What did you want to be when you were a kid? What are you now?

>>26071778
Majoring in becoming a Pokemon Master is going pretty well so far OP

When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a pilot, but I have terrible eyesight and coordination. The rest of the time as a kid I wanted to be a doctor. Now I'm a NEET.

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>Wanted to be RAF Harrier pilot

>TFW unemployed, homeless, scizophrenic.

>>26071778
I changed my mind on what I wanted to be every 5 minutes when I was a kid.

Right now I'm a NEET who failed college and I still don't know what to do with my life.

i wanted to be a cop.

I'm now a software developer.

Wanted to be a pilot. I'm an aircraft refueler, planning on Gettin my license some day

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>>26071778

I just wanted to help people

I'm not sure what I wanted, when I was really young I firstly wanted to be a power ranger, then later on I wanted to do stuff with games.

I'm not sure if I was more into the concept of running a game store or designing them but I specifically remember planning to sell games for a dollar less than everyone else to get all the biznez..

>>26071778
>Demolition Expert
>Pilot
>Army EOD
>Mechanical Engineer

Now I am going into networking and information security.

>>26071907
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MEME

>>26071978
Harold Shipman
idunno what he did

>guy who designs the sets for LEGO
>fry cook

>>26071778
No idea

Medical Device Design Engineer in the midwest... 600 miles from home.

Things turned out ok I guess

Marine

In college

>>26071778
1. Something.
2. Nothing.

>archeologist
>college going to computer science
I want to work in a nice indoor place and use a keyboard. Then get enough to buy a $140 life sized hentai mousepad without worry

>>26071778
Therapist
Artist
haha kill me

>>26071778
Wanted to be an artist as a kid
Also a vet, a teacher, an archaeologist

Was a teacher for a while, now I'm a higher ed administrator

Kinda boring but not bad

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>>26071778
>What did you want to be when you were a kid?
Nothing.
>What are you now?
Nothing.

>>26071778
A NEET
Engineer and entrepreneur

Deleted last post because of the tripcode
I don't know, I always wanted to be something new every year
I'm a musician now, but I'm planning to off myself once I make a few albums (I've only released an EP). I don't know how long I can force myself to live but I'm trying

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>>26071890
>>26071943

Same here. I wanted to be a pilot too.

Sort of unsettling how many of us wanted to be pilots.

I'm currently a pool lifeguard. It's easy and stress free, but Im poor, no gf, khv live with my parents, and I cant seem to get a better job with my worthless BA degree..

Truck driver, I now drive trucks, it's the perfect job for robots

>>26071778
>Wanted to dig trenches!

>Not wwi so here I am doing nothing!

>>26074275
It sounds good

>>26074275
Bro I've been looking into truck driving. It might be the closest thing to a dream job for me. Problem is, Im only 20 and have $0 to my name. I don't even have a regular drivers license yet. So how do I get my cdl? Is there a place that will teach me for free and then hire me?

>>26071778
McDonald's worker, for unlimited use of the ice on machine

Cashier/merchandiser for Shoppers Drug Mart. Not far off

>>26074368
Ice on. = ice cream

>>26071778
Footballer.

Neet.

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>rockstar
>NEET
fuck

I wanted to be a rabbit that could shape shift into a space ship. I am still disappointed in myself.

>>26071778
I wanted to fight evil and save the world.
Currently fighting evil to save the world.

>a pokemon master

>a pokemon master

>Hurrdurr Im gunna start the revolution XD
>Retail worker at Rite Aid pretending to be happy when every is deservingly condescending to me

> cool

> autistic and uncomfortable to be around

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>>26071778
An astronaut, or maybe a pilot.

I'm a welder now, I don't complain about it, it's kinda fun, and the pay is good.

>>26074338
I'm guessing your in the states, I'm in the UK, some places will take apprentices here, so you could look in to that, but 12 hours a night, alone, and at 145 pounds a shift the money isn't bad either

I wanted to make video games.

