Can someone explain what couples even do?
It's so foreign to me.
Let's say I got a girlfriend right now. What's the next step? What do we even do? What does an average day look like?
It's too late if you even have to ask. There are years and years of complex social cues you've missed in your life that anyone who has them will be able to pick up on.
Even if you somehow manage to get a gt, first date she's going to know something is wrong. Depending on your age she may leave then and there, but even if she doesn't she's going to get tired of guiding you through the right steps.
>never a gf or even a best friend
to expand on this, how do you even know when it's "official"?
let's say I ask a girl out on a date, she says yes. we meet up, have a good time, I ask her out on a second date. we meet up and have a good time again. now what? she's clearly interested, do I like "declare" it or something? HOW DO I KNOW WHEN A POTENTIAL GF TURNS INTO A REAL GF
You show up on a horse drawn carriage and take her to a fancy restaurant. Make sure to chew her food for her and open every door in the building before another guy does, this makes you the winner of the date and you get inside her ass.
If you want to know what couples do anon, I can let you in.
It's nice, you just enjoy each other's company. You make meals together. You grocery shop together, you ask about each other's day. You love, you kiss, you cuddle. You give each other space. You laugh, you read, you de-stress. You have sex late at night or early morning or whenever you want. You share dreams, insecurities, memories. You make late trips to pizzerias and donut shops. You go to the bar together. You just learn to be best friends and grow up together.
It's simple and it's wonderful but that doesn't mean it's not hard work.
Had a few girlfriends as a teen and into my early twenties, most days were watching shitty tv in bed, ordering a takeaway, occasionally "going out" for dinner or cinema ect. Was kind of dull, always wished I was single to play video games. Guess I got my wish.
Nowadays it would probably be based off social media, I personally always asked "Do you want to be GF" after a few dates.
Got asked out by two forward girls aswell, sadly both were the long term relationships.
Just imagine that you already have gf, you have had gf for a week now. Actually she is the one typing your posts, she jerked you off earlier, you watched anime together, played some vidya, and told your mom to fuck off when she tried to ask if you want to go visit your little sister and her husband. She has been with you 24/7 since you met, doing all the stuff you have been doing. There is not some secret special stuff only couples do, there is just people sharing a life.
Like, what you're saying is that you have someone who can... Actually do nothing with and still be comfortable?
Reading this post was like having a brick thrown at my chest.
>What's the next step?
CRASHING YOUR RELATIONSHIP
Actually sounds kind of awful. Probably feels really good while you're doing it, but once we break up I'd be wondering in retrospect why I wasn't investing all that time into music or sport. Seems to be the emotional equivalent of posting on an imageboard for Chinese cartoons but normies decided it's socially acceptable because you get to smash.
Read at your own risk. Frogs do not open, this is for OP.
I have a cute shutin waifu. Usually the days involve me coming home and if she's had a shorter workday then she has started dinner, or if she's too tired she hasn't then she hugs me when I come in through the door. Then we sit around and either eat or consider what to make/go out and get as we watch Fraser and Cheers. By the time we have food, usually its Regular Show or Adventure time. By the time teen titans comes on we want the fuck away from the TV. We then either play some diff video games or do a MOBA or MMORPG together. Later in the night I run single player DnD or text RP for her. We have sexytimes about three times a week before bed. In the morning I sleep through like 5 alarms then she wakes me up to not be late for work and packs my lunch. Repeat until weekend when I take her out to eat somewhere on either sat or sunday and we laze around the fucking house like losers.
I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE
every single minute every second I spend in this place could be used to do literally anything else
there's something wrong with my brain
there has to be something wrong with my brain
the fire hurts but I stand in it every day willingly
I want to change but I can't, I'm not strong enough
I don't want to pull someone else into my claustrophobic little world but I can't deal with being alone
As an antisocial person that sounds legitimately awful.
My last and current relationships have started out differently as far as the pre-dating and dating phases, but the relationship part and what we "do" is about the same.
