>instructor tells us to email him a song that describes your

at this point you might as well just have said echoes or soycd both halves. fuck normies and their retarded music. You did the right thing anon.

>>26066374
>Just randomly pick dogs by pink floyd
>Just randomly
You sure about that?

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Should've picked Dopesmoker tbqhwyf

>professor says that we all have to form groups of 3-4
>everyone around me forms groups and I miss my chance
>professor calls on everyone to ask what group they're in
>am literally the only person left without a group
>asks me which group I want to be in, say that I don't care and to put me wherever
>tells me it's my choice, everyone staring at me silently hoping I don't go with them
>some girl takes pity on me and takes me in her group
>black girl in the back "SEE DAS NICE, DAS NICE OF HER TO DO"
>contemplate suicide on drive home

The good professors are the one that just assign groups. Fuck this shit

>>26066374
what kind of bullshit are you studying where you're required to do things like this

just do some autism STEM engineering degree and be highly career oriented, focus on getting that paper and ignore bitches

>>26066374
>le born in the wrong generation

>>26066374
Did you feel dragged down by the stone?

>>26066374
Normies piss me off. I have to sit in classes in college and watch everyone talk to each other while I sit in the back, no friends, no gf. I know they'll hang out after classes and maybe study together while I go home alone every day.

There is this stacy who's practically on this Chad's dick and her personality is so ugly it pisses me off having to hear them converse and laugh, gossiping and trying to put other people in my class down. I'm really fucking angry.

>>26066374
To be fair though, only 13 year old fedoralords like pink floyd - or their dads.

>>26067427
People you want to be friends with piss you off?

>>26067519
or people who smoke weed and listen to music with friends
or people who like music and don't care when it was made
Pink Floyd is good listening, but it's best if you're high. That's literally what it was made for. You smoke weed or drop acid and listen to that shit once, ONCE, and you suddenly get it. It's fucking heavenly. I didn't care about Pink Floyd until I heard them high. Now I love them.

>>26066374
>pink floyd
faggot.
If you didn't want to get picked on by normies you should've just picked some normie shit or something lulzy.

>>26067259
But it's not fun when the professor does it for you, anon. Don't you want to have fun??

>>26067259
Fuck group work. I just want to be assigned a reasonable amount of work for myself so I can do it, turn it in, and not have to depend on some other fucking normies to get a good grade.

>>26066374
Dogs is good man dw


>>26067681
Faggot dogs is goat tier.

my dorm is getting inspected in a few days, do you think they care about the pissbottles or should I throw those out?

>>26067259
I swear the only thing worse than this scenario is when they create group captains who have to pick people into their group and then you are made a group captain.

Just the repulsion you receive as you ahve to pick a bunch of people you barely speak to who hate that you picked them.

In university I basically walked out the lecture as soon as I knew group work was an option.

>>26066374
>picking a 17 minute long song
you deserved the shit you got for that.

Group work sucks, but it serves a pretty valuable purpose. You have to be able to work with others, set reasonable expectations, communicate, etc.

>>26066374
Picking anything that isn't retro or modern hits will make people suspect you have autism anon.

You might get away with some pitchfork flavour of the month or club music regular but it's best to stick with your favourite popular song that is less than five minuutes.

>>26067835
In my future career I wouldn't be waiting for shaneequa to send me her part of the stats assignment and then fixing all of it when it finally comes through and it's completely wrong.

>>26066374
fuck this assignment dude. I had to pick a song that's about love because valentine's was coming up, but since I was a huge metalhead I never cared about lyrics and didn't know any songs about love. So I chose this song and everyone told me how repulsive and disgusting the lyrics were while I stammeringly tried to explain what it's about.

https://youtu.be/4fv755cg6ow

>>26067800

he didn't know it was going to be played during class, you mong.

>>26067519
I bet you think the beatles and nirvana are bad because they're mainstream too ? Stop being a contrarian.

>>26067183
Easy, now.

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>>26067259
>be me
>prof says to form groups
>what you said is happening
>realize this and ask girls ahead of me if I can join their group
>"sure, anon"
>walk with cute Indian group member on the way out of class
>she's into me after 5 minutes. I know I could hit it if I tried
>mfw robots blame other people even though all they had to do was ask

>>26067923
>had to pick a song about love
>choose a melodeath song where the first word is "rape"

You didn't make it easy for yourself did you?

>>26066374
Come on', seriously OP? Why not pick a decent description?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c

You did good only be true to your own taste. Unless you listen to pink Floyd to be hipstery/intellectual/poser, etc in which case fuck you

>>26067427
Try not being angry at the world, dude. It worked for me.

>>26068005
Post a picture of your face right fucking now or never post again.

>>26068043
>Not Giles Corey - No one is ever going to want me
I WANT TO FEEL
I WANT TO FEEL
I WANT TO FEEL
I WANT TO FEEL LIKE HOW I FEEL WHEN I'M ASLEEP

>>26068035
yeah I know, it has love in the title though, I didn't look further than that since I normally don't listen to lyrics

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>>26068085
I spent 2 years of high school lunch alone and my freshman year was spent entirely in my dorm with zero friends fyi.

>>26067880
you just gave me depression you normie foot-fucker

>>26067914
You probably will be though
People suck in real life too

>>26068190
You're pretty cute anon

>>26067923
>>26068139
I would have picked this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hMU0qWc-ks

>>26067681
Pink Floyd is literally normie tier.

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>Americans get in debt for life to receive this "education"

>>26068207
Not a normie. Just learnt over the years that having a big interest in different kinds of music means fuck all to most normies. If anything they'll dislike you for it unless they have a specific music interest.

Being unaware of their disinterest will make them think there's something wrong with you.

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>>26067766
At least empty them

>>26068085
Not that anon but i can highly related to what he said

>>26068190
Is that a girl you cropped out?

