>while you spend your nights alone, Rex Thunderknot gives her the bone
>tfw no shy fembot gf who lost her virginity to her dog
Those triceps are huge. Dude probably benches twice as much as me. I can just imagine him whooping my ass and giving my girlfriend his BCC (big canine cock). Why do the canines get to have all the fun?
Would you, /r9k/? She doesn't care what you look like and is always up to fuck.
>You will never be a depraved, smoking hot teenage tease
>You will never be batshit crazy enough to become obsessive over your dog's behavior
>You will never misinterpret the last shreds of his bestial nature as an act of physical dominance
>You will never willingly become submissive to your dog simply because of the sick thrill of letting an animal be in charge of your living space
>You will never be panting like a bitch in heat as you back up towards him, on all fours as you softly call his name with every wag of your soft, wobbly, tight, virgin ass
>You will never go cross-eyed as your massive, drooling, furry, oversized killer of a dog buries every inch of his fat, sopping wet, pre-oozing, twitching, scarlet red dog cock into you.
>You will never post on Facebook about your Girl's Night In with your dog, putting up a picture of you smiling next to him as he secretly humps you into the ground, your friends and relatives unknowingly commenting how cute you both are just as his knot presses in.
>you will never be a cute, feminine tranny that gets her ass knotted by her dog every night giving you an endless chain of prostate orgasms, leaving you on all fours, panting from exhaustion, while your dogs swollen knot and penis is lodged inside your boipussy with your small feminine penis oozing a long string of cum that ends in a big sticky puddle of semen on the floor
this is fucking original dumb cunt system
All i want is a cute petite gf that sucks my cock while Rover plows her asshole is that too much to ask for?