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>year is 2056
>be you
>no job, no friends, no family, no partner
>your life is shit and you're depressed as usual
>wake up in some morning
>decide to watch tv
>tune in some channel
>some add pops up
>android waifus are announced for the first time by waifu incorporated.
>you are excited for the first time in years
>gather all the money you can get and order an android waifu
>the next day, a waifu inc employee knocks your door
>he hands you over a paper sheet, with a list of those tick-in squares
>you tick some of the boxes, as to make clear what features you want in your waifu
>you hand back the paper and tip the man
>one month later
>wake up
>hear a noise
>you find a 5'7 tall box in front of your home's door
>you open it
>you see the most beautiful face you ever seen
>her eye lids slowly open
>"konichiwa, anon-sama. watashi kani no waifu!", she says with a beautiful, charming smile
>your eyes flood with tears, your mouth grins, you're happy and you feel joy for the first time in ages
>as you look at your android waifu, you see how well she ressembles a human girl
>her skin is soft, her expression is pure, she is warm like any girl, her eyes roll arround, scanning the room
>as you put your hand over her shoulder, she hugs you. you feel all the warmth of a android waifu
>her programming is flawless, she understands speech and emotions, and will do everything to please you - cooking, nurturing, comforting.
>she does all for you. because she loves you
>your android waifu is always with you
>she never leaves you
>you joyfully live the next 15 years of your life with your android waifu
>2070
>one day, you are both watching tv together, holding each others hands
>you start feeling a strange ache in your heart
>it seems your time has come at least
>your waifu calls an ambulance, and holds you tight against her soft chest
>"i wont leave you, anon!", she says, in despair
>your eyesight starts fading away
>seems like the time for eternal rest has finally come
>you're dead now
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>two months later
>you're still dead
>you had nobody, just your waifu
>nobody arranged a funeral nor a requiem mass for you
>your waifu's programming continues to function, she still loves you above everything all she cares is you, her partner and now dead husband
>your android waifu is lonely, and she has been crying for every minute ever since you died
>your android waifu runs out of tears, she stops crying
>she gets up
>with her robot strenght, she builds a shrine out of the place you two used to live together and a small coffin out of some of your furniture
>she gently puts your corpse in the coffin
>she looks at you for one last time before closing the coffin
>a tear drops on your corpse, she quickly shrugs her eye to not get you wet
>the android waifu closes the coffin
>she is trying hard not to cry. as a robot, she does not understand how is it to die
>"i want to join anon in paradise", she ingenuinely thinks
>laying herself down next to your coffin, your waifu closes her eyes and turns her self off - forever
>even in the end, your waifu is still with you.
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>you hand back the paper and tip the man
>tip the man
Fuck off with this american bullshit.
Tipping is for cucks and faggots.
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>>you're dead now
>>two months later
>>you're still dead
BULLSHIT
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>>26008917
Agreed. I don't need an android waifu I need a fucking vampire waifu.
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>>26008947
Have you accepted the 'nobu as you're waifu and savior?
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>>26008790

Based /Fuko-chan/ officially CLAIMED half a century in advance

*Tips chocolate milk glass*
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Claiming Sena.
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>>26008982
She's too moe to live, too kawaii to die.
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>>26009243
And you even get several different flavors of sexual maturity to choose from.
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>le what will people say about you at your funeral motivational maymay
nigga i dont care cuz nigga i dead
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>>26008790
>>26008794
I-It's beautiful senpai
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>come home from work
>waifu laying in bed with neighbor
>even cyborg wives cuck you
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neat, it's like this movie but with anime girls
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>2056
>implying I won't kill myself first
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>>26009338
>not checking off the "Always Faithful" box on the features list
>nor the "will rather kamikaze fight to the death than allow any other man to touch her in an intimate way"
>cuck: the post
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Then I get arrested because she's below 17
:^)
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>>26008790
ALTERNATE END:
>you feel your time is near
>in a deviation from her programming, your waifu explains that she has been waiting for this day
>throwing you over her back, she dashes out of the apartment, into the shady part of the city where data dogs ply their stolen information and human augmentation procedures occur in boothed alleyways
>hurrying as fast her android legs let her, you two finally reach the curiously secluded end of a long street
>a neckbeard's visor flashes in the dark while he welds some machinery together in the chassis of a sleek android model
>he lifts his visor, revealing a metallic neck and a jaw that seems grafted onto his face
>his eyes beam with a cybernetic light
>"Ah, Mitsu-chan. Is he the one?" he says in a voice echoing metal
>"Yes sir. Please help him... I can't lose him!"
>"Of course. This is good practice. Follow me."
>the cyborg leads you and your waifu into a room lit by fluorescence
>it is very cold, vapors from various and complicated machinery expelling heat fire off at random
>automated tendrils tipped with surgical instruments loom over a large bed with white sheets in the center of the room
>"The odds are not in his favor. His age will make it difficult to maintain the pulse. However, advances in cryo-tech..." He considers the situation while rubbing his voice amplifier
>"Hmm. Let's begin."
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>>26008790
>>26008794
8/10
>>26009492
0/10

