>have a massive thing for big fat tits >finally manage

>>26026407
Normie get out ree

Original Kappa :^))))))))

>400 replies later

Know the feels of having them.

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>>26026407
>likes rocky road ice cream
>goes out and buys delicious vanilla bean instead
>still complains

>>26026407
Nah I am a degenerate fucking a fat girl with 40DDD tits so I bathe in them all the time since the first time we were private. I bust them out in public when we are sitting in parking lots. The problem is that she is fat.

>>26026442
kek

good analogy

>like nothing more than a handful
>wife has DDDs, fat ass and a tight pussy
Why has god forsaken me

>>26026436
Do you know the feel of tits or gtfo?

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>>26026428
Whats wrong with that? Big tits threads here are better than the ones on /s/

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>>26026407
>want a massive fat titted gf
>they only chads
>tfw

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>>26026407
>love insane huge cowtits
>they are hard to find, harder to get a hold of
>get gf, nice perky d-cups
>lets me suck on them all I want, wants to lactate for me so I can breastfeed

close enough, even though her boobs aren't big enough for me to asphyxiate and die, which is what I really wanted. can't have it all, eh?

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>>26026407
Get the fuck out of here you fucking normal FAG

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>>26026407
I know the opposite feel.

>Have a massive thing for skinny girls with small, perky tits
>Finally manage to get a gf
>she's a saggy DD with giant nipples and curvy. (Like, not fat, but in shape with a small waist and big hips/ass/bust.)

Good thing she's now my ex, so I can try to find one that suits my tastes better.

>>26026696
I love this meme text

>>26026696
you dated my ideal women anon. Post pics if you can.

>>26026577
>complaining about perfect perky d-cups

>>26026407
Flat is
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>literal original flat justice comment

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>>26026778
I wish I had anything good to post. She always wore baggy clothes because she had a complex about guys checking her out, and never let me take lewds because she thought I'd post them on 4chan if we broke up. (Shit, I guess she was actually right about something.)

This is the best I can find.

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>tfw hispanic gf with big tits who hates jews

It'll be a real shame when Kaiser Trump builds wall

>>26026407
>tfw I'm dating a fat girl on tinder just so I can cum on her massive tits

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>meet girl on tinder
>she only has face pics
>chat her up
>we really hit it off
>spill every secret we have to each other
>convinced we met each other in past life
>decide to start dating because pointless to take it slow
>see her tits
>holy moly
>from her face i assume small tits (shes asian and 5'3")
>ask her her cup size
>36DDD
>mfw

My friends hate me now

>>26027079
post pics lying faggot

>>26026490
Do you know the feel of 8th grade?

>>26027263
No. Itd betray her trust
>realize she has men complex about her body
>she doesnt post pics online for this reason
>when talking to me she found someone she could truly trust
>on the end of our first date she sat on my lap facing me and pressed my face into her chest and patted my head
>mind went blank
>she says "you can trust me too"
>hold back tears
>she understands im on edge around other people too
>marvel at the chances of meeting each other
>get titfuck later

>>26026953
wow she looks like she's in her 30s

>>26027296
Do you know the feel of go back to fucking reddit or kill yourself?

>>26027348
the fact that you wont post fully clothed pictures of her prove that youre lying, cuck

>>26027397
She actually IS in her 30s now. She would've been 28 or so when that pic was taken, so not too far off.

She looked 16 in the face until around 30, though. I'm totally spoiled when it comes to cute faces on girls.

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>>26026407
>gf

gtfo you fucking normieEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE