Ok I think I let my autism slip too much. >finally repress

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>>26007204
Tell her ''it was just a prank, bro''.
Like those guys on youtube, it might work.

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I'm really fucking panicking. Should I slip her a note explaining how I'm retarded? Do I just leave it and pretend it didn't happen?

>>26007204
lol i'm actually cracking up. anon, for your sake i hope you are making this up

>>26007338
Please don't laugh I have no fucking idea why I did it but I need some goddamn help. This was my one shot at normie happiness and I just ate a fucking booger.

Go into the other room with her and explain that you're retarded. If you don't explain yourself she'll think you're a big pervert.

>>26007439
This tbqh fmalamadingd0ng

>>26007439
How do I tell her? Can I write it down? I feel like if I talk I'll just fuck it up more.

>>26007291
just tell her u thought it would be funny and that youre fucking stupid and that u wont do it again. Or dont, man up walk up to her and tell her thats ur fetish now lets fuc bby

>>26007204
Wow that is not the direction I expected this to go.

That's irredeemable anon. Hopefully you can find another qt as easily as this one because its over. This girl will never be able to see you normally again.

She's moving around the house and I peeked around the doorway into the kitchen, she's making something. Can I just send the dog in there with a note? I wrote I'm sorry on a sticky note that might help right?

>>26007499
Giving her a note may not be a good idea. Everything you write will need an explanation. It'll be a hard conversation to have, but it's necessary. Try starting with an apology.

>implying this actually happened
2/10, apply yourself son

let her eat some parts of you so she won't be mad. tell her she tasted well, and that you wanted to try new things

If it were Chad picking her nose and eating her sweater, she'd be squirting waterfalls.

Dog note deployed. Awaiting response.

The booger didn't taste too bad now that I think about it. I didn't like the hair though.

Are u like, an actual retard? And have u ever been in a rela b4?

>>26007701
Should I tell her she can suck my dick to be even?
>>26007764
I don't think I am. She's my first girlfriend. I thought I had this shit on lock.

playfully eat a hair off her sweater
>she gives me the most repulsed look
>panic.mov
>stick my finger up her nose
>"I bet every part of you is gold..."
>pick and eat booger, it was dry


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NO. FUCKING. NOTE.

Let's assume the worst will happen. She's gonna break up with you. Let's work from there.

Walk up to her and, like a normal fucking human being, tell her that you're a fucking dumbass and were trying to be funny. You didn't punch her in the face or murder her grandmother, you can still talk to her face to face. No note. You just creeped her out is all. If this goes well and she didn't mind, she may not break up with you, and that'd be great. But I assume she would. She'll start seeing all of your past "funny" actions as "creepy" and it all goes downhill from there.

>>26008995
Also for fuck's sake anon

Making out is normal in a relationship, as is licking food and shit off of faces. But for christs sake boogers and fallen hairs have NO sexual value at ALL. They're literally GARBAGE. Imagine clipping one of her toenails off and eating it, jesus. (PLEASE never do this)

>>26007399
How did it taste though?