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Britfag here. I can tell you that its IMPOSSIBLE...
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Britfag here. I can tell you that its IMPOSSIBLE to be a comfy NEET in the UK. You have to continuously show proof to some government lapdog that you are looking for work otherwise you get your NEETbux cut off. So I'm completely mind blown by the NEET infestation here on r9k. Where are you guys from actually?
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>>26036163
The NEET lifestyle is their pathetic fatass fantasy.
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>>26036163
>he fell for the NEET lifestyle meme
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Most here are underage, living with their parents, or in college. Not that many are actually NEET.
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>>26036163
Anon, get a job you bum.
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>>26036467
Yeah. Almost no-one gets disability for these fake meme disorders the idiots on this board believe in.
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>>26036163
To be a comfy NEET you have to either fake or genuinely have some kind of permanent disability. The government doesn't cut off disabled people if they don't look for work. I'm getting autismbux for faking Narcolepsy.
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>>26036527
Probably lying.

If you want disability skip all the bullshit mental disorders and cut off your hand.
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>>26036527
>just tracked this guy's IP
>screenshotted his post
>made a composite image of his post and IP
>tipped of Federal Government
Enjoy your fraud indictment.
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>>26036527
I wish that the economy was self-sustaining.
I wish I could just stay in bed all day and feel useless there instead of feeling useless at work.
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>>26036583
You're doing god's work anon. Fuck these leeches.
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>>26036553
>If you want disability skip all the bullshit mental disorders and cut off your hand.

Well, YOU don't have to fake anything, since if you think it's better to cut off your hand than to fake a mental disability (easy as fuck), you're literally retarded.
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>>26036585
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first. You pathetic immasculine fuck.
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>>26036622
99% of people aren't getting permanent disability for one of your bullshit meme mental disorders.
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>>26036467
this desu, wagecuck/neet threads are made by underage or wagecucks themselves since comfy pepe is a dank meme
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Australia here. Collecting both student allowance and disability. I am technically enrolled at uni, so I get $250 a fortnight plus $1000 every two or three months. Then I pretend to have high functioning autism to claim $300 a week, plus $600 a month for a carer i dont hirer. The autism was just for memes, there's plenty of stuff you can pretend to have. All in all thats $2800 - $3000 a month which is plenty to live off. I dont get why people dont just lie on their forms
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>>26036651
Maybe not in USA, but I know several in my country who do.

Comfy Pepe IS REAL, but not for everyone.
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>>26036686
How does it feel to be the scum of society? You're a pathetic loser with no pride or honor.
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>>26036699
Who knows/cares about your country.?Almost all of the US posters who claim that shit are lying.
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>>26036699
In the UK all you have to do is be morbidly obese. So just stuff your face you pathetic fucks. It's not like girls like you now.
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>>26036711
See this pic? This is me in bed with a comfy blanket and a cup of tea getting paid to do nothing. "How does it feel to be the scum of society?" Feels good man
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>>26036742
Correction:
>>See this pic? This is me in bed ON THE WEEKEND...
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>>26036742
TOP BANTZ
O
P

BANTZ
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>>26036742
You're probably like 19 and live at your mom's. All memes aside, it's going to be a pathetic life. You're a boy not a man.
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I'm from Australia. Cruel irony is that after 5 years of being NEET I'm actively seeking work but am unable to find it.
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>have schizophrenia
>don't have to work ever
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>>26036742
You're getting paid a niggardly sub-minimum wage. Lets keep it real. I don't envy you anymore than i do some nog on wellfare.
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>>26036757
Its wednesday

>>26036774
>you have to have a mortgage and debt and bills to have a fun life like me being a real man
>you're just lying!
The anal anguish is real
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>>26036807
Whoa guys, we have a ANGRY WAGIE
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>>26036803
You really won at life.
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>>26036813
>Here's a pic of me from the weekend where I've photoshopped the current date into the picture
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>>26036814
Why do they get upset? I dont understand, if being a contributor makes them happy, then shouldnt they be happy knowing theyre contributing to our lifestyle?
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>>26036854
>this level of denial
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>>26036867
>our lifestyle

Nigga plz
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>>26036813
>here we see the fatass neet in his natural habitat. Notice his poor handwriting.
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>>26036803
yeah but is being watched from eyes growing out of the walls at all times really worth the neetbucks?
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>>26036882
>>your level of denial
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Another neet day.
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Germany here.

