Hey /r9k/, check your dick.
Do you have pearly penile papules?
What is pearly penile papules?
The papules appear as one or several rows of small, pearly or flesh-colored, smooth, dome-topped bumps situated circumferentially around the corona or sulcus of the glans.
Also called hirsuties coronae glandis they are sometimes described as vestigial remnants of penile spines
You heard right, humans once had spikey dicks
Do be scared if you have them
Embrace your spikes
Reminder they are on your bulb
So the circumcised have them too
>>26050132
But theyre designed to make it harder to pullout (not that anyone here would be affected)
who
/mutantdick/ here
this is what happens when you're cut and jack off with calluses on your hands
>>26050132
POASTIE PAPULOSTIE
>>26050334
Wtf, how many years did it take for that to happen?
>>26050334
Same my man. I used to jack it with cloth or tissues, since I never thought of lotion and spit disgusted me. I can now say my cock looks like a prune
>>26050687
only a few years of dry fapping tbqh family
>>26050687
im 18 and i started doing manual labor at like 16 so 2
before i had the rough hands it was never an issue
i think it's scar tissue who knows
i dont even fap dry i use spit
>>26050334
mine looks the same, barely any sensation left. it sucks and i pretty much lost interest in sex and women by now
>>26050132
i had a mild case of them, now they are almost completely gone, not sure if its cause im getting older or what
>>26050334
same tbqhwyfamilia
>>26050705
>tfw you didn't even know about lube
>tfw you just assumed a dick looked like that
>tfw you see this thread and realize it isn't
>tfw finding out you ruined your penis by masturbating at a young age
>>26050132
God damn that's a good looking cock.
>>26050781
at least now the damage is done so you can masturbate in peace
>>26050810
It's not quite that bad yet though, and I don't masturbate much anymore either (like once every couple of months), is there any way it can be reversed?
l had to
>>26050334
>tfw dick looks like this and I also have penile papules
>no girl ever brought it up as a problem though one thought I had an STD until I explained
It doesn't matter jack all. If a woman is at a point where she'd suck your dick or want you to put it in, it doesn't really make much of a difference.
>>26050836
Born again
Checked my dick out, I got some but you wouldn't notice them unless you were looking for them
>>26050132
i hate having those pieces of shit. literally kill me
Any femanons wanna weigh in on mutant spike dicks?
>>26051633
What do you mean by that?
Also, consider your dubs checked.
>>26050334
What the fuck that's normal?!
This is very unsettling.
>>26051790
*not normal
ftfm
>>26050334
WTF? I thought every dick looked like that. Mine had creases before I started jacking off
>>26051861
When you're a baby your foreskin is stuck to your penis head by the same type of tissue that holds your fingernails to your fingertips.
To separate it for the circumcision, they usually ram a gomco clamp into your preputial orifice to shred the foreskin and penis head apart.
Apparently this can cause pitting in the glans which may be permanent. Not sure of where I read this. Look it up if you're so inclined, I'm too tired at the moment.
>>26051861
Dick heads shouldn't look like prunes anon
>>26052055
I guess that happened to me
The girl I'm with has never been with another guy, so hopefully she doesn't realize my dick is abnormal
what the fuck, I can't tell if these are cute or horrible abominations.
>>26052203
>implying she doesn't watch porn yearning for a real cock
>>26050334
>cutfags>muh original comment
>>26051742
severely mentally ill scumbag woman here, ran out of scabs to rip off
they terrify me and I would run away, cry, vomit, or try to scrape them off somehow. probably with a razor blade while you slept.
normie girls might not even notice, though.