If you've pooped in a public restroom more than five times in your life and don't have some syndrome to justify it, you're a normie.
Robots, or even cyborgs for that matter, would rather be completely uncomfortable all day than poop in a public bathroom because pooping in public is terrifying. It's literally a last resort before shitting your pants. People who are willy-nilly about shitting in public (or even a friend's bathroom) are normies,
>mfw i've taken several shits back in high school, either on the floor, the seat, or the wall
>tfw can go on w/o pooping entire week or even longer
>tfw always poop in my house
>tfw never pooped in public toilet
>doesn't agree with me
fuck you, fuck this thread and fuck every thread that contains the phrase "you arent a robot if.."
dont you guys remeber when this board was for comfy feels and introverted people to talk to each other. now its just some raging autists like you literally making fun of themselves. please stop.
I had to use it once. I tried really hard not to. But from the college campus to my house it would take me a 30 minutes. My sphincter was already giving up the fight, I had no other choice but to rush straight to the closest toilet and release the beast. It was horrible. I don't know how people can shit so casually in public places.
Its not that hard you faggots,if there is enough toilet paper and it looks clean,grab a lot and wipe the toilet before sitting in it.
If noone is around you can even wet the paper with some tap water first to make sure it will clean well.
If the floor is dirty or full of piss just try another one or cover your nose, and wash yourself well before leaving.
>work in lowest tier retail job
>cleaning the bathrooms
>tfw can hear normies just walking into a stall, grunting, groaining, and moaning while I can hear their diarrhea splattering in the toilet bowl
>they walk out like nothing happened
>have to clean up after them
>And that is when I decided never to leave the house.
clearly the most rational course of action
>scared to poop in public
>cares what society thinks of him
> calls himself a robot
top fucking kek
youre a fucking normie scum kiddo
you arent close to being a robot
after 6 years of not talking to anybody that isnt family or a service person(doctor,cashier...) ill shit in the middle of the street
I cant poop or pee when people are around. There was another bot in a stall next to where I set up shop. Neither of us made a sound or bowel movement for over 30 minutes, waiting for the other to leave but refusing to get up knowing that the other will know they didn't poop yet. I figured I had more to lose because he knew for a fact I made no poop. I had enough and said fuck it, he probably understands the struggle too. I bowed to him behind his stall door, admitting he had the greater resolve.
There was one day when I held my pee in for such a long time that I could feel it leaking out. The moment I got to my bathroom, I started peeing all over the floor. It was overwhelmingly euphoric, I could feel all my neurotransmitters rushing through my veins and through my central nervous system. It was the highest I've ever felt in my life, and I've done heroin.