>be on the subway minding your own business
>look in front of you
Just imagine spanking that fat ass as hard as you can
My test levels are off charts right now...
>immediately avoid eye contact
>feel like shit
>start comtemplating why anyone looks at me ever
>begin thinking it might be how disgusting I look
>get off train 2 stops too early and cry
T B H
S E N P A I
Blonde women with nice asses are what dreams are made of.
>realize how glad I am edgelords don't actually act out on their antisocial urges irl in America
I don't know what I'd do if I was attacked by a cannibal, I'd probably just scream and cry like a little bitch.
Wageslavery and general societal expectations are definitely worth the protection society lends.
but you could be an honored wife in my high test harem, I'll protect you from the cannibals m'lady
Get ready for the ride of a lifetime.
>get back to reading my book
>resist urge to look
>think about how worthless I am and how she wouldn't like me anyways
>get off at my stop
>drink myself to sleep at home
Don't forget the part where you almost work up the courage to talk to her. Going through multiple scenarios and conversations in your head, and just as your about to do it she either gets off or Chad has beat you to it.
>tfw feeling depressed for a fictional scenario
Move over, try and make conversation, come off autistic but be too proud to cut my losses. End up pulling out my phone and sitting silently next to her until she gets off or moves, feel terrible for the rest of the day, and likely the week.
here she is IRL
I'd totally still hit it
No you idiot, it's the theory that men with high levels of testosterone are more attracted to busty, soft women rather than anorexic skellingtons who are the modern beauty standard.
>talk to high test girl first day of class
>"aw yeah I finally made it"
>she never speaks to me again
This life is pain
>tfw landwahale and from DC
what ward senpai?
>Think "Wow, if I were straight I would masturbate to her when I get home"
>Go back to looking at my phone