Know several NEETS and was NEET for years myself too.

Welfare.
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>>26036928
How did you do it german anon? Did you have to fake disabilty? Or does the governemnt there give you your rightfull benefits?
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>muh neetbux
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>>26036938
why do you think all the refugees are so eager to get to Germany? They have good welfare benefits, for now at least, I bet they don't last much longer with all the new people swarming Germany and bankrupting the system.
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>>26036938
Not him, but Germany as well.
We get unemployment money. You don't even need a disability or anything.
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>>26036989
Nice image and greentext. Now mush! Back to work wagie slavie, I need more neetbux. Somebody has got to pay it
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>>26036583
The consequences will never be the same

>Backtraced
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>>26037006
>>26037005
Truly, mohammed is the prophet of neets
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>>26037023
Lol. #SnitchOnNEETS
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>>26036553
This doesn't work. I lost my hand at age 19 in an industrial accident (I am 29 now), and I cannot receive disability for it because I was too young at the time, and was "still fit to develop work-related skills" that don't require the use of my right hand.
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>>26036163
better than being an american NEET t b h

>NEETbux is hard as fuck to get
>need to jump through a million hoops just to be considered

most american NEETs just live with their parents and leech off them
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>>26037042
Kek. Who can we report these frauds to? #SnitchOnNEETS
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>>26037023
>>26037090
>>26037042

>there are morons here who think you can get an IP from 4chan
>they think you can actually get a persons address from an IP without a warrant

sure is newfag in here
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Doxx and snitch. Doxx and snitch.
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>>26037125
Definitely wasn't agreeing with them

You are the newfag if you dont remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1h-BAYSbE
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>>26037125
>without a warrant
wat
a mod can call the cops on you if you make a suicide thread
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>>26036813
>that stick

Stickbro is that you?
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Can't you get NEETbuxx in britcuckistan for having anxiety? Anyone on /r9k/ probably has anxiety of some kind
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>>26037208
No. You need to have a genuine disability like autism.
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>>26037208
>anxiety

Grow a pair faggot
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>>26036742
Pretty comfy friend
Here is mine. I would take a picture of the whole room but there is still a sign from when I bought it that I don't want to move and I promised my plumber he could have it andyou could use to dox me
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>>26037260
Does that lamp have an LED bulb installed?
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>>26037425
Nah its a regular size lamp for drawing
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>>26037260
SQUALOR
Q
U
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>>26037454
I see. Well I recently swapped out all the bulbs in my parents house to LED in an effort to reduce electric bills.

The way I see it is less bills to pay = happier parents and less chance of being kicked out for freeloading.

I'm thinking about swapping the last remaining single glazed window for double next.
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>>26037456
Can I see your apparent friend? Oh that's right you don't have one you are a wagekeck
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I think most of the NEETs here are just young anons fresh out of high school
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>>26037510
>fresh out of high school
But that ended 12 years ago desu.
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>>26036686
>$3000 a month in neetbux

Liar.
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>>26037510
I'm 23 tho and I'm happy as a neet
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>>26037504
Light is very important when you are drawing tho especially is its at night or during a storm
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>>26037569
The new LED's were all brighter than the 50w halogens they replaced.
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>>26037504
Good job saving them 20 cents a month. You're still a disgusting freeloader though.
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>>26037260
Who wants to come over and give me a blowjob in exchange for a night or two away from your parents?
I can order a pizza and we can watch netxlif while I fuck you in the ass :3
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I'm on JSA neetbux and have been for over a year. Today I spent the day in bed, I'll have to get up to walk my dog soon though.
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>>26037615
That is where you are wrong. According to our smart meter we are only using 1/10th of the energy to light the house, and electricity is expensive here.