After the first couple dates (assuming they go well) I start getting invited to hang out with her and some of her friends/family members in safe, public places. Eventually they either wanted to go to my place to hang out (play games, watch shows, talk, whatever) or we went to hers. In both cases, we started having sex or doing sexual things about a week or so in, so there's gonna be that every now and then, too. It's really no different than having a friend, except you get to hold hands with and kiss this friend every now and then. When it gets "serious" you'll start doing cutesy shit like >>26050375 said, grocery shopping, cooking, discussing actual topics more often instead of telling stories and endless questions in an attempt to get to know each other better.
Although I've had several relationships, I'll never understand the need for that kind of "need" for confirmation so you can have a title. I guess when the chick starts taking pictures of you two together ("ussie," like a selfie but with us) and spreading them all over social media, you're official. That's what happened to me anyhow.
Yeah she works. Its a job working for her dad. She spills her spaghetti and can't handle driving herself places or working in a high stress environment. I drive her with me when I go, and she rides back with him at the end of the day. Some days they finish early but she usually works less hours than me anyway. Other times its late and I pick her up. She can't drive herself anywhere she hasn't been without a full on panic attack, and she mumbles and gets scared even trying to order mcdonalds and stuff for herself. I basically have to do all the "outside" stuff for us. Thats why I say I take her out on every saturday and sunday, cause it has to be me doing it. On the bright side, she was a virgin when I got her.
There are literally thousands of jobs you can do from the home now robots. I'm not that anon but I'm constantly trying to convince you guys to give it a try. I do transcription and make enough to cover rent and bills. One skype call a month, the rest is email.
Says the guy whose never had a gf.
Each person is a new experience. There's no 'routine' when it comes to relationships. You just get to know somebody, talk to them, spend time with them. I cannot get any more specific than that.
I think a normalfag's main ritual when in a couple is going out together as much as possible so they can perform PDA around single people and make them feel as uncomfortable as possible
Besides the sexual/cuddling stuff this sounds like stuff I'd normally do with a close friend. What's the difference between a close friend and a gf?
Still sounds nice.
a gf is your one close female friend who you are allowed to be intimate with. only one, though. don't even think you get to talk to montana, even if you haven't spoken to her in months
She was seriously 9/10 when I met her, naturally she filled in after marriage but just looks a tad milfy now instead of fat. I'd say 7/10 or 8/10 depending on your tastes.
Her parents were super strict and sent her to private school and raised her ridiculously sheltered. I'm 100% positive they are to do with how she is. But anyway, they seemed to become concerned with her finding a guy, so since she was 18 they fed her ultra tiny portions to keep her model-thin at all times to attract a guy. Pointless, cause she stayed inside 98% of the week.
She was willing to do anything I asked her to but I told her to go ahead and eat what she wants cause I felt bad for her her parents had handled her. Recently she began dieting on her own and working out, so I just buy her whatever she needs to do that.
Because she was so thin and tiny when I met her, when I first brought her to a christmas dinner with all the employees from my workplace, they thought I had bagged myself a 16 year old girl. I got pulled into my bosses office and they were going to lecture me until I proved she was 21 at that time.
So the exclusivity is the difference? I can get down with monogamy but why can't I discuss hopes and dreams with my bros? Why is going for a late night meal something that is so different with a gf than with my friend?
Obviously I'v never had a gf so I have no reference point. I enjoy getting donuts and watching a movie with a friend but it's not this thing worth freaking out over like some of the responses other posters made to that post.
>can understand issues a woman couldn't
>will gladly split the bill and play vidya with you, more likely to be into your hobbies
>more willing to try out your fetishes
>get to have fun times with a bro except you also fug
>delicious boypussy or a willingness to fill up yours
Women are literally a meme.
I'd love to go gay but its just impossible. I've never had a boner for a guy and I can't get them no matter what a guy does or how it looks. There is just zero sexual attraction. Too fucking bad I guess, cause boy are women worthless sacks of shit. Sadly they get my cock hard.
Me and mine just hang out, play video games, watch movies and are generally just best friends. We fuck like 4-7 times a week when ever the mood strikes. Beyond the fucking a good girlfriend should just be like being with the best friend you can think of and whatever that entitles.
As for how you go from 1 or 2 dates to actually dating you either just say that you're dating to one another or no one will say anything and you'll just be together.
