Can someone explain what couples even do? It's so foreign

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It's too late if you even have to ask. There are years and years of complex social cues you've missed in your life that anyone who has them will be able to pick up on.

Even if you somehow manage to get a gt, first date she's going to know something is wrong. Depending on your age she may leave then and there, but even if she doesn't she's going to get tired of guiding you through the right steps.

t.
>30
>never a gf or even a best friend
>no hope

to expand on this, how do you even know when it's "official"?

let's say I ask a girl out on a date, she says yes. we meet up, have a good time, I ask her out on a second date. we meet up and have a good time again. now what? she's clearly interested, do I like "declare" it or something? HOW DO I KNOW WHEN A POTENTIAL GF TURNS INTO A REAL GF

You show up on a horse drawn carriage and take her to a fancy restaurant. Make sure to chew her food for her and open every door in the building before another guy does, this makes you the winner of the date and you get inside her ass.

>>26049866
You just ask her to be your gf and if she says yes it's official and now you can get cucked

If you want to know what couples do anon, I can let you in.

It's nice, you just enjoy each other's company. You make meals together. You grocery shop together, you ask about each other's day. You love, you kiss, you cuddle. You give each other space. You laugh, you read, you de-stress. You have sex late at night or early morning or whenever you want. You share dreams, insecurities, memories. You make late trips to pizzerias and donut shops. You go to the bar together. You just learn to be best friends and grow up together.

It's simple and it's wonderful but that doesn't mean it's not hard work.

>>26050375
That sounds amazing and magical. Thank you for the push I needed to blow my fucking head off. Goodbye.

>>26050375

I didn't want these feelings.

>>26049736
Ex-Normie here

Had a few girlfriends as a teen and into my early twenties, most days were watching shitty tv in bed, ordering a takeaway, occasionally "going out" for dinner or cinema ect. Was kind of dull, always wished I was single to play video games. Guess I got my wish.

>>26049866
Nowadays it would probably be based off social media, I personally always asked "Do you want to be GF" after a few dates.
Got asked out by two forward girls aswell, sadly both were the long term relationships.

>>26050375
: / I never realized how lonely I was until I read this

Just imagine that you already have gf, you have had gf for a week now. Actually she is the one typing your posts, she jerked you off earlier, you watched anime together, played some vidya, and told your mom to fuck off when she tried to ask if you want to go visit your little sister and her husband. She has been with you 24/7 since you met, doing all the stuff you have been doing. There is not some secret special stuff only couples do, there is just people sharing a life.

>>26050375
man, this makes life seem so much more empty. Maybe in the next life...

>>26050375
except for the sex all of that is hard work. I'd rather be shitposting desu

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>>26050375
Like, what you're saying is that you have someone who can... Actually do nothing with and still be comfortable?

... Fuck

>>26050615

the couples that shitpost together, stay together

>>26050636
fuck off you alien-headed attention whore

no one likes you

>>26050549
hello psyche ward

>>26049736
Spend time together. Do things. Learn about one another and enjoy each others company. Have sex.

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>>26050375
Reading this post was like having a brick thrown at my chest.

>>26050478

pls no anon

>>26050375
This. It's one of the best things in the world. You guys are missing out on a huge part of life by not partaking.

>>26050748
YOU SAY IT LIKE I'M NOT TRYINNNNNGGGNGNGNGNNNNNNNNN

>>26050375
sounds boring

why did I even desire it

going back to dragon's dogma

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>>26049736
>What's the next step?
CRASHING YOUR RELATIONSHIP

>>26050764
A lot of the people here aren't though, which is to whom my post was directed.

>>26049817
>There are years and years of complex social cues you've missed in your life that anyone who has them will be able to pick up on.

Damn this hurts a lot

>>26050375
Actually sounds kind of awful. Probably feels really good while you're doing it, but once we break up I'd be wondering in retrospect why I wasn't investing all that time into music or sport. Seems to be the emotional equivalent of posting on an imageboard for Chinese cartoons but normies decided it's socially acceptable because you get to smash.

>>26050636
weren't you banned you stupid cunt

>>26050375
sometimes I read stuff on 4chan and I feel real physical pain

I don't want to be alone you guys

>>26049736
Read at your own risk. Frogs do not open, this is for OP.

