Robot Exodus

why not just go to wizardchan? it's everything in your OP rules, plus it's not got the userbase of normalslimes in disguise this dump has

>>26023674
>like films? You don't need /tv/, just go to letterbox
>like fitness? You don't need /fit/, just go to bodybuilding.com

>>26023638
>4) Nothing designated as normie-posting

Including: defending women and women's rights with calling men who drop truthbombs about females "manchild", "loser", "virgin", etc.

I disagree with the no-virgin rules, tho.
If you had one GF or so it's still okay.

Instead:
No twentie-something college boys allowed.

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>>26023674
like I said in a previous thread, /wiz/ does not allow you to talk about social situations of any kind with friends and what not. Also you can't talk about your feels of wanting a companion. It's a lot more hardcore.

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>>26023729
Already covered in the rules
>Defined as referencing having an active social life and talking about it/insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry

the future is bright

why the fuck normies keep coming here to feel special?
If we keep making more rules It is just natural selection it will go on and on we need mods to ban these "fembots" and normies

Being prison gay is a side effect from being a lonely virgin though

I'm straight but if some guy wanted to be my boyfriend I wouldn't mind because I have no one

Good luck with it and while you are asking g for stuff you will never get ask to delete /pol. You are probably too new to remember it being spammed in /q every hour

>>26023775
There were tumblr mods before robot mods
Robot mods will never happen not even post moot

>>26023782
>Being prison gay is a side effect from being a lonely virgin though

Being "prison gay" and weird fetishes should be okay. But it if smells like rainbow flag or people using terms such as "LGBTQ+" community, it should be banned.

>>26023823
Surely there will be new mods chosen for this board

>>26023832

On the other hand...
All these traps, shemale, boipucci threads really piss me off here.

Maybe it would be better to ban that stuff altogether, so we don't end up like another board for self-hating homosexuals.

>>26023755
So basically you can't talk about anything at all.

Fuck, you're retarded.

>>26023892
He meant wizardchan, not /wiz/

it was a typo

Why dont you just post on /b/? Creating new boards without purpose is gay as hell.

Just make wizard General threads. Im sure people wont bother disturbing you there.

>>26023892
>>26023907
yeah wizardchan, my bad I could have clarified.

This place is pretty dead and most threads 404 even with all the shitposting.
A /wiz/ board wouldn't be really active i think.
Also you can never truly get rid of people just pretending for the sake of shitposting.

>>26023914
>Creating new boards without purpose is gay as hell.
but there is purpose

that purpose is that /r9k/ is shit now because of your type and we want a board that specifically suits the robot community

>>26023914
>I'm sure no one would bother you there
you mean like the virgin general threads on /soc/ or this entire board?

face it, women and normos will go wherever the virgins are because they love making us feel like shit for their own personal amusement

No point, any place like that would be overrun with normies as they're the majority on this website. It be like making a black only board, it would only ever attract trolls

>>26023949
I honestly can't understand why normies can't just leave us be

I think it's the memes that bring them here and then they stay and want to change the place.

Why are all the normies here so damn gay? They come here and post porn pics and they to turn each other on. They talk with each other like they're trying to act out their sissy fantasies. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with them?

They provide nothing of value to this board. They have no humor and they're not retarded like us so they don't have any funny autism stories. All they do is post the same memes over and over and talk dirty to each other.

>I know, lets make another containment board for people like 'us' because our last board was ruined
>We'll try get it made on the same site, that's a good idea
>It definitely wont get flooded by the people we don't want there the instant it's made

>>26024054
Robots never had a board with rules that supported their culture on r9k. So yeah it will probably work.

>>26024015
>>26024054
That could be fixed with robot janitors and mods.
Actual spergs who ban that shit on sight.
And people acting really elitistic.
Go on /a/, i think it's the only board that manages to keep the trash out because they're elitists and hate newcomers.
I went once there, made a thread about berserk, was banned 30min later from the board.

>>26024128
was just about to post this

That's the fatal flaw of /r9k/

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>>26023638
Why not just fuck off somewhere not here?

>>26024174
Same to you, faggot

>>26024137
Some of us aren't interested in anime though. My only interests are aspergers

>>26024054
This.

>implying i wont post tfw gf all the time
>implying i wont post threads asking bots why they dont just do x to get a gf
>implying i wont post tfw no bf tomoko threads for the laffs

The thing is i always did my best to live and let live, but /wiz/ would be just too tempting, even for me.

