>Anon, we're gonna go pick up chicks bro. Get in!
What would you do?
*kneels in the leg room in front of him*
>Then I get in
>Then I ride with them to where ever
>Then I poop in their backseat after we all get out
>hang out for a bit, more than likely get used as the guy who gets the ugly cock-block friend
>Call Uber and take that home with the ugly chick
>Sacrifice her to the old ones preserving my virginity and ensuring my wizardhood
>but not before getting a kiss in, awe yea
>Those chicks the chads picked up wont be sleeping with them tonight, not with a massive shit smeared on the entire back seat
>Smile smugly knowing I have cock-blocked chad, pleased the old ones, and got my first kiss
And the best part is chad will never get that smell out!
>mfw I went out with some Chads one time and actually ended up with fingering some chick who later became my gf
You can make it guys.
But the real robots here literally can't leave the house without sperging like retards. Most of us here are introverted normies that are just a little weird and are too hard on ourselves.
>get in car
>completely aware that I'm being fucked with
>they might beat me up or have a Stacy laugh at me
>don't care, already at rock bottom
>let them pull their lame joke on me
>this is the only way I've ever interacted with other people my age
>letting them fuck me around
>have 3 super close friends in HS who we all spent every second we could hanging out
>playing video games and watching anime and stuff
>we all graduated, i decided to not go to college and they went
>they turned into super-Chads and lifted, got gf's, extremely normie
>they still always ask you to hang out and always show up at my house regardless
>still ask me to come play games with them
i just wish i wasn't socially retarded
>There are guys that look like that while I'm stuck looking like me
Lol jfmsu. Idk why roasties and normalfags get upset about me withdrawing from society when there's no way i could compete anyways. Just let me enjoy my loli animes in peace.
>get in car
>saying no is no longer an option
>stare vacantly without saying anything
>laugh when it feels necessary despite not understanding what the nature of the conversation is
>"T-thanks I-i had f-fun"
>avoid seeing said chads at all cost
>get my obese lard acne ass in the back
>get ashtmah attack
>chad is like whats wrong
>i shit my pants and it lands and stains his seat
>chad punches me and throws me in the highway
>mfw atleast a ruined his car
>How on earth did you manage to catch me in the 10 seconds I'm outside. Are you stalking me.
>Also, I don't "pick up chicks". I dont know how. Thats not my thing.
>Also I don't know you. I'd rather play video games. I'm straight edge. I'm shy. Don't try to hang out with me. Good bye.
excuse me, I had to fart
OH DEAR, guess I have the gas today fellas
excuse me, I'm allergic to grass
They're actually from South Africa
Thanks for the feels OP
>two chadbros for roomies
>hang out all the time
>smoke dope, go to parties
>I'm a normie!
>both have terrible grades
>don't come back next year
>tfw no more chadbros
i kek'd hard
that wasn't funny nor a display of being alpha, kill yourself faggot nu-male retard
pic related, its where you came from
>some 18 year old manualfag with a suped up Mazda 3 acting like he knows anything about high-quality transmissions
I'll grant that most automatics aren't optimized for sanic.jpg speeds, but high performance automatic transmissions can consistently outperform manuals. It depends a lot on torque optimization. Many high-quality production cars have semi-automatic transmissions and they're usually faster than manual transmissions (because the computer can react faster to a simple paddle flip than a human can mash in a clutch and shift gears).
That's pretty much the gist of natural selection.
yea but even the freaking hair is perfect with the gel. I mena the abs i get it , cardio plus sit up, low fat diet . but how dont these guys even have a freaking bad hair day, or the beard how is it so even . its like destiny says "here everything will be perfect for you " i bet they even have above avg dick sizes
Being a Chad must be the greatest feeling a man can experience. True euphoria.
>but high performance automatic transmissions can consistently outperform manuals.
>Many high-quality production cars have semi-automatic transmissions and they're usually faster than manual transmissions (because the computer can react faster to a simple paddle flip than a human can mash in a clutch and shift gears).
Okay, you're going to need to clarify here. Are you talking about paddle shifted cars, or just plain automatic cars? Because they're completely different animals.
It's disingenuous to say "automatics are faster than manuals" when you're actually talking about paddle-shifted cars.
When you say "automatic" 99.9999% of people are going to assume you're talking about press-gas-pedal-down-that's-all-you-do transmissions.
so fucking close
bro just ignore the kids , they played gt and think they are the shit
Drop a cluster bomb in backseat
> inb4 don't know how hurr durr
I've had this kind of situation happen before in HS with chads from my football team
>tell tons of jokes to chads and make them laugh
>talk big about getting ass
>arrive at party/club/bar
>get freaked out about talking to females
>a group of grils approach us
>not even the ugly one in their group will talk to me
>I just drink in the corner until we go home
Because in most cases where you see people in pics that get called chads, they're models of some kind, often in shoot.
This is clearly a model, for example.
