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>be on the subway minding your own business
>sit randomly
>look in front of you
>see this
what do?
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>>26063182
a weeb reading anime? I'd punch him in the face for being such a reprobate faggot
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Look back to whatever I was looking at before.
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>>26063182
Good lord muh test

please robot
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>>26063182
Cut some bacon off that pig and fry it right there on the train
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>>26063182
that's hot t.b.h.

also HIGH TEST THREAD.
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>>26063245
Just imagine spanking that fat ass as hard as you can
My test levels are off charts right now...
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>>26063182
>immediately avoid eye contact
>feel like shit
>start comtemplating why anyone looks at me ever
>begin thinking it might be how disgusting I look
>get off train 2 stops too early and cry
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>>26063182
Probably just sit there and wait for my stop, maybe occasionally eyeing up her thighs but otherwise not altering my commute.
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>>26063309
T B H
H
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S E N P A I
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Blonde women with nice asses are what dreams are made of.
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>>26063224
>be landwhale
>see this
>realize how glad I am edgelords don't actually act out on their antisocial urges irl in America
I don't know what I'd do if I was attacked by a cannibal, I'd probably just scream and cry like a little bitch.
Wageslavery and general societal expectations are definitely worth the protection society lends.
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>>26063645
I like this post desu
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The same thing I do whenever I'm on public transport alone, stare at the window or at the floor and ignore everything. Also this >>26063371
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>>26063182
"You should really learn to put down the fork, missy."
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>>26063797
but you could be an honored wife in my high test harem, I'll protect you from the cannibals m'lady
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>>26063371
>Literally typing Heaven
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>>26063182
Get ready for the ride of a lifetime.
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>get back to reading my book
>resist urge to look
>think about how worthless I am and how she wouldn't like me anyways
>get off at my stop
>drink myself to sleep at home
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>>26063371
>>26063867
>>26064173
Don't forget the part where you almost work up the courage to talk to her. Going through multiple scenarios and conversations in your head, and just as your about to do it she either gets off or Chad has beat you to it.
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>>26063182
Stand up and scream "HIGH TEST"
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>>26064343
Yeah. That's me all over.
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>tfw no chubby cosplat gf
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>>26064343

>tfw feeling depressed for a fictional scenario
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>>26064343
>Walk up to a stranger
>other than for directions
>in a subway
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Move over, try and make conversation, come off autistic but be too proud to cut my losses. End up pulling out my phone and sitting silently next to her until she gets off or moves, feel terrible for the rest of the day, and likely the week.
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>>26063182
say "gotdamn bruh she thicc affff"
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>>26063182
Do my best to avoid eye contact and go home and cry as I jerk off to my 6 foot wall scroll of her [/spoiler
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>>26063182
Say "Jesus" under my breath and do a quick double take before burying my face in my phone or looking away.
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>>26063946
If you knew the cringe-worthy backstory behind this picture I guarantee you wouldn't be posting it.
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>>26063292
>Dermatophagia
ICD OCD
Please send help how do i get rid of this shit.
Not this severe but fuck
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suffer internally
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Stop holding my phone in front of me like a retard, people might think I'm taking a picture of them.
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SONICO > POCACHO
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>>26063182
run to her and berry my face in her thighs

it's worth the jailtime
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>>26063182
Is she looking at the viewer or the phone? I can't tell.
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>>26066969
Enlighten me, senpai. What's the story?
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>>26063182
Can somebody explain where this high test thing came from, or some links to studies
I don't understand how testosterone levels affect whether or not you're a chubby chaser
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>>26063182
Tell porkchop to fuck off and go on a diet
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>>26063182
here she is IRL

I'd totally still hit it
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>>26069286
It's a meme.
Supposedly high test women are women that raise your test levels because they're thick, fat etc...
It has no scientific base.
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>>26063797
Is it bad that the idea of fattening up and eating chubby girls is my fetish.

C-can I eat you senpai?
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>>26069405
No you idiot, it's the theory that men with high levels of testosterone are more attracted to busty, soft women rather than anorexic skellingtons who are the modern beauty standard.
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>>26068648
mah nigga

originalpost
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>>26063797
I'm american honey. Born in DC and you best believe I will serve your severed pork flesh on a bun with some mayo and a side of fries
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>>26069508
You just got cyberbullied.
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>>26069508
It's actually that people with high test are more attracted to a certain hip/waist ratio that reflect on a female's reproductive capability without dying in the process.
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>>26063182
Realize that I've somehow entered the anime world and panic.
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>>26063797

Be honest, you were looking for guys to comment "HIGH TEST" and generally make you feel better about being fat, right?
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>>26063645
>>26063829

I like this post as well.
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>>26069710
This. It'd be alarming.
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high test and all but i don't feel any attraction towards non-whites, so this wouldn't float my boat.

if it was a while girl, then maybe.
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>>26070339
white*

desu senpai
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Man up and start a conversation with her
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>talk to high test girl first day of class
>"aw yeah I finally made it"
>she never speaks to me again

This life is pain
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I need to be original in order to post this
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>>26069561
>tfw landwahale and from DC

what ward senpai?
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>>26070490
Source nao please
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>>26070553
I have no idea anon, you'll have to ask somewhere else
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>>26070553
4u
https://hitomi.la/galleries/877877.html
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>>26070501
Well I was born in DC but grew up in town outside the city. Marylander for most of my life really... pork
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>Look up
>Think "Wow, if I were straight I would masturbate to her when I get home"
>Go back to looking at my phone
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>>26063182
Testosterone doesnt do that to women, it makes tem hairy and mannish. You're thinking of estrogen.
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Wonder how long it takes her to wipe her ass
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>>26069381
>that mark on her knee

you just know someone has been hitting her hard doggy
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