Sardines

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>>26037737
I'm glad to see you eating more oily fish anon.

>>26037771
Thanks doc Harold!

>>26037737
Yes, today with bread and salad!

>>26037737
Glad to see you again dienzien. That pic is a little tired though. How's about an update?

Love me some sardines while watching a Movie then go to sleep

Going shopping later today. Any suggestions dien eaterz??

I've definitely lost track of this shithole's memes.

>>26037737
>>26037771

The shitty Sardine meme, and the shitty Harold Shipman meme in one thread

Jesus christ.

>>26037737
poisonous sardines taste good

Sardines are alright

>>26038057
Tomorrow. Today I forgot to take pictures of my sardines meal

>>26038283
Well, I'll definitely share if I catch the thread. DEENZ 4 LIFE

It's weird how this meme started literally a couple days after I started eating sardines regularly.

I'm like it, though. They're literally a superfood.

>>26038339
Awesome lean protein with little to no preparation required.

>>26037737
Sardines are okay.

Mackerels are dirt cheap tho

>>26037737
My grandfather grew up in an area with a sizeable Scandinavian population. He introduced me to canned fish (sardines, herring, etc.). Been eating them ever since. Good feels.

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tried my first dine yesterday, it was good

today i picked up a few more cans of dines, different kinds. one in oil, one water, and one hot sauce

>>26038730
Hot sauce are tops. Just ate a can last night with cheese and crackers.

>>26037737

>not chowing down on 10/10 tins of delicious smoked herring

>>26037737

Sardines = Shit Tier
Anchovies = God Tier

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For the past 4 months, I've been eating nothing but Sardines, Mackarel, Broccolli, Mushrooms, Pears, Oranges, and brown rice with minced meat and onions for dinner.

I actually feel pretty good.

>>26039077

Prefer canned tuna over both. Depends on the market I guess.

>>26039146
still a hungry skellington faggot

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>>26039259
I know, anon.

I can't get past 83KG unless I overfeed.

My height forever dooms me to look like a sissy fuckboi.

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sittin' here having a laugh at you fake deenz....who here /tuna/?

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Plugging these Moracan bad boys
Favorite dines right here
Damn they are fine, such a robust flavor that can only com both from the native Moroccan fish preserved in that famous Moroccan olive oil.

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Another type of dine?

>Jack Mackerels are like big herrings, better known as sardines. They are headless and tailless, and they measure about the length of the can (perhaps by design).

>I saw a review in the listing for the Chicken of the Sea, Mackerel, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24) that said something like they were God-awful or whatever. That's obviously a subjective POV, but I personally couldn't disagree more. THEY'RE SARDINES. Someone was bound and determined to get people not to eat these fish for whatever agenda. Personally I don't distinguish them taste-wise FROM sardines or herrings; they're just about twice or 3x the size. If you like sardines, you'll like jack mackerel.

>How to fix them? I like to open the can and dump them into a colander to drain away the salt brine they are preserved in. I do that with any canned good. Once out of the can, I like to bone them and put them in containers such as GladWare Deep Dish Containers with Lids, 8 Cups (64 oz) 3 containers and put them in the fridge; I can make one can last a long while that way. The bones are edible, like those of other sardines; I just prefer not to eat them. If you need the calcium, though, that's a great natural source. Anyway, whenever I'm ready to use them, I can eat them as is, maybe warm one or two up in a pan. They're not at all salty. Sometimes I make a mackerel fried rice that's delicious too, with mushrooms, green peas, rice, then add one or two filets of mackerel. People have even made salmon croquettes except of course substituting with mackerel meat

>>26039146
mirin your deltgenetics but you are doomed if you don't start eating more carbs nigga
you don't need to cut you need to bulk up

>>26039329
i cant get pass 75 kg.
Height 195 cm.
I dont even know how can people eat 3 times a day. I feel like a hero if eat ... once a day :(
PS: record is 7 days without food for no reason.

>>26039668
/tuna/ fag here, can confirm that tuna is the true robot food.

>>26038110
spend neetbux on a good food. This meme is just to trick you into eating discusting "dines". At least with the tendies meme it actually was a tasty food. hope the meme dies soon.

I just got dines in mustard and hot sauce. I haven't tried the mustard sauce yet.

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>fw you eat mackerel but sardines are kinda icky
Is it because I'm Swedish? Mackerel here is in tomato sauce, while sardines are kinda sour and nasty.

>>26037737
I prefer kippers, but sardines are ok. The King Oscar sardines in olive oil are the best I've had.

>>26040193

Tuna supposedly has a lot of mercury compared to other fish because it's an apex predator that lives a long time.

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My holy trinity. The hot sauce is ace, because it doesn't have any gag-inducing vinegar in it.

Mackerel has a lot less mercury than sardines too.

>>26040351
>Mackerel has a lot less mercury than sardines too.

[citation needed]

>>26040214
But sardines contain lots of proteins and good fatty acids. I will make robots healthy and happy.

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>>26037737
My delicious 'dines for the day.
Fished, canned and shipped by professionals sardines artisans just for me.

>>26037737
I'm assuming all you sardine lovers know bout the sardine song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HCX8D7KpdQ

>>26040214
>sardines
>not a tasty treat

>>26040214
Sardines are both tasty and a healthy snack. It's better than Dorritos, fatboy.

>>26041308
No, I have never heard that song

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eurofag here, just bought this shit in tesco and i almost puked it up, it was horrible. This brand was the cheapest one I found. Can I have higher expectarions of more expensive brand ones?

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>>26041733
>tomato
That was your problem, bro.
Try mustard or hot sauce next time
What is that thing on the right?

>>26037737
i like olives and salami
sardines are gay

>>26041733
>buying cheap sardines. Ever.
You wouldn't buy cheap caviar or or shit wine and expect anything positive to come from it.

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>>26041804
>walk into sardine general
>don't like sardines
Here's your obligatory reply.
Go have shit taste in food somewhere else

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are these any good lads?

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Who /freshfishonly/ here?

All you poor niggas in this thread just got btfo

>>26042025

They're good, tasty and cheap however there's a nasty rumour that the baltic sea is polluted as fuck.

Bought some anchovies boys, what should I have them with?

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>>26038730

Well done Anon, enjoy your sardines!

>>26042025
nav ne vainas

>>26043039
Put them on a pizza.

Or on crackers with some cherry tomatoes

>>26040174
just force yourself to eat.
185 cm 70 kg here. was 67 kg 4 weeks ago.
its definitely not easy, and i think i have to puke every time i eat breakfast, but it works.

so this...is..the power... of autism...

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Who /squid/ here?

Octopus is good too

BASED sardines

>45p a can in sainsbury's
>3 sardines with tomato sauce
>cheaper than tuna
>tastier
>oilier

literally have 10 cans in my cupboard right now. They are fucking delish on a buttered bagel.

>>26039668
>bumblebee
Enjoy your AIDS