how do i live off the government for the rest of my life?

Move to Scandanavia I guess.

>>26071164
How about stop living off others hardwork and actually be productive u lazy loser

Go into a shop, start stealing shit

Hand yourself over to police

Go to jail

Repeat.

>>26071198
Yes, sacrifice your time and health so the master may profit and toss you a few pennies.

>>26071299
Thats why i went to college so i could get a not shitty job.... And even then atleast if ur a wagecuck u arent fucked when republicans take away welfare

>>26071164
Join the Army. Get your nuts blown off and collect that sweet check every month.

>>26071332
All jobs are shitty you fuckwit

The "college" jobs youre taught to strive for are the fucking worst...80+ hours a week in a total institution for efforts that could be condensed into a two page spreadsheet.

Become so fat you're disabled.

>>26071366
It was actually my dream growing up to join either the Marines or the Army but then I got chron's disease so I'm pretty sure that's not an option any more.

>>26071376
Yeah but u cant make 70k starting on welfare enjoy poverty. Moochers like u are the reason i pay 30% taxes literally the fucking worst

>>26071376
This.

I'm a college graduate, and pay aside, there was nothing better about my college-educated corporate job than there was with my menial pleb jobs.

In fact, I contemplated driving in front of a train every day while going there. Fortunately I quit it before I actually did anything crazy. Living off savings FTW!

>>26071488
Pay aside? Thats a big difference. First off not hot girls will day a loser with no/shit job and second the upside later in life for good college majors is great cuz then the wagecucks work for u

>>26071191

>le u can just move to other countries maymay!

>>26071376

>le all jobs are shitty because all I'll ever get is shitty jobs maymay

Why do we let low class slave tier scum post here?

>>26071528
First of all, if you're willing to do something you hate for the possibility of getting laid, you are nothing but a vagcuck.

I can only imagine forcing myself to go in somewhere I hate every five days a week because m-m-maybe that hot girl will notice me now!

If I ever find a job that I like, maybe I'll agree with you. But I have yet to, and no amount of money is worth wanting to literally kill yourself every Sunday-Thursday for.

>>26071560
Almost all jobs suck.

Even the high paid jobs are so full of corporate nepotism and bull shit.

>>26071647
I make money doing art and tattoos selling prints. Hours are what I choose and make a decent amount of money suck my dick ahaha

>>26071647

>implying you've ever had anything even remotely close to a well paid job

Shut the fuck up, toilet cleaner

>>26071528
>implying women won't cuck you while you're working 80+ hours a week

>>26071608
>>26071647
Poor virgins detected, lol. Have fun never having a hot girlfriend or being able to afford sick things like. Nice car or trips to europe

>>26071727
Who works 80 a week, besides invesment bankers? I started 60 hrs now im down to 45-55

>>26071734
You don't need a lot of money to have a hot girlfriend.

move to norway

>2500 euro a month + 2-room apartment

>>26071755
>60 hours a week
>down to 45-55 hours
I own two businesses and I don't even work this much. Hell, I don't even have to leave the house. NEET dreams are made of these.

>>26071164
Join the US Navy. I know a guy who's just a step away from being a retard and is in the Navy. All he does is watch porn and play video games all day.

>>26071787

>yet another le just move to another country maymay idiot

You're a fucking moron. No wonder you're on welfare

>>26071759
I agree but u cant be living on welfare. Ive met hotties who would date poorfags but never who would date a welfare mooch

>>26071812
must suck living in the third world

>>26071822

I live in objectively one of the best cities in the world

You're stupid because you have no sense of what is actually required to immigrate anywhere.

>>26071790
I don't believe they let anyone with diseases into the armed forces. Even ones as minor as crohn's disease. Otherwise i'd be down

>>26071813
Well yeah girls especially girls with jobs don't like guys that are lazier than them.

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>>26071164
Stay off the gravy train, you fucking faggot. Maybe you wouldn't have stomach pain if you stopped swallowing so much cum.

>>26071704
>>26071734
So much projection.

Fact is I've worked in the corporate environment. Which is how I know first hand how much it sucks.

Stay mad.

>>26072039

>I worked in a call centre so I know what it's like in a corporate environment!

Shut the fuck up, you butthurt as fuck pathetic slave class retard.

>>26071983
Finally a non aspie on r9k. Girls arent interested in "chads" or just gold diggers, they just want a person who is worth their time, ie nice, as attractive and as hardworking as they are. but being a shut in welfcare mooch is the least attractive a man can be. Also means they cant see a future with u cuz no one married a wagecuck

>>26072077
No, I was an accountant.

