>tfw hairstylist titties touch your face or shoulder

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>>26024402
>drops something
>bends over in front of you

she did it on purpose, you should ask her out.

there's no need for boobs touching your shoulder when she's doing your hair, she does not have to be that close unless she wants to

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I had this a lot with dentists

but once I had regular sex it stopped affecting me for forever

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>>26024402
tfw straight male and can feel your male barber rubbing his dick against your arm as he cuts

>>26024476
Was he cut or could you feel his elephant trunk?

A male barber was washing my hair and he kept pressing his dick bulge against my shoulder. Shit was gay
I didn't mind though

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>get haircut from a FOB Korean grandma
>her pussy and boobs rub on me
>have a huge boner when I stand up
>mfw

>>26024402
I have a feeling that the bottom half of this girl is disappointing.

>>26024498
I was unable to tell desu, when you factor in the amount of layers of fabric between his dick/my upper arm it would be near impossible to tell, im just aware of this guys crotch area rubbing against my arm to the rhythm of his cuts.

>>26024525
as opposed to the top half?

>>26024525
Busty white girls don't usually have asses.

>>26024525
Top half is good enough to be totally and completely honest with you family

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>>26024450
The physician's assistants at my dentists have done this. They're always extremely hot too.

>>26024590
>>26024598
I'm meant more of a belly and blatant obesity below the breast area.

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>>26024402
>tfw she leans into you with her belly

>>26024616
source pls, also want to cop mature woman???

>>26024402
The girl who cut my hair a few weeks ago basically had her boobs on my shoulder the whole time.

Too bad she was a fat tumblrina.

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>>26024689
what in the fuck is that on her belly??

>>26024800

looks like it might be her hand pressing against her belly alittle

>>26024800
It's her hand peeking between the rolls.

>>26024689
Man, I'm jealous of guys who are into fatties. Getting laid would be so easy if I could bring myself to do it with them.

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>>26024727
Some gallery on image fap.

>>26024402
tfw felt boob with elbow at the dentist

Feels good man

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>be 17 year old sperglord (I'm 20 now)
>Mom makes me get a haircut because I "look like a girl"
>fuckme.jpeg
>Sit down in chair
>Hot, latina hair stylist comes out and starts cutting my hair
>She couldn't have been more than 24
>Half way through she runs her fingers through my hair and says "Wow, it's so long, black, .... and thick".
>mfw I almost cum in my pants
>Go home
>masturbate furiously

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>>26024402
I am compelled to post the world's greatest hair stylist: Rachel Aldana.

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>Take the metro to town
>Crowded as fuck, hardly a place to sit
>6/10 chubby blond roastie sits besides you
>She wears black tights
>Her fat ass rubs into yours and warms you all through the ride

No better feel exists lads

>>26024966
>cumming because your stylist was talking about the guy she fucked last night

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>tfw hairstylist gave me prostate massage with curling iron

>>26025198
This lady is a pornstar or something. I remember seeing her bare tits once but didn't care enough to save them.

I regret this.

>>26025057
>incidental contact with trash
>best feel

I feel bad for you son

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>>26025214
Anne Lawfull. I just looked it up

>>26024800
her hand

>>26025306
Now I remember why I didn't save them.

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>tfw hairstylist squirted her pussy juice on my hair instead of using water.

>going to a hairstylist
nigga you gay

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>>26025743
Hair technician

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>>26024476
>tfw your barber steps over one of your legs and rests his balls on it while cutting your hair

>paying someone else to cut your hair
>letting someone touch your hair
>awkwardly making small talk while you're being held captive
>not just getting hair clippers and doing it yourself
>being this pleb

>>26027077
Let's see your hair

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>getting haircut
>hoping for milf titcow
>would settle for the blonde bimbo, plain jane or fat tit cow
>get the gross middle aged asian
bad luck man