But I quickly found out I didn't actually want to make games. I wanted to be the "ideas guy" and that being that kind of guy is useless, so I dropped that idea pretty quickly.

I'm a NEET now.

>>26072052
He was a Dr who helped euthanize elderly women but the normie media made him out to be le evil boogeyman xDD so he hung himself in prison.

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>>26071778
a soldier

now i want to be an artist, meanwhile im working towards a cs degree

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>>26075006
> letting children handle handguns
> ever

>What did you want to be when you were a kid?
happy

> What are you now?
depressed

I wanted to be a doctor, police officer or firefighter and help people but as an adult I understand that all normies are shit and deserve to die.

>>26071778
wanted to be an engineer cuz mummy told me it makes good money

make electronic music, dj, work shit resteraunt job, go to community college, play video games

I just want to quit my fucking job and work on music more

I wanted to be a video game designer and as a teenager a writer. Right now I want to be a NEET and wait for a miracle to happen that'll lead me to making something people like and remember me for and then kill myself or find a job that can suit a drug addiction and then kill myself.

>>26071778
A musician.

I wanted to play music. Ended up being first chair of my section in both middle school and high school (fuck yeah, low brass). I really enjoyed the teamwork aspect of every section working together to produce one idealized sound. My entire family just told me to give up being a musician or going to music school because its too difficult to earn a paycheck unless you are really good. This compounded with the fact that I "made too much noise" when I practiced meant that I actually didn't get to practice at all, but was just naturally adept at Tuba. I never realized that I actually did have talent at what I was doing at should have said "fuck it" and kept at it.

I still remember how to play my scales, but have nothing to play them on or anyone to play anything with.

>>26075113
i'm just gonna go with this guy's answer

>wanted to be a scientist
>am a slave (grad student)

>>26071778
Paleontologist or Pizza Delivery Driver.

Aspiring Artist, looking for other employment atm.

>I know you guys got that clever joke ready. You know the one. I'm gonna be nice and tell you, that if you post it, I will find out where you live, wait until you leave the house and take a huge buffalo chicken-induced doodoo on your living room floor.

Wanted to be a prison guard or a cop. Ended up a nurse. Probably for the best really.

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>>26071778
>Gundam pilot

Eyesight sucked too bad to be a real pilot became F-15 mechanic got to see pilots get in the closest thing to a mech.

I am now a tour guide and student

>navy seal
>navy seal
>still tfw no gf

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>>26071778
:/ feelsfrailman

I wanted to have friends

>>26074885

Same bruv.

My new ideal job would be in filmmaking but I have no idea where to start. I've enrolled on some free online courses that start soon but let's be honest, while I'll probably learn a few interesting things, it's not going to get me anywhere.

Wanted to become a electrician. But now im a plumber. God kill me. The money is good but crawling in a septic tank reminds me of the filth i am

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I was as aimless and unambitious as now back then, so I just answered one of the elementary school essays with wanting to be just a person.

I still failed, I guess.

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novelist
risk analyst

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I wanted to be an adventurer.
Now I'm a math major.
Kill me.

>>26071778

As a kid: Orthopedic Surgeon. What I am now: Neurologist.

A funny guy like Jim Carrey (I only knew of him from The Mask and Ace Ventura When Nature Calls)

Nothing.

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I wanted to be a pilot. Now I just wagecuck at a grocery store and will probably move up the ladder to a corporate cube farm position with the company.

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A great artist.

A third year Biological Sciences Major.

I should have just gone with the useless degree I wanted.

I could have drawn porn for Patreon bux.

>>26071778
>What did you want to be when you were a kid?
a neet

>What are you now?
a neet

>>26071778

Then
>Cartoonist
Now
>Environment artist/asset creation

Animation sucks balls

>>26071778
I wanted to be an orthodontist because they make a ton of money doing fuck all.

Now I'm a NEET because I realized that I'd do fuck all with money.