Dunno about the two earlier up, but even then, you're seeing two photos of them, you have no idea if they have bad hair days or not, they nearly definitely do.
Don't compare yourself to models though, they don't even look that great.
Sure thing bro!
Just so we're clear he's talking about gay sex right? Like one of them is going to fuck me in the ass while I suck the other's cock? That's what he's getting at, yes?
nah man , i knew a couple chads in school every day their hair was perfect the same , same thing in the gym i went a couple times , chads there had the same look every time , same hair. not even one freaking pimple, or the hair combed to the opposite way . i dont believe in x shit but the older i get the more im starting to believe that some people are just meant to win
Some people just put more effort into it as well, don't forget. There is a genetic component, and some styles are easier to keep than others, but there's a large effort component.
that's social Darwinism you're describing fucktard
>What would you do?
Jump in and pull bitches with Chad and Bruce.
Tell this faggot to stop skipping leg day
How the fuck does he not just always fall over with those chicken-ass legs
>wanting disproportionate legs
muscular legs are ugly as fuck m8
>mfw I never do leg day because dont want to be ugly hulk abomination
Muscular legs are fucking great though, what are you talking about?
Having a disproportionate body either way looks shitty, but having noticeably muscular legs as well as a muscular torso looks best.
It's about balance m8. Not saying you should focus on legs but if you skip leg day everyone's laughing at you because you look like some retarded cartoon character Johnny Bravo motherfucker with this bulky upper-body supported by some pathetic little chicken legs
My leg day is
5 sets of deadlifts for 5 reps (3 normal 2 sumo)
basically you want to work glutes and hams with only a little bit of work on quads
dats how you get aesthetic legs
i already have one but i'll still come with
But i can't pick up chicks with you guys because i am an ugly manlet. You are only asking me just to drive away and laugh at my misfortune by birthright anyway, you are not my friends or wingmen. Hope you crash somewhere with your fancy car and die in the fire.
Chads actually aren't as bad as we make them out to be.
They are satan even well after high-school. And they don't do it to impress, they do it because of their nature of pure evil.
s-sure thing s-sir. D-do i go into the trunk? I-i hope my chinkiness doesnt ruin your style
Yeah, most chads are actually pretty nice guys, that tend to be popular because they bring people up with them. It's the people a step below that chad level, and stacies that are the cunts, people that tend to derive value from making sure everyone else is below them.
fuck off autotragic cukolds
sequential manuals shift as fast as DCTs and are lighter and more reliable
now kill yourselves faggots
Hah, it must suck being a shitskin pham.
This has happened a few times and I said no. A few times, girls showed interest (what are you doing later/this weekend, other blatant flirting, etc) and I just brush them off.
Later on the occasional gay would hit on me and I'd politely turn them down. Turned out they were sent by people in my circle to basically do recon to see if I was gay, because they figured I was.
They see me as some kind of martial arts monk now or some shit (I train for MMA but will never compete).
Seeing as I am sort of a Chad in behavior I would think they were serious. Still a virgin though so I'd go for it.
One thing that makes me tentative is how distracting that process may be. At least with an automatic the only thing you need to focus on is driving defensively.
At the same time, constantly changing gears also sounds like it will keep you alert, whereas driving automatic makes you grow to comfortable and lax, opening you up to more dangerous situations.
>Tfw I couldn't complete the transformation
>stuck in the cyborg hell
>have gf and friends but want to murder people with fucking baseball bats
Why couldn't you turn me all the way Chad! I'm a fucking abomination.
I have to compete against this bullshit. And I'm not going to turn into a gym monkey like these rugby jock faggots. They all march around in flip flops and pink shorts with wife-beaters. It's like a god dam Chad clone army every festival I go. The EDM tent is like a primal Alpha male nominating ritual tent that dominate males hit the shit out of each others and any others in arms reach for the sake of being total dicks. They will even come to your table at bars and start chatting up the girl you are our with in front of you.
>chad alpha pit at festivals
Iktfb. Some festivals are worse than others, if you go to more obscure artists like trance the crowd seems to be a bit better.
I was at a large "mixed music" festival, at the EDM stage a group of 5 roid heads literally started a mosh pit in the middle of the dance floor pushing each other around like it was a fucking metal concert. They pushed each other for about 5 minutes before they realized everyone was just avoiding them and looking at them like they were retards. Vibe killers to the max.
>All these beta bitches sucking Chad's dick
Your bring dishonor to your family, your ancestors and your neighbors
well I'm a pale mopey faggot with long dark hair
I actual drive more carefully when I drive manual. Because, like you said, the constant gear changing keeps me alert. And I have the feeling I have more control of my car when driving manually. Sometimes when I'm in my parents' automatic it feels like the car has got a mind of his own with all the random gear changing.
You can still go on that path anon, you have them as connection for an easier chance to be part of the normie world company, and improve those social skills over the course of months 6-12 months while you also lift