>you will never know what it feels like to be inside this.
It's not that great, robos. Just a warm feeling once you put it in and some friction for a while.
It also does make the base of your dick soaked. That feels disgusting.
OR maybe she has a disgusting pussy and/or you and/or her are bad at sex. I mean don't you come to that conclusion yourself?
first time post itt btw.
nice and clean. looks tight, even.
I found it exceptionally underwhelming.
Not that I expected to like sex, I don't have a drive as it is, but there's almost no sensation to it. It's tiring for no gain.
Also, as >>26061998 said it makes things go all damp.
>tfw you will never feel attraction or a sex drive
That is a nice looking pussy.
Ditto. My first time was great.
>Well, to be fair I've only had sex with one woman
Vaginas vary pretty much as much as wieners do. I would agree with you inasmuch as a good handjob is better than *some* pussy. But there is some truly priceless tang out there if you can find it.
>fucking a dog is legal
>watching girl get fucked by dog online is illegal
>Finland fuck yeah
I like those sweet neetbucks government gives me though
pic related : my gf's pussy
fuck off robots
Anyone can be a chad. You people are pathetic. When you meet a new person, a new girl, anybody, you can be anything you want. They will have no idea you've been a beta faggot your whole life. You can become an entirely different person. They will then project their thoughts and feelings and own person sight of you and you will become a god.
well, at least if you are white. If you are anything else, then kill yourself.
Quit rolling in your misery, lose weight, get fit, read a book, pick up hobbies, pick up chicks. It's fucking easy.
sex is really nice and for some reason i prefer it to a nice bj, probably because evolution has hardwired me to think that but i honestly think a nice dick suckin feels way better
She's at work. I'm gonna go fuck her in a few hours. Besides, I used to be a robot. But then I figured out that if you are white, you can never be a robot. Jokes on you.
Why you so salty mate? Almost makes me believe you are lying. kek
>because you will be enjoying your gf instead of spending your time with beta faggot loser.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm married and I have children. Do you think that all 4chan users are virgins?
Not lying mate. Why would I lie on a fucking anonymous board for beta faggots
The truth is, you're a beta, you got your first girlfriend and you thought "I can't wait to show /r9k/", because you desperately need validation from somewhere and no one else gives a shit.
Ugh. That is the worst.
>the smell on your underwear after the stuff dried and got encrusted to it
I'm never again not showering after sex. I'd rather kill myself to have to deal with that again.
I just got done fucking a wagie's gf. It feels good cucking him twice, money AND pussy. She said her butthole is reserved exclusively for neet master race cock. I kind almost felt bad for him when she said that but then I remembered he's just a wagie, and after experiencing how tight the poop chute was I quickly forgot all about feeling bad for him.
Unlike you, OP, I'll never know what it feels like to be a raging shit-posting faggot
This desu senpai
I don't really fap since I was cut sex doesn't feel good. It's kind of like a sneeze, a building and release of pressure and the pressure going away is nice but it doesn't exactly feel good in any sense of the word. For cutlets sex is reinforced negatively while intactfags have sex reinforced positively.
it's funny because it's true I've never heard or read about that somewhere (the fact that you have vagina goo at the bottom of your glans after fucking)
I can add that often your dick smells very bad of stinky mouth after a blowjob (I mean it's no surprise if it has been in someone mouth for 5++ minutes)
>tfw no gf who gets super wet to eat out
>good blow/handjob>blowjob>sex when she's on top>sex doggy>handjob>sex missionary>masturbation
I'm a lazy fuck and doing all the work ruins any enjoyment.
The best sexual experience I had was when she would slobber all over my dick followed by a good hand job, occasionally moving her tongue around the tip. When I was about to cum she wrapped her lips around my shaft and sucked me dry.
if a girl gets exceptionally wet I use that as lube to go anal with my finger
if you're down on them and have them moaning, they don't have the mental capacity to think of stopping you
>that isnt supposed to happen to men
According to a medical textbook or according to an american sitcom? Men, well most men, experience a decline in sexual desire as they age, this is a well-documented fact. And ball size doesn't have anything to do with how horny you are anyways, topkek. I hope all girls aren't as clueless as you