I always hear about people who mooch off the government to support themselves and I wanna know how i'd go about doing this myself. I'm way to stupid and lack the motivation to hold down a job. Also I have a stomach disease with chronic pain and depression if that helps at all.
All jobs are shitty you fuckwit
The "college" jobs youre taught to strive for are the fucking worst...80+ hours a week in a total institution for efforts that could be condensed into a two page spreadsheet.
I'm a college graduate, and pay aside, there was nothing better about my college-educated corporate job than there was with my menial pleb jobs.
In fact, I contemplated driving in front of a train every day while going there. Fortunately I quit it before I actually did anything crazy. Living off savings FTW!
Pay aside? Thats a big difference. First off not hot girls will day a loser with no/shit job and second the upside later in life for good college majors is great cuz then the wagecucks work for u
First of all, if you're willing to do something you hate for the possibility of getting laid, you are nothing but a vagcuck.
I can only imagine forcing myself to go in somewhere I hate every five days a week because m-m-maybe that hot girl will notice me now!
If I ever find a job that I like, maybe I'll agree with you. But I have yet to, and no amount of money is worth wanting to literally kill yourself every Sunday-Thursday for.
Stay off the gravy train, you fucking faggot. Maybe you wouldn't have stomach pain if you stopped swallowing so much cum.
Finally a non aspie on r9k. Girls arent interested in "chads" or just gold diggers, they just want a person who is worth their time, ie nice, as attractive and as hardworking as they are. but being a shut in welfcare mooch is the least attractive a man can be. Also means they cant see a future with u cuz no one married a wagecuck
? I love my job. Do what you like and u never work a day. I agree if u hate ur job quitting for a lesser pay but more fufilling job is ok if not better. But being a welfare mooch is pathetic
There's more than one person in here.
I'm the former accountant currently living off his savings. I've never taken a cent from the government (in welfare or even unemployment insurance).
But exceptions like yours aside, most jobs suck balls. I don't know why that's so difficult to say, and this is coming from someone who will likely be working again by year end.
I agree i just hate welfare mooches. I worked hard to save up money and paying so much if my income to neets so they can live in their lairs paying video games and not getting laid brcause theyre ok with being losers makes me so mad. Its why i always vote republican, hopefully welfare will be gone soon
>implying your lower middle class slave job pays anything worth bragging about
Judging by the wretched level of literacy you possess, I can only guess you're that one white trash kid in a million who gets a degree and thinks he's rich because he earn more than $10/hr
What exactly do you think will happen if welfare is cut?
Do go ahead and explain your brilliant and realistic ideas to completely change the welfare classes into productive, reliable and responsible citizens
Mine wasn't too bad, but it was internal audit versus public accounting audit, which is much more intense.
I worked on a big team auditing the operations of our stores (i.e. is manager/staff getting the shit that they need to signed, are they printing out the right reports, etc.). The work wasn't too bad, but the whole culture was poison.
Sign up for the military, get overseas, then complain about your disease. Out on disability, free money forever. I know a guy who had a pure genetic illness, and now gets like $3-4k per month, despite being in the military for only 3 years at the most, probably like 1.5-2
Ahh im in public accounting so allittle different but still i love it
I just feel like correcting typos cuz why bother but please be more upset about how my grammar
I really only care that my hard earned shekels dont go to welfare mooches fuck them why should i care?
Yes, you want large numbers of people in society without wandering around without food, or means to procure(farm, hunt) their own food.
Its a really good way to end up being murdered by a hungry, angry mob.
Of we stoped subsidizng their lives doubt theyd have as many kids cuz kids are expensive if the government doesnt bail the peasantry. Im sure poor people get laid just not the poor losers on 4chan rpolly dont get laid often
you think im glad im a shut in who's incapable of taking care of myself? the least i can do is get disability and pay 100 dollars every month to my parents for rent and have some pocket cash
School was 145+ a week, so I was pretty excited to start off here at around 45 a week. But each month it goes up a bit, and there's probably no end in sight. Right around 80 a week right now.
I dont think u have autism i think u just became so socially akward u cant function in society/ are also probably a lazy fuck whose never tried st anything. If u had real autism u would have been diagnosed as a child
Jesus what do u do?
Again if u actually had a real job u would have potential to be a boss and have wagecucks work for u. Not everyone like u is an untalented college dropout. Also id rather be a wage cuck making 6figures than be stuck on welfare
I am currently employed as a programmer. Seems like this sort of thing gets pretty high praise around /r9k/, but it turned out to be all the same shit as everywhere else. There's really no end to the bullshit.
diagnosed at 10
being researched since 3
i also have a tourretes diagnostic
at one point they thought i was have epileptic seizures
you know the le tippy toes meme? i actually walk like that in real life
It shocks me that people are so ok with being failures. I get it that work is hard but dont you feel good when u accomplish something really hard at ur job? Not to mention having money that isnt at the mercy of government, taxation not included as government mercy, good? Id be terrified on welfare that every time a republican is elected theyd steal my handout. Do u understand why these people are so ok with accomplishing nothing with their lives?