50w halogen vs 4.3w LED plus the LED emits more lumens.
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>>26037651
So you've saved them like $5? Do something with your life you piece of shit.
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>>26037717
I saved them about 30 pounds a month according to the smart meter, they were very grateful for it so I think it payed off.
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>>26037741
Hey buddy I will give you a whole 50 for a couple blowjobs. I will even buy you a pizza and you can take your leftovers home. I'm sure that will make them proud
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>>26037741
Kek. That's a pittance. Get a job and think about how happy they'd be.
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>>26037790
Bitch and moan all you want but the fact is I've saved them a decent amount.

Now you go sweat in front of your horribly inefficient halogens whilst I sit here as cool as a cucumber saving money.

>>26037811
I'm very low maintenance so 30GBP a month is enough to cover my living costs under their roof. Besides I already bring in 430GBP a month from disability allowance.
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>>26037885
Goddamit suck my cock
Of at least let me fiddle your ass
I'm so horny
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>>26037918
Only if you admit that LED's are the superior home lighting solution.
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>>26036163
If you're a young white male then yeah, if you're an ethnic minority you can life the good life of NEETbux and underage chav poon.
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>>26037885
What a life. Your parents must be beaming with pride.
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>>26037978
>beaming

I see what you did there. Of course they are, they tell me all the time that I'm doing so well.
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>>26037885
>tfw I could support you as my neet pet
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>>26038011
Just s.mh. Grow the fuck up. You're not a little boy anymore.
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>>26038029
Well I'm always looking for backup options for redundancy purposes, what sort of internet speeds do you get?
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>>26038063
Everyone develops at their own pace, my mum said she will never give up on me so I've really got nothing to worry about.
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>>26038069
I have a cheap one, can't remember how much it is but its good enough for online gaming plus I could always upgrade
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>>26038069
Here are the requirements tho
I can check you each time you leave to make sure you are not stealing anything
You can't refuse sex
You must stay hidden in my closet during my classes or family visits and yu are not allowed to make a sound
I'm considering physical punishments for not following my commands tho may e that's a little extreme
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>>26038106
That sounds good then. I like having redundancy, for example I once took a picture of the password sticker underneath the neighbors wireless router just so I could use it if ours ever went down.
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>>26038080
Spoken like a true loser.
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>>26038159
Spoken like a true normie.
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>be from sweden
>work half a year
>quit
>get 80% of that money for a year
>all you have to do is not answer job calls
>repeat

I did it. I'm set!
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>>26038080
Bwahaha. Hope you don't like girls nigga.
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>>26038185
What do you mean? I'm not a virgin if that is what you are implying.
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>>26038149
Do I get to whore you to my friends?
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any neets from canada here? how did you get your neetbux?
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>>26036711

>pride
>honor

where do I cash this in?
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>>26038146
>>26038208
First we'll need to go over the contract, a pet needs taking care of properly.
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>>26038200
Kek. Girl's just love momma's boys who live at home and are developing at their own pace.
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I quit my job yesterday, have a good amount of savings and little financial obligations throughout the year (I live with my parents, in b4 manchild). I could probably live this entire year without working with only spending $2.5-3k of my life savings ($1k car insurance, $1k cable/phone/internet bill I pay for, $.5-1k various expenses like gas and snacks).
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>>26038224
Im a little bit of n abusive owner tho and neglectful too. I may make you eat only peanut butter off my dick like the good little pet you are
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>>26036854
anon

are you ok?
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>>26038251
The mummy's boy act is just a front to not be kicked out, plus drunk girls are easy.
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>>26036163
I was a NEET for 3 years until recently. Supported by savings and my parents. Now am in college. Have to start looking for a job and thinking of things to make up on my resume. NEETdom sucks and is not a sustainable lifestyle unless you're really rich. From USA btw mostly a NEET due to depression, apathy and laziness. The comfy laziness catches up to you eventually no matter what country.
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>>26038308
How about you become my emo pet too then? I don't mind having a collection. You are apathetic right? So you won't mind as long as I keep you alicve
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>work and save money
>quit job
>live the NEET life until you run out of money
>repeat
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>>26038262
I prefer something a little more spicy, if you can handle it.
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>>26038288
No adult woman is dealing with your suspended adolescent nonsense. Grow the fuck up before you wake up one day and you're 300lbs.
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>>26038352
A recipe certain to get you nowhere. Brillant stuff anon.
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>>26038358
In your ass right?
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>>26038373
>300lbs
That will never happen, I exercise regularly in my parents basement gym. Plus I've never had a problem with weight.
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>>26038343
I'm no sissy or fag just a guy who has fell on hard times. I power lift and keep fit. Would probably kick your ass.
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>>26038401
I thinking more chili peppers on your dick, its really not that bad if you hop in the shower right after.
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>>26038405
Wait until years of the depression brought on by uselessness start piling up.
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>>26038433
Wow rude
Do you always respond to peoples kindness like that?
Are you so afraid of your own sexuality?
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>>26038468
Why would I get depressed? and I certainly don't feel useless.
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>>26038437
No but I can stuff your ass full of them then let you beg for a shower until I feel like letting you take one
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>>26038397

