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i have a crush on my neighbor

she's kinda crazy. like, she rambles and i can't understand what she's saying. totally incomprehensible. but she acts really sweet to me. should i bake her some cookies or something?

what would you do r9k?
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Baking cookies sounds like a pretty great idea, senpai. She'll probably invite you in
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Keep thy distance, robot.

Jibbery talking people are ALWAYS trouble.
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>>26036782
But she's so cute :c
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She invited me over for tea tonight. I'm gonna bring the cookies then.
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>>26037356
Sounds like a good idea, I encourage you
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>>26036744
How qt is she OP?
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Post pic of face
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>>26037418
She's really cute. 21, about 4'9, and skinny. She has blond hair and blue green eyes.
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>>26036744
>OP murdered by psychopathic schizophrenic bitch
>Eh, he's a cuck anyway
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>>26037498
She doesn't seem violent at all.
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>>26037549
That's why I said psychopathic
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>>26037498
>having a date with a cute girl AND finally getting off the ride

Best evening ever
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>>26037570
She's just a little strange.
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>>26036744
>what should I do?
She's crazy, don't do anything
>nah she's cute!
It probably won't end well
>I'm going to anyways
Why did you even bother asking?
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>>26037722
>what would you do r9k?

he just wanted our opinion of what we would do before he fucked his life over
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>>26037494
>4'9

that's fucking disgusting

are you a manlet?
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>>26036744
ADVICE THREADS BELONG ON >>>/ADV/
EAT EIGHTEEN COCKS AND DO A BACK FLIP ONTO YOUR OWN DICK FAGGOT
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>>26037780
I'm 5'2

>>26037789
This isn't an advice thread
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>>26037824
>5'2
Good. Interracial breeding between dwarfs and humans is not a good idea
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>>26037896
I couldn't breed with her if I tried.
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Are you also female?

Original comment totes ma goats
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>>26038140
Yep.

blah blah blah
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>>26036744
Can we have some cookies too OP?

Put them on a nice plate and timestamp with "cookies for r9k".

pls
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>>26038321
I'm not making the cookies for a few hours but I can do this.
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>>26038429
Cookies now pls.
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>>26038556
I gotta go buy cookie dough.
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>>26039393
>buy cookie dough
IS THIS NIGGA FOR REAL
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>>26039917
???

I don't keep sugar at home so I couldn't make cookies from scratch. I doubt she'll tell the difference anyway.
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