>instructor tells us to email him a song that describes your life with lyrics
>just randomly pick dogs by pink floyd for no particular reason
>he plays the songs on a playlist on spotify out loud in class and all of it is normie shit until it gets to mine
>have to sit there and endure 17 minutes of normalfucks complain about my choice
why the fuck do they make us do shit like this /r9k/
i just want to live alone and not have to interact with other people
Should've picked Dopesmoker tbqhwyf
>professor says that we all have to form groups of 3-4
>everyone around me forms groups and I miss my chance
>professor calls on everyone to ask what group they're in
>am literally the only person left without a group
>asks me which group I want to be in, say that I don't care and to put me wherever
>tells me it's my choice, everyone staring at me silently hoping I don't go with them
>some girl takes pity on me and takes me in her group
>black girl in the back "SEE DAS NICE, DAS NICE OF HER TO DO"
>contemplate suicide on drive home
The good professors are the one that just assign groups. Fuck this shit
what kind of bullshit are you studying where you're required to do things like this
just do some autism STEM engineering degree and be highly career oriented, focus on getting that paper and ignore bitches
Normies piss me off. I have to sit in classes in college and watch everyone talk to each other while I sit in the back, no friends, no gf. I know they'll hang out after classes and maybe study together while I go home alone every day.
There is this stacy who's practically on this Chad's dick and her personality is so ugly it pisses me off having to hear them converse and laugh, gossiping and trying to put other people in my class down. I'm really fucking angry.
or people who smoke weed and listen to music with friends
or people who like music and don't care when it was made
Pink Floyd is good listening, but it's best if you're high. That's literally what it was made for. You smoke weed or drop acid and listen to that shit once, ONCE, and you suddenly get it. It's fucking heavenly. I didn't care about Pink Floyd until I heard them high. Now I love them.
Fuck group work. I just want to be assigned a reasonable amount of work for myself so I can do it, turn it in, and not have to depend on some other fucking normies to get a good grade.
I swear the only thing worse than this scenario is when they create group captains who have to pick people into their group and then you are made a group captain.
Just the repulsion you receive as you ahve to pick a bunch of people you barely speak to who hate that you picked them.
In university I basically walked out the lecture as soon as I knew group work was an option.
Picking anything that isn't retro or modern hits will make people suspect you have autism anon.
You might get away with some pitchfork flavour of the month or club music regular but it's best to stick with your favourite popular song that is less than five minuutes.
In my future career I wouldn't be waiting for shaneequa to send me her part of the stats assignment and then fixing all of it when it finally comes through and it's completely wrong.
fuck this assignment dude. I had to pick a song that's about love because valentine's was coming up, but since I was a huge metalhead I never cared about lyrics and didn't know any songs about love. So I chose this song and everyone told me how repulsive and disgusting the lyrics were while I stammeringly tried to explain what it's about.
>prof says to form groups
>what you said is happening
>realize this and ask girls ahead of me if I can join their group
>walk with cute Indian group member on the way out of class
>she's into me after 5 minutes. I know I could hit it if I tried
>mfw robots blame other people even though all they had to do was ask
I spent 2 years of high school lunch alone and my freshman year was spent entirely in my dorm with zero friends fyi.
>Americans get in debt for life to receive this "education"
Not a normie. Just learnt over the years that having a big interest in different kinds of music means fuck all to most normies. If anything they'll dislike you for it unless they have a specific music interest.
Being unaware of their disinterest will make them think there's something wrong with you.
At least empty them
Not that anon but i can highly related to what he said
Had a class assignment in High School that asked us to pick a poem or a song about the book we had to read over the summer. I read Crime and Punishment. Not a big fan of poetry so I chose this. Had to recite it to the class, everyone thought it was really cool, I even talked about the concept of the album for a bit. So after everyone presented they put it on. They shut it off after the first few seconds, lol.
implying you have the power to do anything but cry about it.
nah i'll stay here posting for as long as I want and you can't and won't do shit about it autist. and it hasnt been your secret club for the last 5 yrs. time to get with the times grandpa
ah yes the cliche of underage retort.
gonna need you to prove im underage anon.
if you cant or wont its just another case of grandpa's autism flaring up and him lashing out.
awaiting your proof im underage
>Instructor makes the class do a group project
>Make a big show of saying that I'll do all the work and everyone else can do whatever they want
>Instantly get accepted into a group
>Finish the work and everyone gets a good grade
>Instructor starts letting me do work solo so that I don't just carry whatever group I'm in
Feels fucking great
If he picked Money I don't think the normies would have cared that much.
Most normies don't want to listen to the same song for around 20 minutes unless it's that one song they like on repeat.
Yeah, not a great choice of song to show the class... Aside from that it is a good song. Also, since when is being a huge metalhead equate with not caring about lyrics? I love metal and that's half the reason i listen, the genre has so many great lyrics.
That's literally the most retarded opinion I've ever heard. You've never even listened to Pink Floyd, if you'd label Animals as their buttrock album. The Wall is literally a rock opera, how could Animals possibly have more anthemic guitar solos than The Wall?
normies don't like the themes of the wall though
Here is a similar experience OP.
>Bus driver wants to get to know us better.
>Makes us write out favorite bands/artists on a piece of paper.
>I pick wolf eyes.
>I get on the bus ready to get home and sleep.
Hear really loud nigger music and shitty pop songs over the bus speakers
>After five songs Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the face comes on
>Every nigger and shitty emo is yelling at me
>They know it's my music
>Everyone is yelling at me. A few things are even thrown at me
>Get off the bus angry as fuck.
>Hold back tears of anger.
You should have had him play real music
This would have really pissed them off then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqdDMgpbDU
You really should have just sent him Prisencolinensinainciusol if you didn't care.
>assignment where personal taste or experiences or political opinions are involved
>don't want to pick plebshit music or lie about childhood or my hobbies in case there's patricians lurking in the mist who'd think less of me
>don't want to tell the truth because in all likelihood there are no patricians in the room and I'd rather not be hated by everybody for my obscure tastes
>wind up not doing the assignment instead, meaning I haven't passed an English class since 7th grade
>flunked out of high school
>all because I didn't want to disclose my power level
>professor assigns groups for a paper we'll be writing
>mfw I'm assigned to a group with three borderline retards who write at an eight grade level
>mfw two of them were journalism majors and the other was a wymyn's studies major
>had to pick a song that's about love because valentine's
that's an odd assignment. Hell, I might've even picked this in your shoes just to see their reactions