Nowhere? As opposed to others who get to what exactly?
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>>26036163
Those are real NEETs in UE you will not gonna get any money in EU becuse you are white and you have to work for those "refugees" benefits
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>>26038536
Ewwww
I don't want a y stray pets only good breeds
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>>26038343
>Not having pride & self esteem
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I dont want to go to my wageslave job anymore :(
My life is endless pain, either at work or thinking about how i have to be at work soon

I want to be free, how do i earn money without having a job
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>>26038495
Well you are useless. Now all that's left is waiting for time to pass.
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>>26038501
But you agreed to let me eat a topping off of your dick. You chose the body part so I get to choose the topping.
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>>26038564
>posting on a gay board on a gay website
>BTW I'm straight guy tee heee
>you are a god damn cock tease aren't you?
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>>26038573
There is always sucking dick.
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>>26038343
Are you a sexy girl?
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>>26038588
You don't get to choose a anything tho, you are a pet. When have you seen a dog demand something? I guess they can but they get locked outside if they do
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>>26038617
Are you?
I don't mind having a kitty cat to play with too
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>>26038577
Useless because I don't indirectly benefit you in some way?

Besides I have a very fulfilling life, human interaction isn't the be-all and end-all for me like it must be for you. All I care about is my hobbies and interests.
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how do i make money online (preferably to paypal) or easily? i really only need like $10 a day at most because i have some money saved
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>>26037208
You certainly can.
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>>26038672

Transcription. Freelance on upwork.
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>>26038672
I guess making mobile/web games
But i cant come up with anything to make
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>>26038665
Blah nlah blah. You have no wife/girlfriend, home of your own, career, car, future etc. You are not a man.

What you've got is a rhetorical angle, a stupid mother, and a lot of jive.
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>>26038672

become a gold farmer
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>>26038712
>You have no wife/girlfriend
There you go again assuming that this is what everyone wants.

>no home of your own, future
I'm going to inherit this house at some point.
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>>26038712
Youd think normies would switch shame tactics every now and then like the petfag ITT, but I guess they dont.
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>>26038766
No one respects you.
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>>26038640
Even pets have free will.
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>>26038781
How can you shame the shameless? Irl we just ostracize faggots like you from society.
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>>26038766
No, that's not what you want. You want to be my personal cum cleaner and drain my cock of cum everyday
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>>26038781
because it's all that needs to be said, do you really think your NEETdom will last your entire life.

Eventually you'll get cut off and the money will run out and you'll join the masses in retail at 30+ with a crater in your resume and nobody to come home to.

Hold on tight to your 2d waifu, because suddenly no girl in their 30s/40s wants to be with a loser with no direction in life.

In summary, you started out as a young loser and you'll die as a old loser with nobody to remember him, a figment of somebodys high school memories.
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>>26038665
>muh hobbies and interests
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>>26038795
I have a close circle of friends, not that it matters what anyone else thinks.

I'm certainly not going to dwell on the opinions of others, I'd rather be getting on with enjoying my life.
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>>26038822
You should fetishy them instead
>>26038809
Pets have to be trained anom
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>>26038795
What does that have to do with anything? Oregon post
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>>26037189

I don't get this. Yes, the mods see the IP, but getting a name out of that isn't easy, maybe it's possible for the police in burgerland, but in many countries not even the native authorities can obtain info from the ISPs, let alone some flabby fuck from abroad.
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>>26038827
Only for you anon.

