>you console her on the phone >in her backyard; he

that's my fetish so I'll take it

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>you think about her every night in bed
>he loves it when she scratches his head

>>26008860
>>26010102

This is a pretty hot mene please continue

k9cked

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>You tell her 'yes bby yes my love for you if true'
>She say; Fuck off Pajeet and learn to POO IN THE LOO

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>You write her poems she never will read
>He barks with glee and offers his seed

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>>26010135
>you die to meet her everyday
>he breeds her, okay?

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>you want to be her boy
>she gives him a chew toy

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Girls just can't resist the knot

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I wonder how common it is for girls owning dogs for them to try have them lick their pussies

>>26010832
Probably 0.00001% or so. shit like this isnt common outside 4chan

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>thought cuck meme was the worst
>it degenerates into canine cucking

I hate this place.

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>>26010873

Is horse cucking better or worse than canine cucking

You treat her with respect
He eats kibble off your paycheck

>>26010892
I'd say they are both on one level

>>26010892
Better. Horses are at least a noble, beautiful animal with a firm, huge cock. Horse cucking is even better than nigger cucking because horses are better than niggers. Dogs are the filthiest of beasts and they have a really weird, disgusting looking dick.

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>>26010873

why, its pretty hot pham

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>You dream of her hugs

>He scoots on her rug

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>tfw cucked by Rex Thunderknot

> You think of her staring at the roof
> She blows him, and he goes "woof woof woof"

Kek

>>26010892
Horsecock is indeed supreme. just look at that dong.

>you buy her a pb&j sandwich
>i lick it off her clit

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>>26010991
>Horsecock is indeed supreme. just look at that dong.

indeed

>>26010605
That pic scared me for a second, I thought some mandman had cut off dog dicks and kept them around as sex souvinears.

>>26011051
>You will never have a qt gf with a horse cock
SCIENCE! WHERE ARE YOU

>>26011092

I'd settle for a cute gf that loves sucking horse cocks

no homo

>>26010948
>Dogs are the filthiest of beasts

Absolutely haram am I right, achmed?

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>>26010966
>rex thunderknot

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>>26011125
This is the closest I'll get to having a gf with horse cock. :(

>>26010356
>>26010452

Yes. Dogfucking pleases me