>sippin your morning coffee at StarBux
>Look up and see black girl doing this all for you
Also, why aren't you dating black women yet?
Do you really want to live a boring life?
Only black women can make anything look surreal ;)
See, why would you want a stiff non responsive 404 booty, when you can have a black jungle butt that makes the whole house shake.
Keep telling yourself that f-am-
>Why aren't dating an X woman yet?
These questions always seem retarded to me. It's not like going to store and trying a new brand. If I had an opportunity to date ANY type of girl, don't you think I would have taken it?
My sis has a white bf, I've got to admit
I kinda hate him for absolutely no reason. But it's possible, just keep tying.
I gain nothing from dating a black woman. I'm already non-white and the professions I want would benefit far more from me dating/marrying a woman from the Middle East/Eastern Europe or possibly a Latina.
No for real, her name is Bunz4Ever and she's fucking disgusting.
True, my entire family hates my sister's white bf. But we are happy she's happy so we see past his skin.
OH GOD, fuck me.
Forget about this thread, everyone go home.
Tattoos on woman always seem disgusting to me. I don't have a moral objection to them, I just find them repulsive.
>at the gym
>black girls watch you working out
>you start sweating
>go the swimming pool to wash off sweaty smell
>run into black swim team
>go to change room instead to take a shower
>hear snickering behind you
>it's the swim team
>turns out it's a unisex bathroom
>At hotel with the f-am-
>going down to the lobby to buy snacks so you can eat your way to sleep
>going back up the elevator
>run into black qt coming back from party
>tell her your a massage therapist with the hotel
>she invites you to her room asap because she needs to relax
>you bring over a towel and lotion like you know what you're doing
>you cover her in Vaseline for no reason
>"it's part of the procedure"
>she kills you when you smoosh your face between her cheeks
>Restaurant is closing
>You find out your order is wrong
>Come back around asking for a refund
>she tells you the register is closed and she's the only one in so she can't open it.
>She invites you inside so you can choose from the leftovers as a replacement
>you can't see clearly so you ask to go behind the counter
>take your time looking at the leftovers
>you can't seem to find one that you like
>tell her you won't accept any of it
>she'll have to do better
>she turns around and looks at the menu asking what your taste is
>Tfw the manager saw your 5 star rating on Yelp
Alright story time
Back in high school, there was a qt black girl like pic related right?
>I decide to sit in her seat because she's not in class that day
>she comes in out of no where
>scoots in and sits on my lap
I'm so autistic I almost pushed her off in a "eww" type of way
>her ass is so soft
>I regret wearing jeans that day
>I'm not saying anything
>"friends" are looking at me with a smirk
>I should play the moment so she can stay longer
>I mutter "Big booty Judy over here wants her chair back I guess"
>she gets up all bitchy/shy way
>I laugh and get out of her seat
Black girls are weird, cool but weird.
it's usually 100% the father that makes everything awkward
just don't tell him until it's too late