How can I /chadscend/? Am I redeemable, or should just anhero?

>>26040866
Become super mutant

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>>26040866
go return to the cave which you were born in, orc

Are bridge trolls alpha?

>>26040866
Become Doc Ock

>implying the one in the picture is you
My solution was redpilling on PUA forums. Read everything, and take everything with a grain of salt. Apply whatever wisdom you can make out of it.

>>26040866
>wanting to become a Chad

Leave this board now you fucking failed normie.

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>>26040866
I'm sure you can appeal to someone's fetish.

This guy could pass for a low-tier Chad if he got contact lenses, styled his hair, cleared up his skin and worked out.

The only reason you think he's hideous is because he looks an angry (and like a nerd; see advice above). There are plenty of gloomy, Neanderthal-looking Chads.

>>26040866
You make eggman look like Chad.

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>>26040866
Oy BEIIIII

>>26040957
*because he looks angry

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>>26040957
So you're just going to straight lie to that nigga to his face?

>>26040866
GOOD GOD WHY IS THERE A FUCKING STAIN ON YOUR CHIN

>>26040957
whats with all the 0/10 bait ive been seeing here lately? This shit aint funny

>>26040997
You have no counter-argument.

I can't use photoshop, but if some tech wizard cleared up his skin, gave him a tan, removed his glasses and gave him a hip pompadour he'd look passable.

>>26040957
this is becomign a meme

>>26041025
>>26041053
>If I call it bait and a meme, I win :^)

you dun fucked up in a past life

>>26040866
Can you post another picture with you smiling?

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>>26041038
>he'd look passable

Lol, look at his fucking facial structure. The guy looks like a genetic fucking throwback, you know? Like the ones you'd see at a neolithic museum exhibit...haha kill yourself 'b urself' false hope spreader.

>>26041152
>someone says something you don't like
>post a misspelled version of "Be yourself" and blatantly misrepresent their argument in a condscending way
>declare argumentative victory
I love this new meme.

>>26041152
I wrote that there are plenty of Neanderthal-looking Chads. As long as you're not medically retarded, having a strong facial structure won't hold you back.

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>>26040866
Holy shit, Kevin?
You look just like my old roommate. The years have not been kind to you.

>>26041152
>he thinks the op pic is actually that ugly
Too much tv imo

At best, if you clean yourself up and put a shit-ton of effort into looking like a Chad or whatever the vernacular is here, you'd be able to land desperate land whales at karaoke bars. My mom's friend fucked an autistic dude because he wore a tie to karaoke.

Just food for thought

>>26040866
Nice dubs.
>>26040886
This. You got the jaw down already.