Fuck off normie scum.

>>26067519
kek spotted the underage edgelord faggot.


or maybe because it's good music you stupid twat

kek dad music. neato meme anon

>>26068297
>how to make yourself sound like you're from reddit: the post

>>26068280
not your sekret club autist.

fuck off autist scum

>>26068316
and your point is what again faggot?

>>26068406
Get off my board, fucking normie.

>>26066374
Had a class assignment in High School that asked us to pick a poem or a song about the book we had to read over the summer. I read Crime and Punishment. Not a big fan of poetry so I chose this. Had to recite it to the class, everyone thought it was really cool, I even talked about the concept of the album for a bit. So after everyone presented they put it on. They shut it off after the first few seconds, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhmXPwx81GU

>>26068248
Thanks, I appreciate that!
>>26068280
That one's actually my mom lol, but yeah, I guess I'm a normie now.

>>26067618
>That's literally what it was made for
um what?

>instructor tells us to email him a song that describes your life with lyrics

is this the kind of shit that people pay thousands of dollars a year for?

>>26068494
Probably a first day thing, profs. will often do something like that for remembering the students or whatever.

>>26068436
implying you have the power to do anything but cry about it.
\
nah i'll stay here posting for as long as I want and you can't and won't do shit about it autist. and it hasnt been your secret club for the last 5 yrs. time to get with the times grandpa

>>26068576
Spoken like a true underageb&.

>>26066374
>not emailing your instructor charles mingus with >lyrics in the header

you some kinda pleb or something

>>26068600
ah yes the cliche of underage retort.


gonna need you to prove im underage anon.

if you cant or wont its just another case of grandpa's autism flaring up and him lashing out.

awaiting your proof im underage

>>26066374
Pink Floyd is the most normie band ever

Animals has the most Dudebrah buttrock guitar anthem solos out of any PF album though. There's something wrong with your normies.

>>26068665
I can't but when I read your posts the first thing I imagine is a screaming prepubescent.

>>26068665
Well the fact that you called him grandpa means you're probably quite young... So there's that.

>>26068443
Post pics of your mom. Is she a qt?

>>26067259
>Instructor makes the class do a group project
>Make a big show of saying that I'll do all the work and everyone else can do whatever they want
>Instantly get accepted into a group
>Finish the work and everyone gets a good grade
>Instructor starts letting me do work solo so that I don't just carry whatever group I'm in
Feels fucking great

>>26068439
What is the concept of the album? Color me interested.

>>26068721
If he picked Money I don't think the normies would have cared that much.

Most normies don't want to listen to the same song for around 20 minutes unless it's that one song they like on repeat.

>>26067923
Yeah, not a great choice of song to show the class... Aside from that it is a good song. Also, since when is being a huge metalhead equate with not caring about lyrics? I love metal and that's half the reason i listen, the genre has so many great lyrics.

>>26068747
That's literally the most retarded opinion I've ever heard. You've never even listened to Pink Floyd, if you'd label Animals as their buttrock album. The Wall is literally a rock opera, how could Animals possibly have more anthemic guitar solos than The Wall?

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>>26068936
normies don't like the themes of the wall though

>>26068767
>>26068811
interesting logic

>>26066374
Should've picked Echoes

Peeping Tom by Kurt vile

>>26068970
>implying normies pay attention to the themes

>>26068826
Lol, both my parents are attractive. I lucked out on my genes.

>had a professor do a similar thing but without lyrics.

>chose Ommadawn by Mike Oldfield

>Prof turns it off before it even gets to part 2

True suffering

>>26067259
Say "I work alone" in batman voice

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>>26067346
>le redditor not helping the thread

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>>26066374
Here is a similar experience OP.

>Bus driver wants to get to know us better.
>Makes us write out favorite bands/artists on a piece of paper.
>Why not
>I pick wolf eyes.

Next day

>I get on the bus ready to get home and sleep.
Hear really loud nigger music and shitty pop songs over the bus speakers

Ohfuckthisshit.bat

>After five songs Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the face comes on
>Every nigger and shitty emo is yelling at me
>They know it's my music
>Everyone is yelling at me. A few things are even thrown at me
>Get off the bus angry as fuck.
>Hold back tears of anger.

>>26066374
>not picking King of Carrots pt. 2

>>26066374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlHYvy0xdU
>not picking something like this, then getting the sweet release of death once you call every black person in the class a nigger.

>>26066374
>listens to Pink Floyd
>complains about normies

Pot, meet kettle.

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>>26066374
You should have had him play real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL5swvxDf7c

>>26071347
>Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the face
Sorry, anon, but I just listened to that song and it was really bad.

>>26066374
This is the song I would have picked, everything in this song happened to me:

https://youtu.be/qe_-q8gvVSA

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>>26066374

This would have really pissed them off then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqdDMgpbDU

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>>26066374
You really should have just sent him Prisencolinensinainciusol if you didn't care.

>>26066374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94

Should have played this OP.

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>assignment where personal taste or experiences or political opinions are involved
>don't want to pick plebshit music or lie about childhood or my hobbies in case there's patricians lurking in the mist who'd think less of me
>don't want to tell the truth because in all likelihood there are no patricians in the room and I'd rather not be hated by everybody for my obscure tastes
>wind up not doing the assignment instead, meaning I haven't passed an English class since 7th grade
>flunked out of high school
>all because I didn't want to disclose my power level

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>>26067259
>professor assigns groups for a paper we'll be writing
>mfw I'm assigned to a group with three borderline retards who write at an eight grade level
>mfw two of them were journalism majors and the other was a wymyn's studies major

>>26067923
>had to pick a song that's about love because valentine's
that's an odd assignment. Hell, I might've even picked this in your shoes just to see their reactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk