Robots, look deep inside yourself. Do you ever think you'll

>>26015881
Body-wise maybe
Personality-wise no chance

>>26015881
Gf? hell no

Will I get ever get laid again? probably.

>>26015881
no.
And I couldn't actually care less
The ride never ends so better enjoy it

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>>26015881
There's a girl at work I've taken a liking to as of recently, she seems to really get along with me but I'm not sure if she wants anything more than friends, especially since we work together considering something she said

>She comes by the other day to chill with my brothers gf(they worked together before I started there)
>Sees our new dog
>"Omg you're sooo cute"
>I smartassly say "I know, I try :^)"
>"Nooo not you!"
>"Oh I see how it is, so I'm ugly?"
>"I didn't say that"
>"But you just said I wasn't cute"
>She pauses
>Hesitantly says "I can't say anything at the risk of getting fired since I'm your shiftlead"

I can't tell if she was trying to dodge the question or what but it still hit me in the feels

What do robots?

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>>26015881
>Do you ever think you'll get a gf or get laid again?
>again

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>>26015881
No
Avoidant
probably never will
but I wish
damn

>>26015881
Yes, i'm pretty sure I will get laid. The gf thing it's much more difficult.

>no bf
>no gf
>hhkv
when are you guys planning on offing yourself? i wanna get my phd and work for a bit then decide if i should call it quits.

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>>26016235
Cringe. Jeez. You ever play until dawn? Sometimes it's better to do nothing.

>>26016235
That's a good thing she said that, dumbass!

She wouldn't get fired for saying you're ugly (which is what you assumed she meant). She could (but never actually would) get fired for saying you are handsome and going out with you and the whole store finding out.

Women take business ethics seriously for some reason. They are too naive to realize that they are more of a warning to not dip your pen in company ink as it could disrupt the overall workflow, ie. profit margins.

Had a girl that was my boss who said she couldn't date me because it was against company policy. She sucked my dick a week later and nothing happened to either one of us. Women are gullible as fuck when it comes to authoritative threats.

>>26016544
Ya I know it seems cringey, but I always say sarcastically smug shit and she laughs pretty hard at it, just the first time I've ever went for something along the lines of that so I could see what she'd say.

And no, I don't like interactive movies.

>>26016307
any sauce on this?

orixgixnal comex

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Gf and sex both yes

Right now Im not feeling like pursuing anything though since my ex did a good job destroying me emotionally

>>26016572
I just don't know what to make of the situation.

We have 2 stores and we always try to switch if we aren't in the same ones so we can work together, when we take our breaks she always asks if I wanna just stay in the back room so we can bullshit and she'll do the same on her break, we go to the bar afterwards if we get out at the same time, and I think I might be going with her when she gets a tattoo next week.

On the otherhand she always talks about how much she doesn't want a relationship and can't find good guys T_T.

She's great though. She has the same fucked up sense of humor, is anti feminist, loves drinking, and doesn't like clingy guys so I wouldn't have to smother her with attention all the time and we could kinda do our own thing.

I dunno man, I never understood the oneitis thing until now.

I'm joining the military, and apparently chicks in other countries will fuck guys just because they're in the military. So, I think my chances are better than average.

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>>26016628
>ex did a good job destroying me emotionally

God dammit this. My heart hurts

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No.

Feels whatever man

I'm here to argue that if you haven't had sex in five years like me you practically become a virgin again

>or get laid again

You're on r9k nigga, wtf you mean 'again?'

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>>26015881
>again

here we go again, better get the tissues now

I do. GF is coming over later today after work. She's gunna have to do the heavy lifting if she wants any of this dick. I went to the gym earlier and my entire body is dead.

>>26016602
Same artstyle as Ressentiment, but I don't remember this page in the manga

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>>26015881
>Robots,
>get laid again
Someone get this motherfucking hothead out of here.

The last time I got laid I payed for it

I'd be hard pressed to find a girlfriend

>>26015881
>again?
Get off my board you fucking retard.

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>again
>AGAIN

No. Too old, ugly, and with shit personality.

>>26015881
why even have sex!? why are you ppl so obsessed about getting laid it's pathetic