I have a cute shutin waifu. Usually the days involve me coming home and if she's had a shorter workday then she has started dinner, or if she's too tired she hasn't then she hugs me when I come in through the door. Then we sit around and either eat or consider what to make/go out and get as we watch Fraser and Cheers. By the time we have food, usually its Regular Show or Adventure time. By the time teen titans comes on we want the fuck away from the TV. We then either play some diff video games or do a MOBA or MMORPG together. Later in the night I run single player DnD or text RP for her. We have sexytimes about three times a week before bed. In the morning I sleep through like 5 alarms then she wakes me up to not be late for work and packs my lunch. Repeat until weekend when I take her out to eat somewhere on either sat or sunday and we laze around the fucking house like losers.

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>>26050902
I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE

every single minute every second I spend in this place could be used to do literally anything else

there's something wrong with my brain
there has to be something wrong with my brain

the fire hurts but I stand in it every day willingly

I want to change but I can't, I'm not strong enough

I don't want to pull someone else into my claustrophobic little world but I can't deal with being alone

>>26050950
>shut in
>goes to work

really anon

>>26050950
>shutin
>workday
kekkles

>>26050923
Hello piss drinker.

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>>26050375
As an antisocial person that sounds legitimately awful.

>>26049736
My last and current relationships have started out differently as far as the pre-dating and dating phases, but the relationship part and what we "do" is about the same.

After the first couple dates (assuming they go well) I start getting invited to hang out with her and some of her friends/family members in safe, public places. Eventually they either wanted to go to my place to hang out (play games, watch shows, talk, whatever) or we went to hers. In both cases, we started having sex or doing sexual things about a week or so in, so there's gonna be that every now and then, too. It's really no different than having a friend, except you get to hold hands with and kiss this friend every now and then. When it gets "serious" you'll start doing cutesy shit like >>26050375 said, grocery shopping, cooking, discussing actual topics more often instead of telling stories and endless questions in an attempt to get to know each other better.


>>26049866
Although I've had several relationships, I'll never understand the need for that kind of "need" for confirmation so you can have a title. I guess when the chick starts taking pictures of you two together ("ussie," like a selfie but with us) and spreading them all over social media, you're official. That's what happened to me anyhow.

>>26051019
>>26051034
Yeah she works. Its a job working for her dad. She spills her spaghetti and can't handle driving herself places or working in a high stress environment. I drive her with me when I go, and she rides back with him at the end of the day. Some days they finish early but she usually works less hours than me anyway. Other times its late and I pick her up. She can't drive herself anywhere she hasn't been without a full on panic attack, and she mumbles and gets scared even trying to order mcdonalds and stuff for herself. I basically have to do all the "outside" stuff for us. Thats why I say I take her out on every saturday and sunday, cause it has to be me doing it. On the bright side, she was a virgin when I got her.

>>26051019
>>26051034

There are literally thousands of jobs you can do from the home now robots. I'm not that anon but I'm constantly trying to convince you guys to give it a try. I do transcription and make enough to cover rent and bills. One skype call a month, the rest is email.

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>>26050375

Oh.

So that's what it's like.

>>26049877
underrated post (4robot)

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>>26050988
That is all of our existences.

>>26051073
>ussie
>like a selfie but with us

...

>>26051082
I really wish I had a neurodiverse gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts

>>26051142
>...
I didn't make it up, man. Blame it on a former FWB.

>>26049817
Says the guy whose never had a gf.
Each person is a new experience. There's no 'routine' when it comes to relationships. You just get to know somebody, talk to them, spend time with them. I cannot get any more specific than that.

I'm going to be alone forever.

I am going to be alone forever.

I will be alone. I'm not master of my destiny, I'm a slave to it.

>>26050950
>>26051082
she sounds amazing OP. What are her looks like?

>>26051321
oops. meant to say anon

but lets pretend I meant over powered

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I think a normalfag's main ritual when in a couple is going out together as much as possible so they can perform PDA around single people and make them feel as uncomfortable as possible

>>26050375
That...sounds....
fucking horrible, holy shit.
Besides the sex, I don't see the point in actually spending time with another person doing those things.

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>>26050375
Besides the sexual/cuddling stuff this sounds like stuff I'd normally do with a close friend. What's the difference between a close friend and a gf?

Still sounds nice.

>>26051407
a gf is your one close female friend who you are allowed to be intimate with. only one, though. don't even think you get to talk to montana, even if you haven't spoken to her in months

>>26051488
Guys are better in every way

N-no homo

>>26051321
She was seriously 9/10 when I met her, naturally she filled in after marriage but just looks a tad milfy now instead of fat. I'd say 7/10 or 8/10 depending on your tastes.