i didnt know being depressed and 1 step away from suicide was being "okay" with being a failure, not to mention calling someone born with mental illness a failure is pretty damn retarded as they never had the oppurtunity to succeed
tl;dr GET OF MY BOARD NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEE
To a certain extent, I guess. I do feel really great when I burn through something really interesting, but those sorts of things don't really happen at work. It's not 80 hours of bizarre, complex problems that really occupy my mind. It's 80 hours of assorted folks who need tiny shit, but they need it RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO THE CUSTOMERS YOU UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO HAVE IT DONE TODAY, WHERE'S MY LOG, ATTACH IT SO THAT I CAN YELL AT YOU MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH I NEED THIS LOG AND HOW IT NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY!!! Best case, it's pretty quick to run down why some fukkin report didn't comma-delimit it's output, and it can take 2-4 hours to check it, verify it, log it, submit it, code it, and move it. Worst case, it's either a huge project, usually based around something particularly weak (got one of those on my plate right now, too), or just something that should have been simple except that it's an after-effect of some clever motherfucker a decade ago who thought it would be a worthwhile gain in performance to use like a virtual data structure, and its reference was all in comments that slowly get deleted over time. Anyways, the point is that instead of being a lot of time and energy and then you feel great for a while, it's a lot of time and energy and then you think "wow, that's so stupid that this even happened in the first place, damn".
The worthwhile stuff I have to do on my own. Haven't ever found anyone who would pay reasonable money for it. Which is really the only unfortunate part of the 80 a week. Doesn't leave as much time as I'd like for the more interesting shit.
My guess for other folks is that they're not fine with their situation. I think they just never learned how to move forward, and so they just sit still. The system allows for it, though, so they manage to survive.
Im glad, this board was such a cool idea but the infestation of nolifes was preventing it from reaching its potential. People life you make me sick. How people are ok with not mattering in this world appalls me
I think if you can prove you have a disability that prevents you from work, you can get SSI benefits in America.
Its max ~$700/month, decreasing for any additional income/assistance. So, it's not like you can feasibly live off of it, unless you stay with your parents and dont pay rent
That is the big upside to this job. Pay is much better than I was seeing in most of the rest of the job leads. In school you always hear that you should study engineering because it pays well ! ! !
What a load.
Engineering is like 38k/yr through 45k/yr. I might have seen one offering 55k, what a great place. I guess in the grand scheme of things, that's not so bad. Folks can get used to a small wage. But I'm out of school because I need to cover for some other folks, so even at an increased salary, I'm not really moving forward financially. Such high expenses, what a load of shit.
Anyway, I've noticed the complaining quite frequently from that sort of person. It's why I think they're not actually happy being the way they are. They never learned how to move themselves around in life, and things get shitty for them slowly enough that they don't really have too much pressure to learn it independently. F = dp/dt, the pressure is slowly varying, the force is very low. In any case, they never learned it, they're not under much pressure to learn it now, and even worse, they've learned that things are "supposed to happen quickly and easily" (TV, movies, games). I think they know it's a problem, but they never really figured out why, so they complain about how it should be easy to survive, or how everyone makes it too hard for them. Who the fuck survives easily? Fuckin no one.
There isn't a single country in the world that allows fist worlders to immigrate there and go on welfare. You need qualifications and experience and employee sponsorship (or fuck loads of money) and then you can maybe move there for work, not welfare.
What sort of moron thinks refugees fleeing 3rd world shitholes means you can buy a plane ticket on mummies credit card and just turn up and sign on for welfare in Norway?
>Live in estonia
>Finally get autismbux
>Getting 260 euros a month total now
It's not enough if you have to pay rent, but it's something. Pays for food and shit and alcohol; and a lot of alcohol
2. Get committed to a mental institution, and pray it doesn't get defunded.
3. Get a big student loan. Live off it for a year or so and then kill yourself before it defaults and/or the money runs out.
You are objectively one of the stupidest people who has ever existed on this planet.
Read the fucking post you quoted properly and then slit your throat, you oxygen stealing cunt.
>steadily not enough money
>seriously considering living in my car and actually enjoying my paycheck
>hunted for pennies in my car at midnight and under my bed, to avoid paying $35 overdraft for a $2 negative
>if I don't deposit before they catch me, I won't be able to pay the $120 late-fees of my rent, which I still haven't been able to pay off
I'm probably going to go for it, just live in my car and buy clothes, which I change in and out of in a storage room, and shower at a gym. My "rent" would be about $100 a month. What do you think, robots?
It really bugs me, the "do something you love" maymoo. Whatever it is, once it becomes a regimented, structured "work", it ceases to be what you love. Take something you really enjoy, something you cherish...and then insert it whole and unlubricated into your anus. That's what happens when hobbies become your livelihood.
Not the anon you were referring to. There's a difference between knowing how to live fulfilled in the modern world and knowing how to teach someone to live a fulfilled life. Understanding that difference better is a step on the way to giving great and effective advice.