Probably made more money than you ever did as well.

Guess how I'm able to live off savings right now.

>>26072039
? I love my job. Do what you like and u never work a day. I agree if u hate ur job quitting for a lesser pay but more fufilling job is ok if not better. But being a welfare mooch is pathetic

Claim disability. I only have mental disorders, no physical ones and I'm doing it.

>>26072121
Ur an accountant too? Sweet tits, whatd u do? Ts work here

>>26072121
>accountant

Thanks for counting my money and minimising my tax, slave.

>>26072143
There's more than one person in here.

I'm the former accountant currently living off his savings. I've never taken a cent from the government (in welfare or even unemployment insurance).

But exceptions like yours aside, most jobs suck balls. I don't know why that's so difficult to say, and this is coming from someone who will likely be working again by year end.

>>26072166
Clearly u dint know what accountants do. What ur refering to is bookkeeping, accounting is very different than that. But be jealous we get paid more than u

>>26072163
Well, "was" right now, but yeah.

Most of my experience is in internal audit, although I have experience in A/P a while back as well.

>>26072192
I agree i just hate welfare mooches. I worked hard to save up money and paying so much if my income to neets so they can live in their lairs paying video games and not getting laid brcause theyre ok with being losers makes me so mad. Its why i always vote republican, hopefully welfare will be gone soon

>>26072213

>implying your lower middle class slave job pays anything worth bragging about

Judging by the wretched level of literacy you possess, I can only guess you're that one white trash kid in a million who gets a degree and thinks he's rich because he earn more than $10/hr

this is why i'm voting republican

>>26072239
Audit, nice, is it hust me but all my friends who are accountsnts rage face over the weekend at bars with me, i was shocked. Did u notice the same thing?

>>26072264

What exactly do you think will happen if welfare is cut?

Do go ahead and explain your brilliant and realistic ideas to completely change the welfare classes into productive, reliable and responsible citizens

>>26072291
Using my iphone 6 hence the typos but try ti justify ur pathetic eelfare mooch lifestyle

>>26072343
I dont care about change i just dont want my tax dollars going to them. As far as i care they can starve

>>26072344

>it's my phones fault I can't spell

Get fucked, moron.

I'm not justifying anything, try actually following conversations properly, you intellectually impaired piece of shit

>>26072363

Brilliant plan, you wretched fucking cunt.

You really are one of the dumbest people to have ever lived.

>>26072317
Mine wasn't too bad, but it was internal audit versus public accounting audit, which is much more intense.

I worked on a big team auditing the operations of our stores (i.e. is manager/staff getting the shit that they need to signed, are they printing out the right reports, etc.). The work wasn't too bad, but the whole culture was poison.

>>26072291
Holy shit this whole thread is the most cringeworthy thing I've seen on r9k for months

Sign up for the military, get overseas, then complain about your disease. Out on disability, free money forever. I know a guy who had a pure genetic illness, and now gets like $3-4k per month, despite being in the military for only 3 years at the most, probably like 1.5-2

>>26072421
Ahh im in public accounting so allittle different but still i love it
>>26072387
I just feel like correcting typos cuz why bother but please be more upset about how my grammar
>>26072409
I really only care that my hard earned shekels dont go to welfare mooches fuck them why should i care?

>>26072363
Yes, you want large numbers of people in society without wandering around without food, or means to procure(farm, hunt) their own food.

Its a really good way to end up being murdered by a hungry, angry mob.

>>26071533
>le u can just move to other countries maymay!

I mean that's kind of what 10,000,000 muslim migrants did last year

>>26072150
how much money do you get, are you american?

>>26072510
Its why i dont mind taxes for police and army. Keep the poor people at bay

>>26071787
wait, is this true?
I've actually wanted to move to Norway for a while now but finding a job before dying homeless on the streets is a trouble.

>>26072097
>implying poor people don't get laid
>implying poor people don't reproduce the most
go tell a cave man he needs a 9-5 job to pass on his genes

>>26072594
Of we stoped subsidizng their lives doubt theyd have as many kids cuz kids are expensive if the government doesnt bail the peasantry. Im sure poor people get laid just not the poor losers on 4chan rpolly dont get laid often

>>26072150
what do when they say u have no symptoms of ur autism
do i have to be on meds or some shit

>>26072923
Only on r9k would people be glad of their autism...

