if you poop in public you don't belong here

Clearly you don't know the immense joy of taking a shit break while on the clock

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>>26065370
>while on the clock

Normie pls.

>>26065346
Agreed. I've only publicly shat once, in 6th grade I had an extreme case of diarrhea. Luckily it was during class so no one entered the bathroom during.

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>mfw i've taken several shits back in high school, either on the floor, the seat, or the wall

I was only in a public restroom once but got scared and left before doing anything

I live in a dorm with floor-shared gender neutral bathrooms

So not only do I daily poop in public, I've pooped many times with a female not even 2 ft away from me peeing or also pooping

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>>26065346
>tfw can go on w/o pooping entire week or even longer
>tfw always poop in my house
>tfw never pooped in public toilet

I never understood this phobia, I'll shit wherever I please thank you very much. Count yourself lucky I got the poo in the loo.

>>26065346
>I'm extra special and if you aren't as extra special as me, then you aren't extra special
congratulations?

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>>26065584
>doesn't agree with me

Opinion discarded

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>>26065346
fuck you, fuck this thread and fuck every thread that contains the phrase "you arent a robot if.."
dont you guys remeber when this board was for comfy feels and introverted people to talk to each other. now its just some raging autists like you literally making fun of themselves. please stop.

>tfw i shat myself twice in public because i had an irrational fear of public shitting
I still do hate it,but i can force myself to when i feel i am going to shit my pants

>>26065679
this
originalio

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>>26065346
I had to use it once. I tried really hard not to. But from the college campus to my house it would take me a 30 minutes. My sphincter was already giving up the fight, I had no other choice but to rush straight to the closest toilet and release the beast. It was horrible. I don't know how people can shit so casually in public places.

>tfw when holding in a massive poop until you can't hold it any longer
>then a bit more
>and finally releasing it
>without pushing

>>26065346
>have some syndrome to justify it


I have this.

My life is hell

Its not that hard you faggots,if there is enough toilet paper and it looks clean,grab a lot and wipe the toilet before sitting in it.

If noone is around you can even wet the paper with some tap water first to make sure it will clean well.

If the floor is dirty or full of piss just try another one or cover your nose, and wash yourself well before leaving.

> live in a European country
> walls are paper thin
> need to shit
> fart, loudly.
> qt neighbor girl hears it, laughs.

And that is when I decided never to leave the house.

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>>26065346
>work in lowest tier retail job
>cleaning the bathrooms
>tfw can hear normies just walking into a stall, grunting, groaining, and moaning while I can hear their diarrhea splattering in the toilet bowl
>they walk out like nothing happened
>have to clean up after them

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>>26065988
>And that is when I decided never to leave the house.

clearly the most rational course of action

>>26065346
>He's seen a human face in real life
>he calls himself a robot

>>26065346
>le normies are dumb we robots are superior XDD
Shut up sperg.

>>26066013
Is that sarcasm? I am autistic by the way.

>>26065346
>scared to poop in public
>cares what society thinks of him
> calls himself a robot
top fucking kek
youre a fucking normie scum kiddo
you arent close to being a robot
after 6 years of not talking to anybody that isnt family or a service person(doctor,cashier...) ill shit in the middle of the street

>>26065346
I went only like two times in a public toilet cabin in a park and it was to masturbate, also it was incredibly dirty, the most unkept toilet i've seen in my life.

>>26065346

>he is aware that in theory there are public spaces and they may contain washrooms

Fuck off, normalfag.

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Only normies discuss topics like shitting and farting

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I cant poop or pee when people are around. There was another bot in a stall next to where I set up shop. Neither of us made a sound or bowel movement for over 30 minutes, waiting for the other to leave but refusing to get up knowing that the other will know they didn't poop yet. I figured I had more to lose because he knew for a fact I made no poop. I had enough and said fuck it, he probably understands the struggle too. I bowed to him behind his stall door, admitting he had the greater resolve.

Alternatively, you're not a fembot if you HAVEN'T pooped in public at least 5 times

>>26065346
Literally only normalfags do toilet humor.

>Not power shitting in public toilets to unnerve everyone in there

GTFO normie scum

>>26065346
I have irritable bowel syndrome. Is it enough or am I a normie? Must have done it at least 50 times

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There was one day when I held my pee in for such a long time that I could feel it leaking out. The moment I got to my bathroom, I started peeing all over the floor. It was overwhelmingly euphoric, I could feel all my neurotransmitters rushing through my veins and through my central nervous system. It was the highest I've ever felt in my life, and I've done heroin.