>tfw this will never happen to me >tfw i will never have

You don't want the child, you want the cute girl holding the child.

>>26027204
I want the cute girl holding MY child.

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>>26027204
i just want someone

>>26027183
I wish I was the baby.

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>>26027183
Is this from a commercial or something?

Anyways
>tfw you will never marry
>tfw you will never be a father

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I have a question for you guys: Why do you think you deserve a wife and kids? If you realised that you don't, you wouldn't feel so bad about not having it. What do you have to offer a woman?

>>26027367
>tfw have a kid but don't deserve it

>>26027383
You're what's called a normie. Your kid will end up browsing r9k just like you because of your bad decisions.

>>26027367
what does that chad have to offer that girl that sucked his dick in public while a crowed cheered at them and the girl didint even know his name?

>>26027429
>what does that chad have to offer

He's tall and good looking. That's two things more than the average robot can offer. Think through your argument next time.

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>>26027306
being a baby was the best thing that ever happened to me and i cant remember it fuck why live

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>>26027367
I know I don't. Just let me dream, meanie bot.

>>26027444
learn to hold a discusion i won

>>26027429
>good social connections
>good looks to pass onto the child
>probably has at least a job for financial support
wow, it's almost like you didn't think this through at all

>>26027491
>i won

Oh yes, absolutely. By saying that you have won, you have won. I can see that you don't have intelligence to offer.

Really though what's the source on this?

>>26027509
good that you agree with me

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there are 2 roastie whores in this thread that defend sucking some random guys dick on a party in public

>Everything that comes with having a kid
>None of the benefits of having the mother around

Single dad feels.

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>>26027499
THEN WHY DONT YOU GO SUCK A DICK ON A PARTY AROUND A CROWD WHILE THEY CHEER AT YOU "CHOKE CHOKE"
>good social connections
>good looks to pass onto the child
>probably has at least a job for financial support
bet you think you get pregnant from anal

>>26027499
are you trying to imply you would suck a dick for good social connections? degeneret

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>>26027227
You poor sensitive bastard. I wasn't unlike you once. But then I died inside. I woke up -- and nothing. Yeah, I'm awake and typing right now but I don't care if I die alone anymore.

>>26027774
edggyy

>>26028009
I mean...I guess so.