>>26038845
Let me guess, you don't have any interests outside of vidya and partying?
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>>26038838
What's your point? bloxo bloxo
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>>26038838
Exactly. Heres is anon at 40.
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>>26038433
I have a pet name for you anon
How about squirmy?
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>>26038918
>>26038838
Well I can't speak for other NEET's here but I'm in line to receive a large chunk of inheritance + house, so I highly doubt I will need to work in a minimum wage job.
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I mean whats so bad about wagekecks fucking at neet boys?
The wagekeck is no longer lonely or horny and gets to take all his anger on the neet in bed
The neet is supported and gets to be a submissive waifu and get fucked like one
Seems like a win/win
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>>26038838
Yep. There is no such thing as a free lunch. The bill is always coming.
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>>26038992
You'll probably inherit the Brooklyn bridge too right?
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>>26039014
Any good business man will do all it takes to pass on that bill to someone else.
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>>26039041
As a matter of fact I do
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>>26039041

Is that some sort of reference?
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>>26036163
>live in Murrica
>would probably be almost impossible to get NEETbux because I was never diagnosed with a disability as a child
>comfy NEET anyway because parents support me
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>>26039086
Im like sooooo sure dude.
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>>26039041
I've already told what my situation is, if you can't except it because of some deeply rooted goal to prove yourself to others then that is your problem.
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>>26038712
Why do you imply having a 9-5 corporate job and a blonde gold-digging girlfriend is the only right way in life?

I enjoy not having to work my blood, sweat and tears so some Jew or rich YT can benefit off it.

Will I ever have a $50k car or go on huge cruises? Probably not. But what I can say is wake up happy each and every day and enjoy the cheap hobbies I do have. Which is much more than I could say when I literally had that 9-5 slave job.
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>>26039057
Anon, remember to take out the garbage after you clean the fryer.
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>>26039121
Thankyou anon, atleast someone else gets it. /r9k/ really has become normie central in recent times.
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>>26039121
Is sucking my dick one of those hobby's anon because I guarantee you would find it very enjoyable if you tried
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>>26039121
>muh memes

Ok dude
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>>26039121
Meanwhile my parents are dead and I can't do shit in life anymore and haven't done shit while I still could.

Oh well.
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>>26039121
You sound like a pathetic loser if tbqh. You should probably kill yourself.
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>>26039148
>>26039128
It appears as though we've gone full circle.

This just proves how butthurt the wageslaves are, by making in-jokes about the rat race and social ladder.
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I've only been on JSA for like 4 months out of the last 10 years but it's so easy to fake looking for a job.
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>>26039260
Implying I'm not a bi neet and I'm not sexually enjoying our little chat
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>>26039297
Well that is what life is about, doing what makes you happy.
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>>26039343
You could make me happy bb all you need to do is take your ass here
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>>26039253
>not having a job = loser.

The crab bucket mentality is real.
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>>26039363
Sure, where are you located?
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>>26039441
Give me your address and I will send a taxi for you
I also want a pic first
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>>26039147
Honestly, I'll probably look for work at some point this year. Savings can't last forever.

But I'm going to enjoy it while I can. Money aside, I don't know when anyone would want to work over being NEET.

>>26039148
>>26039165
>>26039253
Is there a reason why you all sound so upset? I've worked the past five years. I quit and am taking time off and living off life savings I've saved up.

It's not my fault that you don't have the balls to do that and I did, nor is it my fault that you have a 5 AM wakeup call tomorrow morning and I don't.
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>>26039499
I'm not mad, I'm horny tho
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>>26039463
> I will send a taxi for you
That could get expensive for you.
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>>26039524
Where do you live? It can't be that expensive
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>>26039538
Depends, what country are you in?
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>>26039404
>crabs in a bucket
>implying that we're bringing you down

Kek. Pulling you down to what? The only strata of society lower than you are the homeless.
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UK here. I've been on ESA and DLA/PIP for nearly a decade, never had an interview or a test. Once every two years or so I have to fill out a big form confirming I'm still a retard. That's literally it and I get paid more free money than someone who's working gets.
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>>26039566
You're the one that thinks everyone needs what you want to be happy, if anything I'm not even in the bucket.
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>>26039562
Ok, go to the shut in general in /soc and post a picture so I can get your I'd and I will tell you my country
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>>26039499
Nigga I do that shit all of the time. Normal people call it 'vacation'.
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>>26036163
Are you a fucking idiot? Don't you know that there is a version of JSA for disabled people called ESA that you don't need to ever attend any meetings for? You just hand in your autism diagnosis and they give you money for life. And it's double what you get on JSA.
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>>26036527
>faking Narcolepsy
How? Wouldn't that be really ha-
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>>26039660
Ah yes, your two week annual PTO. Well good for you, I also had that.