Her parents were super strict and sent her to private school and raised her ridiculously sheltered. I'm 100% positive they are to do with how she is. But anyway, they seemed to become concerned with her finding a guy, so since she was 18 they fed her ultra tiny portions to keep her model-thin at all times to attract a guy. Pointless, cause she stayed inside 98% of the week.

She was willing to do anything I asked her to but I told her to go ahead and eat what she wants cause I felt bad for her her parents had handled her. Recently she began dieting on her own and working out, so I just buy her whatever she needs to do that.

Because she was so thin and tiny when I met her, when I first brought her to a christmas dinner with all the employees from my workplace, they thought I had bagged myself a 16 year old girl. I got pulled into my bosses office and they were going to lecture me until I proved she was 21 at that time.

>>26051488
So the exclusivity is the difference? I can get down with monogamy but why can't I discuss hopes and dreams with my bros? Why is going for a late night meal something that is so different with a gf than with my friend?

Obviously I'v never had a gf so I have no reference point. I enjoy getting donuts and watching a movie with a friend but it's not this thing worth freaking out over like some of the responses other posters made to that post.

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>>26051514
>can understand issues a woman couldn't
>will gladly split the bill and play vidya with you, more likely to be into your hobbies
>more willing to try out your fetishes
>get to have fun times with a bro except you also fug
>delicious boypussy or a willingness to fill up yours

Women are literally a meme.

>>26051631
I'd love to go gay but its just impossible. I've never had a boner for a guy and I can't get them no matter what a guy does or how it looks. There is just zero sexual attraction. Too fucking bad I guess, cause boy are women worthless sacks of shit. Sadly they get my cock hard.

>>26051407
nothing, other than sexytime

>>26049736
Me and mine just hang out, play video games, watch movies and are generally just best friends. We fuck like 4-7 times a week when ever the mood strikes. Beyond the fucking a good girlfriend should just be like being with the best friend you can think of and whatever that entitles.

As for how you go from 1 or 2 dates to actually dating you either just say that you're dating to one another or no one will say anything and you'll just be together.

Getting a girlfriend is just like finding and maintaining a normal friend, but if you can't do that then you should start there. And before you say "hurr robots can't just make friends", I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone has a hard time making real friends outside of school. I've never met anyone who has an easy time making friends as an out of school adult so you just gotta go and talk to a ton of people and hope one finds you interesting also. Theres no magic behind it other then alot of work, embarrassment, and failure.

>>26051543
That sounds really nice anon, but you've got me wondering. If she is really sheltered how did you end up meeting her in the first place?

>>26051668
>go out and talk to a ton of people
I can't.

>>26050988
Then walk outside and start doing things. Hell if an agoraphic like me can just one day get sick and tired of it and walk outside even tho his brain and body are screaming at him not to them you can too. Shit bro every time I leave the house for the past 15 years I become physically ill... But I just keep going out because you have to just headbutt those problems the best you can and every time you fail you just stand up and do it again because what else are you going to fucking do?

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>>26051665
I hope one day the loneliness decreases for you, friend, even if it's on your slavery to the vaginal jew.

>>26049736
exactly same stuff as you like

I have a NEET wife and we go on walks and stuff but mostly we hang around in silence fucking around with hobbies

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>>26051668
Get out normie garbage trash.

>>26051712
See>>26051763
This is also me

>>26051811
See>>26051763
Also Me once again

>>26051763
there's nothing out there for me

people don't like me

if I go outside them I'm just the creepy walking around who looks like he's one public embarrassment from having a mental breakdown in public

I can't talk to people. it's so hard. I want to be with people but I don't have what it takes.

>>26051850
Then don't... Hide.

You either try and fail alot (and I mean a fucking lot) before things start to work out. Or you hide. I don't care man I just told you what worked for me... And that was being fucking stubborn

>>26051397
That's why you're a kissless virgin

Basically they tell you what to do and then yell at you whether you do it or don't.

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>>26050375
I feel so empty whenever I think about this. Which is all the time.

>>26051877
you don't understand

I am deathly afraid of embarrassing myself or wasting others' time or being annoying or doing something stupid or messing up or being weird

and every time I fail, it jus reaffirms my worst fears and makes me want to cry

>>26049877
don't forget to open the door to the Chad she's cucking you

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>>26051709
She kept sneaking online video games. I thought she was a man for 2 whole years before I realised what she was. This was because a specific guy kept telling the rest of us on a vent she was totally a dude because she never used a mic ever. She was too shy/spaghetti to ever mic. Then I befriended her/got closer/realised she was a GRILL and saw her pic. This was my face.

>>26051916
Not that guy anon but you have to realize that if you don't want this to happen then experiencing it if the only way you will have foresight and the knowledge to avoid it the next time. It's practice makes perfect.

