YOU ARE A NORMALFAG IF:

**rite of passage

>>26011593
>-If girls were interested in you but you fucked it up due to autism. If a girl can't see that she should stay away from you, you're a norm.

Lol nope, you're just a disgusting trash lad. And a failed normalscum too.
I don't want to get close to people, I despise them so the only social interaction I can withstand is here.
So even if girls flirted with me before, as long as I stay true to myself (and stay virgin), I'm a robot.
You're just an ugly ass nigger that would be the normiest possible if you were a Chad.

>>26011593

>my board

Fuck off autismal

>>26011634
No, you're a normalfag. A true robot has a 20 feet wide aura that scares women away.

>>26011634
Fedora - the post

Your intellectual intelligence is truly more superior than the sheep who engage in social interactions.

>>26011593
i'd like to know exactly what you'll do if i stay on r9k. seriously.

muster another REEEE?
wet your pants in frustration?
post more pepe?

>>26011593
>-You have EVER kissed a girl. I don't care if it was when you were 10, its the essential rote of passage to being a norm.
so get out then. Your mom kissed you when you we're a little kid.

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Agree with OP

Too many normie scum on this board

GTFO THIS BOARD IS NOT FOR YOU GO BACK TO NORMIEBOOK OR INSTAFAG NOW

>>26011716
no she didn't, moms don't kiss sons

>>26011669
What you are describing is not a robot.
Tell me, if the ugly guy woke up in a Chad body, would he maintains his lifestyle ?
No, you're just jealous failed normalfags who dream to get Stacy.

>>26011671
Did I ever mentioned something about intellect?
No so your argument is invalid.
I despise them because I can't understand them, nothing else.

ITT: booty blasted virgins

You retards realize most normal people who come here are only lurking right? Like this place is a textbook on how not to run your life

>>26011593
if you cant even kiss a girl how will you get me off your board

>>26011759
>Stacy

You just outed yourself you fucking newfag. Fuck off back to the shithole you crawled out of.

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>>26011593
Why do you robots get so mad at us normies? Isn't that what you all strive to be?
I even posted in a thread the other day, giving advice to some guys about their warped perception of women only to be responded with "cuck" and "white knight faggot".
Even when people are trying to help you, you all fuck it up. you are your own worst enemy.

>>26011698
complain to the mods

>>26011811
>warped perception of women

Go back to where you came from.

>>26011869
But I'm already in my house...

>>26011759
Robot is just another word for incel, newfriend

>>26011593
1 and 3 for me. Guess I should leave.

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>>26011593
>-You lift weights. Stay the fuck on /fit/ if you participate in that shit.

ive only been lifting for 14 weeks, i swear im a robot i swear.

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>>26011593
No I'm a cyborg. Feels moderatly.

>>26011593
I'm a tall, good looking muscular guy who enjoys working out. I've hooked up with excess of 200 girls, I've slept with around 30 girls. I'm 21 years old, and past 2 years I've been in an amazing relationship with the sweetest, most caring, most beautiful girl you could ever imagine. As soon as I'm done with university (engineering) I have a guaranteed job with great pay, and my girl loves the idea of being a housewife

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>>26012075
You really are a normie. You genuinly don't belong here.

>>26012107
Why the fuck would you respond to bait you normalfag retard? Way to look retarded.

>>26011593
Normie here

Go fuck yourself OP :^)

3/3
guess im a normalfag.

I have never kissed anyone but some girls showed interest in me
Wat do?

Lifting weights getting ready for the beta uprising isn't normie

>>26011981
Well, I'm a robot then.
Someone who lift could be a robot then.
Heck, even a non virgin could be a robot then.

>>26012121
I'm >>26012075
I think it's some good indicator that when I post about my life on /r9k/ it's so far from robot reality they genuinly think I'm making shit up.

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>>26011997
here is a higher resolution pic for you

>>26012198
I don't doubt that normalfags are here dumbshit, you posted that to get replies. I didn't reply but some dumbshit self proclaimed "cyborg" did, because he's a normalshit dumbfuck.

>>26012217
Every time I see one of these threads, I invite another one of my friends to this site. Enjoy your new normie buddies :)

>>26011593
What if a girl was intrested and I didnt fuck it up?

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WHY CANT NORMIES JUST LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.

THIS IS OUR DOMAIN

IF YOU ARE NOT A KHV PLEASE LEAVE AND GO BACK TO NORMIE LIFE.

IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS, GTFO

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>>26011593
I lift weights and have had sex with girls
Whatcha gonna do about it

>>26012252
Because it's too much fun laughing at you :)

I especially love it when you post angry cartoon frogs.

>>26012264
Bait, do you know what it is.