Go suck a dick friend
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>>26008794
>I want to join anon in paradise.

For some reason this hit me much harder than it should have.
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>>26009492

MOAR...please. This is bretty good (and I need this)
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>>26009525
Geez. Chill out hombre
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>>26009492
If you upload your data to an android would it still be you or will you get existentially cucked?
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>>26008794
I hope mine recreates the end of Terminator 2.
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>>26009492
Finish it off.
MOar MoAR mOAr
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>>26009589
>Now I know why you cry
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>>26008947

Enjoy having your only source of pleasure and food kill itself in nuclear war
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>>26008790
>"konichiwa, anon-sama. watashi kani no waifu!"

Oh shit, it's set to Japanese, I have no idea what it's saying. Where is the fucking instruction manual?
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>>26009823

Kek'led
This right here desu
>this bread is on page 5
>page 5
>page 5
>page 1 is Femanon and Chad bait
Have the normies truly overtaken this board?
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BAD END

>it is the year 2062
>years have passed since feminists first started fighting to get robo-waifus banned
>android waifus were only available for two years before they were pulled off the shelves and it's been nigh-impossible to get one since
>on a cold day in 2065 feminists finally succeed in making robo-waifus illegal
>all around the country robo-waifus are torn from their master, disabled and destroyed on the spot
>only a few are left as most robo-waifu lovers go innawoods
>you've holed up with one last bastion of freedom-loving robo-waifu sympathizers and allies
>but your time has come and you can hear the helicopters hovering overhead
>suddenly smoke fills the room and all you can feel is your face in the ground
>all you can see is your robo-waifu fighting back, tears in her eyes because she knows what's to come
>someone finally knocks her down with anti-waifu technology and as she's shutting down all she can do is mouth three words to you "I love you"
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>>26008790
>one day, you are both watching TV together, holding each others hands
>holding each others hands
>holding hands
>not spooning
OP confirmed for Pleb
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>>26010543
>my feel when starting WW3
>war on retard tumblr social justice warrior femenists
>clean out all degenerate trans
>remove all value from holes that can talk
>start new age of waifu paradise
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>year is 2056
>be you
>no job, no friends, no family, no partner
>your life is shit and you're depressed as usual
>wake up in some morning
>decide to watch tv
>tune in some channel
>some add pops up
>android waifus are announced for the first time by waifu incorporated.
>you are excited for the first time in years
>gather all the money you can get and order an android waifu
>the next day, a waifu inc employee knocks your door
>he hands you over a paper sheet, with a list of those tick-in squares
>you tick some of the boxes, as to make clear what features you want in your waifu
>you hand back the paper and tip the man
>one month later
>wake up
>hear a noise
>you find a 5'7 tall box in front of your home's door
>you open it
>you see the most beautiful face you ever seen
>her eye lids slowly open
>"konichiwa, anon-sama. watashi kani no waifu!", she says with a beautiful, charming smile
>...
>Slowly close the box
>Call the company
>"Yo dawgs, you got me a Chinese model."
>>
>year is 2016
>you post a stupid robo-waifu story on /r9k/ instead of putting effort into your life
>be me
>see
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>your waifu will never be real
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>>26008790
>>26008794


fuck you this is a good green text
i came here to shitpost, not to feel.
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>implying an employee would go have you tick boxes and not do it online in 2016, let alone 50 years from now