>>26024202
I meant, go on /a/ to see an example of a board that keeps "trash" out.
R9k was never for social outcasts, they all came here for some reason.

>>26024225
enjoy being banned then

>>26024174
because most of us are too young for wiz chan, who bans if you're under 25 or so
I guess we could move to hotwheel's site
but that place is where reddit actually goes to shit

on another note, the spam filter is a fucking bother to talk about anything moot doesn't like

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>>26024274
Enjoy not getting the board at all because it's a stupid idea

>>26024054

With rules and mods it would be possible.
Or name it "Misogynist Robots", to scare the normies away and attract the right kind of people.

But it's true that normies and cunts have taken over this board. It's disgusting. There is a thread here right now where a robot wrote about how he told his therapist that women are shit and got dozens of normie-replies about how much of a loser, manchild, virgin he is.

That shit is like reddit.
In a real robot community people use loser and beta as self-description not as "insults" to men who speak the truth about women (=shit).

>>26024274
Not him but bans don't matter for shit now a days since not a lot of people have static IPs and if they do they can just mobile shitpost from phones

>>26024274
Bans are not keeping shitposting in check in this board, what makes you think it would work on /wiz/?

>>26024298
>who bans if you're under 25 or so
Just don't mention your age, besides if you're under 25 an a robot you still have time to fix yourself.
I think it's a solid rule.

>>26024347
Mods don't do their job on this board

and this board is designed to be literally /b/, so most shitposting is allowed.

>>26024329
>>26024347
Shitposters exist because they get atention.
If people from the hypotetical /wiz/ ignored it, paired with really strict janitors and mods it could work.

>>26023638
lets make it happen

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>>26024419
>really strict janitors and mods

This always backfires into giving shitposters more fuel

>>26024382
Its not gonna happen a board like that would feel really out of place on 4chan.

I don't care about the normie shitposters. I just want all the gay shit gone

>>26024535
embrace it anon, you'll never find a willing woman regardless.

>>26024419
anons always take the bait. especiallz robots. posters get trolled by literally ten year ild copypasta for christs sake.

>>26024474
It's impossible to avoid shitposting, it's going to happen here and there.
But if /wiz/ was created, r9k would be fixed and back to original content only.
And robots would have a place to dwell in misery.

>>26024382
Mods cant keep up on any board the userbase is to large for their number to handle
It's a big reason I don't think wiz would work it would just go sour and either get killed or we just have another shitpost board.
if /s4s/ can't cut the fat of shitposting I doubt /wiz/ would be spared turing into a blue /b/ like /v/

>>26023936
yeah we really want you gone too.

/r9k/ wasn't always like this. you autistic faggots act like we're the newfags, but there was actually a time before all you manchildren started shitting up the board

>>26024419
>If people from the hypotetical /wiz/ ignored it
You do understand if you ignored it here there wouldn't be any reason to want a wiz
If you can't make yourself happy here your fuck anywhere on 4chan.
It wasn't made for filtering or censorship like tumbler or reddit.

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Yawwwwwn
You think you will get your own board just because you act entitled
You were never entitled to a safe space
The same way you were never entitled to a girlfriend
Or friends
Or Your parents love
Let's be honest you coulndt even get rid of comfy neet threads
Or hold a general on /adv for a year
How would lazy do nothing robots accomplish their own board if they can't accomplish anything in real life
Nobody wants you on this site nobody wants to grant you a place to be yourselves it wasn't just moot
And if you got one it would be raided everyday elanyways
Or it would be as shitty as wizzardchan
There aren't much robots out there anymore to sleep it active anyways
It's 2016 and robots have been dead for 4 years already

>>26024579
>/wiz/ gets created
>shitposting rampant for the first 6 months
>mods go apeshit and ban anyone on sight for the slightest rule violation
>people make general threads to hide from the shitposting
>everyone leaves the board
>only three main general threads survive and of the remaining 10 posters no one bothers to post outside of them

It's impossible to make it, /wiz/ would just follow the same cycle

>>26024419
>If people from the hypotetical /wiz/ ignored it
right because you guys do that so great here...
>paired with really strict janitors and mods
because they do a swell job on all those other boards about topics they like... hell you be lucky if any of them sympathized with you let alone related to that issues you have.

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Dropping in to support this, it is much needed.