But I'll take my months of vacation instead and then will find a new job when I'm ready to go back (I'm an accountant with years of work experience so it won't be that difficult).

For now, I'm enjoying the easy life.
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>>26039121
This. If a guy is supported by his parents and the parents are happy with it I don't understand why society shits on that guy. Billionaire kids do the same thing yet when they do it it's glamorous.
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>>26039660
Its called a vacation because people want to get away from it all and take a break.

You'd take multiple vacations a year if you could, I can tell because you brought it up.
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>>26039733
Self employed nigga. And kek at bragging about being an accountant. Are you even a cpa? Doubt it, because all cpa's take part of the year off, and none of them would consider themselves neet. You're probably a 30k a year bean counter. Enjoy poverty.
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>>26039733
>for now


these idiots never learn
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>>26039795
I do. I take most of dec and aug off every year. And i have $ to actually travel and enjoy the break.
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>>26039763
Because stressed out people running on little sleep look for the next lowest hanging fruit to lash out at.
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England born and raised and i was offered the option to be signed off work indefinitely for Psychosis and depression without pushing for it. I declined but i have had a mental health record since i was 13, not legally allowed to learn to drive or join armed forces etc.

It does happen, you have to be known in the system though.
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>>26039869
>And i have $ to actually travel and enjoy the break.

I never said you didn't, but are you implying that wagekeking is the only way to get money?
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>>26039818
And it takes years of work to become a CPA. Dude is almost certainly a back office bitch boy. It's not a good gig.
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>>26039818
>Self employed nigga
Good for you. Congrats.

>Are you even a cpa?
Funny you should mention that. I'm planning on sitting and studying for it during this break period for myself. In fact, I started this week, something I never had time to do while slaving away in the corporate world. Pic related.

>Enjoy poverty.
Why do you sound so upset? U mad that I don't have to work right now because I saved my paychecks instead of wasting it on the newest iPhone shit XD
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>>26039918
If cum socks were $, you dudes would be rich.
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>>26039843
Obviously savings will not last for ever. But what's your point. Months of freedom is better than none at all.

And I can get a new job like that. Got good references and experiences.

Not sure what your problem is...that I found a way that beat the system without having work every month of the year for 40 straight years?
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>>26039948
Too bad you're also going to need to put in ton of long hours at a public accounting firm. Not exactly being a NEET.
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>>26039949
Being NEET doesn't automatically mean basement dweller, and the stereotype certainly doesn't hold true on the individuals financial situation.
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>>26036583
Look out guys, we've got an internet forum IP tracker here! He's a dangerous breed of imbecile that doesn't know how hacking actually works.
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>>26039992
Nigga, you save $ and move to next phase of your life. When I was 25, i worked 50hours a week. I'm 35, and now i work like 15 hours a week. Constantly starting from scratch is moronic.
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>>26040000
Im so sure dude. You're probably the gordon gekko of lazy shut-in day traders.
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>>26040077
Let me make this simple for you, I don't require a job.
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>>26036854
Oh get a fucking grip. The fuck do you think he's trying to prove. holy shit. Who would try this hard.
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>>26040105
Then you're an heir. And that's not really the same thing as a NEET.
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>>26040123
NEET = Not in work, education or training.

Pretty sure that's me.
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>>26039998
I never said I was going to be a permanent NEET. Of course that's not sustainable.

But I can afford to do so for a good 6 months to a year, so that's what I'm going to do.

Fortunately, my education background and previous experience pretty much guarantees me a job when I decide to go back into the workforce. Feels good.