>>26051916
Dude.. I have literally Shit my pants out of fear going to work more then once.... Fuck fear as an excuse

>>26050375
>implying this is what it is
it's actually constant fighting. the man goes out and works all day while the wife stays at home and gets bored so she fucks chad. then she blames it on you because you weren't around enough.

>>26052138
how many friends do you have currently?
how many friends did you have when exiting high school?
are you currently in a romantic relationship?
have you ever experienced mutual love?
rate your own face on a scale of 1 to 10

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>>26050375
So that's what I'm missing out on?

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>>26050375
Pretty much this. Feels amazing.

>>26050478
Seriously lol'd. Thanks anon.

>>26050375
I don't think it should be any work i think it should be just as good as when you met your first best friend also if you have to change anything about yourself its not gonna wokr

>>26052510
>when you met your first best friend
uh oh

>if you have to change anything about yourself its not gonna work
uh oh

>>26051305
All you are is electrical signals in your brain. by having a certain mentality those electrical signals are bored Into that path, like wiring or pathways. Therefore by telling yourself that you are a slave to your own destiny, you literally become a slave to your own destiny. Not saying that changes anything, its just interesting

Anyone else think OP is a big guy? I mean that mask is kinda scary.

>>26052666
And telling yourself that you're a master of your own destiny... doesn't change anything. You're still a slave.

>>26051407
It's a biological attraction. A feeling you get in your chest when you think of them

>>26052700
This is a good way of putting it. You can tell when they're bf/gf material because it feels so much different than other friends.

>>26049736
You basically become a core 2 duo and divide most of life's processes between the two of you

You can get even more accomplished if you completely ignore the sexual organs and testosterone fucking your mind up and roommate with like minded people male or female. You can achieve so much more without the pussy.

>>26050375
Holy shit. There is about to be so much autistic blood on your hands tonight.

But shout outs to having a girlfriend amirite

>>26049736
How old are yov anon?

>>26052700
>>26052733
>no one will ever feel this way about you
I don't know why I keep going on. I don't know why I have this stupid fucking optimism that things will ever get better.

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>>26050375
It's so simple but I never realized. I thought I knew and now that I know I want to die.

>>26051665
I'm the same way but I'm noticing small differences in my thinking that might be me mentally transitioning.

>I want to change my name to Mackenzie
>I want to cuddle short guys I see
>I generally just want to be closer with men

But they still don't arouse me. Fml.

>>26051407
Biological attraction if you don't feel it you're either gay or asexual.

>>26053202
I'm sexually attracted to girls yet I find that post to sound like a bunch of mundane stuff I'd do with my big slob of a friend (sans sex stuff). What does that mean?

>>26049866
In my experience, one of the people starts coyly slipping in references to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" and then you have to have the conversation where you kinda both put it on the line and decide what you wanna do. Sometimes feelings get hurt, sometimes it works out.

I'm not usually suicidal but this thread REALLY makes me want to kill myself.

>>26053263
same anon

i think i'm going to go to sleep now. i hope my dreams are nice

>>26049736
I wake up, kiss gf, cuddle while we both prepare ourselves for our day, eat breakfast together, go t o work, come home, eat dinner together while watching anime, play vidya together, i fuck her, we cuddle and go to bed

>>26051712
But why? Examine yourself

>>26050375
Well fuck son, you said it better than I could. Congrats on getting responses like >>26050478

>>26053423
because of all this shit:

>>26051850
>>26051916

mental and emotional hangups + boring personality with no hobbies + ugly face

>>26050770
You'll ne'er hit them swinging blindly, anon

>>26053463
What are your hang ups, why do you have them? Why are you boring?

Unless you've "reasoned" your to inevitable determinism already in which case, why be upset about it? It's fate.

>>26053845
social phobias, anxiety, fear of rejection, fear of strangers, fear of abandonment, fear of failure, obsessive tendencies, mood swings, feelings of worthlessness, mommy issues, warped sexuality, etc etc etc

why do I have them? I don't know, a broken brain and a shitty upbringing? why does anyone have anything?

Seems like a lot of work needed to maintain one, do normies get time to listen to music and watch their shows while in a relationship? Seems like you would need to constantly call, or text your partner and I'm sure I would not do that constantly. maybe a total of 20 minutes a day. I'd like a gf, but only on the weekends or something like that.

>>26050511

Yes, you do, you just need to find somebody to share them with.

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anons, you can always find a date online
I found my own husbando on the r9k spawn that is yandere.org