>>26072979
you think im glad im a shut in who's incapable of taking care of myself? the least i can do is get disability and pay 100 dollars every month to my parents for rent and have some pocket cash

>>26071164
> Wagecucks ITT are actually defending working slave jobs just so they can earn just a fraction of what their Jew bosses earn

Stay deluded normies

>>26071755

School was 145+ a week, so I was pretty excited to start off here at around 45 a week. But each month it goes up a bit, and there's probably no end in sight. Right around 80 a week right now.

>>26072999
I dont think u have autism i think u just became so socially akward u cant function in society/ are also probably a lazy fuck whose never tried st anything. If u had real autism u would have been diagnosed as a child

>>26073044
Jesus what do u do?
>>26073028
Again if u actually had a real job u would have potential to be a boss and have wagecucks work for u. Not everyone like u is an untalented college dropout. Also id rather be a wage cuck making 6figures than be stuck on welfare

>>26073089

I am currently employed as a programmer. Seems like this sort of thing gets pretty high praise around /r9k/, but it turned out to be all the same shit as everywhere else. There's really no end to the bullshit.

>>26073052
diagnosed at 10
being researched since 3
i also have a tourretes diagnostic
at one point they thought i was have epileptic seizures
you know the le tippy toes meme? i actually walk like that in real life

>>26073232
It shocks me that people are so ok with being failures. I get it that work is hard but dont you feel good when u accomplish something really hard at ur job? Not to mention having money that isnt at the mercy of government, taxation not included as government mercy, good? Id be terrified on welfare that every time a republican is elected theyd steal my handout. Do u understand why these people are so ok with accomplishing nothing with their lives?

>>26073283
did i mention i tried college and even after i failed that, a wagecuck dishwasher job?
newsflash, autism made me fail
think again normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26073397
i didnt know being depressed and 1 step away from suicide was being "okay" with being a failure, not to mention calling someone born with mental illness a failure is pretty damn retarded as they never had the oppurtunity to succeed
tl;dr GET OF MY BOARD NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26073432
Ah yes the classic its not my fault excuse. Youd do better in life if you stopped making excuses.

>>26073503
this is why school shootings happen
"oh hes typing on a keyboard!!! HE CLEARLY CAN FUNCTION ECKS DEE!!!"

>>26073480
"Your board" last time i checked it was r9k an experiment in originality not pathetic loser a meeting ground for no lifes

>>26073536
NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26071909
I have a friend who was rejected because he was hospitalized for a sunflower seed allergy twice.

>>26073557
Ur autism is showing. Is that the typed version of a retard roar?

pray everyday that basic income happens in your country

>>26073397

To a certain extent, I guess. I do feel really great when I burn through something really interesting, but those sorts of things don't really happen at work. It's not 80 hours of bizarre, complex problems that really occupy my mind. It's 80 hours of assorted folks who need tiny shit, but they need it RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO THE CUSTOMERS YOU UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO HAVE IT DONE TODAY, WHERE'S MY LOG, ATTACH IT SO THAT I CAN YELL AT YOU MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH I NEED THIS LOG AND HOW IT NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY!!! Best case, it's pretty quick to run down why some fukkin report didn't comma-delimit it's output, and it can take 2-4 hours to check it, verify it, log it, submit it, code it, and move it. Worst case, it's either a huge project, usually based around something particularly weak (got one of those on my plate right now, too), or just something that should have been simple except that it's an after-effect of some clever motherfucker a decade ago who thought it would be a worthwhile gain in performance to use like a virtual data structure, and its reference was all in comments that slowly get deleted over time. Anyways, the point is that instead of being a lot of time and energy and then you feel great for a while, it's a lot of time and energy and then you think "wow, that's so stupid that this even happened in the first place, damn".

The worthwhile stuff I have to do on my own. Haven't ever found anyone who would pay reasonable money for it. Which is really the only unfortunate part of the 80 a week. Doesn't leave as much time as I'd like for the more interesting shit.

My guess for other folks is that they're not fine with their situation. I think they just never learned how to move forward, and so they just sit still. The system allows for it, though, so they manage to survive.

>>26073536
wizardchan had to be made because you ruined the board normie

>>26073987
Damn dude that sucks really u have my sympathy. I hope it pays well atleast. But why complain if they gave up on life? That was there choice. No one eversaid life was easy.