>>26040045
>If you don't live exactly how I did, you're a failure! XD

I know this may be surprising to you, but some people don't want to work 50 hours a week when they're 25.

And wow, you're some self-employed likely web designer at the prime age of 35. Wow, talk about something none of us could ever do, huh, "nigga?"
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>>26040135
Well, if that's important to you, you're a shitty heir. Honor you're good fortune by doing something interesting with your life.
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>>26040144
You're SUPPOSED to be building your career and stabilizing your finances when you're in your 20s. Have fun doing shit tier work when your middle aged.

Btw a lot of public accounting firms have cots in the office, because their employees work such long hours. Almost everyone who are working them are in their early 20s, and biting the bullet. Have fun doing that when you're older if you want to be a cpa. Way to think that one through.
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>>26040173
But you're making it sound like I need to impress others or become something just because of money.

All I want is to continue doing what makes me happy.
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>>26040144
>web designer


Bwahahaha.

That hasn't been a viable vocation for close to a decade. Maybe you should come out of your basement from time to time.
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>>26040242
Exactly. These dudes are ignorant.

>have you met anon? He is our 37 year old auditor

Just s.mh
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>>26040242
I already have years of accounting experience, friend.

Also have a near six-figure net worth saved up.

In fact, I'll be more valuable once I pass this CPA exam, something I wouldn't have been able to do while working.

Keep trying...your tears are delicious.
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>>26040289
They're certainly ignorant of the underlying trajectories that govern the professional world.
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>>26040264
Care to tell us what magical self-employed career you have that you only work 15 hours a week at?
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>>26040344

Sucking dicks
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>>26040324
In the US you HAVE to work for a public accounting firm to become a cpa.

If you weren't lying you'd know that. And I doubt you have six figures in savings. Non CPA accountants make jack dick.
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>>26040344
Commission sales turned landlord.
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>>26037642
I ditched JSA like 15 years ago. What's it like nowdays, do you still have to fill out the "i applied to x and y and didn't get a job" paperwork?
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>>26040383
I like when retards talk like they know what they're talking about.

To sit for the CPA exam, you only need 120 credit hours and applicable course work in my state.

To get licensed as a CPA in my state, you need to obviously have passed the exam, but also have the extra 30 credit hours and have experience working under a licensed CPA (not just working in a public accounting firm).
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>>26040398
>Commission sales turned landlord.

How does that work, you negotiated properties on commission and now you've got some property with tenants?
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How I see being NEET is as a cost benefit analysis.

>People who are NEET decide that the benefit of a job is not good enough to stop being NEET.

This means that they either dont want to do the job, or don't think the money is enough. They probably dont value the intrinsic benefit of their life having meaning or purpose through work and don't feel the need to make friends or whatever at work.

>or people who are NEET think that being a NEET is too comfy and have no reason or benefit to change

This relies on the opinion that they live what they would call a good life and have no reason to change, their needs are fulfilled. This would also indicate that they would change their mind to work if they had no alternative eg no house, no internet, no NEETbux

>Therefore we have 2 options. Make working more attractive or make being NEET a punishment.

Which do you choose /r9k/?
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>>26040469
No totally separate. Made a bunch in sales. Invested in properties.
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>>26040483

What sort of properties is it? I've got two houses with tenants, but it's never been anything but time consuming money pits, the rent is merely damage control kek.
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>>26040450
Most states require 12 months in a public accounting firm, and a 1000 hours in the report function.

Anons got a lot of work ahead of him.

It's almost the exact opposite of being NEET.
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>>26040539
NYC. Rentals are in high demand, and real estate prices keep going up.
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>>26040558
Yup. Once you are a CPA though, and build up a practice though, you can get away with working like 4 months a year. But like the other anon was saying; you have to put in work when you're young.
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>>26040591

Are they apartment buildings? Do you manage the applicants yourself? Got any insurance if they wreck the casa?
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>>26040653
Multi-family houses. I do manage the applicants myself. It's hip Brooklyn so they rent in under 24 hours. I use a service to run background and credit checks. And of course I have insurance. But no one wrecks the place. I'm not doing section 8 or hillbily shit. My 1brs rent from 2500-3k. I'm renting to professionals.
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