>tfw no job >tfw failed college >tfw can't bring

>>26057510
come up with a fake life

some guys dont even mind NEETs

I'm a college dropout too OP. I got a wageslave job and worked my way up to general manager. I have a qt bf as well. No real friends because they all moved away but I've gone out with a some co-workers a couple times lately. The point is, life goes on. Maybe college just wasn't for you. You can succeed at other things.

Its funny seeing the girl frogs

>>26057510
>Not sucking cock to get by
What even?

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>>26057621
Since failed normies are a thing, what about failed roasties?

>>26057510
Well, let's be cynical for a second, and say that if you're good looking enough, you might still get a guy.

But now, let's be realistic, work your ass off to find a job, and not a shitty one. Or start at the bottom, work on yourself, and you might get through it.

Self pity is digging your own tomb.

>>26057630
Failed roasties seems good. Separates them from bots.

I would be your friend OP, but you live in US right?

you are projecting just like all stupid, solipsistic women.

same reason women play hard to get. it excites them when a man is hard to get. they think men must want that quality in women, too. men don't, though.

and no man cares about your degree or your job. all men care about is your looks. your looks indicate how good your body is at making babies. that's what attracts men. you're attracted to degrees and careers and social status shit because you want to marry the top dog so your babies will be well provided for.

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Just get a bf from here.

We all failed at life

>>26057704
>compound your failure with someone else's
no way this could possibly go wrong.

>>26057696
>you are projecting
>lacking THIS much self awareness

>>26057621
I don't need STDs on top of all my problems right now.

but are you a qt?

>>26057704
Fems only like guys that are better than them.

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I never wanted to be a robot in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A VIRGIN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from thread to thread! As they float down the mighty catalog of
/normie/! With my no gf not by my side!
The Lurker!
The Troll!
The Giant BBC
The Shitposter!
The Read The Rules!
We'd post! Post! Post!

Oh, I'm a virgin, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I cry all day.

He's a virgin, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he cries all day.

I get good boy points, I eat my tendies,
I go poo-poo pee-pee.
On Wednesdays Mom goes shoppin'
And I eat it up for free.

Mounties: He gets good boy points he eats tendies
He goes poo-poo pee-pee.
On Wednesdays Mom goes shoppin'
And he eats it up for free

I get good boy points, I shave my balls,
I like jack off to trap porn.
I message guys on craigslist,
And blow them in their cars.

He gets good boy points, he shaves his balls,
He likes to jack off to trap porn.
He messages guys on craigslist
And blows them in their...CARS???????

I get good boy points, I wear tight pants,
Panties and a bra.
I wish I'd met my father
And get away from my mama.

He gets good boy points, he wears tight pants,
Panties?? and a .... a Bra????
What the fuck is this? Wants to be a "pretends to be a woman on the internet"? Oh, My!

And I thought you were so normie! Faggot!

>>26057510
Not everyone can do college. Get educated and graduate with something, it doesn't have to be a bachelors, just something that will teach you a marketable skill.

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>>26057510
>being a woman
>believing that you have to have a job, education, or accomplishments in order to be desirable.

Those are male-only problems.

All you have to do is be available and not be hideously ugly. And even that last one is optional.

>>26058598
>All you have to do is be available and not be hideously ugly. And even that last one is optional.
I'm loving this meme!

>>26058780
>I'm loving this meme!

Post your skype. I'll date you now if you have a real vagina.

>>26058598
>I don't know what real life or real life standards are the post
Can't meet men if you cant afford to ride the bus or dress nice. Retard. You think looking pretty is cheap?

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>>26057510
Date me senpai, I love neets, we can build a nest together xx

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>>26058780
Want a meme? Google "where have all the good men gone" and see how many single professional women are writing articles about being unable to find a boyfriend because they've wasted their 20s building a career.

Men literally don't give a shit about your career or your education. Nobody wants a fucking caffene-fueled highly driven "smart" career woman. Thats a man, and if I wanted to date a man then I'd just fucking do that.

I'd rather have a nice feminine caring loyal domestic wifey who wants to have lots of kids with me while I go out to work to support them. Y'know, an actual woman and a family. "Oppression" as feminists call it.

>>26058878
You don't need a college education or a career to get the kind of job that allows you to ride the bus or afford a dress.

>>26058908
>while I go out to work to support them
CAN you support a family? I'd rather be celibate while being able to afford my own stuff than be living in poverty with a wageslave bf

>>26058908
>You don't need a college education or a career to get the kind of job that allows you to ride the bus or afford a dress.
>I think life is like the movies the post
No man is going to dress a woman to go out with her. Real people don't want to walk around people in thrift shop clothes.

>>26059004
I will be able to soon as I'm getting interviews for non-shit decent-paying jobs doing something that I actually give a shit about. Which is how it should be.

>No man is going to dress a woman to go out with her. Real people don't want to walk around people in thrift shop clothes.

Do you think men know anything about women's fashion? We can barely dress ourselves. Also don't try to pretend that """""vintage""""" hipster faggot clothing is unfashonable.

>>26059114
>I will be able to soon as I'm getting interviews for non-shit decent-paying jobs doing something that I actually give a shit about. Which is how it should be.
You sound like a fucking retard tbqh. A "decent" paying job is not going to cut it if you want a shitload of kids.

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>No job
>No money
>No car
>Don't go to uni
>Don't wanna pursue relationships because I don't think I'm good enough for any woman

I had major depression and didn't leave my house for three years except for grocery shopping. I was sweating all the time and was scared to wait in line at the register.
Now I finished my bachelor's and am six weeks away from my final master's exam.
I also have a kind and nerdy bf.

Go to therapy. Get meds. Get a dog. Work on your problems. It's never too late.
Three years of being a shut-in, anxiety ridden NEET and now I'm a semi-Normie.

>>26059131
The entry level salary is decent, mid and upper level are way better.

But since I don't even have a gf at this point I'm not thinking about having kids.

>>26059139
iktf. Feels good to be coming out of it tho.

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>>26059184
That is my default state because its how i grew up, from my earliest years. Its so ingrained in me to be a neet lonely piece of shit, every time i try to achive some semblance of normality i break down and go back to my true ways.
Done therapy for years, im on meds, done so much self reflection if you can do these things and come out normal then you are not really a robot

>>26059139
well atleast you know you are worth nothing..