You already fucked up, OP, you faggot.
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Bump for great justice.
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>>26010543
>senpai says to never leave the apartment
>senpai says there are very bad people looking for us
>sometimes when senpai is away i watch the children playing in the park, they don't look bad but senpai says people get angry when they see something they don't understand and they might hurt us
>once i tried to talk to a neighbourhood girl but she got scared and ran away
>i burnt my hand on the stove and senpai got very angry he says we have to be more careful now
>senpai visits less and less he looks very tired
>my hip is very sore senpai says the cold is not good for my joints
>senpai hasn't visited in a long while
>the apartment is very cold
>i mostly sleep now
>last night the power went off
>i am very frightened
>i miss senpai
>__
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>>26009492
>your sight returns and you cannot remember when you lost it.
>the first thing you notice is your waifu's arms and legs locked around your body as you lay flat on the bed
>next is your lack of a heartbeat, the stillness of your frame, and a dullened sense of what you remember to be temperature
>you look down at your waifu's demure face nestled in the crook of your neck, apparently asleep
>feeling your movement, her eyes burst open and she looks up at you
>tears of joy well up under her clear, endlessly loving pupils
>"ANON YOU'RE AWAKE!! I-I knew you'd be okay! I missed you so much! MMMM"
>she tightens onto you as if she'd fall off the face of the earth without your embrace
>the cyborg pokes his head out from behind a curtain next to the bed
>"Success. How gratifying. Sometimes I amaze even myself.." he says in a metallic drone
>"You died twice while your mind was being transplanted into your new, BETTER, body." he mentions as he walks over to the side of the bed
>he traces the glowing circuitry in an open panel at the top of your head with an electrified stylus and seals it shut
>your waifu is still hugging you with a very content look on her face
>"All that remains of your organic self is your nervous system, your brain and your epidermal pattern from your younger years. 25 years, 4 months, and 23 days to be exact. Everything else... is synthetic"
>he explains to you how your waifu brought you to him as you were dying
>you listen astonished
>soon you all exit the laboratory, onto the street where the dregs of cyber-society dwell
>"C'mon Anon, let's go back home and I'll cook you something tasty!" your android lover says, pulling you by the hand
>you return home in a daze, feeling as though you're in a dream
>as you look upon the face of your beloved, you remember what it was to feel. a sensation in the chest
>in the heart
>you feel your chest whir and hum with tech but that is all you feel
>all that remains is a memory, of a memory of being in love

fin
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>this will never actually happen

JUST
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>>26014694
I think I've seen something like this. Anon do you mind telling me where you got this?
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>Waiting till 2056 for technology to get a waifu for you
>Not using the human psyche to make a tulpa waifu

It's like you don't even want a waifu, /r9k/.
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>>26015859
ITTTTTS NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME GOD
ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR
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>>26008790
>>26008794
The most ironic part of this post is clarifying I'm not a robot

But the feelings this gives me suggests otherwise
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>>26008790
Lol I'll kill myself way before that day ever comes.
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>>26016040
http://imgur.com/gallery/xPoq0
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>>26015429
>tfw no sawtooth bf

why live
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>>26008917
This
>implying I won't wake up a few months later
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>>26015429
>picture is from some homestuck shit

ruined
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>>26016942
not even him, but if you ignore the fandom, homestuck's not that bad. well, it's shit these days, but it /wasn't/ that bad.
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>>26015429
>>26016742
>>26016942
>>26017067
>All good things from Homestuck, including Sawtooth, will never be given any more time in the comic
>It's all gay shipping for tumblrites, and not even the original tumblrites.

MY TEEN YEARS, HUSSIE! MY TEEN YEARS!
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>>26017133
JOHNKAT FOREVER
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>implying i will live until 2056
im old, bro
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>>26016742
>>26016942
>>26017067
>>26017133
>>26017211

>there are fucking Homestucks on /r9k/

Shouldn't you guys go back to tumblr?
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>>26017335
I've never actually used tumblr desu or interacted with the fandom.
I just stick to myself.
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>>26017335
homestuck has been on /co/ since 2010, and hussie's other works like problem sleuth and 'and it don't stop' have been there years before that. hussie only got a bad name when he started pandering to tumblrites.

HS would have had a really bad name if not for MLP taking the autism crown during it's early years
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>>26008790
>>26008794
>you'll not live long enough to have an android waifu
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