Getting a girlfriend is just like finding and maintaining a normal friend, but if you can't do that then you should start there. And before you say "hurr robots can't just make friends", I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone has a hard time making real friends outside of school. I've never met anyone who has an easy time making friends as an out of school adult so you just gotta go and talk to a ton of people and hope one finds you interesting also. Theres no magic behind it other then alot of work, embarrassment, and failure.
Then walk outside and start doing things. Hell if an agoraphic like me can just one day get sick and tired of it and walk outside even tho his brain and body are screaming at him not to them you can too. Shit bro every time I leave the house for the past 15 years I become physically ill... But I just keep going out because you have to just headbutt those problems the best you can and every time you fail you just stand up and do it again because what else are you going to fucking do?
I hope one day the loneliness decreases for you, friend, even if it's on your slavery to the vaginal jew.
there's nothing out there for me
people don't like me
if I go outside them I'm just the creepy walking around who looks like he's one public embarrassment from having a mental breakdown in public
I can't talk to people. it's so hard. I want to be with people but I don't have what it takes.
Then don't... Hide.
You either try and fail alot (and I mean a fucking lot) before things start to work out. Or you hide. I don't care man I just told you what worked for me... And that was being fucking stubborn
I feel so empty whenever I think about this. Which is all the time.
you don't understand
I am deathly afraid of embarrassing myself or wasting others' time or being annoying or doing something stupid or messing up or being weird
and every time I fail, it jus reaffirms my worst fears and makes me want to cry
She kept sneaking online video games. I thought she was a man for 2 whole years before I realised what she was. This was because a specific guy kept telling the rest of us on a vent she was totally a dude because she never used a mic ever. She was too shy/spaghetti to ever mic. Then I befriended her/got closer/realised she was a GRILL and saw her pic. This was my face.
Not that guy anon but you have to realize that if you don't want this to happen then experiencing it if the only way you will have foresight and the knowledge to avoid it the next time. It's practice makes perfect.
>implying this is what it is
it's actually constant fighting. the man goes out and works all day while the wife stays at home and gets bored so she fucks chad. then she blames it on you because you weren't around enough.
how many friends do you have currently?
how many friends did you have when exiting high school?
are you currently in a romantic relationship?
have you ever experienced mutual love?
rate your own face on a scale of 1 to 10
I don't think it should be any work i think it should be just as good as when you met your first best friend also if you have to change anything about yourself its not gonna wokr
All you are is electrical signals in your brain. by having a certain mentality those electrical signals are bored Into that path, like wiring or pathways. Therefore by telling yourself that you are a slave to your own destiny, you literally become a slave to your own destiny. Not saying that changes anything, its just interesting
You basically become a core 2 duo and divide most of life's processes between the two of you
You can get even more accomplished if you completely ignore the sexual organs and testosterone fucking your mind up and roommate with like minded people male or female. You can achieve so much more without the pussy.
It's so simple but I never realized. I thought I knew and now that I know I want to die.
I'm the same way but I'm noticing small differences in my thinking that might be me mentally transitioning.
>I want to change my name to Mackenzie
>I want to cuddle short guys I see
>I generally just want to be closer with men
But they still don't arouse me. Fml.
In my experience, one of the people starts coyly slipping in references to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" and then you have to have the conversation where you kinda both put it on the line and decide what you wanna do. Sometimes feelings get hurt, sometimes it works out.
I wake up, kiss gf, cuddle while we both prepare ourselves for our day, eat breakfast together, go t o work, come home, eat dinner together while watching anime, play vidya together, i fuck her, we cuddle and go to bed
social phobias, anxiety, fear of rejection, fear of strangers, fear of abandonment, fear of failure, obsessive tendencies, mood swings, feelings of worthlessness, mommy issues, warped sexuality, etc etc etc
why do I have them? I don't know, a broken brain and a shitty upbringing? why does anyone have anything?
Seems like a lot of work needed to maintain one, do normies get time to listen to music and watch their shows while in a relationship? Seems like you would need to constantly call, or text your partner and I'm sure I would not do that constantly. maybe a total of 20 minutes a day. I'd like a gf, but only on the weekends or something like that.
anons, you can always find a date online
I found my own husbando on the r9k spawn that is yandere.org