>>26024611
Lol you normies provide nothing of value to this board. Accept that humanity has evolved past you

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>>26024579
>r9k would be fixed and back to original content only.
Like hell it would

>>26024741
why did you screencap your own post?

>>26024775

same reason OP samefags these threads

Not related butbM I the only one who likes to shit on robots but still posts in feels threads lithe the bar general as such when he is feeling down?

>>26024629
Except here it's impossible, because there's no rules and you can't avoid people falseflagging.
>It wasn't made for filtering or censorship like tumbler or reddit
We have specific boards that delete posts and threads that have nothing to do with the board theme.
>>26024669
They do a good job in some less crowded boards.
Most people go on really popular boards, and there isn't much mods can do there.

>>26024820
No, you're not

we posted about your kind in the first /qa/ thread

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>>26024855
forgot my picture

you're one of the people ruining the board

>>26024855
Will there be a place for me in the new robot heaven?

>>26024889
I don't get angry at mosoginy or racism I just hate how entitled and overall shitty people you are

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How do we make this happen? Spam until it happens and they get tired of us bitching or what?

>>26024917
Then leave the board

>>26024925
You seem to be mistaken my friend, this board is for normies like me and normies get to feel sad because they arent pieces of human trash and when we do we need robots to be there and validate our bad feelings the same way as we need to shit on you when we feel good to validateour good feelings
You are stuck with us here forever not because you are a necessity but rather a commodity and who else would take it?
Now kindly delete this thread

>>26024998
all this delusion in one post

don't worry, boys. When we get /wiz/, we can rub it in their faces

>>26023638
i second this.
this board is already infested by normie scum... they all must die.
in honor to the great robots we deserve our own site... this place used to be the only one where i felt accepted.... we can talk about depression or good books and share our experiences... now its like
>lmao lmao lol kill yourself phagg0t
> omh why dont you lift brah
fucking brainless normies....
this must be created...

>>26024923
If the demand is big enough they might consider it i guess.

>>26025011
>when 2d is real I will tell them
Just off yourself all of you. There is no place for you either irl or online you don't get to belong in this life

>>26025027
Like they considered deleting pol right?

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http://strawpoll.me/6642287/r

>>26024836
>because there's no rules
go talk to /v/, /sp/, /co/, and /pol/ and ask them how those rules help any.
Shitposters are gonna shitpost and rules only work if they are upheld no new board will make that change

>and you can't avoid people falseflagging.
You will never get it completely gone with what the topic is. NEETs and the like are a type of damaged that just attracts people, it's the Internets circus freak show.

>They do a good job in some less crowded boards.
go visit /lgbt/, /biz/ and /toy/ (especially the last week)
They do as good as they can but all it takes is a few shitposters find the right bait and it can cause the board to clog up and rot something fierce, a board that is all about wizards, a long running kicking mule of 4chan would be prime for issues mods be damn.

>Most people go on really popular boards
not quite if we are to believe Moot. The issues were some boards we get the lions share of traffic but other boards were bounce offs. 5 people visit /v/ but only one of those 5 visits /toy/ regularly but that one has the risk to invite others there. That's the issue with the smaller boards all it takes is one guy linking a thread on /wiz/ that could cause a huge glut of visitors and let's face it, people fucking love a good laugh out of someone worse than them.
/wiz/ would not fix things, it would make them worse.

>>26025064
creating a board and deleting a board are two very different things, dumb dumb

>>26024923
You just reminded me of all the beta uprising retarded shit that went no where

this could either be great or horrible depending on the quality of the mods

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>This robot needs a home

26024557
Posts like this real or not make me want to support you cunts who want your own board.
With active self moderation and a developed user base it's possible, go for it.

>>26025076
>/v/, /sp/, /co/, and /pol/
all extremely crowded
>You will never get it completely gone with what the topic is. NEETs and the like are a type of damaged that just attracts people, it's the Internets circus freak show
>go visit /lgbt/, /biz/ and /toy/
Dude, it's impossible to erase shitposting, i don't think their objective is to create a shitpostingfree board.
It can't be done.
Just place where the rules favor them.

>>26025071
>http://strawpoll.me/6642287/r
>/r
Im voting no for that

>>26025088
But how about your genetics robot. Won't it held you back? Wasn't it true you have no free will?
People from wizzardchan still come here because that place is too slow or because it is too wizzardy for them after all. Will you still come back when /wkz fails?