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>Professional wrestler
>Neet

astronomer / astrophysicist

engineer/analyst for government science agency. hate it as it almost amounts to data entry and everything is so mired in bureaucracy/unnecessary procedure I cannot stand it. Work is very unfulfilling and is sparse to begin with.

Can't really leave to go to grad school due to borderline crap grades, nor do I have much experience in fields I might like working in. Don't really know what I want at this point. Thinking of just leaving and doing volunteer work/peace corps type work somewhere.

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I always wanted to be the worlds greatest inventor.
>I would draw little sketches for concepts of new inventions in a memo book
>I would get magic 8 balls and shake them asking if I would be the worlds greatest inventor.
>I was going to make to make the world a better place...then I would rich and get lots of freinds and work with them to make more stuff while living in an advanced mansion I designed.
>Now I moved away and have one good friend that I hardly talk to because of school and work.
I still want to design stuff.

>lich, archaeologist, astronaut
>in college

>>26071778
I love animals and watched that animal cop show on animal planet and wanted to be one for awhile. I'm now a 21 year old NEET that plays ps4, reads the bible, fights urges to fap, and contemplates suicide all day. I know the world is going to end soon but it really can't come soon enough. Fuck this gay earth

Getting the family business, but my dad sold everything to take his retirement at 40 years old with my mom and travel all the time..

>lawyer or teacher
>after college I didn't know what I wanted anymore and scrambled for any job
>I work for an airline and get screamed at all day.
>have the right degrees, just need the extra credentials and experience

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An animator.

Just got fired from teaching pre-school part time.


Jokes on them though, I got accepted into animation school like two days ago.

>Wanted/assumed I would be a millionaire by 21
>23 have yet to make a single penny for myself

>>26075113
Kek, sad but true

>>26074338
don't quote me on this but my husband is about to get into truck driving and if you just sign on with a company for like two years, they train you and give you their CDL. Only problem is that the pay isn't as amazing as it could be if you just went and got the CDL independently or something like that.
but really what the fuck is there to buy in this big shitty world
if you're not a greedy materialistic fuck, truck driving is an extremely well-paying job no matter what and they haven't outsourced it to the brown people yet.

>>26071778

>Wanted to be an engineer
>math was easy
>math gets to be more and more tedious
>realize I either devote myself to boring ass numbers or fail
>bail
>always loved drawing, watching and talking about animation
>going to school for animation/graphic design

Probably gonna be poor but as long as I'm happy it's all good.

Taxi driver
NEET
I also hate driving in cities

Wanted to be a successful musician. Am now an unsuccessful musician.

>>26077791
>An animator.
>
>Just got fired from teaching pre-school part time.

Being a pedo does that

> As a kid: Firefighter

> Corporate lawyer

I wanted to not be sad all the time

I'm still sad all the time

>Hitler
>Work in progress

>>26071778
An ellectrical engineer, a failure..

I used to read about the future F22 when it was called the ATF and I wanted to be a pilot so badly. Ended up with shit vision and worse grades in HS, now and forever a depressed neet.

Itt: College-educated anons lying about being failures for fun

Fuck off, normies

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>paleontologist
>dairy queen cashier

I'm 24.

I wanted to be a philosopher or a mathematician.

>>26071778
1. Mad Scientist
2. Depressed high school student(18), failing physics and chemistry

>>26078682
I forgot to say that I'm a shameful NEET.

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>Weatherman - I would draw imaginary countries and turn them into weather maps.

>Lab Technologist

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>>26071778
Rally Driver
During late teens it was Doctor

Now I'm just a total fucking loser

Never knew what I wanted to do as a kid, 22 and still don't. Taking accounting because I have to do something, don't really love it but don't hate it either so meh

wanted to be a sniper in the army

now im a freelance artist

>famous scientist like e=mcTwo guy
>pathetic hikkikomori

Marine Biologist

fucking waiter

kill me