ITT post your last positive experience with a woman
>at a diner with coworkers
>with 2 old ladies, two white girls in their twenties, and one guy even more Beta than me
>waitress asks if I want some creamers
>tell her I take it "as black as midnight on a moonless night
>girls chuckle slightly
>beta asks "is that how you like your women: dark and strong?"
>pause for a moment and reply "light and sweet"
>old ladies start blushing
>girls in their twenties are looking at each other with a big grin like "he knows"
>beta thoroughly deflated
>feel validated for a couple hours
I got a blowjob from former co-worker a couple weeks ago.
I went to a current co-worker's house to grab a tshirt he bought from me and she was there drunk as hell.
Basically all I had to say was "You look great tonight" and she started groping me.
>Checking out at grocery store
>Cashier: "You doing anything fun tonight?"
>Me: "No, just going to go home and maybe read a book or something."
>Her: "That sounds fun."
>Me: "Heh, yeah, I guess it is."
The "heh" was that light laugh/chuckle where you exhale and smile.
That's when you say
"Not really, you have any plans?"
If she says no just drop a date on her
"Wanna do something?" "When do you get off then?" etc
If she says no take your stuff and leave. Problem solved.
>16 year old in high school
>Female who is part of my social group (and by social group I mean people who I hang out with to avoid looking like a school shooter) comes up to me and grabs my ass
>Says: This is good
And now I'm a 20 year old KV stemfag, who rarely goes out so don't reeeee me
Nah, I can't be in a relationship of any kind. No car, no job, and I live in the country far away from town.
I just buy all the groceries since i'm better with a budget than my dad, plus he's old as shit and can barely walk. I don't even have a license.
>buying deodorant at drugstore
>female cashier tells me that there is a promotion on that one
>walks me to the other side of the store and shows me I can buy 3 for the price of 2
>have no money, so just thank her and get back
>pay and leave
My mom tells me I did well helping around the house, although I could have done more.
The moment was ruined when she told me I would make a woman happy someday...
one time i was just walking around my neighborhood in the city and a drunk girl literally grabbed my ass when i walked by. i fucking loved it. i've been trying to walk around late at night when drunk girls are walking around and nothing like it has happened since. oh well.
>be about 30 minutes ago
>be in Nicaragua for the month
>me & my fiancee are spending the month backpacking and climbing volcanos
>leaving in 2 days for home so we decide to ger drunk on cheap local rhum
>get drunk talk about our trip
>she talks about how she hate every other men, how she hate even more every other women for being shallow
Before the trip i was ready to end 3 years of relationship but it really helped us i think/hope.
Go ahead call me a normalfag, but which normalfag is engaged at 19, in a relationship since 16, have no irl friend except gf (same for gf) and backpack through south america living like hobbos ?
When I called my gf today and we talked for over two and a half hours.
>3 hours ago
>doing laundry with my gf
>no one else in my uni's laundry room
>make out with her on top of a washing machine
I was a robot too but even I managed to get a gf somehow. Stay strong brobots, good things will come your way.
>best man at friend's wedding
>maid of honor was an nba dancer
the last time I actually got my dick wet was dec. 1 2015, and I posted all the texts and everything on r9k, pic related
>got a girl's number on the street towards the end of the summer, end up fucking all day for 2 weeks
>she was in love with me and I liked her, she fulfilled my strict requirements (my height or taller, dominant) but she was a little too fat and dumb to love
>turn 19 and leave town for about 2 months, we text and she says she masturbates about us and wants to fuck me when I'm back even if she has a bf
>see she has a "bf" on facebook soon
>come back, I go talk to her and we kiss twice
>find out her bf isn't gonna be around much this week and he's been having problems with his dick
>he doesn't like to fuck much, they met on tinder and she took his virginity
>he's some tall normie
>she still texts me after that night and says I shouldn't keep trying
>this bitch is an italian stacy who has 3 inches and 50 lbs on me, and had fucked about 20 dudes before me, that doesn't wanna cheat on her boyfriend who she doesn't even like
>I go to her house and we just talk outside because her boyfriend happened to be there (but his dick was still broke)
>she invites me to meet up the next day, I introduce her to my family because she didn't think I was committed and thought I was just trying to charm my way back into her pussy
>we makeout and I finger her a bit at my house
>then she texts me again that she's "not gonna cheat"
>finally just say whatever
>2 weeks later she texts me, we meet up and she hatefucks me thrice
>she was texting her bf the whole time, pretty much told him
>she tells me after that she told him but they're staying together, and they both block me on everything
I know she's still with him and I know where she works on weekends so I might get my dick wet again easy before I start college (19 year old freshman masterrace, spring summer masterrace)
call me a cuck but it's a rare woman I fuck, and I have no emotional investment so I have no shame
lookie here, we got a double dubs weenie walking around late at night lookin for drunk girls
all these fuckin normies itt
here's mine, just happened this morning
>in the lab
>co-worker asks me if i got her email about her scheduling equipment time around my plans
>i tell her that i did, thank her
>she says you're welcome
>walking at night
>girl doesnt run from you
get out chad
>last night drop my last piece of banana into the kefir I was drinking
>really bad chick I know responds to snap
>ask her to DIIV show happening in a month
I want to fuck her so bad
>friend brought me to normieparty
>pre-drink and get drunk as fuck before even getting there
>girl approaches me at party
>says hey, asks how i'm doing, etc
>open arms to give her a hug since i'm drunk
>she accepts hug
I think she was a qt but I can't remember well and other than new years I haven't seen her in like 5 yrs.
>passed out in bathroom half an hour later and got picked up by parents
i kissed a qt grill at a house party lastnight anon
>be me, drunk, 3am
>sharing a bottle of wine with a qt, sitting on the curb and drinking from the bottle
>talking about feels
>drunk, take risk, lean over and kiss her
>warm and wet and nice
>she kisses back