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>sippin your morning coffee at StarBux
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>sippin your morning coffee at StarBux
>Look up and see black girl doing this all for you

What do?

Also, why aren't you dating black women yet?
Do you really want to live a boring life?
As much as I hate twerking, I have to admire that buttock control.
Lol that looks surreal

How long would you last with her in that position lads?
Reckon I could go a whole minute.
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Only black women can make anything look surreal ;)
It's a total fraud. Her ass, I mean.
Its not that i wont date them its that they wont date me. its hard as fuck to find a black girl who likes white guys let alone betas
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See, why would you want a stiff non responsive 404 booty, when you can have a black jungle butt that makes the whole house shake.

Keep telling yourself that f-am-
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>Why aren't dating an X woman yet?
These questions always seem retarded to me. It's not like going to store and trying a new brand. If I had an opportunity to date ANY type of girl, don't you think I would have taken it?

Same barrier than dating a hot white girl, plus cultural differences and their own/family/friends hostility.
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My sis has a white bf, I've got to admit I kinda hate him for absolutely no reason. But it's possible, just keep tying.
I gain nothing from dating a black woman. I'm already non-white and the professions I want would benefit far more from me dating/marrying a woman from the Middle East/Eastern Europe or possibly a Latina.
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No for real, her name is Bunz4Ever and she's fucking disgusting.
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True, my entire family hates my sister's white bf. But we are happy she's happy so we see past his skin.
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OH GOD, fuck me.

Forget about this thread, everyone go home.
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Tattoos on woman always seem disgusting to me. I don't have a moral objection to them, I just find them repulsive.
>Forget about this thread, everyone go home.
why don't we just post more ass
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sure why not

black butts matter
that was a close one, i almost believed black women were sexy
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>at the gym
>black girls watch you working out
>you start sweating

>go the swimming pool to wash off sweaty smell
>run into black swim team
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>go to change room instead to take a shower
>hear snickering behind you
>turn around
>it's the swim team
>turns out it's a unisex bathroom
>black people
I knew something wasn't quite right about that pic
for the love of god, more of her?
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>At hotel with the f-am-
>going down to the lobby to buy snacks so you can eat your way to sleep
>going back up the elevator
>run into black qt coming back from party
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>tell her your a massage therapist with the hotel
>she invites you to her room asap because she needs to relax
>you bring over a towel and lotion like you know what you're doing
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>you cover her in Vaseline for no reason
>"it's part of the procedure"
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>she kills you when you smoosh your face between her cheeks
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>Restaurant is closing
>You find out your order is wrong
>Come back around asking for a refund
>she tells you the register is closed and she's the only one in so she can't open it.
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>She invites you inside so you can choose from the leftovers as a replacement
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>you can't see clearly so you ask to go behind the counter
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>take your time looking at the leftovers
>you can't seem to find one that you like
>tell her you won't accept any of it
>she'll have to do better
>she turns around and looks at the menu asking what your taste is


bloxx bloxx
>Tfw the manager saw your 5 star rating on Yelp
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Alright story time

Back in high school, there was a qt black girl like pic related right?

>in class
>I decide to sit in her seat because she's not in class that day
>she comes in out of no where
>scoots in and sits on my lap
I'm so autistic I almost pushed her off in a "eww" type of way
>her ass is so soft
>I regret wearing jeans that day
>I'm not saying anything
>"friends" are looking at me with a smirk
>I should play the moment so she can stay longer
>I mutter "Big booty Judy over here wants her chair back I guess"
>she gets up all bitchy/shy way
>I laugh and get out of her seat

Black girls are weird, cool but weird.
If my parents weren't a bunch of racists I would
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I don't want negro children
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it's usually 100% the father that makes everything awkward
just don't tell him until it's too late
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