>>26074007
Im glad, this board was such a cool idea but the infestation of nolifes was preventing it from reaching its potential. People life you make me sick. How people are ok with not mattering in this world appalls me

>>26071164
I think if you can prove you have a disability that prevents you from work, you can get SSI benefits in America.

Its max ~$700/month, decreasing for any additional income/assistance. So, it's not like you can feasibly live off of it, unless you stay with your parents and dont pay rent

>>26071221
whoa. that's actually a really good fucking point..I mean, it's a terrible thing to do, but if you really wanna coast your entire life, that's one way to do it.

>>26074035

That is the big upside to this job. Pay is much better than I was seeing in most of the rest of the job leads. In school you always hear that you should study engineering because it pays well ! ! !

What a load.

Engineering is like 38k/yr through 45k/yr. I might have seen one offering 55k, what a great place. I guess in the grand scheme of things, that's not so bad. Folks can get used to a small wage. But I'm out of school because I need to cover for some other folks, so even at an increased salary, I'm not really moving forward financially. Such high expenses, what a load of shit.

Anyway, I've noticed the complaining quite frequently from that sort of person. It's why I think they're not actually happy being the way they are. They never learned how to move themselves around in life, and things get shitty for them slowly enough that they don't really have too much pressure to learn it independently. F = dp/dt, the pressure is slowly varying, the force is very low. In any case, they never learned it, they're not under much pressure to learn it now, and even worse, they've learned that things are "supposed to happen quickly and easily" (TV, movies, games). I think they know it's a problem, but they never really figured out why, so they complain about how it should be easy to survive, or how everyone makes it too hard for them. Who the fuck survives easily? Fuckin no one.

>>26072511
>>26072594

There isn't a single country in the world that allows fist worlders to immigrate there and go on welfare. You need qualifications and experience and employee sponsorship (or fuck loads of money) and then you can maybe move there for work, not welfare.

What sort of moron thinks refugees fleeing 3rd world shitholes means you can buy a plane ticket on mummies credit card and just turn up and sign on for welfare in Norway?

>>26072424
so fucking autistic

>Live in estonia
>Finally get autismbux
>Getting 260 euros a month total now

It's not enough if you have to pay rent, but it's something. Pays for food and shit and alcohol; and a lot of alcohol

>>26071164
1. Prison
2. Get committed to a mental institution, and pray it doesn't get defunded.
3. Get a big student loan. Live off it for a year or so and then kill yourself before it defaults and/or the money runs out.

>>26074643
Sweden
Germany

they let mussies go there for free

>>26071876

seattle is not one of the best cities fuckface

>>26074635
Preach brother preach. Im goin to sleep but best wishes to u man. A lone voice of reason in a sea of incompetence and inability

>>26074831

You are objectively one of the stupidest people who has ever existed on this planet.

Read the fucking post you quoted properly and then slit your throat, you oxygen stealing cunt.

>>26074865

Nobody mentioned Seattle, you impoverished loser.

>>26071221
>>26074629
>Implying that most robots would survive in jail
Prepare your anal cavity if you do this.

>have job
>steadily not enough money
>seriously considering living in my car and actually enjoying my paycheck
>hunted for pennies in my car at midnight and under my bed, to avoid paying $35 overdraft for a $2 negative
>if I don't deposit before they catch me, I won't be able to pay the $120 late-fees of my rent, which I still haven't been able to pay off
>working

I'm probably going to go for it, just live in my car and buy clothes, which I change in and out of in a storage room, and shower at a gym. My "rent" would be about $100 a month. What do you think, robots?

It really bugs me, the "do something you love" maymoo. Whatever it is, once it becomes a regimented, structured "work", it ceases to be what you love. Take something you really enjoy, something you cherish...and then insert it whole and unlubricated into your anus. That's what happens when hobbies become your livelihood.

>>26072264
Pretty ironic that you're on r9k faggot.

>>26075048
Not the anon you were referring to. There's a difference between knowing how to live fulfilled in the modern world and knowing how to teach someone to live a fulfilled life. Understanding that difference better is a step on the way to giving great and effective advice.

Is it just me or does this thread read like a tard got loose?
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>>26072344
iPhone corrects typos and capitalises words. This only makes you look more illiterate.

>>26073557
haha normies own this place now get the fuck out virgin.

>>26071790
Elaborate fellow bot, this sounds appealing to me

>>26078263
Here's pristine evidence that wagecucks have primordial IQ.