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>>26025128
>/co/
>slower posting rate than /r9k/
>crowded

>>26025045
>>26024998
Posts like these are why I encourage self improvement for my fellow robots.

>>26023638
>1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
>2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
>implying other posters wouldn't accuse them of being one the moment they read a post they don't like
>implying they wouldn't just make up a new word to imply woman/non virgin to dodge the rule
>3) No gay threads
>implying you could stop it
>4) Nothing designated as normie-posting
>implying that wouldn't constantly change as to what counted as that and didn't count

>>26023638
Lol, no. <spoiler> This is an extremely original comment<\spoiler>

>>26025196
Oh but I won't stop, not even if you create your own board it won't stop I hate you robots, I love to hate you, everyone does.
It's like you are meant to be a piece of shit to make the world a better place, its inexplicable but it works.
We need you, nasty you to remind us to never feel empathy for people like you
To remind us you don't desseeve help
So we are not letting g you go ever you are too fun to keep around but keep your distance from too you creep

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>>26025259
And you call us autistic

>our faces when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M&feature=youtu.be#t=1m30s

I don't see how that connects with my previous statement, that along with the fact that with enough time and effort with the potentially loyal userbase, they will make sure they succeed.

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>>26025240
Reminder that some robots are more equals than others

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So am I right in thinking you want a safe space for virgins and losers?

>>26025300
who cares what you think? lmao

I can't wait to come shitpost and troll you virigns x)

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>>26025312
You do, fag, otherwise you wouldn't be clamoring for your own personal hugbox.

>>26025312
This can sume up this entire thread tho

>>26025240
Most of that could be prevented with decent moderation.
The gay problem is the easiest one, the people who define normie would have a harder time.
Also assumptions would be assumptions, without the poster outright stating it they wouldn't be banned.
>even if ironic they would be banned.

>>26025312
>>26025340
seconding this as well

>>26025359
>decent moderation
wont happen, they struggle to keep the rest clean so I doubt a board that will have a bigger target on it's back than /pol/ and /mlp/ would get good moderation
All it would take is a board shitposter with proxies and your bait ready board would be /b/ light in a weeks time.

>>26025420
I actually want this to happen now keeping you robots down is fun but teasing you with your own place.only.to.take it away would be amazing

>>26025284
Christ, I lost my sides.
God stuff.

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>>26025459
Hey April fool's coming around soon.
Start the board in late march and then ban everyone that posted in it for a week and then delete the board April 2nd

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>>26025515
I for one, welcome this idea.

if you fags get /wiz/ and leave, do we have to stop REEEEEEing? Because I'm sick of >tfw no gf threads, but I like reeeeeee

>>26024611
Lets get back to making fun of me like we're supposed to.

-creator of the interwebz

>>26025259
Who deesseevvvvveeessssz abything?

>>26025295
Agreed, we need to have a revised version of what it means to be a robot.

>>26025337
>Implying most of us want bad normal fag/troll dogma (often proclaimed as 'advice') shitting up our board and warping naive robot posters mentality to something that doesn't work for them.

>implying all of us want to browse through 100s of troll/normal fag posts on the off chance it's amusing.

Normies please go.

>tfw /wiz/ will be made a reality

>>26028392
More like a reeality

>>26027411
>wahhhhh treat me like special snowflake and give me a place where anything that triggers me gets banned

>>26023638
>believing in the wizard meme
>thinking anyone except an extreme minority of hopeless faggots could be so pathetic
>thinking your lack of accomplishments entitles you to your own board

o i am laffin

>>26028624
what are you even on about?

All I'm reading is nonsense

>>26028657
there are almost no true wizards, newfamily. it takes an incredibly unlikely combination of mental disorders and birth defects for someone to become a true wizard.

it's basically another dank meme at this point

>>26028739
>there are almost no true wizards

Which is why we need /mis/ instead of /wiz/
Misogyny instead of Wizardry.

Misogyny is the future.

Just do it OP, why the fuck are you debating with normies about it, yes there will be shitposting for a while but after normies feel ignored they'll leave and go back to /soc/.

>>26023638
as a m-f pansexual productive member of society who has 200 twitter followers who are my irl friends, i agree with you.

>>26028600
You're not triggering me though. This was funny to me the first few times to me, now it's just shit posting that I'd rather avoid if I can still talk to robots.