv for 5+ hours, have everything that comes on as its the mid day trash shows
>turn on vidya for 30 mins

YOUVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES THE WHOLE DAY YOU NEED REST

>>26076657
This happens with my mom all the time and I fucking hate it.

>>26076576
AHHHHH TRIGGERED

>>26076657
This light humor I like

>>26076657
>ANON YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH US
>go there
>[INTERROGATE ABOUT LIFE]